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Junior Adventurer's Guild - April: Alpha Protocol
Don't have a screenshot of my guy, but I do have a screenshot of the mission report for the finale. Is that good enough?


I'll take it, but you can just load your last save if you want to look cool
Yeah, I'm throwing in the towel. I don't even want to finish this. Between the cringe characters, half-baked story, and annoying gameplay, its just not worth it for me
Seax þyrsteþ, gierneþ blōd!
Same. I've given it the 2 extra hours of gameplay as promised. As soon as the first missions kicked in I saw that the game isn't for me and I'm past the point of my life where I bruteforce through slogs
Verily, thou wast warned.


I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Don't worry @Oyster Sauce I'll play the next thing that comes. I also appreciate the effort you employ to keep the show running. And gz to all the warriors who endured through all this game, you're true spartan soldiers.
True fartin soldiers lol
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Looking for input on how to do the next vote. Have a lot more suggestions this time and I suspect it wouldn't be great if the winner only has 3 votes because they're so spread out.
Only 1 vote that you cannot change and curate the list more.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Just did another mission in AP and had a ton of fun, don't know where you guys get the idea the game is bad.
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Mostly from the gameplay, visuals, and story but outside of those superfluous things I'm sure its greatIrenaeus wrote: ↑ April 20th, 2024, 21:59Just did another mission in AP and had a ton of fun, don't know where you guys get the idea the game is bad.
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Ban from voting further everybody who voted for the winner and didn't even touch the game. Other than that I think it's alrightOyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 20th, 2024, 21:52Looking for input on how to do the next vote. Have a lot more suggestions this time and I suspect it wouldn't be great if the winner only has 3 votes because they're so spread out.
If you want a more serious poll you could do as Vergil suggested + poll being secret until the end
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Maybe make the games on offer based on a theme?
Only let people who finished this month vote.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 20th, 2024, 21:52Looking for input on how to do the next vote. Have a lot more suggestions this time and I suspect it wouldn't be great if the winner only has 3 votes because they're so spread out.
what a shame that it's a game about being a superspy and half the skills are what shoukd be the least important thing, the kind of gun you use.
obshitian was NEVER good
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The idea that you can make a character who isn't good with any firearms is silly. Why would they even dispatch such a person to do fieldwork?
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He was assigned the job because he's a master manipulator charismatic genius (please ignore the fact that he conducts himself like a fool in 80% of the dialogue options)rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2024, 15:06The idea that you can make a character who isn't good with any firearms is silly. Why would they even dispatch such a person to do fieldwork?
Maybe your Thorton does.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2024, 15:10please ignore the fact that he conducts himself like a fool in 80% of the dialogue options
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Has obsidian ever made a good game that was a property they created and not them making a sequel to someone else's game?
I'm just stating the facts.
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
Question is are you going to gargle the truth or swallow?
He's such a pro at this that not even the player knows what he's actually going to say.
Alpha ProtocolVergil wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2024, 16:01Has obsidian ever made a good game that was a property they created and not them making a sequel to someone else's game?
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AvowedVergil wrote: ↑ April 22nd, 2024, 16:01Has obsidian ever made a good game that was a property they created and not them making a sequel to someone else's game?
nvm fixed it 
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Hello I've found an error, the poll doesn't let me(the admin) see the resultsOyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 24th, 2024, 13:40Poll is open for May's game. I decided to limit it to 10 options this time. The top 3 games with the most votes in the previous poll were given a guaranteed spot, and the other 7 were chosen via RNG. You have 1 vote, results are hidden until May, and you're required to have at least 1 post in this thread because we had a few voters who only made an account to download a mod and never return last time. Great opportunity for lurkers to reveal themselves.
I want to cheat and see them
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Me too, I made the ******* thingrusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ April 24th, 2024, 13:42Hello I've found an error, the poll doesn't let me(the admin) see the resultsOyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 24th, 2024, 13:40Poll is open for May's game. I decided to limit it to 10 options this time. The top 3 games with the most votes in the previous poll were given a guaranteed spot, and the other 7 were chosen via RNG. You have 1 vote, results are hidden until May, and you're required to have at least 1 post in this thread because we had a few voters who only made an account to download a mod and never return last time. Great opportunity for lurkers to reveal themselves.
I want to cheat and see them![]()
As a certified superspy in real life, I exercised superb foresight and completed the game last year. Behold my Thorton:

I'm pretty sure I never used gadgets. The points in sabotage were mainly for hacking bonuses and the camera invisibility active. EDIT: Oh yeah, the remote hacking ability was cool, too.
I lamented in IRC that it hadn't been long enough for me to want to replay, so @Oyster Sauce kindly said he would accept my previous run.

I'm pretty sure I never used gadgets. The points in sabotage were mainly for hacking bonuses and the camera invisibility active. EDIT: Oh yeah, the remote hacking ability was cool, too.
I lamented in IRC that it hadn't been long enough for me to want to replay, so @Oyster Sauce kindly said he would accept my previous run.
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100 mln usd of small arms and vehicles? thats like 3 hours of jewkranian frontline after paying up **** and jewkrianians their 70 mln usd transaction cost
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Will I be able to get the badge at any time I present the completion screenshots or is it time-gated?
I've finished the game like 4 times back in the day. First as a by the book professional, then as a smarmy jackass hothead, then as a 0AP rookie using the best available dialogue options, and then as a gun-ho veteran killer.
I don't even have the PC I finished the game on anymore. Would I have to rush through it to get a shiny badge or can I take my time and then report in?
I've finished the game like 4 times back in the day. First as a by the book professional, then as a smarmy jackass hothead, then as a 0AP rookie using the best available dialogue options, and then as a gun-ho veteran killer.
I don't even have the PC I finished the game on anymore. Would I have to rush through it to get a shiny badge or can I take my time and then report in?
"Oh, it all makes sense now, brother."
There's no end date for badge collection. Any game that's come up in AG or JAG is fair game at any point.logincrash wrote: ↑ April 26th, 2024, 16:27Would I have to rush through it to get a shiny badge or can I take my time and then report in?

