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Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:46
Lady Shar more like lady shar-ing because that's what you're gonna be doing a lot of!
Hope it's not too overbearing for Rusty..

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:51
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:44
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:41
All I did was expose the people who can't read and they get angry!
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*agrees to share your woman(your property)*
*is surprised when your property is shared*
*Shadowheart disapproves.
*Halsin disapproves.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:51
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:44
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:41
All I did was expose the people who can't read and they get angry!
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*agrees to share your woman(your property)*
*is surprised when your property is shared*
Have we reached the "actually it's alpha to get ****** because it's you allowing it so you're the one in charge while your wife gets treated like DiCaprio in The Revenant while you sit in a chair and watch" point in the cope spiral?
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I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:53
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:51
*agrees to share your woman(your property)*
*is surprised when your property is shared*
Have we reached the "actually it's alpha to get ****** because it's you allowing it so you're the one in charge while your wife gets treated like DiCaprio in The Revenant while you sit in a chair and watch" point in the cope spiral?
Not my fault you guys defer to the opinion of women.
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here are your rpg game companions, bro

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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:53
Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:53
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:51


*agrees to share your woman(your property)*
*is surprised when your property is shared*
Have we reached the "actually it's alpha to get ****** because it's you allowing it so you're the one in charge while your wife gets treated like DiCaprio in The Revenant while you sit in a chair and watch" point in the cope spiral?
Not my fault you guys defer to the opinion of women.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:57
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:53
Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:53

Have we reached the "actually it's alpha to get ****** because it's you allowing it so you're the one in charge while your wife gets treated like DiCaprio in The Revenant while you sit in a chair and watch" point in the cope spiral?
Not my fault you guys defer to the opinion of women.
Yes, that's an accurate depiction of you.
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
Hit that ***** if she looks at another man.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:58
Yes, that's an accurate depiction of you.
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
Hit that ***** if she looks at another man.
rusty this is getting weird
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:58
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:57
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:53


Not my fault you guys defer to the opinion of women.
Yes, that's an accurate depiction of you.
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
Hit that ***** if she looks at another man.
sorry man I don't want a gf who wants to **** other men, you can have them!
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:58
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
If the woman I was with openly showed desire to introduce another (bear) man into the relationship there is no other move to take besides kicking her to the curb. You should care whether your romantic partner either openly declares her singular interest in you or openly declares she wants to get railed by Chad, Thad, Vlad, and Ursus. :|
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:00
don't want a gf who wants to **** other men
I have some dire news for you
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:03
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:00
don't want a gf who wants to **** other men
I have some dire news for you
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Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:06
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:03
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:00
don't want a gf who wants to **** other men
I have some dire news for you
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All women are whores.
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Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:02
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:58
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
If the woman I was with openly showed desire to introduce another (bear) man into the relationship there is no other move to take besides kicking her to the curb. You should care whether your romantic partner either openly declares her singular interest in you or openly declares she wants to get railed by Chad, Thad, Vlad, and Ursus. :|
just hit her until she doesn't want to **** your friends and prostitutes!
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Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:06
just hit her until she doesn't want to **** your friends and prostitutes!
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:07
Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:06
just hit her until she doesn't want to **** your friends and prostitutes!
based
This is larp and you've never (and will never) put your hands on a woman btw
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:02
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:58
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
If the woman I was with openly showed desire to introduce another (bear) man into the relationship there is no other move to take besides kicking her to the curb. You should care whether your romantic partner either openly declares her singular interest in you or openly declares she wants to get railed by Chad, Thad, Vlad, and Ursus. :|
Especially considering how much of a **** she is to romance you in the first place. So for you she's a **** who you have to work hard to achieve a relationship and even harder for the first sex, but "Mt. Halsin" gets a freebie. Yeah GTFO *****
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Anon wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:15
Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:02
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 18:58
Imagine caring what women think about in terms of monogamy. "wow, based mommy drow only wants me!!!"
If the woman I was with openly showed desire to introduce another (bear) man into the relationship there is no other move to take besides kicking her to the curb. You should care whether your romantic partner either openly declares her singular interest in you or openly declares she wants to get railed by Chad, Thad, Vlad, and Ursus. :|
Especially considering how much of a **** she is to romance you in the first place. So for you she's a **** who you have to work hard to achieve a relationship and even harder for the first sex, but "Mt. Halsin" gets a freebie. Yeah GTFO *****
But Rusty sez if you tell her "No" and she (reluctantly) agrees (with explicit disapproval) at that very point, she definitely won't be sneaking out of camp later on to find out if bears shart in the woods...
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BobT wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:26
Anon wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:15
Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:02

If the woman I was with openly showed desire to introduce another (bear) man into the relationship there is no other move to take besides kicking her to the curb. You should care whether your romantic partner either openly declares her singular interest in you or openly declares she wants to get railed by Chad, Thad, Vlad, and Ursus. :|
Especially considering how much of a **** she is to romance you in the first place. So for you she's a **** who you have to work hard to achieve a relationship and even harder for the first sex, but "Mt. Halsin" gets a freebie. Yeah GTFO *****
But Rusty sez if you tell her "No" and she (reluctantly) agrees (with explicit disapproval) at that very point, she definitely won't be sneaking out of camp later on to find out if bears **** in the woods...
Why did you bring it up with her in the first place? :scratch:
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Is BG3 a game for ***** in addition to being a game for ****?
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Rusty: "heh, that's right ***** after a few good smacks (no actual action taken besides saying no lol) her interest in other guys doesn't matter at all"
Halsin during the next long "rest":
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Here is a video of Shadowheart finding out that Nocturne, the ****** tiefling, was her previous romance



Not really relevant, but I'm sure it'll make Rusty angry
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buttfucker 3000 wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:30
Here is a video of Shadowheart finding out that Nocturne, the ****** tiefling, was her previous romance



Not really relevant, but I'm sure it'll make Rusty angry
Soooo, she's into ********, poly ****, and also..


What a catch!
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BobT wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:32
buttfucker 3000 wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:30
Here is a video of Shadowheart finding out that Nocturne, the ****** tiefling, was her previous romance



Not really relevant, but I'm sure it'll make Rusty angry
Soooo, she's into ********, poly ****, and also..


What a catch!
*choose option where you like people kissing your feet*
"wow… look at how degenerate this is…"

No wonder you guys think this game is full of cuckoldry, you see the **** option and immediately choose it.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:33
you see the **** option and immediately choose it.
But Rusty none of us said anything about romancing Shart ourselves :scratch:
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:34
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:33
you see the **** option and immediately choose it.
But Rusty none of us said anything about romancing Shart ourselves :scratch:
We already know you don't romance women to begin with
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You're always on my miiiiiind...
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It gets worse..
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things aren't exactly looking good for Shadowheart gamers at this point...

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BobT wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:40
You're always on my miiiiiind...
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It gets worse..
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Again, not my fault if you pick cuckoldry options and receive cuckoldry.
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Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 19:42
things aren't exactly looking good for Shadowheart gamers at this point...

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The half-elf, a race with a much longer lifespan than humans, is older you say?
:scratch:
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