Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

[Vergil]

Valheim would be good if it wasn't nordnigger themed. Also Rustie is really really making me want to play Conan even more than I already was now...

[UltraFan123]

Meh, Valheim is not really good. Very annoying and the building system sucks. You have to support everything you place and if your roof is not supported by beams it just collapses, rain also damages the house over time and if you have torches and stuff inside but no windows the smoke also damages the house and you eventually.

Bellwright is really good and Enshrouded too.

Not all survival-building games need to be MineCraft tho, because the things you listed actually do sound like good things for a game like that.

[Stack of Turtles]

Valheim would be good if it wasn't nordnigger themed. Also Rustie is really really making me want to play Conan even more than I already was now...

vikings are cool and based but I agree about wanting to play Conan

[Rand]

Meh, Valheim is not really good. Very annoying and the building system sucks. You have to support everything you place and if your roof is not supported by beams it just collapses, rain also damages the house over time and if you have torches and stuff inside but no windows the smoke also damages the house and you eventually.

To his credit the rain damage is pretty bad. Everything falls apart after 1 rainy day unless there's a roof directly overhead so anything like a bridge or a dock or a balcony is just permanently ******.

Is that why I always see covered docks and walkways? That's stupid.

[LemonDemonGirl]

Interesting...

[Vergil]

Interesting...

[rusty_shackleford]

Interesting...

Goldman, huh?

[Oyster Sauce]

Interesting...

I was so tired this morning I didn't even notice the yarmulke

[wndrbr]

Developer: Weappy

hmm I wonder who are they...



Slavs strike again! Every single time.

[Vergil]

Surely Jeddi is not a real last name.

[Yankee Zulu]

This ones out


Western media didnt like it.

[Vergil]

inZOG

[Vergil]

Western media didnt like it.

Nice try chang :weeb:

[logincrash]

This ones out


Western media didnt like it.

>unreal engine 5
More like inSOY. It looks soulless and I bet it runs like trash.

[DagothGeas5]

It looks like something women like that is a sort of no gameplay and just take pictures in poses sort of game, at least from what I read, but this part I am finding quite interesting

Players can generate unique textures for character outfits and various items based on text input. They can also create 3D objects from image input, which can be used as interior decorations or accessories, and add distinctive motions to their Zoi using video input. Additionally, the actions and thoughts of Zois are controlled through sLM technology, enabling more engaging and intuitive interactions.

I share logincrash's skepticism with how something like this might run though. The only AI generated in-real-time game I know about is this one called "Suck up!", though it is an LLM style of generation
https://www.playsuckup.com/
Stream/video from which I know of the game

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This game was, from what I recall reading last time I checked on it, also a sort of "limited license" sort of thing, where you buy the game, but you actually have a set number of interactions you can perform before the game will stop being usable due to it relying on their server for the LLM. They were thinking of a way to make this not the case that I recall, but am unsure how it ended up. Wonder how this other game works

Also

Western media didnt like it.

Nice try chang :weeb:

Same page just a bit lower (though I think it could be due to the fact that many black women seem to play these types of "life simulator" games though I only know of them through videos like this one

► Show Spoiler

(can't timestamp it as I only saw parts through Kino Casino and the complete video says it is age restricted and have not found a way to bypass that yet

).

[LemonDemonGirl]

Developer: Weappy

hmm I wonder who are they...



Slavs strike again! Every single time.

Ah yes, (((Slavic))) people.

[traxtan]

Western media didnt like it.

Nice try chang :weeb:

Black women like playing these type of games, they're just advertising that they can make their own disgusting little face.

[rusty_shackleford]

Gross game

[Oyster Sauce]

This ones out


Western media didnt like it.

looked into it for 1 minute and it's a ****** game

[traxtan]

I played it for free and it runs like ****.

[Vergil]

This game has the aesthetics of a rule34 3D porn creator that hasn't quite nailed lighting yet.

[traxtan]

This game has the aesthetics of a rule34 3D porn creator that hasn't quite nailed lighting yet.

I'm sure someone has already made Astarion, make your dreams come true.

[rusty_shackleford]

sure am glad they found their audience(official steam screenshot)

[Vergil]

sure am glad they found their audience(official steam screenshot)

I did see that and was very perturbed but didn't want to bring that energy to the thread

[Yankee Zulu]

This ones out


Western media didnt like it.

>unreal engine 5
More like inSOY. It looks soulless and I bet it runs like trash.

yeah its so soy that you can actually hit kids with your car

[logincrash]

This ones out


Western media didnt like it.

>unreal engine 5
More like inSOY. It looks soulless and I bet it runs like trash.

yeah its so soy that you can actually hit kids with your car

******* eww, look at that ghosting. UE5 makes me wanna ******* puke. I hate it with every fibre of my being.

[MC_Sea]

This ones out


Western media didnt like it.

>unreal engine 5
More like inSOY. It looks soulless and I bet it runs like trash.

yeah its so soy that you can actually hit kids with your car

I love most kids when it comes to real life but for whatever reason, a lot of video game children end up being needlessly irritating and tiresome to escort instead of endearing. There are many games where I wish I had the option for this due to how much they got in my nerves. (I would never do this IRL obviously. Children should be protected at costs, especially white ones.)

[rusty_shackleford]

major pro tip to find good games

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[Vergil]

I love most kids when it comes to real life but for whatever reason, a lot of video game children end up being needlessly irritating and tiresome to escort instead of endearing. There are many games where I wish I had the option for this due to how much they got in my nerves. (I would never do this IRL obviously. Children should be protected at costs, especially white ones.)

The issue is you have to rely on writers to write children and most games are written by childless soyllennials who have no children. In fact most of them are actively hostile to children and are anti-natalists. However with poorly written adult characters at least they can be *functional* in the game or story. However a child character basically lives or dies entirely on writing since they're not going to be doing any combat or be an active participant in the plot.
So you get characters that lack any agency, are written by people who suck at writing, and those people have little to no experience actually interacting with children so you get really obnoxious archetypes repeated ad nauseum and they're too uncreative to come up with anything more than annoying escort quests and **** like that.

[traxtan]

major pro tip to find good games

Hey you stole that from me!