Alternate Wyll Revamped 2.4 — Baldur's Gate 3

[Rand]

abdel is from the BG novels nobody read

And it was the stupid name the writer used when he played the game?
I assume it was a male, but it could be one of the ****** books written by women.

[Acrux]

Philip Athans

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Who notoriously wrote the novelizationsin 3 days sitting on his couch while watching soap operas and game shows.

[orinEsque]

Yeah BG2 got plenty of black and asian companions and nobody complains because they are believable within the story.

know why they worked? cuz their stories were about goals and deeds, not about their ******* "oppressed" colorful asses. i ******* loved Valygar and Hexxat and not once thought about their **** race. and dare i say i was on a verge of tears after the whole deal with Yoshimo, his story just gave me more determination to smack Irenicus.

Nah bro Hexxat is unforgivable, you get to have a hottie as a companion all the quest then get, well, her.

Now that we have AI.... we should replace all of Hexxat's lines with the hottie. Make the Hottie look slightly egyptian as well. Because no HExxat wuz not a ******* kang!

Replace Neera AND her story.

[rusty_shackleford]

Replace Neera AND her story.

neera is mai waifu

[CheesusCrust]

Yeah, this is ********. Whose personal game character with the idiotic name got upgraded to be the canon hero?

he was an incel's typical fanfiction edgelord character, except the fanfiction was a size of a book and was made canonical for some unknown reason. the story is more than just bad - because the author's thirst for Jaheira outshines them all. just check some posts about it. they're ******* wild. even AO3 yaoi novels can't stand near that ******* turd.

and yes, dnd community hates that character. i remember how everyone sighed in relief after playing bg3 EA for the first time cuz they saw that the BG1 and 2 Bhaalspawn in the books wasn't mentioned as Abdel at all.

[Vaako]

know why they worked? cuz their stories were about goals and deeds, not about their ******* "oppressed" colorful asses. i ******* loved Valygar and Hexxat and not once thought about their **** race. and dare i say i was on a verge of tears after the whole deal with Yoshimo, his story just gave me more determination to smack Irenicus.

Nah bro Hexxat is unforgivable, you get to have a hottie as a companion all the quest then get, well, her.

Now that we have AI.... we should replace all of Hexxat's lines with the hottie. Make the Hottie look slightly egyptian as well. Because no HExxat wuz not a ******* kang!

Replace Neera AND her story.

Hexxat certainly needs a rework. I dont think I ever put her in my party the initial reception is just she is arrogant and not even hot to make up for it. Also I have read that her vampire status turning her into a cloud when she dies can be the issue of a lot of game breaking bugs. Would be nice to have a hot alternative with only the benefits of a vampire without the cloud bug with new AI voice lines. But who knows how many people even still care about BG2. I think I am pretty much done after my current playthrough.

[orinEsque]

Replace Neera AND her story.

neera is mai waifu

Eeew he simps a pink haired SJW, with a head obtained from an obese white woman!

Oh well each to their own.

[CheesusCrust]

And it was the stupid name the writer used when he played the game?

Philip Athans

i have a brilliant idea you guys

@orinEsque how about changing "Piltrid the Warbler" to "Philip Athans" instead?

[rusty_shackleford]

Replace Neera AND her story.

neera is mai waifu

Eeew he simps a pink haired SJW, with a head obtained from an obese white woman!

Oh well each to their own.

you're mixing neera up with the character from SoD

[Anon]

Nah bro Hexxat is unforgivable, you get to have a hottie as a companion all the quest then get, well, her.

Now that we have AI.... we should replace all of Hexxat's lines with the hottie. Make the Hottie look slightly egyptian as well. Because no HExxat wuz not a ******* kang!

Replace Neera AND her story.

Hexxat certainly needs a rework. I dont think I ever put her in my party the initial reception is just she is arrogant and not even hot to make up for it. Also I have read that her vampire status turning her into a cloud when she dies can be the issue of a lot of game breaking bugs. Would be nice to have a hot alternative with only the benefits of a vampire without the cloud bug with new AI voice lines. But who knows how many people even still care about BG2. I think I am pretty much done after my current playthrough.

BG2 still has a pretty active modding community. I don't think they care about modding this kinda thing though.

[Vaako]

Now that we have AI.... we should replace all of Hexxat's lines with the hottie. Make the Hottie look slightly egyptian as well. Because no HExxat wuz not a ******* kang!

Replace Neera AND her story.

Hexxat certainly needs a rework. I dont think I ever put her in my party the initial reception is just she is arrogant and not even hot to make up for it. Also I have read that her vampire status turning her into a cloud when she dies can be the issue of a lot of game breaking bugs. Would be nice to have a hot alternative with only the benefits of a vampire without the cloud bug with new AI voice lines. But who knows how many people even still care about BG2. I think I am pretty much done after my current playthrough.

BG2 still has a pretty active modding community. I don't think they care about modding this kinda thing though.

Is it where? I dont see many BG2 mods on nexus.

[orinEsque]

neera is mai waifu

Eeew he simps a pink haired SJW, with a head obtained from an obese white woman!

Oh well each to their own.

you're mixing neera up with the character from SoD

Oh? which neera are you talking about?

[orinEsque]

And it was the stupid name the writer used when he played the game?

Philip Athans

i have a brilliant idea you guys

@orinEsque how about changing "Piltrid the Warbler" to "Philip Athans" instead?

Would people recognise him? How about Ed Greenwood?

[rusty_shackleford]

Eeew he simps a pink haired SJW, with a head obtained from an obese white woman!

Oh well each to their own.

you're mixing neera up with the character from SoD

Oh? which neera are you talking about?

https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Neera
https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Caelar_Argent

[CheesusCrust]

Would people recognise him? How about Ed Greenwood?

i think either works lol

[Anon]

Hexxat certainly needs a rework. I dont think I ever put her in my party the initial reception is just she is arrogant and not even hot to make up for it. Also I have read that her vampire status turning her into a cloud when she dies can be the issue of a lot of game breaking bugs. Would be nice to have a hot alternative with only the benefits of a vampire without the cloud bug with new AI voice lines. But who knows how many people even still care about BG2. I think I am pretty much done after my current playthrough.

BG2 still has a pretty active modding community. I don't think they care about modding this kinda thing though.

Is it where? I dont see many BG2 mods on nexus.

https://www.gibberlings3.net/

I suppose as the infinity engine is already very old they prefer using their own platform for modding. And more importantly, it predates Nexus.

[orinEsque]

you're mixing neera up with the character from SoD

Oh? which neera are you talking about?

https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Neera
https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Caelar_Argent

What now? THAT IS the Neera from SoD....

[rusty_shackleford]

Oh? which neera are you talking about?

https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Neera
https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Caelar_Argent

What now? THAT IS the Neera from SoD....

wot?
Neera is Neera.
Caelar is the SJW with the face modeled from a fat woman.

[Anon]

Neera is kinda obnoxious, but not a SJW.

[orinEsque]

https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Neera
https://baldursgate.fandom.com/wiki/Caelar_Argent

What now? THAT IS the Neera from SoD....

wot?
Neera is Neera.
Caelar is the SJW with the face modeled from a fat woman.

Neera is kinda obnoxious, but not a SJW.

You missed her little camp of oddballs? and how she's there collecting the oppressed minorities? the pink haired abomination is definition of self insert. Don't even get me started on ****** OP stats that all these Beamdog dog's have. and the fat on her cheeks is not normal.

[rusty_shackleford]

What now? THAT IS the Neera from SoD....

wot?
Neera is Neera.
Caelar is the SJW with the face modeled from a fat woman.

Neera is kinda obnoxious, but not a SJW.

You missed her little camp of oddballs? and how she's there collecting the oppressed minorities? the pink haired abomination is definition of self insert. Don't even get me started on ****** OP stats that all these Beamdog dog's have. and the fat on her cheeks is not normal.

This is objectively fake news.

[orinEsque]

wot?
Neera is Neera.
Caelar is the SJW with the face modeled from a fat woman.

Neera is kinda obnoxious, but not a SJW.

You missed her little camp of oddballs? and how she's there collecting the oppressed minorities? the pink haired abomination is definition of self insert. Don't even get me started on ****** OP stats that all these Beamdog dog's have. and the fat on her cheeks is not normal.

This is objectively fake news.

has she been been modded already? Then I will accept it as fake news.

[Anon]

What now? THAT IS the Neera from SoD....

wot?
Neera is Neera.
Caelar is the SJW with the face modeled from a fat woman.

Neera is kinda obnoxious, but not a SJW.

You missed her little camp of oddballs? and how she's there collecting the oppressed minorities? the pink haired abomination is definition of self insert. Don't even get me started on ****** OP stats that all these Beamdog dog's have. and the fat on her cheeks is not normal.

I'm pretty sure Neera's hair is white, not pink. Her portrait makes it look like pink because of illumination.

The girl she rescue in the cutscene is white. And Amn is indeed a multiethnic region, so I don't get why it's a concern.

Her cheeks are normal, some people do get genetically fat cheeks, it's part of life. I'd say her eyes makes her likely an asian/white admixture, not that I give a **** about it.

And I do agree beamdog's writing is ****.

Edit: according to wiki: "In a conversation with Safana in Siege of Dragonspear, Neera claims to have had lavender coloured hair. It is implied her hair changed due to a spell going awry."

Well so I'm wrong but at least her hair has a reasonable lore reason.

[orinEsque]

wot?
Neera is Neera.
Caelar is the SJW with the face modeled from a fat woman.

Neera is kinda obnoxious, but not a SJW.

You missed her little camp of oddballs? and how she's there collecting the oppressed minorities? the pink haired abomination is definition of self insert. Don't even get me started on ****** OP stats that all these Beamdog dog's have. and the fat on her cheeks is not normal.

I'm pretty sure Neera's hair is white, not pink. Her portrait makes it look like pink because of illumination.

The girl she rescue in the cutscene is white. And Amn is indeed a multiethnic region, so I don't get why it's a concern.

Her cheeks are normal, some people do get genetically fat cheeks, it's part of life. I'd say her eyes makes her likely an asian/white admixture, not that I give a **** about it.

And I do agree beamdog's writing is ****.

No, that is not asian cheek fat or baby fat. There is fat all the way down to her chin. She looks exactly like my 300 pound cousin. that's an airbrushed double chin. "In a conversation with Safana in Siege of Dragonspear, Neera claims to have had lavender coloured hair. It is implied her hair changed due to a spell going awry." Yeah so light purple not pink. Same diff. It's an SJW. simps being blind and ignoring facts.

[rusty_shackleford]

behead those who insult Neera

[Rand]

Yes. Neera is supposed to have white hair.
Her little on-screen sprite model does, anyway.

Ignore the ****** artists of MtG, as usual.

[Anon]

I hate Neera but I'm romancing her next playthrough out of spite and I'm gonna make fat cheeked kids with her. Now live knowing this, Orin.

[Rand]

"In a conversation with Safana in Siege of Dragonspear, Neera claims to have had lavender coloured hair.

Yep. And it's the same kind of retardation that the MtG artist engaged in.
A.K.A. wrong. But what do you expect?

[orinEsque]

Hmm these other Neera's don't look too bad. BG series Neera can go die.

[Acrux]

I find Neera's portrait less offensive than what they did to Jahiera between BG1 and BG2.