Rimworld Episode 38: The New DLC Comes Out In Like 5 Hours And My Mods Won't Be Compatible Anymore

[Jordy]

The Canadians cultists stopping to beat the turtles made me laugh out loud.

[rusty_shackleford]

Bribe me to do something for you - ? (New!)

I spend my coins to make waifu attracted to musa

[Oyster Sauce]

Bribe me to do something for you - ? (New!)

I spend my coins to make waifu attracted to musa

DENIED that is not your character

However, here are her romance success chances

[rusty_shackleford]

Bribe me to do something for you - ? (New!)

I spend my coins to make waifu attracted to musa

DENIED that is not your character

However, here are her romance success chances

oh gross, she's a bong

[Lich]

why val has zero chance?

[LemonDemonGirl]

Wew now we have a Black Marker. Fuuuck

[Oyster Sauce]

why val has zero chance?

He's in love

[ArcaneLurker]

I spend my coins to make waifu attracted to musa

DENIED that is not your character

However, here are her romance success chances

oh gross, she's a bong

Did the e-girl vibe and cat ears not give it away already?

Bribe me to do something for you - ? (New!)

I spend my coins to make waifu attracted to musa

DENIED that is not your character

However, here are her romance success chances

Getting rejected by Oyster must have lowered her standards. Whenever Chuck next gets a coin, spend it on another attempt.

[rusty_shackleford]

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[Oyster Sauce]

[Tweed]

How much of an impact would it be if I took Trigger Happy?

[Oyster Sauce]

How much of an impact would it be if I took Trigger Happy?

It reduces aiming time by 25% at the cost of some weapon handling. It would be significant if you keep using sniper rifles, since they have large aiming times.

[Stack of Turtles]

I'll pay 3 coins to increase Stack's social score.

[Oyster Sauce]

I'll pay 3 coins to increase Stack's social score.

No, you won't

[Stack of Turtles]

I'll pay 3 coins to increase Stack's social score.

No, you won't

oh

okay then

I'll roll the dice of hopefully not being 47 anymore

[Jordy]

I'll pay 3 coins to increase Stack's social score.

No, you won't

oh

okay then

I'll roll the dice of hopefully not being 47 anymore

You definitely won't be 47 anymore.

[Tweed]

How much of an impact would it be if I took Trigger Happy?

It reduces aiming time by 25% at the cost of some weapon handling. It would be significant if you keep using sniper rifles, since they have large aiming times.

Let's do that.

[WhiteShark]

Waifu outright ignoring Chuck made me laugh.

@Oyster Sauce, not sure if you forgot entirely or just forgot to deduct her TC total, but Waifu still wants to get rid of Slob for 2 TC.

[WhiteShark]

Why are Dorfleet's chances so low?

[Oyster Sauce]

Waifu outright ignoring Chuck made me laugh.

@Oyster Sauce, not sure if you forgot entirely or just forgot to deduct her TC total, but Waifu still wants to get rid of Slob for 2 TC.

Already did

Why are Dorfleet's chances so low?

He's over 100 years old and married

Make sure you choose an expertise skill as seen in the latest chapter @Val the Moofia Boss you too

[WhiteShark]

Waifu outright ignoring Chuck made me laugh.

@Oyster Sauce, not sure if you forgot entirely or just forgot to deduct her TC total, but Waifu still wants to get rid of Slob for 2 TC.

Already did

Oh. Did Waifu earn extra TC somehow, then? I suppose if she really does have 3 TC now despite spending two last time, she'll roll the d20 of Heaven and Hell.

Make sure you choose an expertise skill as seen in the latest chapter @Val the Moofia Boss you too

Wait, are you addressing me with this? Your update didn't show expertise options for Waifu.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

@Oyster Sauce I choose Art Quantity.

[WhiteShark]

A breakdown of what actions earned TC at the end of each update would be cool if it's not too much hassle.

[Oyster Sauce]

Waifu outright ignoring Chuck made me laugh.

@Oyster Sauce, not sure if you forgot entirely or just forgot to deduct her TC total, but Waifu still wants to get rid of Slob for 2 TC.

Already did

Oh. Did Waifu earn extra TC somehow, then? I suppose if she really does have 3 TC now despite spending two last time, she'll roll the d20 of Heaven and Hell.

Make sure you choose an expertise skill as seen in the latest chapter @Val the Moofia Boss you too

Wait, are you addressing me with this? Your update didn't show expertise options for Waifu.

A breakdown of what actions earned TC at the end of each update would be cool if it's not too much hassle.

As part of my engagement farm maximization scheme I've been giving 1 per update to everybody with any bonuses in brackets.

[WhiteShark]

@Oyster Sauce, rolling to decide between Gourmet and Feeding.

[Oyster Sauce]

Episode 22: The Pit



We've set up some new equipment in the kitchen to make healthy seed oils and soy milk.



Finally remembering that we have transport pods for getting around



We shoot a few people over to a news broadcasting center.



Journalists are pigs.



Those pods make dealing with missions pretty easy. Limited space though.



Inside we pack up the supercomputers and scrap the rest for components. Supercomputers research things incredibly slowly as long as they're powered.



Unfortunately for the away team, they're going to miss Val and Kirsten's wedding!



They say their vows and then everybody celebrates



That very night....



Elsewhere, Vergil is up to no good again.





Our little gang of bugs and their onii-san get to work on a secret project



Something's coming out of the earth, and this time it isn't 300 insects







Elias' genes have regrown fully and he can now turn someone into a very ugly corpsefeeding vampire if they'd like.



Oh good!



A relatively small group compared to what we're used to, but if we don't go seal that hole they'll surely keep coming.



A group of brave heroes assembles. GhostCow remembers that he specialized in melee and grabs a laser sword.



No backing out now. This is why you always carry a ****.



As the last man hits the ground, they hear a terrifying roar reverberating throughout the depths. If that beast can be found and killed, maybe that'll put an end to this.



Splitting up into two teams, GhostCow pushes south, slashing at the fleshy walls blocking the narrow passages.



To the north, Tangerine uses his massive girth to push through into another chamber.



We didn't start this fire. Must've been some underground chemfuel deposit.



GC finds a corpse with a charge rifle, too bad it's biocoded so only the dead guy can wield it.



Encountering our first bit of resistance.



A bizarre book is found in a fleshy sack that was sliced open



Dorfleet and Captain get ambushed suddenly from both sides. In a panic, Dorfleet goes wild with his rifle and shoots down Captain before being swarmed and incapacitated himself





Help arrives, but we're now short two gunners.



Hoss shows up to help while a bionic leg is found, but he wisely/cowardly decides to get the group to retreat before there are too many wounded to carry out.



This expedition has ended in failure, but at least nobody died.



Upgrading the hospital with extra beds and IV stands



We agree to play daycare for a group of dorf kids that manage to make Todd Howard look regular sized



Bravo Squad, ready to deploy



Turns out the wolves can't climb down ropes. Just as well, they'd probably get in the way. Quite a few more monsters further in.



By the time everyone else catches up to Duke, he's knee deep in gore going at it with just his combat knife.



A molotov to make sure the ones that are still squirming don't get up and follow



After a few more engagements, the Biggest Bad is found.



Duke ties it up in melee while everybody else desperately fends off the reinforcements it's ejecting from its own body.



Pretend I took a screenshot of everybody running through the twisted halls desperately trying to get out after killing the beast and everything starting collapsing.



Bravo Squad did it, the hole is no more.



It's a good thing the hospital got suped up



For some mysterious reason, Captain brings Tangerine some double-aged whiskey while he's recovering.





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the new rule I'm making up is that if you spend a coin you don't a passive one back from the next update

Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 3/3
Boon = 3/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 3/3
Chuck = 0/3
Duke = 1/3 (+1 for exemplarily military service)
Elias = 0/3
GhostCow = 3/3 (+1 because I forgot to include him here whoops)
Hoss = 3/3
Kalarion = 3/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 1/3
Tangerine = 0/3
Val = 3/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 2/3
Waifu = 3/3
Zoth = 3/3

Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Miraculously beat an otherwise fatal infection (automatic) - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?

[Tangerine]

For some mysterious reason, Captain brings Tangerine some double-aged whiskey while he's recovering.

It's to soothe the pain of failure.

[A Chinese opium den]

Another go at the D20 of heaven and hell.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

What is the D20 of heaven and hell?

[Oyster Sauce]

What is the D20 of heaven and hell?

Roll and find out