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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:41
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:29

No, the main romance option is Hans.
I genuinely hate that they turned a friendship and good buddy comedy duo into faggotary
The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Why are you gay?

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Monochrome wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:47
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:41


I genuinely hate that they turned a friendship and good buddy comedy duo into faggotary
The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Why are you gay?
Could be for a variety of reasons.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
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Monochrome wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:47
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:41


I genuinely hate that they turned a friendship and good buddy comedy duo into faggotary
The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Why are you gay?
he's really a 5000 year old vampire from ancient times when it was normal
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What if we just made being gay illegal.

Wait, who is in charge of the rules around here?
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:52
What if we just made being gay illegal.

Wait, who is in charge of the rules around here?
@buttfucker 3000 Thoughts?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:47
Monochrome wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:47
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44

The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Why are you gay?
Could be for a variety of reasons.
Please keep the gayness to an acceptable minimum. I want to read about the demise of whorehorse and you're ******** up the thread with your antics.
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Monochrome wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:53
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:47
Could be for a variety of reasons.
Please keep the gayness to an acceptable minimum. I want to read about the demise of whorehorse and you're ******** up the thread with your antics.
Best I can do is make it worse out of pettiness for your presumption.
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:52
What if we just made being gay illegal.

Wait, who is in charge of the rules around here?
Hey remember when rusty (jewish heritage) denied claims that he changes rules to specifically target one user?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:41
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:29

No, the main romance option is Hans.
I genuinely hate that they turned a friendship and good buddy comedy duo into faggotary
The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Only revisionists turn Enkidu and Gilgamesh gay
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Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:01
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:41


I genuinely hate that they turned a friendship and good buddy comedy duo into faggotary
The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Only revisionists turn Enkidu and Gilgamesh gay
"This star of heaven which descended like a meteor from the sky; which you tried to lift, but found too heavy, when you tried to move it it would not budge, and so you brought it to my feet; I made it for you, a goad and spur, and you were drawn as though to a woman. This is the strong comrade, the one who brings help to his friend in his need. He is the strongest of wild creatures, the stuff of Anu; born in the grass-lands and the wild hills reared him; when you see him you will be glad; you will love him as a woman and he will never forsake you. This is the meaning of the dream."
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One million within 24 hours. Its a flop! :)

Fun fact: A week ago I made a prediction about how many copies we will sell on first day. I was off by 104 units. My boss was off by 100 thousand units :) I should be an analyst or something :)

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Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:09
Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
I'll give you some time to google and chatgpt some questions so you can pretend to care about this topic for the inevitable 3 hour disingenuous goal post receding argument :bounce:
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Did Worth a Buy dropped from 3k subs on patreon to 972? I mean it seems like this flop is saving people some money.
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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:10
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:09
Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
I'll give you some time to google and chatgpt some questions so you can pretend to care about this topic for the inevitable 3 hour disingenuous goal post receding argument :bounce:
I have no interest in arguing with a homosexual cumbrain tbh
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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:52
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:52
What if we just made being gay illegal.

Wait, who is in charge of the rules around here?
@buttfucker 3000 Thoughts?
To be fair you can have analsex with women, so it's inconclusive with him.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:19
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:10
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:09
Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
I'll give you some time to google and chatgpt some questions so you can pretend to care about this topic for the inevitable 3 hour disingenuous goal post receding argument :bounce:
I have no interest in arguing with a homosexual cumbrain tbh
@freakoverse rebuttal?
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:09
Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
(Sumerians had female scribes so they probably did intend it to be like that.)
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Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:31
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:09
Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
(Sumerians had female scribes so they probably did intend it to be like that.)
Do you pretend to be the Gilgamesh or Enkidu?
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aden11 wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:19
Did Worth a Buy dropped from 3k subs on patreon to 972? I mean it seems like this flop is saving people some money.
The bong **** has been bleeding users for a while apparently, but it seems that the drop between January and February was particularly sharp.

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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:03
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:01
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:44

The earliest written epic in human history includes a rivals to friends to lovers plot.
Only revisionists turn Enkidu and Gilgamesh gay
"This star of heaven which descended like a meteor from the sky; which you tried to lift, but found too heavy, when you tried to move it it would not budge, and so you brought it to my feet; I made it for you, a goad and spur, and you were drawn as though to a woman. This is the strong comrade, the one who brings help to his friend in his need. He is the strongest of wild creatures, the stuff of Anu; born in the grass-lands and the wild hills reared him; when you see him you will be glad; you will love him as a woman and he will never forsake you. This is the meaning of the dream."
Where, exactly, is the "gay" part in here?

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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 19:57
Best I can do is make it worse out of pettiness for your presumption.
The only way you could make it worse is by going full Vavra.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:32
Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:31
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:09
Gays now making up their own fanfic versions of Gilgamesh
(Sumerians had female scribes so they probably did intend it to be like that.)
Do you pretend to be the Gilgamesh or Enkidu?
They both canonically only have sex with women so I guess either could work?
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How do you do, fellow Kangdong: Cum Deliverance enjoyers?

It feels like it's the Chinese inflating the peak CCU count, considering what time it peaks.
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Cloharp7 wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:34
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:03
Kingrhem wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:01


Only revisionists turn Enkidu and Gilgamesh gay
"This star of heaven which descended like a meteor from the sky; which you tried to lift, but found too heavy, when you tried to move it it would not budge, and so you brought it to my feet; I made it for you, a goad and spur, and you were drawn as though to a woman. This is the strong comrade, the one who brings help to his friend in his need. He is the strongest of wild creatures, the stuff of Anu; born in the grass-lands and the wild hills reared him; when you see him you will be glad; you will love him as a woman and he will never forsake you. This is the meaning of the dream."
Where, exactly, is the "gay" part in here?

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I wish bethesda continued with the trend they started with Oblivion and made beautiful inventory UIs like this instead of the minimalist slop they use now
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Alchemy is a cool idea, but I can see this becoming quickly tedious to the point of reaching the apathy threshold. Although considering I'm reaching this conclusion because I did my typical bethesda cheese strat of gathering 6 gorillion flowers to make infinity potions to sell perhaps that's not such a bad thing. Post Morrowind I would just bankrupt entire cities by selling gallons of apple juice mixed with weeds or whatever.
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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:56
Cloharp7 wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:34
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:03

"This star of heaven which descended like a meteor from the sky; which you tried to lift, but found too heavy, when you tried to move it it would not budge, and so you brought it to my feet; I made it for you, a goad and spur, and you were drawn as though to a woman. This is the strong comrade, the one who brings help to his friend in his need. He is the strongest of wild creatures, the stuff of Anu; born in the grass-lands and the wild hills reared him; when you see him you will be glad; you will love him as a woman and he will never forsake you. This is the meaning of the dream."
Where, exactly, is the "gay" part in here?

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This part right here
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Oh, I see. No snarky rebuttal whatsoever. What, did you run out of arguments, Virgin Claus?
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Cloharp7 wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 21:18
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:56
Cloharp7 wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:34


Where, exactly, is the "gay" part in here?

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This part right here
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Oh, I see. No snarky rebuttal whatsoever. What, did you run out of arguments, Virgin Claus?
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Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 21:24
Cloharp7 wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 21:18
Vergil wrote: ↑ February 5th, 2025, 20:56

This part right here
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Oh, I see. No snarky rebuttal whatsoever. What, did you run out of arguments, Virgin Claus?
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Game might have some sort of memory leak or something similar. I've noticed (with everything low and using FSR of course) I can get 70-80fps until I view a cutscene and then afterwards it'll hover around 25-40fps until I restart the game. Puzzling.
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