Space Marine 2

[maidenhaver]

https://archive.org/details/@crimes_of_the_future

[maidenhaver]

>meanwhile on Warhammer+, "female" Custodes

One of the most-watched miniatures channels (not just 40K) on jewtewb is a ******. Since most of the 40K channels are anglos, they are lawfully bound to call him a woman, when they interact with it XDDD Which they do, because most of them are grifters after the same audience pie. Many hosts are very gay sounding. At first, I thought it might just be the anglo accent, but I found a few who spoke british, and had normal voices and non-gay mannerisms. Anyway, what I'm getting at, is they all love GW's maamstodes, and how she won the wargames and could have nuked the throne. This brand is deeply infested with losers, and I hope that GW collapses from over-extending its brand and totally missing the mark, so that Disney buy it up and ruin it even more.

[maidenhaver]

Any reviewer giving this game a passing grade is a shill.

[rusty_shackleford]

Any reviewer giving this game a passing grade is a shill.

Major outlets are giving it low reviews, anti-shill reviewers are saying it's good. PCGamesN gave it a 6/10, as did PCGamer
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/wa ... -2-review/
https://www.pcgamesn.com/warhammer-40k- ... e-2/review

[maidenhaver]

Any reviewer giving this game a passing grade is a shill.

Major outlets are giving it low reviews, anti-shill reviewers are saying it's good. PCGamesN gave it a 6/10, as did PCGamer
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/wa ... -2-review/
https://www.pcgamesn.com/warhammer-40k- ... e-2/review

All part of the marketing.

[Unhelpful Contrarian]

Any reviewer giving this game a passing grade is a shill.

Major outlets are giving it low reviews, anti-shill reviewers are saying it's good. PCGamesN gave it a 6/10, as did PCGamer
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/wa ... -2-review/
https://www.pcgamesn.com/warhammer-40k- ... e-2/review

All part of the marketing.

I really dislike that. Makes it a harder to gauge the actual quality of the game.

[Orvas Dren]

>meanwhile on Warhammer+, "female" Custodes

One of the most-watched miniatures channels (not just 40K) on jewtewb is a ******. Since most of the 40K channels are anglos, they are lawfully bound to call him a woman, when they interact with it XDDD Which they do, because most of them are grifters after the same audience pie. Many hosts are very gay sounding. At first, I thought it might just be the anglo accent, but I found a few who spoke british, and had normal voices and non-gay mannerisms. Anyway, what I'm getting at, is they all love GW's maamstodes, and how she won the wargames and could have nuked the throne. This brand is deeply infested with losers, and I hope that GW collapses from over-extending its brand and totally missing the mark, so that Disney buy it up and ruin it even more.

This is why I just watch RuHammer now

[maidenhaver]

Major outlets are giving it low reviews, anti-shill reviewers are saying it's good. PCGamesN gave it a 6/10, as did PCGamer
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/action/wa ... -2-review/
https://www.pcgamesn.com/warhammer-40k- ... e-2/review

All part of the marketing.

I really dislike that. Makes it a harder to gauge the actual quality of the game.

According to my scale, 6/10 is above average, but it definitely isn't worth a buy, because the brand attached to it is woke af and based in england.

[maidenhaver]

>meanwhile on Warhammer+, "female" Custodes

One of the most-watched miniatures channels (not just 40K) on jewtewb is a ******. Since most of the 40K channels are anglos, they are lawfully bound to call him a woman, when they interact with it XDDD Which they do, because most of them are grifters after the same audience pie. Many hosts are very gay sounding. At first, I thought it might just be the anglo accent, but I found a few who spoke british, and had normal voices and non-gay mannerisms. Anyway, what I'm getting at, is they all love GW's maamstodes, and how she won the wargames and could have nuked the throne. This brand is deeply infested with losers, and I hope that GW collapses from over-extending its brand and totally missing the mark, so that Disney buy it up and ruin it even more.

This is why I just watch RuHammer now

Looks like a quality production, but I don't understand a word of it. I just follow classic rules, restoration, and painting guides, because the fluff and new models have gotten too anime.

[J1M]

How many enemy factions are there? If it's only one I will pass until Games Workshop is less stingy with the licensing.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

The Imperium of Man stands as a cautionary tale of what could happen should the very worst of Humanity’s lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in. Like so many aspects of Warhammer 40,000, the Imperium of Man is satirical.

For clarity: satire is the use of humour, irony, or exaggeration, displaying people’s vices or a system’s flaws for scorn, derision, and ridicule. Something doesn’t have to be wacky or laugh-out-loud funny to be satire. The derision is in the setting’s amplification of a tyrannical, genocidal regime, turned up to 11. The Imperium is not an aspirational state, outside of the in-universe perspectives of those who are slaves to its systems. It’s a monstrous civilisation, and its monstrousness is plain for all to see.

[maidenhaver]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

The Imperium of Man stands as a cautionary tale of what could happen should the very worst of Humanity’s lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in. Like so many aspects of Warhammer 40,000, the Imperium of Man is satirical.

For clarity: satire is the use of humour, irony, or exaggeration, displaying people’s vices or a system’s flaws for scorn, derision, and ridicule. Something doesn’t have to be wacky or laugh-out-loud funny to be satire. The derision is in the setting’s amplification of a tyrannical, genocidal regime, turned up to 11. The Imperium is not an aspirational state, outside of the in-universe perspectives of those who are slaves to its systems. It’s a monstrous civilisation, and its monstrousness is plain for all to see.

What should we talk about in the 40k game thread?

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

The Imperium of Man stands as a cautionary tale of what could happen should the very worst of Humanity’s lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in. Like so many aspects of Warhammer 40,000, the Imperium of Man is satirical.

For clarity: satire is the use of humour, irony, or exaggeration, displaying people’s vices or a system’s flaws for scorn, derision, and ridicule. Something doesn’t have to be wacky or laugh-out-loud funny to be satire. The derision is in the setting’s amplification of a tyrannical, genocidal regime, turned up to 11. The Imperium is not an aspirational state, outside of the in-universe perspectives of those who are slaves to its systems. It’s a monstrous civilisation, and its monstrousness is plain for all to see.

What should we talk about in the 40k game thread?

You're are making this discussion serious. Like it's some kind of serious, high quality work, universe or board game. You discussed Tolkien's work with the same seriousness. Creators themselves said that their creation is a joke, so why are you so serious?

[Faceless_Sentinel]

You complain about negroes, woman among soldiers, why does this matter if this is all a joke?

[maidenhaver]

The joke is you. You're working with a ******** definition of serious. Instead of posting dumb **** everybody know, why don't you read this thread and tell me who made it serious? Nobody. What the **** are you even doing?

[maidenhaver]

You complain about negroes, woman among soldiers, why does this matter if this is all a joke?

****** where are you?

[Faceless_Sentinel]

tell me who made it serious?

What a great humorous essay:

Always has been in the lore

Look at you, slurping that woke GW **** and making excuses for them shoveling ******* and women where they don't belong. Only a disingenuous cur would entertain the idea that this was always the case, instead of a sequence of lore retcons GW has done over the years, slowly boiling the proverbial frog, to pozz 40k more.

We both know why they put a ****** Space Marine front and center in this game.

If you aren't a cripple and can hold a lasgun then you're recruitable material as far as the Guard is concerned

That's a moronic take that only fuckwit liberal anglos could come up with.

Unlike what mouthbreathing leftists believe, a soldier, even an infantryman, is prohibitively expensive to train and equip, and every man you put in uniform is one less man in a factory making stuff or in a field growing food. Even the Imperium, with a pool of candidates numbering in the trillions, would have stringent standards on who joins the guard. The fact they have such a large manpower pool would raise the standards even further. They have the luxury to be picky, so the only reason there's women in the IG is because GW is a woke cesspit.

And no, the Imperial Guard is not cannon fodder, plenty of Black Library books have made it abundantly clear they're a highly trained, well-equipped and disciplined fighting force.

Also, the idea that Imperial commanders could needlessly sacrifice their soldiers ignore the simple logistical realities of warp travel. The Imperium never knows when they'll be able to get more men and resources due to the inherent difficulties of navigating the Warp, the possibility of being cut off from the supply chain due to Warp storms etc.

You're just jealous because you know deep down UltraCHADS are the best chapter

Most useless ******* out there, maybe. Black Templars told Gulliman to go **** himself and scrape the cum oozing out of his *** with his Codex, and to this day neither he, nor any of his lapdogs, have dared to do anything about it.

[Reichspepe]

Btw, listen to the german space marines from Dawn of War.

They should just use german voice acting for the Black Templars.
and Chaos too:

Is it me, or do they not do german voice acting like they used to?

[Reichspepe]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

The Imperium of Man stands as a cautionary tale of what could happen should the very worst of Humanity’s lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in. Like so many aspects of Warhammer 40,000, the Imperium of Man is satirical.

For clarity: satire is the use of humour, irony, or exaggeration, displaying people’s vices or a system’s flaws for scorn, derision, and ridicule. Something doesn’t have to be wacky or laugh-out-loud funny to be satire. The derision is in the setting’s amplification of a tyrannical, genocidal regime, turned up to 11. The Imperium is not an aspirational state, outside of the in-universe perspectives of those who are slaves to its systems. It’s a monstrous civilisation, and its monstrousness is plain for all to see.

This is a ******** and braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash article written by a company not understanding their own setting.

[Brother Michael]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

The Imperium of Man stands as a cautionary tale of what could happen should the very worst of Humanity’s lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in. Like so many aspects of Warhammer 40,000, the Imperium of Man is satirical.

For clarity: satire is the use of humour, irony, or exaggeration, displaying people’s vices or a system’s flaws for scorn, derision, and ridicule. Something doesn’t have to be wacky or laugh-out-loud funny to be satire. The derision is in the setting’s amplification of a tyrannical, genocidal regime, turned up to 11. The Imperium is not an aspirational state, outside of the in-universe perspectives of those who are slaves to its systems. It’s a monstrous civilisation, and its monstrousness is plain for all to see.

This is a ******** and braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash article written by a company not understanding their own setting.

Good video, good channel

[Finarfin]

Btw, listen to the german space marines from Dawn of War.

They should just use german voice acting for the Black Templars.
and Chaos too:

Is it me, or do they not do german voice acting like they used to?

Agree, I have a feeling that voice acting in games dropped in quality (german atleast) Of all the companies Ubisoft used to be some really high quality ones but nowadays they sound like random people from the streets.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

The Imperium of Man stands as a cautionary tale of what could happen should the very worst of Humanity’s lust for power and extreme, unyielding xenophobia set in. Like so many aspects of Warhammer 40,000, the Imperium of Man is satirical.

For clarity: satire is the use of humour, irony, or exaggeration, displaying people’s vices or a system’s flaws for scorn, derision, and ridicule. Something doesn’t have to be wacky or laugh-out-loud funny to be satire. The derision is in the setting’s amplification of a tyrannical, genocidal regime, turned up to 11. The Imperium is not an aspirational state, outside of the in-universe perspectives of those who are slaves to its systems. It’s a monstrous civilisation, and its monstrousness is plain for all to see.

This is a ******** and braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash article written by a company not understanding their own setting.

I agree, but this people writing modern warhammer and licensing corresponding braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash, witch lead to all warhammer modern products being braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash.

[gerey]

You complain about negroes, woman among soldiers, why does this matter if this is all a joke?

Can you spend just one day not advertising what a Jew you are? Anyone with a functioning brain can pick a Black Library novel, read it and determine that no, the setting is not meant to be satirical.

40k being "satirical" is a cope GW came up with despite decadeds of fans dragging them back to the grim darkness of the future, kicking and screaming.

The fanbase wants the Imperium to be a force for good, for the Emperor to be just, for what humanity is forced to do to be necessary. ABW had to publicly apologize for the dogshit he wrote in "Master of Mankind", and subsequent authors had to retcon all his idiocy out of existence.

GW is another in a myriad of Western companies that is actively fighting against their paying customers and doing everything in their power to spite them, because they know best.

Why is a they/them Concord lookalike is even necessary when we already have femme fatale classes like Sisters of Silence and Sororitas...?

I can't imagine GW doing something like this out of anything but spite.

They hinted at female custodes in the 10th edition and were met with near-universal scorn and anger from the community, and instead of taking the hint they decided to shove them in everyone's face and double-down.

[maidenhaver]

Why are you discussing Warhammer like something serious? Creatos said themselves, it is all a satirical joke:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/202 ... er-is-not/

This is a ******** and braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash article written by a company not understanding their own setting.

Good video, good channel

I posted a video introducing Glorantha/RuneQuest, the narrator made the point that, unlike other systems, the rules and setting were developed for one another. Really, the rules for the setting. It got me thinking about how dicey 40K 2nd ed battle reports are, which complemented the Heavy Metal setting.

[Faceless_Sentinel]

You complain about negroes, woman among soldiers, why does this matter if this is all a joke?

40k being "satirical" is a cope GW came up with despite decadeds of fans dragging them back to the grim darkness of the future, kicking and screaming.

The fanbase wants the Imperium to be a force for good, for the Emperor to be just, for what humanity is forced to do to be necessary. ABW had to publicly apologize for the dogshit he wrote in "Master of Mankind", and subsequent authors had to retcon all his idiocy out of existence.

GW is another in a myriad of Western companies that is actively fighting against their paying customers and doing everything in their power to spite them, because they know best.

This:

I agree, but this people writing modern warhammer and licensing corresponding braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash, witch lead to all warhammer modern products being braindead garbage virtue signalling woke trash.

Also:

Can you spend just one day not advertising what a Jew you are? Anyone with a functioning brain can pick a Black Library novel, read it and determine that no, the setting is not meant to be satirical.

[maidenhaver]

I don't like the lore, don't like how small the galaxy is or really care about grimdark, but the rules are bent for competetive play, catering to a serious, statistical playerbase, and they want the grimdark lore. All their computer games have been grimdark, even the 2nd ed ones. Maybe Blood Bowl as the exception, I haven't played it. If the setting is satire, which the old White Dwarf were tonally, it doesn't come through in the modern gaming scene.

[Yankee Zulu]

Maybe it used to be satirical or started as satirical but its not anymore. Read the iconic one of the most popular WH40K books Eisenhorn Omnibus. Theres nothing satirical about it. Its deadly serious, its like an action thriller/mystery/drama.

But heres the thing. If its not satirical, then why all european libtards like it so much? The Emperor is an absolute dictator, Donald Trump or Mr Putin in the flesh. And yet they screech 'For the emperor!' all the ******* time.

[BLofbr]

[BLofbr]

Space *******

[BLofbr]

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