Elves are gay

[7Trickster]

Slender bodytypes, very long hair all the time, no beard, it's the total absence of masculine traits.

Here's your ideal man bro enjoy your "masculine" traits

Did you really have to take the most ugly balding goblin in USA ? That beard style is absolutely awful.

Come on man, you're better than this !

[KOS-MOS]

Slender bodytypes, very long hair all the time, no beard, it's the total absence of masculine traits.

Here's your ideal man bro enjoy your "masculine" traits

Did you really have to take the most ugly balding goblin in USA ?
Come on man, you're better than this.

As I said, you don't have to look like a primitive ape to be masculine. Btw, this is an average man you can find anywhere on the planet

[7Trickster]

Here's your ideal man bro enjoy your "masculine" traits

Did you really have to take the most ugly balding goblin in USA ?
Come on man, you're better than this.

As I said, you don't have to look like a primitive ape to be masculine. Btw, this is an average man you can find anywhere on the planet

Let's be real here, this one is way below average.

[DrSneed]

That ARYAN BEAST could tear swarthoid Vergil in half.

[asf]

fatso

[Irenaeus]

This kinda confirms the Portuguese are in fact brown.

[UltraFan123]

This kinda confirms the Portuguese are in fact brown.

Yeah, the Portuguese - and Spanish for that matter - have always been White Europeans.

The issue is that because their lands were forcefully occupied by mudslimes for centuries, a good chunk of their population has arabic genes that sometimes make them look brownish.

But the true indigenous people of the area have always been the native Whites.

[logincrash]

It seems that Mr. Trickster Seven of RPGHQ is pleased also with neither elf nor man. The art of the direction which he likes was prepared.

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[Irenaeus]

It seems that Mr. Trickster Seven of RPGHQ is pleased also with neither elf nor man. The art of the direction which he likes was prepared.

[7Trickster]

It seems that Mr. Trickster Seven of RPGHQ is pleased also with neither elf nor man. The art of the direction which he likes was prepared.

Not hairy enough but we are getting there !

[7Trickster]

This kinda confirms the Portuguese are in fact brown.

Yeah, the Portuguese - and Spanish for that matter - have always been White Europeans.

The issue is that because their lands were forcefully occupied by mudslimes for centuries, a good chunk of their population has arabic genes that sometimes make them look brownish.

But the true indigenous people of the area have always been the native Whites.

Yup, I myself have a lightly tanned skin and can get a proper tan easily within less than a week at a sunny beach. It is what it is.

[KOS-MOS]

Did you really have to take the most ugly balding goblin in USA ?
Come on man, you're better than this.

As I said, you don't have to look like a primitive ape to be masculine. Btw, this is an average man you can find anywhere on the planet

Let's be real here, this one is way below average.

I'm not talking about his good looks, I'm not gay. I'm saying you can find that kind of man anywhere, he's just a random normal guy.

[KOS-MOS]

It seems that Mr. Trickster Seven of RPGHQ is pleased also with neither elf nor man. The art of the direction which he likes was prepared.

Not hairy enough but we are getting there !

So, a furry?

[Oyster Sauce]

Slender bodytypes, very long hair all the time, no beard, it's the total absence of masculine traits.

Here's your ideal man bro enjoy your "masculine" traits

Would talk about video games with this guy for hours

[Vergil]

That ARYAN BEAST could tear swarthoid Vergil in half.

4chan is back up

[7Trickster]

It seems that Mr. Trickster Seven of RPGHQ is pleased also with neither elf nor man. The art of the direction which he likes was prepared.

Not hairy enough but we are getting there !

So, a furry?

No, a manly man. Not this half goblin.

[Yankee Zulu]

Elves are gay in the same sense as all male fashion designers or ballet dancers are gay.

[Tweed]

reject elf
become hobbit

Reject hobbit
become kobold

[Kalarion]

It's not about grooming, the portrayal of elves even in your holy Tolkien world gives pussy vibes. Slender bodytypes, very long hair all the time, no beard, it's the total absence of masculine traits.

Hair-length isn't inherently tied to a particular gender, but mostly to cultural trends/fashion preferences born out of practicality. The lack of beards is meant to match the image that Tolkien's Elves are "eternally young, pre-original sin" humans, but nowhere does Tolkien state they are meant to be androgynous. In fact, we don't even have a single example of female elves being confused for male elves while First Age/Heroic men are frequently confused with male elves. It seems your perception of Elves has been colored by decades of fantasy writers (and Peter Jackson) corrupting Tolkien's portrayal.

This is the second time I've seen this in the thread, here it's even in quotes, it's wrong. If you have an actual quote from Tolkien stating that he viewed Elves as pre-fallen Men, or analogous to Men in that way at all, please provide, I'd love to read it. They aren't and weren't, and even thinking of them in that fashion via death of the author would be ******** - because Elves in the Legendarium are obviously just as fallen as Men. The most famous of all the Elves in Middle-Earth, Galadriel, made a name for herself (not deliberately, perhaps) out of thumbing her nose at the Valar in the Second Age, for example.

Tolkien didn't intend Elves to be prototypical or perfected Men, he intended them to be analogous to our original myths of the Fey - inextricably tied to nature and the caretaking and nurturing of the natural world, and alien in being to Men. They were the Firstborn because they were meant to nurture the world in preparation for what Iluvatar had ordained would come later - Men. Although Tolkien obviously made his Elves more "civilized", in the sense that he made them more able to commune with things outside their nature (Men, for instance) than the Fey of our original myth. I think the departure was in service to his idea that the Elves would hand over the mastery and the caretaking of the world to Men, in a similar fashion to parents and grandparents handing a familial legacy to sons and grandsons. Or of the founder of an organization handing its leadership to a trusted lieutenant.

Thinking of them as "Men but more perfect and with superpowers" turns most of the story behind for instance The Lord of the Rings completely on its head and cheapens it. That's essentially what Jackson did, and look at the result. Elves are basically Numenoreans but "cooler" (I didn't find them cooler, I personally hated their characterization in the trilogy and in the Hobbit, but I recognize that most people slurped up Legolas skiing on an elephant trunk with delight) in the movie trilogy, and Aragorn is turned into some by-blow mulatto instead of being what he actually was - the resurgence and, in some ways, the fulfilment, of the line of True Men.

Anyways True Elves TM C aren't gay and 7Trick is a hack.

[rusty_shackleford]

It's not about grooming, the portrayal of elves even in your holy Tolkien world gives pussy vibes. Slender bodytypes, very long hair all the time, no beard, it's the total absence of masculine traits.

Hair-length isn't inherently tied to a particular gender, but mostly to cultural trends/fashion preferences born out of practicality. The lack of beards is meant to match the image that Tolkien's Elves are "eternally young, pre-original sin" humans, but nowhere does Tolkien state they are meant to be androgynous. In fact, we don't even have a single example of female elves being confused for male elves while First Age/Heroic men are frequently confused with male elves. It seems your perception of Elves has been colored by decades of fantasy writers (and Peter Jackson) corrupting Tolkien's portrayal.

This is the second time I've seen this in the thread, here it's even in quotes, it's wrong. If you have an actual quote from Tolkien stating that he viewed Elves as pre-fallen Men, or analogous to Men in that way at all, please provide, I'd love to read it. They aren't and weren't, and even thinking of them in that fashion via death of the author would be ******** - because Elves in the Legendarium are obviously just as fallen as Men. The most famous of all the Elves in Middle-Earth, Galadriel, made a name for herself (not deliberately, perhaps) out of thumbing her nose at the Valar in the Second Age, for example.

Tolkien didn't intend Elves to be prototypical or perfected Men, he intended them to be analogous to our original myths of the Fey - inextricably tied to nature and the caretaking and nurturing of the natural world, and alien in being to Men. They were the Firstborn because they were meant to nurture the world in preparation for what Iluvatar had ordained would come later - Men. Although Tolkien obviously made his Elves more "civilized", in the sense that he made them more able to commune with things outside their nature (Men, for instance) than the Fey of our original myth. I think the departure was in service to his idea that the Elves would hand over the mastery and the caretaking of the world to Men, in a similar fashion to parents and grandparents handing a familial legacy to sons and grandsons. Or of the founder of an organization handing its leadership to a trusted lieutenant.

Thinking of them as "Men but more perfect and with superpowers" turns most of the story behind for instance The Lord of the Rings completely on its head and cheapens it. That's essentially what Jackson did, and look at the result. Elves are basically Numenoreans but "cooler" (I didn't find them cooler, I personally hated their characterization in the trilogy and in the Hobbit, but I recognize that most people slurped up Legolas skiing on an elephant trunk with delight) in the movie trilogy, and Aragorn is turned into some by-blow mulatto instead of being what he actually was - the resurgence and, in some ways, the fulfilment, of the line of True Men.

Anyways True Elves TM C aren't gay and 7Trick is a hack.

Elves fell, just like men.
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[asf]

noldor were the only manly elves

[Yankee Zulu]

But in all seriousness it differs from elf to elf. Salvatores dark elf was kinda badass. I also remember elves from the Midkemia world (Magician books). Those progenitor elves were killing machines, they had slaves and sex orgies. And they were riding dragons.

[7Trickster]

I'm not gay.

Anyways True Elves TM C aren't gay and 7Trick is a hack.

2 gays refusing to admit they're gays but they get hard whenever they see a man with long hair and pointy ears. The smell of sweaty manly buttholes in the morning must be exquisite to you both...

Elves are gay. Men should steal their women and make human babies to purify this lame race over a few generations... shiiiieeet they already do

The Age of gay elves is ending soon.

[Tangerine]

Men should steal their women and make human babies to purify this lame race over a few generations...

Miscegenation is gay.

******.

[LemonDemonGirl]

Are trolls gay?

[Statesman]

It's not about grooming, the portrayal of elves even in your holy Tolkien world gives pussy vibes. Slender bodytypes, very long hair all the time, no beard, it's the total absence of masculine traits.

Hair-length isn't inherently tied to a particular gender, but mostly to cultural trends/fashion preferences born out of practicality. The lack of beards is meant to match the image that Tolkien's Elves are "eternally young, pre-original sin" humans, but nowhere does Tolkien state they are meant to be androgynous. In fact, we don't even have a single example of female elves being confused for male elves while First Age/Heroic men are frequently confused with male elves. It seems your perception of Elves has been colored by decades of fantasy writers (and Peter Jackson) corrupting Tolkien's portrayal.

This is the second time I've seen this in the thread, here it's even in quotes, it's wrong. If you have an actual quote from Tolkien stating that he viewed Elves as pre-fallen Men, or analogous to Men in that way at all, please provide, I'd love to read it. They aren't and weren't, and even thinking of them in that fashion via death of the author would be ******** - because Elves in the Legendarium are obviously just as fallen as Men. The most famous of all the Elves in Middle-Earth, Galadriel, made a name for herself (not deliberately, perhaps) out of thumbing her nose at the Valar in the Second Age, for example.

Tolkien didn't intend Elves to be prototypical or perfected Men, he intended them to be analogous to our original myths of the Fey - inextricably tied to nature and the caretaking and nurturing of the natural world, and alien in being to Men. They were the Firstborn because they were meant to nurture the world in preparation for what Iluvatar had ordained would come later - Men. Although Tolkien obviously made his Elves more "civilized", in the sense that he made them more able to commune with things outside their nature (Men, for instance) than the Fey of our original myth. I think the departure was in service to his idea that the Elves would hand over the mastery and the caretaking of the world to Men, in a similar fashion to parents and grandparents handing a familial legacy to sons and grandsons. Or of the founder of an organization handing its leadership to a trusted lieutenant.

Thinking of them as "Men but more perfect and with superpowers" turns most of the story behind for instance The Lord of the Rings completely on its head and cheapens it. That's essentially what Jackson did, and look at the result. Elves are basically Numenoreans but "cooler" (I didn't find them cooler, I personally hated their characterization in the trilogy and in the Hobbit, but I recognize that most people slurped up Legolas skiing on an elephant trunk with delight) in the movie trilogy, and Aragorn is turned into some by-blow mulatto instead of being what he actually was - the resurgence and, in some ways, the fulfilment, of the line of True Men.

Anyways True Elves TM C aren't gay and 7Trick is a hack.

In case the context of my reply wasn't clear enough, I'm talking about their physical appearance, not the race as a whole.

[Irenaeus]

Are trolls gay?

► Show Spoiler

[Stack of Turtles]

Are trolls gay?

Yes. They're black, which is gay.

[7Trickster]

Men should steal their women and make human babies to purify this lame race over a few generations...

Miscegenation is gay.

******.

Use the bastards for gulag labor

[KOS-MOS]

I'm not gay.

Anyways True Elves TM C aren't gay and 7Trick is a hack.

2 gays refusing to admit they're gays but they get hard whenever they see a man with long hair and pointy ears. The smell of sweaty manly buttholes in the morning must be exquisite to you both...

Elves are gay. Men should steal their women and make human babies to purify this lame race over a few generations... shiiiieeet they already do

The Age of gay elves is ending soon.

Don’t project your fantasies onto me, thank you.