Assassin's Creed Shadows: we wuz samurai n shiet

[A Chinese opium den]

Ubishit is already in decline and they keep pulling this garbage. The brainrot truly is terminal.

"UbiGay", fits the slang of being major **** and literally *** oriented.

Make it stick and any game they make will be immediately identified as *** garbage, oops I mean "Inclusive".

No this one sucks.

[Yankee Zulu]

Here goes another bomb

https://boundingintocomics.com/2024/09/ ... -employee/

In a prime example of the incestuous nature of the modern day video game development and video game journalism industries, an industry consultant whose anecdotal experiences were cited by the New York Times as proof positive that Assassin’s Creed Shadows is being well received by Japanese audiences has been found to be a former employee of Sweet Baby Inc.

[Alberto Pizzaolla]

Here goes another bomb

https://boundingintocomics.com/2024/09/ ... -employee/

In a prime example of the incestuous nature of the modern day video game development and video game journalism industries, an industry consultant whose anecdotal experiences were cited by the New York Times as proof positive that Assassin’s Creed Shadows is being well received by Japanese audiences has been found to be a former employee of Sweet Baby Inc.

At this point we need to find out who all these people are and make a list of their names to spread around and warn people in and out of the industry not to associate with them or anything they make. Use their own tactics against them and expose their little underground mafia network.

[rusty_shackleford]

They aren't being strongarmed into hiring these consultants, they do it because the developers and the consultants are both gay race communists.

[Alberto Pizzaolla]

They aren't being strongarmed into hiring these consultants, they do it because the developers and the consultants are both gay race communists.

Yeah a lot of western AAA studios are just full of **** and need to be shut down. Over in Japan it does feel like their being strongarmed a little bit but here in the west the rot has definitely set in.

[gerey]

They aren't being strongarmed into hiring these consultants, they do it because the developers and the consultants are both gay race communists.

But that is the direct result of previous strongarming, when companies were being forced to "diversify" their workforce by hiring minorities, women and groomers.

[WaterMage]

In many countries, you are encouraged or even forced to hire incompetent diversity hires. South Africa went from having the cheapest and most stable electricity in the world into the world champion of blackouts, with more blackouts than Ukraine under hypersonic missile fire. But who cares about people having electricity? Who cares about people developing cutting-edge technology allowing blind people to see? Billions must die for the sake of the modern God(equality).

[gerey]

In many countries, you are encouraged or even forced to hire incompetent diversity hires.

It's not that companies go out of their way to hire incompetents, but the simple fact that there's not enough talented *******, thots and **** to go around, while there is constant demand for companies to increase the percentage of these categories among their workforce.

Very quickly the actually competent ones will be snatched up, then the passable ones, until all that is left is an endless mass of dead weight you have to take on to remain competitive, while simultaneously trying to figure out ways to keep these mouthbreathes busy with make-believe work so they don't go on and do damage to the company.

That being said, eventually some of these cretins will claw their way onto positions of power and start rotting the company from within, until we get to current year +9, where they have corrupted nearly every industry.

South Africa went from having the cheapest and most stable electricity in the world into the world champion of blackouts, with more blackouts than Ukraine under hypersonic missile fire

It bears remembering that at one point South Africa was a nuclear power, they had nukes and the means to deliver them. The Apartheid government, very wisely, and very quietly, dismantled their whole arsenal just before ******* took over.

[logincrash]

The Apartheid government, very wisely, and very quietly, dismantled their whole arsenal just before ******* took over.

**** me, just imagine living in that apocalyptic timeline.

[Kronus]

South Africa went from having the cheapest and most stable electricity in the world into the world champion of blackouts.

God I wished there was no way to find a double entendre there. For SA's good anyway.

[Manny V]

Ubishit is already in decline and they keep pulling this garbage. The brainrot truly is terminal.

"UbiGay", fits the slang of being major **** and literally *** oriented.

Make it stick and any game they make will be immediately identified as *** garbage, oops I mean "Inclusive".

No this one sucks.

i guess you could say it.... UbiSucks...?

[RangerBoo]

In many countries, you are encouraged or even forced to hire incompetent diversity hires. South Africa went from having the cheapest and most stable electricity in the world into the world champion of blackouts, with more blackouts than Ukraine under hypersonic missile fire. But who cares about people having electricity? Who cares about people developing cutting-edge technology allowing blind people to see? Billions must die for the sake of the modern God(equality).

The modern God isn't equality. It isn't "inclusive" enough. The modern God is actually equity. Everyone gets the same ****** outcome but at least everyone is equally miserable and have no need to be jealous of another's success.

[Rand]

The Apartheid government, very wisely, and very quietly, dismantled their whole arsenal just before ******* took over.

**** me, just imagine living in that apocalyptic timeline.

They would never have successfully launched a missile, but they very well could have irradiated their bases.
Anyway, 100% terrorists would have tried to buy the materials from them, then S.A. would have had to be invaded and annihilated by the western nations that betrayed the white version and Rhodesia.

[Jordy]

They would never have successfully launched a missile, but they very well could have irradiated their bases.

I wouldn't mind living in that timeline just for the lols.

[Jordy]

Preferred timeline would be one where the west didn't betray Rhodesia.

[Rand]

Preferred timeline would be one where the west didn't betray Rhodesia.

Let me know when you find one where they didn't betray America.
Because the founders would not recognize an immense federal government, universal franchise, corporations as people, and sub humans as citizens.

[Alberto Pizzaolla]

Here goes another bomb

https://boundingintocomics.com/2024/09/ ... -employee/

In a prime example of the incestuous nature of the modern day video game development and video game journalism industries, an industry consultant whose anecdotal experiences were cited by the New York Times as proof positive that Assassin’s Creed Shadows is being well received by Japanese audiences has been found to be a former employee of Sweet Baby Inc.

At this point we need to find out who all these people are and make a list of their names to spread around and warn people in and out of the industry not to associate with them or anything they make. Use their own tactics against them and expose their little underground mafia network.

Actually, never mind. It seems like this is already happening behind the scenes.

[Rand]

[UltraFan123]

Now this just went from incompetent to outright malicious.



The translated post says:

Please spread the word
Assassin's Creed Shadows figures from Ubisoft, a famous Japanese hate and criminal company

A figurine of a destroyed torii gate has been released, which is believed to be based on the "One-Leg Torii" gate that was destroyed in the Nagasaki atomic bombing.

I have never seen a "One-Legged Torii" other than the one destroyed by the American atomic bomb in Nagasaki.

I think it’s now safe to say that the ones at Ubishit are actively and purposely spitting on the face of the Japanese people and their culture, simply because they can. Those evil sons of *******.

[Acrux]

Now this just went from incompetent to outright malicious.



I think it’s now safe to say that the ones at Ubishit are actively and purposely spitting on the face of the Japanese people and their culture, simply because they can. Those evil sons of *******.

Aweigh, is that you?

[A Chinese opium den]

Now this just went from incompetent to outright malicious.



The translated post says:

Please spread the word
Assassin's Creed Shadows figures from Ubisoft, a famous Japanese hate and criminal company

A figurine of a destroyed torii gate has been released, which is believed to be based on the "One-Leg Torii" gate that was destroyed in the Nagasaki atomic bombing.

I have never seen a "One-Legged Torii" other than the one destroyed by the American atomic bomb in Nagasaki.

I think it’s now safe to say that the ones at Ubishit are actively and purposely spitting on the face of the Japanese people and their culture, simply because they can. Those evil sons of *******.

Extremely based actually? I wasn't aware that ubisoft was a famouse Japanese hate and criminal company, I may have to reconsider my stance on them.

[Havitner]

Now this just went from incompetent to outright malicious.

Pretty sure those clowns just though it looked cool. Malice is kind of a stretch in this case.

[Rand]

They chickened out of showing this bucket of turds in Japan to Japanese people.

[ArcaneLurker]

Now this just went from incompetent to outright malicious.

Pretty sure those clowns just though it looked cool. Malice is kind of a stretch in this case.

Imagine an image with a ****** in European armour, with a girlboss ****, underneath a broken, inverted cross... would you tell me that's not malicious?

[Havitner]

Now this just went from incompetent to outright malicious.

Pretty sure those clowns just though it looked cool. Malice is kind of a stretch in this case.

Imagine an image with a ****** in European armour, with a girlboss ****, underneath a broken, inverted cross... would you tell me that's not malicious?

Do westerners associate torii with religion, though? Maybe the devs do because they've (allegedly) done some research, but I think it's more likely they just though of them as 'those japanese things you see in Japan, no big deal', and it's cooler to pose with broken set pieces than intact set pieces.

More like a ****** striking a cool hero pose in the ruins of some old european castle.

[ArcaneLurker]

Pretty sure those clowns just though it looked cool. Malice is kind of a stretch in this case.

Imagine an image with a ****** in European armour, with a girlboss ****, underneath a broken, inverted cross... would you tell me that's not malicious?

Do westerners associate torii with religion, though? Maybe the devs do because they've (allegedly) done some research, but I think it's more likely they just though of them as 'those japanese things you see in Japan, no big deal', and it's cooler to pose with broken set pieces that intact set pieces.

More like a ****** striking a cool hero pose in the ruins of some old european castle.

This feels like when ******* can't stand trial. Obviously, I know, but I have no faith in them knowing.
Thing is, they would have been doing research, they would have Japanese people working with them.
Even the Graphic Designers. They chose to replicate a broken sacred architecture, in Nagasaki... It's rather specific.

Aside from that, I'm really sick of the idea that Leftists aren't inherently malicious when they do **** like this. It takes one journey around the cesspit of social media to see that there's plenty of mask-off maliciousness motivating them.

[UltraFan123]

It also appears that Ubishit is also canceling all future press about this game, it even makes me believe that they could potentially delay this game just like GTA VI is being delayed as well.

[Oyster Sauce]

They really stunk up this free slam dunk with a female protagonist

[Faceless_Sentinel]

They really stunk up this free slam dunk with a female protagonist

My hope that this will bomb like ubislop is melting with every like on this trailer.

[jebacdrkac]

They really stunk up this free slam dunk with a female protagonist

Not surprised they went with female mc considering how much they sucked off tomoe the "can kill jin at any time"...