im embarrassed my vaginadar had failed me; i cannot find fault in any place of your reasoning and conclusion.Nooneatall wrote: ↑ March 22nd, 2024, 13:13I have a controversial conspiracy theory about Vergil I wanted to share with everyone. After careful deliberation of analyzing several threads while heating my pizza rolls and starting Star Wars: The Phantom Menace for the tenth time this week, I think I've finally concluded:
Vergil is a woman.
I know what you are thinking: "How is that possible? Sure, Vergil is a deeply effeminate and homosexual man. But a woman? You go too far; you retarded, fat, Shrek-looking mother fucker."
I've discussed this at length with my mom, whom I even invited down into the basement to review the posts with me. She had a lot of insight, like "Why are there crusty socks everywhere?" and "I've failed as a parent". As a woman, she knows another one when she sees one, and she agrees Vergil is a woman.
Now, to the proof, I will refer to Vergil as She in the following points:
1. She is extremely catty to a level that I'm not even sure a gay dude could attain. It would have to be an absolute caricature of a homosexual to reach those levels. Every post has a high level of sarcasm and passive aggression. We can all agree that only a woman can hit that level.
2. She is territorial against other women. See how she will fight Orin all day and all night and jump on any posts made by a new female user. She doesn't want to share the attention, whether negative or positive.
3. She is extremely stuffy, like a Puritan church wife. She is the kind of person who would call a prettier, younger woman a witch during the Salem witch trials just so her husband couldn't see her accidentally. The only people I've met who are this puritanical and prudish are women, and usually protestant Christian ones. She's said things to the effect of "sex is icky" before as well, which makes me think she's in a loveless marriage to an ugly dude.
4. She never stops complaining. Most of the posts are complaints or moans about something she doesn't like. This is the most substantial evidence I've provided so far. I've seen countless threads derailed or made worse due to her non-stop complaints about things that no one cares about like someone being made a mod or someone posting a cartoon nipple.
5. Strict and unthinking analysis of rules and regulations. If there is a rule on the forum, she will wear herself out trying to argue about how it wasn't enforced in the letter. Autistic men also do this, so I can't say this is a uniquely feminine trait.
i think what really nails it for me is her hatred for breast. large, juicy breast. only genetically disadvantaged vagina who couldnt squeeze enough milk from her chest for a cup of coffe could treat well developed cleavage with such disdain.
) , makes me think, he is in fact, not a woman. And also that he is young and stupid.
lies.. This place was a hetero-god-fearing-conservative utopia until recently.. beware the snouts-of-gold
