Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

[Roderick]

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https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/the-u ... -out-yeah/

[pillbox]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

[rusty_shackleford]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

No, all you can do is fight against them, and humanity is being absolutely slaughtered.

[Oyster Sauce]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

No, all you can do is fight against them, and humanity is being absolutely slaughtered.

We're getting a laser revolver tomorrow that will surely turn the tides

[Jordy]

Devs who don't put game update information on the steam page and instead tell you to join their discord should be publicly executed.

When you join their discord it's a bunch of ****** announcing what 'gender' they are that day.

[UltraFan123]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

Exactly.

What I believe is that the devs expected the players to publicy say that the game sucked or that they felt evil for fighting to protect humanity and things like that, instead of players enjoying the game for what it was.

[Jordy]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

Play game. Don't pay attention to nonsense story. Just kill whats in front of you as intended.

Devs: "So, it's fascism then?"

[Nessa]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/the-u ... -out-yeah/

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No, the fact that you're asking this question over a game for entertainment means YOU are the baddies!

[Kalarion]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

Exactly.

What I believe is that the devs expected the players to publicy say that the game sucked or that they felt evil for fighting to protect humanity and things like that, instead of players enjoying the game for what it was.

No. The lead dev is a limp-wristed ****** with no seriously-thought beliefs. What he figured was, no one would care and everyone would just have fun playing games Y'ALL!

When the heat got turned up a notch he immediately retreated into his orthodoxy.

This is why we need to educate children in the Catholic equivalent of Madrasas. A child raised to be the next Torquemada would have retreated into a very different orthodoxy.

[Nessa]

No. The lead dev is a limp-wristed ****** with no seriously-thought beliefs. What he figured was, no one would care and everyone would just have fun playing games Y'ALL!

When the heat got turned up a notch he immediately retreated into his orthodoxy.

This is why we need to educate children in the Catholic equivalent of Madrasas. A child raised to be the next Torquemada would have retreated into a very different orthodoxy.

I agree. I'm sick to death of supposed men running to The Gay™ or woke when it gets slightly too hot. How about be an actual man and tell the filth to... well I'll let Elon handle this one:

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[Finarfin]

Never played Helltrooners 2. Is there an option to fight for the bugs? If not, then how exactly are players 'manipulated' into being fascists when that's the only actual(and correct) option?

No, all you can do is fight against them, and humanity is being absolutely slaughtered.

We're getting a laser revolver tomorrow that will surely turn the tides

They make a cowboy themed battle pass but not even give us cowboy hats? Gay

[Vergil]

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/the-u ... -out-yeah/

Jesus Christ this discourse is still going on? BORING

[rusty_shackleford]

don't like the way a lot of pc gamers fetishize keyboards for video games

[Vergil]

don't like the way a lot of pc gamers fetishize keyboards for video games

This has similar energy to feminists saying men are weird and have a "woman fetish".

[rusty_shackleford]

don't like the way a lot of pc gamers fetishize keyboards for video games

This has similar energy to feminists saying men are weird and have a "woman fetish".

I rather like the thumbsticks for movement and rumble is nice when it's used to implement game features e.g., tsushima used it when you were near certain secrets or something

[Vergil]

don't like the way a lot of pc gamers fetishize keyboards for video games

This has similar energy to feminists saying men are weird and have a "woman fetish".

I rather like the thumbsticks for movement and rumble is nice when it's used to implement game features e.g., tsushima used it when you were near certain secrets or something

I do use a controller for certain games like character actions/fighting/racing games but in just about every other type of game mouse and keyboard is so superior it's not even funny, humorous, jovial, or mirthful in the slightest.

[rusty_shackleford]

This has similar energy to feminists saying men are weird and have a "woman fetish".

I rather like the thumbsticks for movement and rumble is nice when it's used to implement game features e.g., tsushima used it when you were near certain secrets or something

I do use a controller for certain games like character actions/fighting/racing games but in just about every other type of game mouse and keyboard is so superior it's not even funny, humorous, jovial, or mirthful in the slightest.

I think keyboard can be improved, not going to pretend it's the best it could possibly be.

[Vergil]

I rather like the thumbsticks for movement and rumble is nice when it's used to implement game features e.g., tsushima used it when you were near certain secrets or something

I do use a controller for certain games like character actions/fighting/racing games but in just about every other type of game mouse and keyboard is so superior it's not even funny, humorous, jovial, or mirthful in the slightest.

I think keyboard can be improved, not going to pretend it's the best it could possibly be.

I will say this if you're not using a mechanical keyboard in 2025 you're basically raped.

[rusty_shackleford]

You doin' ok, pal? @Oyster Sauce

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[Oyster Sauce]

You doin' ok, pal? @Oyster Sauce

Takes 15 minutes to load all of my mods so I wisely never close the game

[Vergil]

That's really good for your computer I bet

[Oyster Sauce]

That's really good for your computer I bet

SON ALL THESE GAMES ON THE COMPUTER ARE SLOWING IT DOWN I'M GETTING RID OF THEM *deletes desktop shortcuts*

[Vergil]

That's really good for your computer I bet

SON ALL THESE GAMES ON THE COMPUTER ARE SLOWING IT DOWN I'M GETTING RID OF THEM *deletes desktop shortcuts*

Don't disrespect your father you would still be stuck in a parking lot afraid of mexicans without him.

[Oyster Sauce]

That's really good for your computer I bet

SON ALL THESE GAMES ON THE COMPUTER ARE SLOWING IT DOWN I'M GETTING RID OF THEM *deletes desktop shortcuts*

Don't disrespect your father you would still be stuck in a parking lot afraid of mexicans without him.

yeah we don't have mexicans here

[rusty_shackleford]

Nowhere near enough games about time travel

[MrTwinkls]

Nowhere near enough games about time travel

I thought the same thing about isekai stories 25 years ago. Be careful what you wish for.

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[Vergil]

Nowhere near enough games about time travel

I'd give my left ball for a Timeshift 2

[Stack of Turtles]

SON ALL THESE GAMES ON THE COMPUTER ARE SLOWING IT DOWN I'M GETTING RID OF THEM *deletes desktop shortcuts*

Don't disrespect your father you would still be stuck in a parking lot afraid of mexicans without him.

yeah we don't have mexicans here

We've been over this. Metis are the same thing.

[Vergil]

SON ALL THESE GAMES ON THE COMPUTER ARE SLOWING IT DOWN I'M GETTING RID OF THEM *deletes desktop shortcuts*

Don't disrespect your father you would still be stuck in a parking lot afraid of mexicans without him.

yeah we don't have mexicans here

Fact checked ******!!!!!!!

[UltraFan123]

The thing about isekai being overdone to death right now is that, once the popularity wave is gone and something else becomes the norm, there will be at least some good isekai pearls among the ocean of ****.

So if there comes a time when time-travel games become overmade slop, there would at least be a few good ones made here and there.