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Finarfin wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:17
UltraFan123 wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:15
Oyster Sauce wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:05
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And when Titus finally retires from the military, the two of them can move to a planet untouched by war and raise a family. Who knows, maybe one of their tough daughters could become the first female space marine :3
"Achkshually" I think Space Marines as usually sterile. Tho I'm not sure if Games Workshop already retconned that as well.
I think they have fully functional genitalia, but they don't need em since they are only thinking about war.
Great thing about 40K/Fantasy is that only Slaanesh and followers give the impression of ******* as something to be considered, and even then, are very tame in comparison of today's fashionable oversexualization.
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UltraFan123 wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:15
Oyster Sauce wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:05
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And when Titus finally retires from the military, the two of them can move to a planet untouched by war and raise a family. Who knows, maybe one of their tough daughters could become the first female space marine :3
"Achkshually" I think Space Marines as usually sterile. Tho I'm not sure if Games Workshop already retconned that as well.
I don't think their dicks work at all until they get pozzed by Trannesh.
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Zothique wrote: September 26th, 2024, 02:44
UltraFan123 wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:15
Oyster Sauce wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:05
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And when Titus finally retires from the military, the two of them can move to a planet untouched by war and raise a family. Who knows, maybe one of their tough daughters could become the first female space marine :3
"Achkshually" I think Space Marines as usually sterile. Tho I'm not sure if Games Workshop already retconned that as well.
I don't think their dicks work at all until they get pozzed by Traannesh.
?Though in my ******* defense, I don't think people were thinking too ******* deeply about whether or not space marine penieses were going to get woodies or not back in the day. It just wasn't that important. Nowadays it's crucial to geopolitics or somes hit, though. ****.
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Got the game for my new ultra PC. It's awesome besides the nig marines, but the games gives you the option to have everyone wear helmets so its easy to ignore. If anyone wants to play operations or PVP lmk
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Friend of mine gave me the space marine side of the leviathan box and I started to spray them green since I want to make them Dark Angels. Looking forward to the Dark Angel pack.
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Serjo wrote: October 5th, 2024, 07:41
Got the game for my new ultra PC. It's awesome besides the nig marines, but the games gives you the option to have everyone wear helmets so its easy to ignore. If anyone wants to play operations or PVP lmk
I'll probably have much free time in the next 2 weeks, depending on your timezone, we can play sometime then :salute:
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Finarfin wrote: October 9th, 2024, 12:14
Friend of mine gave me the space marine side of the leviathan box and I started to spray them green since I want to make them Dark Angels. Looking forward to the Dark Angel pack.
I saw some leaks and winged helmets like in DoW II will be coming, as an example :toot:
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Reichspepe wrote: October 9th, 2024, 12:17
Serjo wrote: October 5th, 2024, 07:41
Got the game for my new ultra PC. It's awesome besides the nig marines, but the games gives you the option to have everyone wear helmets so its easy to ignore. If anyone wants to play operations or PVP lmk
I'll probably have much free time in the next 2 weeks, depending on your timezone, we can play sometime then :salute:
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Finarfin wrote: October 9th, 2024, 12:25
I'm a NEET right now
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Reichspepe wrote: October 9th, 2024, 12:17
Serjo wrote: October 5th, 2024, 07:41
Got the game for my new ultra PC. It's awesome besides the nig marines, but the games gives you the option to have everyone wear helmets so its easy to ignore. If anyone wants to play operations or PVP lmk
I'll probably have much free time in the next 2 weeks, depending on your timezone, we can play sometime then :salute:
Maybe Finarfin will join us, too?
we WILL be playing this weekend :turtle:
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Man, this last update's changes... Whyyy :notsureif:
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Reichspepe wrote: October 18th, 2024, 11:16
Man, this last update's changes... Whyyy :notsureif:


Nerfing I presume.
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Kronus wrote: September 20th, 2024, 13:59
... even then, are very tame in comparison of today's fashionable oversexualization.
Absolutely not. While Slaanesh tends to be both flanderized (muh sexxo aaaah sex sex sex!) and censored in modern material, especially since nu41k took over, Slaanesh as the conceptual embodiment of degenerate obsession is every bit as overboard as any modern oversexualization. Hell, even the dark eldar, favored snacks of Slaanesh and worshipers in thought and deed if not faith, or Morathi's elven cult, could give the lgbtwtfbbq epsteiners a run for their money, and 1000 bottles of baby oil is what old school Emperor's Children would call "a good start".
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Zothique wrote: September 26th, 2024, 02:44
UltraFan123 wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:15
Oyster Sauce wrote: September 19th, 2024, 19:05
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And when Titus finally retires from the military, the two of them can move to a planet untouched by war and raise a family. Who knows, maybe one of their tough daughters could become the first female space marine :3
"Achkshually" I think Space Marines as usually sterile. Tho I'm not sure if Games Workshop already retconned that as well.
I don't think their dicks work at all until they get pozzed by Trannesh.
Astartes are chemgelds and consequently sterile, but nothing in classic WH40k suggests that their equipment is non-functional. Their conditioning generally kills all desire to engage in romantic relationships, however. That said, some chapters buck the trend, and especially Salamanders and Space Wolves have been known to take wives, especially the former, as they have a very lax relationship with "normals" on their homeworld, and even maintain familial contacts and family units, which is very alien to the monastic life of most chapters.

And Chaos Space Marines absolutely rape and ****, Tzeentch or Slaanesh or not.
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Luckmann wrote: October 19th, 2024, 19:48
Zothique wrote: September 26th, 2024, 02:44
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"Achkshually" I think Space Marines as usually sterile. Tho I'm not sure if Games Workshop already retconned that as well.
I don't think their dicks work at all until they get pozzed by Trannesh.
Astartes are chemgelds and consequently sterile, but nothing in classic WH40k suggests that their equipment is non-functional. Their conditioning generally kills all desire to engage in romantic relationships, however. That said, some chapters buck the trend, and especially Salamanders and Space Wolves have been known to take wives, especially the former, as they have a very lax relationship with "normals" on their homeworld, and even maintain familial contacts and family units, which is very alien to the monastic life of most chapters.

And Chaos Space Marines absolutely rape and ****, Tzeentch or Slaanesh or not.
Of course, the ones that look like blaqqs are allowed to **** white wimmenz.
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Zothique wrote: October 21st, 2024, 06:58
Luckmann wrote: October 19th, 2024, 19:48
Zothique wrote: September 26th, 2024, 02:44


I don't think their dicks work at all until they get pozzed by Trannesh.
Astartes are chemgelds and consequently sterile, but nothing in classic WH40k suggests that their equipment is non-functional. Their conditioning generally kills all desire to engage in romantic relationships, however. That said, some chapters buck the trend, and especially Salamanders and Space Wolves have been known to take wives, especially the former, as they have a very lax relationship with "normals" on their homeworld, and even maintain familial contacts and family units, which is very alien to the monastic life of most chapters.

And Chaos Space Marines absolutely rape and ****, Tzeentch or Slaanesh or not.
Of course, the ones that look like blaqqs are allowed to **** white wimmenz.
Salamanders do not "look like blacks" in classic WH40k. They look largely like Indo-Europeans, same as most Space Marines, except that their skin is ebony black and their eyes red. This is due to the nature of their home world of Nocturne and its fairly unique volcanism and radioactivity, not merely the Salamander gene-seed, meaning that all the indigenous people of Nocturne also share these traits - although the geneseed supercharges the effect, making them even darker and making their eyes practically glow red.

So even if we go by skin color alone, they still wouldn't be fulfilling your fetish obsession, as the women of Nocturne are naturally dark-skinned. :smug:
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Luckmann wrote: October 21st, 2024, 07:46
Zothique wrote: October 21st, 2024, 06:58
Luckmann wrote: October 19th, 2024, 19:48
Astartes are chemgelds and consequently sterile, but nothing in classic WH40k suggests that their equipment is non-functional. Their conditioning generally kills all desire to engage in romantic relationships, however. That said, some chapters buck the trend, and especially Salamanders and Space Wolves have been known to take wives, especially the former, as they have a very lax relationship with "normals" on their homeworld, and even maintain familial contacts and family units, which is very alien to the monastic life of most chapters.

And Chaos Space Marines absolutely rape and ****, Tzeentch or Slaanesh or not.
Of course, the ones that look like blaqqs are allowed to **** white wimmenz.
Salamanders do not "look like blacks" in classic WH40k. They look largely like Indo-Europeans, same as most Space Marines, except that their skin is ebony black and their eyes red. This is due to the nature of their home world of Nocturne and its fairly unique volcanism and radioactivity, not merely the Salamander gene-seed, meaning that all the indigenous people of Nocturne also share these traits - although the geneseed supercharges the effect, making them even darker and making their eyes practically glow red.

So even if we go by skin color alone, they still wouldn't be fulfilling your fetish obsession, as the women of Nocturne are naturally dark-skinned. :smug:
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As far as I remember Space Marines all have the ability or rather passive that their skin adjust to where they are. Even a Ultramarine or White Scar would be charcoal black on a extremely hot planet.
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Finarfin wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:19
As far as I remember Space Marines all have the ability or rather passive that their skin adjust to where they are. Even a Ultramarine or White Scar would be charcoal black on a extremely hot planet.
Some of the boys have it "pre adjusted"

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Luckmann wrote: October 19th, 2024, 19:38
Kronus wrote: September 20th, 2024, 13:59
... even then, are very tame in comparison of today's fashionable oversexualization.
Absolutely not. While Slaanesh tends to be both flanderized (muh sexxo aaaah sex sex sex!) and censored in modern material, especially since nu41k took over, Slaanesh as the conceptual embodiment of degenerate obsession is every bit as overboard as any modern oversexualization. Hell, even the dark eldar, favored snacks of Slaanesh and worshipers in thought and deed if not faith, or Morathi's elven cult, could give the lgbtwtfbbq epsteiners a run for their money, and 1000 bottles of baby oil is what old school Emperor's Children would call "a good start".
Neger, bitte. Slaanesh is the most left-behind faction in both FB and 40k. Their codexes are outdated as hell and most of the stuff youre pulling is old if not ancient/retconned stuff (like the Druchii Anointed). Noise marines were an attempt to 'facelift' Slaanesh out of their classic imagery and even then their oldest stuff would be nowhere as deranged as todays carnival of mental disorders because, mainly, none of that stuff was written in this time and none of those writers made any of that up with the intention to bring upon normalizing mental disease.
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Kronus wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:28
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Finarfin wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:19
As far as I remember Space Marines all have the ability or rather passive that their skin adjust to where they are. Even a Ultramarine or White Scar would be charcoal black on a extremely hot planet.
Space Marine skin is extremely adaptive and radiation resistant, but I've never heard of anything like the Salamander's "curse" (for lack of a better word) afflicting any other chapters. Even Salamander recruits that are not indigenous in origin to Nocturne become much dark, so it's definitely something that is fairly unique to their geneseed, and it doesn't go away by then simply being away from Nocturne, either.
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Luckmann wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:41
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Luckmann wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:41
Kronus wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:28
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Finarfin wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:19
As far as I remember Space Marines all have the ability or rather passive that their skin adjust to where they are. Even a Ultramarine or White Scar would be charcoal black on a extremely hot planet.
Space Marine skin is extremely adaptive and radiation resistant, but I've never heard of anything like the Salamander's "curse" (for lack of a better word) afflicting any other chapters. Even Salamander recruits that are not indigenous in origin to Nocturne become much dark, so it's definitely something that is fairly unique to their geneseed, and it doesn't go away by then simply being away from Nocturne, either.
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Once inside the Warlord, he slid the hatch shut. Adamantium armour many times thicker than the Rhino’s hull now shielded him from the poisoned world outside. All that remained was to purge the viral taint from the interior.

He examined the ducts, eventually tracing one that vented the power plant’s heat upwards into the exchange system at the rear of the carapace. He deactivated the failsafes and cut though until a rush of superheated, radioactive steam burst from the pipe. Within seconds it had filled the engineering chamber.
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Also, even before Games Workshop succumbed to the mindvirus, that company always had a trend of retconing stuff all the time in each subsequent edition.

The in-story reason was the concept of "unreliable narrator" because a galaxy is just so big and everything is fractured, while the real-life meta reason is that Games Workshop wants to change the meta all the time to stop one particular faction from being the best for long.
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Finarfin wrote: October 21st, 2024, 16:00
>Excerpt: Horus Heresy:
Yeah, I never had any interest in nu41k, and I'll never consider it canonical to WH40k. That said, the melanochrome isn't a persistent effect if it's working properly. It being on constant full power is likely part of why Salamanders are pitch black. It's one of those gene-seed corruptions a lot of chapters (and their successor chapters) "suffer" from.
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Luckmann wrote: October 21st, 2024, 16:43
Kronus wrote: October 21st, 2024, 15:51
Learn to read neger.
I can read just fine, I just don't value wrong opinions, putting them into the trash where they belong.
Then you can't think, because otherwise you could come up with an answer with arguments, you lazy coony.
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