The whole "underage sex" angle is a complete nonstarter.
The real Jan Ptacek's year of birth is unknown. The 1388 number doesn't even have a source, it's speculation by (((historians))). On the other hand, he evidently had a son sometime shortly after the events of the game (I was unable to find a source confirming Wikipedia's claim of 1404, but sources do say his son was born near the beginning of the 15th century, and he was certainly in possession of the family properties by the 1420s and is recorded as having concluded a truce with an enemy in 1427) and as we've already discussed in this thread, most men - and this would include petty nobility - were not marrying and having children until later. That in-game entry is also characterizing him as "underage" in the context of ruling his inheritance, which historical practice in the HRE shows was virtually at the whim of the court and such regencies could last well into the 20s and even 30s if courtiers felt the heir was still too immature, or, more likely, just didn't want to give up power. The real Hanush of Lipa wasn't forced to let the real Jan Ptacek rule until 1412, and only because Jan sued him in the court of law; even if he was born in 1388 he would certainly have been "of age" by our standards by then! It's simply impossible to guess what his real age was.
All the developers have to say is "Hans Capon is a fictionalized character based on a real person, whose age in the game's timeframe is unknown, so we made the choice to portray him as a young adult by modern standards." Nobody could possibly make a legal argument against that.
Yep. It really feels people are gasping at straws here. There is a **** ton of things to criticize KCD 2 on but this is by far is the weakest point against the game.
Grasping at straws by pointing out the lead developer clearly stated the character is underage?
Gasping at straws in terms of people having legitimate issues with it. I agree it’s weird but as said previously they don’t look or act like underage kids so for all intended purposes they adults in people eyes.
Yep. It really feels people are gasping at straws here. There is a **** ton of things to criticize KCD 2 on but this is by far is the weakest point against the game.
Grasping at straws by pointing out the lead developer clearly stated the character is underage?
Gasping at straws in terms of people having legitimate issues with it. I agree it’s weird but as said previously they don’t look or act like underage kids so for all intended purposes they adults in people eyes.
nuFar Cry games, the sloppest among all casual slop from 10 years ago, actually have better, more aggresive wildlife AI
Compares to how reactive and animation-heavy wolves in Kangdom Cums are.
such a hardcore and realistic combat system
weird that an enemy in a game where you're equipped with machine guns and flamethrowers has a different attack pattern than one in a game where you have a sword
Grasping at straws by pointing out the lead developer clearly stated the character is underage?
Gasping at straws in terms of people having legitimate issues with it. I agree it’s weird but as said previously they don’t look or act like underage kids so for all intended purposes they adults in people eyes.
Games have been pulled from steam for less.
Thats true. However steam can very inconsistent in its own TOS.
nuFar Cry games, the sloppest among all casual slop from 10 years ago, actually have better, more aggresive wildlife AI
Compares to how reactive and animation-heavy wolves in Kangdom Cums are.
such a hardcore and realistic combat system
weird that an enemy in a game where you're equipped with machine guns and flamethrowers has a different attack pattern than one in a game where you have a sword
Far Cry Primal exists and the wildlife AI is identical to this (partically because Ubi has always been lazy but at least they didn't dumb it down.)
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Pirated the game to see for myself how bad it went. Loved the first one. So far, played for around 3 hours and graphics look really weird. I play on everything maxed out and the image is still blurry for some reason? I think first game looked much clearer and that was 8 years ago!
So are there any positives to the game? Things you thought were neat and would like to see in future RPGs? Or is it just nothing to write home about?
So far there's some positives compared to the first game. New blacksmith minigame is fun, crafted some axes and horseshoes. The usual herb picking is relaxing (at least for me) and now you have to dry the grass so it won't spoil. It also affects the quality of potions which is cool. A lot of new perks. A system to change armor presets is really handy. The waiting or sleeping clock now is almost instant (compared to the waiting slog in the kkd1). Haven't tried a lot of combat yet but it seems to be better, combos are easier to pull off.
Pirated the game to see for myself how bad it went. Loved the first one. So far, played for around 3 hours and graphics look really weird. I play on everything maxed out and the image is still blurry for some reason? I think first game looked much clearer and that was 8 years ago!
This visual puke was brought to you by the 6 gorillion post-processing effects every AAA game gets injected with nowadays.
I noticed a really glaring spectacle when there was water behind Henry and I moved the camera around.
Wasn't this guy just a "small character" according to previewers? He has over an hour of voiced dialogue.
For reference, he has basically the exact same amount of dialogue that Hans does in the first game (only WITH the paid DLC, without it he has significantly less).
Wasn't this guy just a "small character" according to previewers? He has over an hour of voiced dialogue.
For reference, he has basically the exact same amount of dialogue that Hans does in the first game (only WITH the paid DLC, without it he has significantly less).
Starting to think someone may have been lying to me…
Wasn't this guy just a "small character" according to previewers? He has over an hour of voiced dialogue.
For reference, he has basically the exact same amount of dialogue that Hans does in the first game (only WITH the paid DLC, without it he has significantly less).
Wasn't this guy just a "small character" according to previewers? He has over an hour of voiced dialogue.
Skimmed the automatic YouTube transcript.
Scholar, explorer, physician, geographer, lawyer.
"I went to Cairo where I learned geography and law so that I would be better prepared the next time
Confirmed languages Musa is fluent in: Songhai, Arabic, Czech, Latin, Hungarian, some Somali language, presumably every other one that was spoken on his ******* odyssey.
I expect I have talent. I learned Hungarian in just two months.
I helped them as a translator especially for Christian envoys from Ethiopia on a pilgrimage to Rome
Bohemian savages
evidence that here in Bohemia you will drink even vinegar
Musa mad he wasn't appointed the personal physician of a ******* European king
he did not even make me his personal physician he prefers to trust your quacks and sent me here
but let us just say that King Sigismund did not show me the respect my position is worthy of
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if only I had stayed unconscious and I am telling you that leg will rot off if
I do not do anything that is your own leg you are smelling I told you it is
infected stop squirming around or I will have you strapped to the bed and that is
what makes it healing the more it stinks the better it works do you think I enjoy
listening to your nonsense just Li still if you had not been so fussy your
suffering could have ended long ago now hold still suit yourself let your
leg rot up to your testicles I have no need for this to your balls they will
turn black and fall off killing you you still look very much alive to me come
with me stio has something to say to us you're finally awake you took a nasty
blow and passed out I was afraid we lost you it is not all that common in my country but I follow the teachings of
the Great scholar ibin sin you Christians know him as avisena that is a
very interesting Theory my friend but next time I would advise you to keep
your observations to yourself I have taken care of countless wounded men I know
what I'm doing and if I say Chetan was poisoned then he was poisoned then I gave him
some wine to prepare him for treatment that is the usual procedure might I say
a word about this matter someone must have poisoned the wine while I was not looking they must have mixed something
into the wine I tried other alcohol as well but drinking meat makes my patience
worse and if I give them beer they almost always [ __ ] themselves you are probably
right my friend when Teran was brought here he was bleeding heavily and his
wounds needed stitching but he survived as I said I give it to wound men to ease
their pain and for certain complaints at the right dose it can be very beneficial
but what was not usual was that he started vomiting blood and then he died
but he could not be more wrong about the rest Chan's dead not from his wounds he
was poisoned so groa is right about that perhaps you really do know what you are
doing but then it must also be clear to you how dangerous it can be that is not
such a bad idea Henry very busy may I ask who you are big wise courteous you
do not take offense but you do not look like someone who has knowledge of alchemy it is not a simple matter just
to bruise some potion and pour it down his throat it could make him worse and I
cannot risk that so you came straight to me is that so that is true there is more
than one life at stake here very well then he's lying over
there and will remain lying for long he was badly stabbed and it will take weeks
before he comes to his senses so please stop staring at me and tell me what you
need from me tell me then how the people in those stories are described not exactly like you am I
right very well friend I will try to trust you very well then if the prag AR
wants to gamble with his soldiers lives I cannot stand in their way my
alchemical apparatus is all yours friend you'll find it right outside the tent in
unless I may not speak your language fluently yet but my memory is good and
is it a strong enough decoction when Meek was brought here he was awake for a while he tried to tell me something
about a wagon a chest a chatter a place called lter that should not be necessary
one can make a decoction from velan and mint which is called cockrel potion it
will not heal the poor wretch but it might wake him up for a bit I wish I could do more for you friend when he was
brought here he was mumbling about some Wagon on a place called L but then he
passed out and did not awake again then you shall have to wait and as you see it
is not as I said he was mumbling something about a painted chest and a
place called L perhaps that will help you you it seems that you know a little
about medicine and that means that you should also know that it is a risk I
know very well what you meant I have had such a conversation at least a 100 times
I know what you meant I have had this conversation at least a 100 times be
careful that you do not end up like me though a physician not a
magician but there might be one possibility watch your tongue my friend
I may have humility but how do you say it I will not be treated like [ __ ] as I
said only time can heal him do you have dung in your ears or what you will have
to find another solution friend I am sorry to say it but he cannot help you
now he died not long ago alakanuk soup you say then I certainly cannot let you
near mishek but it must be very strong not like what is sold by the quacks
around here but maybe only up to your ankles friend in any case you're found
your man mus of Mali scholar traveler and physician At Your Service friend yes
Meek have you never heard of prestor John or the Christian kingdom of axom and I I cannot abuse the trust these
poor wretches he have placed in me I'm sorry friend but I will not let you near
Meek it is nothing too complicated I have some rose water here and I need to
change the bandage you are not of much help now show me that leg of yours it is
too bad you did not tell me whose side you were on then I could have left with you and avoid getting an arrow in the
chest it is a Pity I did not know that earlier I would have given her more to do in the camp than laundry I would not
mess with him if I were you there is no telling what he will do when he is
angry it is an excellent idea it is a shame I did not think of it myself take
care friend of course I do with everything I
will not be insulted may your leg rot off for all I care I cannot complain my
friend but I do not know enough swear words in your language to express my feeling feelings properly but seriously
the fever has gone down and the arrow did not hit anything important inside of me so I will be fine in a few days maybe
I should have left with you when you gave me the opportunity but who could have known they would begin shooting at me maybe
you could tell the others to try not to bleed too much Katherine has mastered this art many leared men could Envy her
skills we will see in two or three days the wound will become infected then he
will gladly come crawling back to me on his hands that is thanks mostly to
Catherine here she's taking such good care of me like new my friend Catherine
is a mistress of my art better than many learned men thank you Henry thank you
Henry thank you Henry come now if you had not helped me when they wanted to
accuse me of Tran's murder gav would have had me drawn and
qued but if you have any injury or ailment come here and we will help you
yes do not risk losing your limbs to save us trouble an army from all corners
of Europe so many cultures and Cuisines and I eat only Millet you can
have items repaired by the Smith and if you're hungry the kitchen is over there
so in this part of the camp you see the tents of various Mercenaries from
Germany Poland Hungary in short everyone who came to fill their pockets the food
will please you more than me I think treating meat in that way I simply
cannot eat it in short you are barbarians though kindhearted barbarians
well for example people in my world are educated not like in yours and education
is the greatest wealth there is the foundation of education is to learn how to read and write so that you can study
the Quran you can get this foundation in one of our mosques there were originally two but after I left I heard they built
a third so what would you like to learn my friend if you want to continue your pursuit of knowledge after that you
would have to find a teacher and study in his private Library limited your medicine physics and astronomy burn
together with Rome I don't have the time or patience for that my friend but I can give you a
few tips on the way to the Arabian Mecca I was attacked by robbers and they took
everything I had to walk through the desert naked but I learned the most in timbog too in my country do you think I
stabbed him from afar we do not know for certain it is not impossible I had to go
and get clean bandages and water to wash the wounds no sir it was not even
possible we had enough trouble carrying shatan it cannot be ruled out why would I have any I heal people thank you my
friend but I do not think that that helps very much yes sir there I gave him
wine to drink and I prepared to stitch his wounds but he died before I could
are you trying to console us or provoke us chicken fish rice Millet anything you
can imagine but do you know what I would really like to have right
now yogurt yogurt thick sour milk nice and cold
with honey There's Nothing Better In the Heat of Mali very interesting it is a
Pity I have not met many like that firstly I would not call it a tournament
rather mindless hacking those are all true wisdoms also in the name of Allah
it is terrible what happened to Samuel mely dumb violence for its own sake it
is not chalous like FIA I am very grateful I am glad you
will not forbid me from staying Foria the skill set of an Arab Warrior really
it is a Pity Katherine cannot show me around I would like to stay here for a while all I have seen in your country is
death so now I want to discover its beauty it was good to see you Henry very
good because it went too far instead of matching skills people settled scores
with each other they killed each other from Rage and also from
boredom I regretted that from the first minute friend please accept my sincerest
condolences when the Mallet lands on your head in addition he should also be able to hold his own when fighting with
a spear and a sword and of course excel in archery it is a miracle since meeting
you I've been taken prisoner shot almost executed starved to death since the
tournament was banned I have a lot less work with mending fractured I shall not
lie to you here in the camp there is only a common band of Cutthroats who
would slit their own Mother's throat for money do you think Catherine would be my guide I'm sure sure she would show me
things I would like whoever does so more times wins in any case nothing teaches
you how to ride a horse better than Shogun a riding game very hard and
dangerous you will not get rid of me that easily all I have seen of your country so far is death now I want to
discover its beauty where I come from every fighter must be able to ride a
horse and take care of its injuries and illnesses is two teams of riders with
wooden mallets try to get a leather ball into the opponent's goal keep her close
friend or you will lose her to me is this your subtle way of suggesting I
should leave I have successfully avoided situations like this all my life but now
and then it is not possible I expected I would lose an arm at least greetings
Henry but if you had not come it would have been much worse and above all he must not be a coward but on
the contrary an honorable man and if I have to choose between a gilded cage
with sigismund or uncertainty here with you my choice is clear and to answer
your question there will not be any the commanders wisely banned them what is a
lot even one death is more than enough not even a chugun is so terrible this
part of the Camp is mainly for cumans so if you are looking for one he will be
either here or near the bath house we will take a look there too do not worry
not much has changed here let us keep going over there is the pen where they used to have tournaments until the
captains banned them but that is a long story muscular wise wealthy tell me then how
the people in those stories are described not exactly like you
am I right welcome then Henry do you need anything Musa of Mali is my name
scholar Explorer and physician I run the camp infirmary so you see it is not I
know very well what you meant I have had this conversation at least a 100 times I
know what you meant I have had this conversation at least a 100
times here we go again have you never heard of prestor John or
the Christian kingdom of axom yes it will get us nowhere I agree what exactly
are we going to attack how will they get in the village is full of enemies I
suppose it depends on what the shoe was made of and what it stepped in our rotor
has not run out yet right the finest in the world fellows it
is just that you have not finished telling me the story story of George and the
Dragon I wouldn't recommend it but perhaps shoes made of a fine leather
maybe sheep leather we should eat the shoes of our Captain's wife I would rather the desert over Hunger Godwin
believe me barely they are so covered up in clothes it is like talking to a pile of
laundry in the heat very little friends especially from the West up my lady
someone must take the message crawl out of here through the pra's Army steal a
horse then deliver it he has a head for trade dri he's wasted on fighting in battle my
country has its own customs and covering women up for no reason is not one of
them how does your proverb go so many countries so many
Customs well that leaves us with one little problem my head will remain on my
shoulders that is the main thing my head will remain on my shoulders that is the
main thing what but fellas in Granada I met a soldier who told me that once
while Under Siege he cooked up soup from shoes you dare turn down your captain
bear in mind that the last man to try that failed and we were in a much better
situation at that time I am doing it more out of boredom than hunger so let
us make some shoe broth so let us see them you are truly a resourceful man
Henry what did you change your mind that is a very personal question and we are
not that well acquainted yet forgive me but I would rather not talk about it so
you have nothing to fear if someone kills you it probably will not be because of me I was not that important
my friend or I travel too fast and no assassin has caught up with me yet I
know that several of them were killed I have no news about the others all right I think I can trust
you when I left Mari it was not entirely safe there you are quite right my friend
this is not the right time king of Mali manam Magan was killed by his sandiki in
your language that is advisor maybe too much my friend but what are you getting
at although I never even came close to the throne I had no intention of trying to explain that to
ciki I preferred to flee a lot manam Magan was my cousin I think about it
often almost every day but I suppose I am afraid that is all I do not even know
if I would recognize it now I last met some of my countrymen in Mecca and that
was many years ago not now at least he then took the throne and one of his
first orders was to get rid of magan's family so as you have no doubt realized
this is my infirmary come on let us walk outside you have already seen the
infirmary so we will go somewhere else follow me my friend one part for
operating on the wounded another for the sick my Alchemist bench a top of water
nothing out of the ordin you should lose your hand for that are you out of your mind what are you doing that must be a
crime in this country too no that's enough stop that what are you doing
Henry have you gone mad do you have to do that right in front of
me who have I got mixed up with again is that some sort of strange Christian
entertainment you behave like riffraff in the name of Allah what have you done
Henry I can see you now now father Godwin
stop well all right be glad none of the King's Men can hear us try looking above
the Smithy but do not go anywhere you should not and if they catch you you
never spoke to me not yet my friend since I cannot leave this place we shall
have to make you an expert on poisons I only saw him very briefly but it was
obvious he was in bad shape I'm starting to think they did not put the right person in charge of this investigation
you have done more in a few days than others in many weeks excellent my friend
maybe we can manage This Together excellent people have just been sitting around for months here and all of a
sudden you turn up and everything is turned upside down only Allah can cure
the ill I already told you everything we laid him on the table Crow went his own
way and I started cleaning ter Tan's wounds did you not find anything more promising in the book it smelt and
looked the same as always except perhaps by complete chance
in Venice I joined an expedition that was heading to India but we were attacked by Pirates do you know I was
not originally a physician you know it is forbidden for me do you even know what you are asking about most of the
people in the camp respected chatan and besides not everyone can get up to the
powder store war war never changes I had quite enough
of war in Granada so when envoys from Hungary came to the sultan I managed to
persuade them to take me away with them I have done some thinking about that after all what else can I do here you
can read I hope you killed him what potion did you give him you fool you do
not know my friend educate yourself a little it is not far from from here on the other side
of the Alps no not directly anyway but let us say they made it very clear to me
that the wounded from the king's Army were the priority I have no idea but
what I do know is that we will not get anywhere if we suspect everyone in the camp that does not narrow down our
search much I did indeed from timbog 2 I went to Holy Mecca from the Emirates of
Granada to Venice and from there to the court of Sultan bayazit of the Osman it
is a proverb from my country it means the road to truth has many twists and
tense you would be surprised my friend I may not be an expert but I know that
many everyday things are actually poisonous I would also like to know that my friend but I am stuck
here laabi potion is for sleep but not Eternal sleep you would have to drink a
whole Barrel for it to kill you but soon after we found ourselves at war with
tumor and his golden horde that is I would if I could get out of here so we
spent the whole night in Kat's tent with his double did we so I think it will be
best if we each go our own way well partly but mostly it was negligence and
disrespect for human life I would not expect such an opinion from an artillery
Commander the kind who cares about People's Health in that case I have never seen a
more beautiful place in my whole life in that case I cannot wait to get away from
here murderers battles arrows in the chest I could happily do without all
that then all I can say is that this muddy Hill is about the only thing I
have seen of your country and that has not made much of an impression on me
may his lordship enjoy my soup the chest is locked but I trust you will manage
somehow but the sultan soon found out that I had lived among Europeans and I could talk to all the envoys who came to
him so I became useful even so it is strange for months the people here have
been sitting around doing nothing then suddenly you turn up and everything is
turned upside down I do not intend to accuse anyone of course
I myself have a knife to my throat I do not suspect you of teran's murder of course do not worry of course it is I'm
only saying that I find it very very strange of course I do but I do not
think that it is possible not happy exactly but surely you did not think
that I care much for this dirty Camp because we were about to be overwhelmed
by the golden horde led by the butcher named Timmer because I am a total
coward and not just that I am duly proud of it that is why I started studying
physic in fact I wanted to make an impression on the sultan because swords
and cannons are not for me the first thing to do is to go to chetan's corpse
and examine it thoroughly arms legs face tell me the truth my friend a bath house
maid brought it to me along with my clean laundry very pretty girl black hair nicely built
then I gave him some wine to drink and he suddenly began to shake and vomit
blood I will leave the testing to you the best thing would be to investigate the Poison every poison has different
effects one makes your hair fall out another turns your guts inside out the
PTO Hoya bird lives on a far away Island and just a few drops of its poison are
are worth more than a silver mine it is not possible to find anything like that
here Lord groa puried away in Anger before you arrived so that I could not
poison anyone else he said remember that learning is like a garden if you do not
tend it it cannot bear fruit then the noble Lord of Borum laaka arrived and
started to go mad the wine must have been poisoned here in my infirmity
although the Osman are not that welcoming to my people the sultan at the time received envoys from all over the
world so I was useful I went to Cairo where I learned geography and law so
that I would be better prepared the next time but I never went back to Mecca I would rather not talk about this my
friend all I can say is that there are a few rich men and their beautiful wives
who I do not want to meet again he tried to but my Hungarian is not as good as I
thought he was coughing so much that I could not understand anything and so you
should I learned that recipe in Granada exactly they are bored so they get drunk
and knock each other's teeth out or strain their backs in the baths certainly not why study something for
years when common sense is enough all right I have no choice but to believe you I do have plenty of experience
though and I think I can recognize who has a chance of surviving and who does
not you're you're welcome I don't want to stick my nose in it but be careful
was there not some other poison in the book easier to acquire but with the same
effects I'm sorry that was not courteous of me I am sure you will manage somehow what is
more you cannot just run around the camp searching people and then try to figure out which of that horde is the murderer
fortunately I was helped by a couple of my compatriots but even so so I did not spend long there let us say that I was
foolish then and foreign Customs took me by surprise fortunately I was saved by
Sultan bid's warship though it did not seem like Good Fortune at the time
luckily that is luckily for me it was around then that sigman's messenger came
to see the sultan absolutely but I doubt that she was mixed up in this Chan was
not the first person I gave the wine to today that is not hard I examine the
dead body I find the symptoms of the poison and I compare them with no
effects of poisons why would he care about his standing here he wants to move
everyone out as soon as possible anyway think fast my friend you must understand
that there are not many of my countrymen among the Osman the last time was probably in the days of mansam Musa go
west from here until you reach the sea then South to a place called peninsula EA perhaps it was a little more cloudy
perhaps but I wanted to see one day do you Christians not see us as
accomplished Physicians if nothing else it was not my first choice or do you
think I long to spend half my life in some dirty tent I am very grateful my
friend I truly appreciate that but I am not sure that that is possible I would
be very happy to get away from here and perhaps even return home but only when I
am sure I will survive the journey instead of making me his counselor and
physician he sent me here you have delightful women and Valiant men your
pigs are more noble than Arabian stallion and the water in the streams
tastes better than the sweetest milk I have more important things to do than to try to trick you I am asking you
sincerely as a friend people from all over the world go there to trade I
helped them as a translator especially for Christian envoys from Ethiopia on a pilage to Rome if we discover what
poison was used on Chan we just have to find it and the Mystery is solved in the
infirmary you'll find a chest take from it my Almanac of poisons and compare
what you saw with the symptoms described there if only you could have seen their glorious arrival in the city who are you
who who are you who are you really I do not think so my friend since
it is unlikely you will ever get a chance to complain to him Catherine I think she's called I am a caddy what you
call a magistrate of course you'll find his headquarters in a circle of [ __ ]
tents right below the Smithy I am sure you understand that I did not want to wait for Timmer Savages to cut my head
off Henry what are you doing here grv said I was just hoping you
would trust me enough to tell me the truth it is all strange though let others cut off heads I can sow them back
on again he just needs a few days on bread and water alone and some time to ponder in the Ling their procession
stretched from the port to the city center and they had live leopards as a gift for the king of Venice one would
think that the king would value Physicians and sges for traveled the world but no ah yes he was in poor shape
when they brought him in it is a Pity in any case such a beautiful and rich country yet bathed in so much blood
Venice is an incredible City that floats on the sea like a huge Stone ship I
cannot force you of course but if you could find the time for it I would be
eternally grateful I have nothing against him of course I may serve his brother but believe me I am not in a
position that I would especially desire I can lessen their pain put them into a deep sleep or such I'm going to pretend
I did not hear anything next time be more careful with your
tongue that seems unlikely evidence that here in Bohemia you will drink even
vinegar but I did not stay long I who was accustomed to the Sultan's cour
being asked to live among sailors out of the question thank you for the
offer but look at me my appearance is a little
conspicuous there is nowhere for me to hide in this country you must remember everything that looks strange to you
there was a war and I did not want to go into battle and be shot at by people
like you so I started to learn medicine he was pale his eyes were bloodshot and
he was acting like he had been hit very hard on the head similar to your country yet completely different you mind silver
we gold but in our country it would never happen that we allow foreigners
into our minds until I ended up at the court of kin sigismund yes sulan
Muhammad must constantly repel attacks from the north mainly followers of the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad praise
be his name but the journey is dangerous I was robbed and arrived in in the city
as a poper he did not even make me his personal physician he prefers to trust
your quacks and sent me here but good people live here I must admit I admit
that there are some things I envy you for like what you can do with stone but
believe me I have no desire to help sigismond and his people but let us just
say that King sigismond did not show me the respect my position is worthy of but
please do not mention it to anyone it would not look good for someone in my
situation to have such a book you surely understand but I have been thinking
about what you said that some spy is most likely behind the murder but I
cannot stop thinking about how you wanted to drink to King wlas with cats but I cannot stop thinking about how
brilliantly you dealt with mishek why would someone with your abilities want
to enlist but there is still time perhaps I will have to Good Fortune to see more beautiful sights but my
supplies are not endless and I must save them in case someone with worse problems comes but if they' let me treat him I
might have been able to save him but who am I to decide whether or not the pain will return or if they will wake up from
their sleep but if you think the symptoms are the same I will believe you but if it was a very strong
decoction it could have killed someone with wounds like Chan had but I would not go
there if I were you the Magnificent alhamra Palace is forbidden to Christians like you soon after he was
dead and there is no shortage of them overall it is safer in our country
nobody will waylay you on your journey and we treat women with greater respect
and set great store by learning and this conversation never took place are you
sure it was that poison well there not more in the book and because it cannot be you me or cats that
leaves grosa Steven and the two gods and I managed to persuade the sultan to send
me to Hungary as a Goodwill gesture and I'm proud of it and even if
I did get AED by some miracle they would punish you and cats instead of me I
cannot allow that do you want to hear the truth or should I praise it to high heaven Ya Allah a dead body not even I
can help him now I hope no one blames me for this they just leave corpses out
like that here strange country better you than me
you need a few Strokes of the whip to not make more work for me everywhere I go in this land I encounter death
Henry what happened here the resulting effect is either soothing to sleeping
juicing or a strong laxative well well I don't know this one yet I'll have
to put it in the herbarium boil for two turns and the result is a fragrant oil
boil for 10 turns and you have floor polish I might as well make gam out of
it I'd better take more they'll soon lose their Blossom yes I think I am
starting to recover and seeing you definitely helps a beautiful woman like
you stuck in a place like this like a rose surrounded by
Thorns silence just the singing of birds it's so quiet I was wondering if
you would like to hear about what it is like in the Royal Court thank you but I will not be needing
your services today I brought you some ointments that is all
good day to you beautiful lady the base is wine or
oil I'll also bring some to the bath so that smka doesn't have to go there herself maybe too quiet you have a
difficult and thankless job but from the little I have seen I can say you perform
it with a did you like them I thought they might go with your eyes they are
relatively rare if you permit me I would like to show you the place where they grow If Only
fatuma Could See Me Now the best is tar
that is why it smells but it would not be possible without it I just wanted to make sure you have everything you need
do you still have ointments and bandages no no I just wanted to say I admire you
all of you I hope it worked what do you mean by that I have
traveled half the world but I have never seen a woman as beautiful as you ah yes
it looks like someone treated it clumsily at first and someone else put the damage right a lot later and now
don't get it mixed up and maybe a little bit of forest fruit lavela
tum and fruit of the plum we can pour it onto the dung
Heap certain Grace and with constant stirring
seriously Allah will protect you my friend everything depends on your
success now really you do not seem so bad to me wounded you're bleeding we
have to do something to stop it give me a moment maybe you can treat yourself
down in the tower we have a workshop where you can make healing decoctions H
very good friend soon enough you will be as strong as an ox again believe me the
more people I heal and get between me and sigman's army the better of course I
am i s people up I do not know how to rip them open experience from life is a
greater teacher than Theory we do not have enough bandages we must do something about it why does everyone in
this country think I want to poison them forgive me it just seems Such a Pity to
me that such beautiful hands should be covered in blood its beauty pales in comparison to
yours me afraid very well but you should also
tell them to make certain it is clean I hope that someone comes here soon to defend us Captain zishka does have a
plan right where did you learn to take care of the injured you are better at it
than many learn than men I know my face would be quite honored Salvia and timus they help stop
bleeding and swelling it is just too bad per secaria does not grow around here
again well I suppose it will be all right if I am not here for a while why
not my friend but I do not have time right now come and see me in the infirmary sometime at least I can
practice your language you use some strange phrases you know though it is true that it did
not go too well last time did it I suppose you had more important things to do but that does not matter
now let us go news travels fast before I know it I will be persona non grata in
the camp and elsewhere well not fighting I was in their Camp I only saw battle
from a distance what else was I supposed to do that is right enemies you say
I have never had enemies before but this changes everything no that is not what I
am hoping for but perhaps I could quickly make it to the
camp and take my things what proposition I was fighting on their side thank you
for the offer gentlemen but I shall have to think it through at least some consolation
perhaps you are right and what came after it not Al in the INF family it was
not a pleasant experience Henry Henry tell me what
happened where is everybody the
explosion talk to me Henry Henry I mean look at yourself a
man should have full humors in his body but you have replaced them all with
alcohol that is more than impressive if it is what gives you Joy but you still
do not have the document big and strong of wise countenance handsome perhaps I
simply do not want to truly and did he say what the people in that Kingdom
looked like perhaps they were a little like me all right but have you never heard of
prestor John or the Christian kingdom of axom mus of Mali is my name scholar
traveler and physician I run the camp infirmary every creature is beautiful
and Noble for Allah created them thus I am just admiring his work I hope we have
enough time you are about to leave for sedl lets are you not and you see it was
not of body and soul I know very well what you mean ditri here gaped at me
with the same foolish expression on his face I know what you meant ditri here
had the same foolish look on his face the first time that he saw me Long Live
May he graciously go and [ __ ] himself alcohol and gambling may have their uses
but they are also sinful and much more sinful than beneficial and what about
the deserter and he dealt with the traitors perhaps even too well for my
test and as far away from me as possible unless they threw it away somewhere and
what now will you head out for sedet good luck with your task I would not
like for that poor fellow to have died in vain C the maner for my part I could
happily have done without all this I could Brew for you a Reviving Tonic If You're Not Afraid after all
this by the way should I prepare the infirmary the bath house such a
wonderful thing but you people usually for such unchivalrous ends ah a man
should keep reminding himself that Zena what you call fornication it's a
shameful deed opening the road to other evils and over there is our bath house
it is not a sight for S AR my friend I mean the women of course not this filthy
Place Minos no
that is a long story I once served Sultan bid
G and I would bet that it was one of us who was there at the time what do you
mean you think do you know or
[Music] not I bought it on my way here in
I have not yet had time to study it properly said
M very slowly as far as I know I remember this potion from Granada before
battle we poured it into the river that our enemies through water from that is a very interesting idea but it has one
defect does it
not it might seem so at first glance but not when you give it some thought
man someone should question them all maybe their statements will give something away then you did not choose
the best way of life perhaps I have heard the same and did you notice how
quickly he accused me now we can only hope that the murderer has not had time to get rid of the evidence
domos n excellent my friend finally someone who understands my craft a
little perhaps you could help me here sometime
May good luck I am depending on you Le excuse clarus
I think it must be someone from here a stranger would have been noticed what is
more most people are not allowed up to the powder store wait a moment there is
something I must tell you Peta
pinciana and ravan it is strange they did not notice anything until it was too late that is
true Simplex asked if you say so but it is a Pity this could have been a very
interesting conversation
TB the easiest answer a foreigner who gave the dead man poison and who does
not hide his dislike even of [Music]
sigismond what how do you mean cats
a he ate something bad but out here in the field when it is hot that happens
all the time but he behaves like he is dying who do you think is the prime suspect at this moment m exia
some arrest fasting and perhaps something to help with digestion bened
cardinales
monia
this name means nothing to me I suppose I did not get that far in the
book inic fic infix Solus EST it is true that
sigismund has enemies everywhere and killing his Commander might be appealing
non
intello I knew it you are a spy
Nono I remember the poison of the P bird it does indeed kill fast but there
is one catch m [Music]
MOS EST I do not know that poison but if the
name matches the effects it could be the one we are looking
for f in Italia vocabul G I am grateful to you my friend but I
must refuse I have had many experiences in life and come out of them alive and do
you know why I knew it I could tell straight away that you were cleverer than than others in this Camp
uh uh uh um Ser um seek credits uh Ben
cardinales
first you should know that I am grateful for what you are doing were it not for
your investigation I probably would not be standing here unfortunately for me it
cannot
even if I tell you you can trust me
do you want to know what I think I think he is playing it up to get out of Duty but it was not I I swear to
Allah and if you do not believe me I do not understand what you are doing here but the gods would not have let a
stranger get close to the powder store sincer tempos
I see it and he would certainly be afraid if I plan to betray you that is
all right friend I hope that your task is truly important and he carried cheran to the
infirmary with me so he could have poisoned the wine while I was not
looking
see news spreads like wildfire how apt I heard that they call
him alphabet why is that he cannot read I expect I have talent I learned Hungarian
in two months what is the new Archbishop of Prague like what song just do not say that to them you
can see why it is the best spot right next to the captains and when it rains
all the filth runs downhill to the cumans and mercenaries areas and up here
is where cats's company of paray artillery men are bitted to the great displeasure of everyone else in the camp
I must say here is the pillar may Allah the compassionate ensure you
never end up in it and if you go around the hill you will come to the camp
shooting range I do not like to leave the infirmary unattended for long I recommend visiting it the cumans must be
born with a bow in their hands but I will not escort you that far my friend
alaka V animal SOS V it animal SOS V it
think about it it is not your your fault really how can a cook make something
good when no pepper cinnamon or grains of paradise grow really you are like me
my friend you know do you know where the food is truly great in Granada so much
fruit sweet pastries fish we must be gone I am sure she does you will see
that is the way of the world I am not surprised diarrhea a few bruises a fever
now and then that is no challenge a learned man would certainly be bored to
death in your village was that praise or an insult I cannot tell all the more reason to marry
her before someone else does that was when Granada was attacked by Martin yanz
deab baraba he might have your back flayed by a cane I wouldn't like to have
to stitch you back together is that a tactful silence you don't need to be shy
with with me my friend I admire you then I would not dare to do that all that
blood then you have not looked hard enough you have so many beautiful and
clever girls here in Bohemia you should put that right then what if you come across one of the commanders and bump
into him by mistake that will be difficult the local in serve nothing but
porridge and old bread do it it is definitely a nicer life than in such a
camp as this modation and self-denial are certainly virtues but as a physician
I advise you not to spend your whole life alone arery does not mean much to
you does it no conversation perhaps I hope I have not offended you it is a
pity you will not be staying for longer ditri is good to talk to although I successfully avoid weapons I have to
admit that archery is not just a skill it is an art I understand lead the way
you prefer listening to speaking all right but a little polite conversation would do you no harm I have
done a lot of traveling my friend from timbak to Mecca and from Granada to
Venice and now here but nowhere has the food been worse than here we can discuss
this later yes let us get out of it quickly now my friend the human body
contains so so much Beauty and so many secrets that we could explore so why do
we spend so much time on the quality of defecation exactly I can see that you
take an interest that is why the more blood is spilled the more work if he is
not drinking too much then there are aumans were commanded in battle by cheritan you will not meet him very
often he often has meetings with the King himself in sadl lets really that
sounds like a spectacle that I would perhaps even pay to watch and I did not want to die in some battle so I found a
safer way to be useful oh all right keep your secrets to yourself so be it it is
your choice he is not a very cheerful man but he seems a fair-minded Commander
to me and he is an outstanding AR it seems you do not want to talk about it I
understand fortunately a man can help himself in his hour of need at least if
he thereby prevents a worse sin our Lord Allah subhanahu tala creates Us in Paris
and grants us love in our hearts so that we may love another in the court of
Sultan Muhammad I 7th himself that is where I became a physician yes my friend
they can I am sorry that I cannot show you more but I am sure you understand that there is not much to see
ah you have chosen wisely my friend by the way your chosen one is she pretty by
the way what about you and women my friend you should find a good woman as
soon as possible and then marry her and to do her what you see in her eyes
speaking of the captain's here do you know who's in charge overall I do not think it fortunate in any case someone
with my knowledge and all I do is Tre diar and broken
bones are you still there my friend you are silent for some reason
Henry what happened where are we imagine a roof
over your head instead of a leaking tent food cooked with love instead of a grow
cooked on a campfire he is an interesting man I'm sure but he has a
lot of trouble with the camp so he tends to be as you say grumpy as a physician I can tell you
that nothing harms human health as much as a blade in the belly as I said so grv
commands the camp but cheritan commands in battle is something wrong you are not
offended I hope what are you shy come now as a physician I am only concerned
for your health physical and mental why are you afraid that I will steal her
from you how about you an archery my friend one is almost ashamed to call it an infirmary do you not think the camp
as a whole is run by soav or boraka that is a village somewhere in
Transylvania as far as I know unfortunately for them my friend I suppose he has bigger problems than
keeping his army healthy and fighting fit no not yet what woman would want to
spend her life traveling with me I do admiring the charms of the bath house
Maids is one thing but sinning is nothing to boast about in one banquet
the cooks use more spices than your entire country in a year but maybe you
will see the world one day and find out that there are more flavors than just salt and honey perhaps well there is
enough of that what were we talking about but do not worry there are more
cheerful places in the camp I'm sure something will take your fancy though it is true that you do not seem to be any
Great Sage I suppose you do not know what a real infirmary should look like
but your country is beautiful all the same but being single does not permit sinning with any girl who takes your
fancy remember that and at night and it is the same here honestly should a
parison with my knowledge be wasting his time here and you would like to take over from me h
I could find another job and the third one joined us a few weeks ago dri Katz
with his Prague artillery regiment ah yes the camp captains I am talking about
smelling you from around the corner never mind perhaps next time peace be
with you Henry another morning blessed by Allah right my friend Henry did you
know that the ancient Romans used baths a thousand years ago
you should also try it sometime but also worse believe me think about it perhaps
it will come to you but why it is cold at night if I remember correctly I saw
rain hudley five times in Mali but it is true that I have not been
there for a long time it always can you should drink and fornicate less or perhaps more well then I am glad
we are in a agreement then you do not know what heat and mosquitoes can do even [ __ ] may be
worth something my friend camel dong for example Burns well perhaps I should be
charitable and hand out soap to those in need of it have a good day then my
friend we shall see each other again come and see me sometime more often than that my
friend why do I even try as if anything anything would smell good in this land
well you must try harder then take care of yourself Henry I'll be going then how
are you doing Cardinal and he certainly does a lot you do not like to talk about
the weather do you so is it nothing or is it much it cannot be both can it I
will never understand your language ah but it could be worse in a country like
this it could easily even start [ __ ] down imagine perhaps but to feel them
that is a skill Allah has mercifully removed your sense of smell to save your
life do you say that here curious greetings my friend your
God blesses you my good neighbor people do not greet each other in this country
or what my friend this is not easy for me to say but you stink like a camel's
anus I should be going he must have manure in his ears if he cannot hear
me yeah Allah what is that awful smell did I say something wrong I damed I was
back in Granada again you have no idea how glad I am that it was just a dream
you have to take care of yourself Henry one can see every piece of dirt on you
see around take care take care if you you are bored you can take over from me
Henry is it you welcome Henry I have
expel some stuff from my body that has smelted better has someone prohibited
you from doing so if only it would not so cold at night I suppose the weather
does not interest you after a night like this one no in
truth I also cannot tell what it is like half baked bread in my homeland we say
if you are borrowed go and dig up the grave of a dirty old Pig simply that you
stink you should bathe sometimes how polite he is I am not sure
what if it washes off my healthy color and I will look like you I am not afraid
I am just shaking from the cold no I might have something for that come and
see me sometime what did I expect I respectfully wish you the finest evening
inula Henry greetings Henry this is some weather is it not just suffer so that
you shall earn Paradise after you die
Christian what's that stench it seems you do not hold me in
high esteem amen Cardinal and a good morning to you Musa oh I am so glad I am
worthy of a simple greeting that was a day like a donkey fat it is good that
it's behind us yes I wish you a pleasant day father having a good sleep or a good
[ __ ] are those not the best things in life that are
free perhaps he did not hear me are you still sleeping or did you not hear me
how is it possible it is always raining there cannot even be so much water in all the world suddenly de I see
is everyone here so impolite or what I wish you a good morning Henry did I say
it right people in this land have very little imagination I too but I try to
find joy in what we have it is raining again what kind of land is this
definitely better than it is now rarely but a lot of other things happen there
there is nothing better than a good night's sleep would you agree well if
you think that tomorrow will be better somehow go there are G
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that
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"your honor, I did not know that he was underage, he looked 18 to me"
I would take people slightly more seriously on this point if they bought this point in the first game when Henry was sleeping with women but that point is strangely left out.
Yogurt is Turkish, not even Arab. There's simply no way he would have ever heard of it.
This is especially funny considering that as a sub-Saharan African he would be lactose intolerant. Even if you say that Musa personally had a mutation that made it possible for him to digest milk it would still not explain how yogurt became a staple of Malian cuisine as he seems to claim, people there would not be able to digest it. This is another indication how illiterate leftists are when it comes to racial biology. Of course the whole dialog is another jab of the writers at the Europeans who they portray as unsophisticated and backward savages that need to be educated by this African paragon of enlightenment and wisdom. This is them saying "Remember when you were dumb primitives and they were learned scholars? The fact that this dynamic is reversed now is not a result of racial differences, but of oppression!"
"your honor, I did not know that he was underage, he looked 18 to me"
I would take people slightly more seriously on this point if they bought this point in the first game when Henry was sleeping with women but that point is strangely left out.
Henry isn't based on a real person. The publisher said he's 27, which seems quite old to me but is an official statement so…
This is especially funny considering that as a sub-Saharan African he would be lactose intolerant
Yogurt is fine for the lactose intolerant. The probiotics break down the lactose. That said, I'm a little curious how he got access to cold yogurt. How cool does yogurt get when you put it in a mud hole?
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