Alan Wake II

Roguey · Post by **Roguey** » December 10th, 2023, 17:55

https://www.tiktok.com/@samlakewrites/v ... 1787492640

Alan Woke's about to get Woker.

gerey · Post by **gerey** » December 10th, 2023, 18:02

We really need a "visible disgust" reaction. I predict we'll get a lot of mileage out of it in the coming years.

Post by **Rand** » December 10th, 2023, 20:24

Acrux · Post by **Acrux** » December 10th, 2023, 20:57

gerey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 18:02
We really need a "visible disgust" reaction. I predict we'll get a lot of mileage out of it in the coming years.

We do

Wretch · Post by **Wretch** » December 10th, 2023, 21:05

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 17:55
https://www.tiktok.com/@samlakewrites/v ... 1787492640

Alan Woke's about to get Woker.

Didn't you say this ****** was cute?

Post by **Segata** » December 10th, 2023, 21:14

Sam has more feminine hands than "her"

Roguey · Post by **Roguey** » December 10th, 2023, 21:31

Wretch wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:05
Didn't you say this ****** was cute?

Yes. Not a fan of the extremely large glasses or her off-putting facial expression in that video though.

Wretch · Post by **Wretch** » December 10th, 2023, 21:38

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:31

Wretch wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:05
Didn't you say this ****** was cute?
Yes. Not a fan of the extremely large glasses or her off-putting facial expression in that video though.

That’s not a her, that’s your extremely mentally ill brother.

CrazedGoblin · Post by **CrazedGoblin** » December 11th, 2023, 00:11

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:31

Wretch wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:05
Didn't you say this ****** was cute?
Yes. Not a fan of the extremely large glasses or her off-putting facial expression in that video though.

Her?!!!
Nygger wtf it's a Fuckin' Jew ***** that's why you see him in a lot of games now Soros and fink love there tribe brothers.

Acrux · Post by **Acrux** » December 11th, 2023, 00:41

Roguey is a libtard. News at 11.

Roguey · Post by **Roguey** » December 11th, 2023, 00:51

CrazedGoblin wrote: ↑ December 11th, 2023, 00:11
Her?!!!
Nygger wtf it's a Fuckin' Jew ***** that's why you see him in a lot of games now Soros and fink love there tribe brothers.

I'm a pronoun respecter when the person puts in the effort. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Post by **maidenhaver** » December 11th, 2023, 00:55

Woman uses 10lbs of makeup: bad. Man uses 10lbs of makeup: good.

Post by **Vergil** » December 11th, 2023, 01:16

This game already looked like cine-slop but I saw a bit of gameplay (like the first 45 mins or so) and the boring as hell non gameplay is made even worse by the fact that they basically have Max Payne as a character in the game and you're not playing as him or Alan Wake.

Piggy · Post by **Piggy** » December 11th, 2023, 01:36

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 11th, 2023, 00:51
I'm a pronoun respecter when the person puts in the effort. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Being a woman is not a matter of effort but having a very specific biological configuration. I won't pet a human just because it wears a good dog disguise and is able to bark convincingly.

Post by **Vergil** » December 11th, 2023, 01:45

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:31

Wretch wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 21:05
Didn't you say this ****** was cute?
Yes. Not a fan of the extremely large glasses or her off-putting facial expression in that video though.

You're expressing attraction for a jewish man who was sodomized by Anthony Cumia by the way.

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » December 12th, 2023, 03:04

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 17:55
https://www.tiktok.com/@samlakewrites/v ... 1787492640

Alan Woke's about to get Woker.

what's that? Tiktok is blocked in here.

Post by **Oyster Sauce** » December 12th, 2023, 03:06

wndrbr wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 03:04

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 17:55
https://www.tiktok.com/@samlakewrites/v ... 1787492640

Alan Woke's about to get Woker.
what's that? Tiktok is blocked in here.

Sam Lake hanging out with a ****** pornstar. He was in Cyberpunk previously.

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » December 12th, 2023, 03:14

Is there some kind of conspiracy to push this dude into the mainstream? A porn actor... no, a ****** porn actor... gets hired by big studios and corporations to promote their video games and even star in them? Wtf is going on?

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » December 12th, 2023, 03:16

wndrbr wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 03:14
Is there some kind of conspiracy to push this dude into the mainstream? A porn actor... no, a ****** porn actor... gets hired by big studios and corporations to promote their video games and even star in them? Wtf is going on?

Not-so-hidden secret: Basically every ****** has done porn.

Post by **Breathe** » December 12th, 2023, 03:17

wndrbr wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 03:14
Is there some kind of conspiracy to push this dude into the mainstream? A porn actor... no, a ****** porn actor... gets hired by big studios and corporations to promote their video games and even star in them? Wtf is going on?

Just pushing degeneracy as far as they can all the time to normalize their talmudic ways, then they kevetch when called on it. Repeat.

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » December 12th, 2023, 03:22

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 03:16
Not-so-hidden secret: Basically every ****** has done porn.

that's not surprising in the slightest, what's surprising is how the companies are willing to associate themselves with these tainted creatures.

agentorange · Post by **agentorange** » December 12th, 2023, 07:34

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 17:55
https://www.tiktok.com/@samlakewrites/v ... 1787492640

Alan Woke's about to get Woker.

This guy is becoming the kojima of european games. He had something to do with one good game made 50 years ago, that similar to MGS was a giant pastiche of various american films and fiction, and has spent the last 50 years making various crappy projects that is each more derivative than the rest while being lauded as as some deep works of art (and of course they get more and more critical of the american media and culture that they ceaselessy ripoff) and using the games as an excuse to hookup with various "celebrities".

Piggy · Post by **Piggy** » December 12th, 2023, 10:13

wndrbr wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 03:14
Is there some kind of conspiracy to push this dude into the mainstream?

No conspiracy, just western vidya devs being huge degenerates, swooning over working with their "heroes", heroes being this class of people. Reminder Soyer spends bucketloads on sex workers and the like. The quiet programmer who abstains from porn is probably thought as a closeted nazi by his coworkers (and they're probably right).

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » December 12th, 2023, 13:44

I have no idea who that guy with the ****** is

Post by **Vergil** » December 12th, 2023, 13:53

wndrbr wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 03:14
Is there some kind of conspiracy to push this dude into the mainstream? A porn actor... no, a ****** porn actor... gets hired by big studios and corporations to promote their video games and even star in them? Wtf is going on?

He has a decent sized following on jewtube now (because there's no one more sycophantic than a coomer) and associating with a ****** is easy liberal good guy points.
Also as mentioned before this former pornfag ***** has a history of ******* weird old men for financial gain

Post by **Breathe** » December 12th, 2023, 13:58

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 13:44
I have no idea who that guy with the ****** is

The face of Max Payne.

Post by **Segata** » December 12th, 2023, 14:15

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ December 12th, 2023, 13:44
I have no idea who that guy with the ****** is

The legendary director and writer of Alan Wake II™, winner of the 'Best Narrative' award in the 2023 Video Game Awards, now available on Epic® Store! buy it now!

Post by **Segata** » December 13th, 2023, 15:38

Journos and Geoff will try to make you believe this negress simulator is a massive success

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » December 13th, 2023, 16:33

Roguey wrote: ↑ December 10th, 2023, 17:55
https://www.tiktok.com/@samlakewrites/v ... 1787492640

Alan Woke's about to get Woker.

You ruined Max Payne 1 for me. I hope you're happy.

Roguey · Post by **Roguey** » December 13th, 2023, 20:25

Sweeper wrote: ↑ December 13th, 2023, 16:33
You ruined Max Payne 1 for me. I hope you're happy.

There was something disturbingly familiar about the letter before me. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

"You are in a TikTok video, Max."

The truth was a burning green crack through my brain.

Text and icons hanging in the air, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Endless repetition of the same 10 seconds of an Elvis Presley song. The paranoid feel of someone watching me.

I was in a TikTok video.

Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

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