Various video game stuff not deserving its own thread

Acrux · Post by **Acrux** » May 22nd, 2024, 17:00

Oh boy, I can't wait for unskippable interactive tutorials!

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » May 22nd, 2024, 17:06

I promise there's not a single person on earth who would use this that doesn't need to be culled ASAP

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » May 22nd, 2024, 17:09

aweigh wrote: ↑ May 22nd, 2024, 16:58

some pajeets cobbled this together to show off to their bosses to get a promotion
nobody will actually use it

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » May 22nd, 2024, 17:41

aweigh wrote: ↑ May 21st, 2024, 17:11
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technolo ... 00f3&ei=27

This move is just to hide all the liches still gaming.

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » May 22nd, 2024, 18:23

the BASED japs do it again!

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » May 23rd, 2024, 03:17

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ May 22nd, 2024, 18:23
the BASED japs do it again!

what?

Post by **WhiteShark** » May 23rd, 2024, 03:22

wndrbr wrote: ↑ May 23rd, 2024, 03:17

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ May 22nd, 2024, 18:23
the BASED japs do it again!
what?

I assume he's referring to how she looks like a quadroon.

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » May 23rd, 2024, 03:29

Could be also just a tanned Mediterranean.

Post by **WhiteShark** » May 23rd, 2024, 03:39

wndrbr wrote: ↑ May 23rd, 2024, 03:29
Could be also just a tanned Mediterranean.

Even if that were the intent, it were still weird for a Norse mythology-themed game.

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » May 23rd, 2024, 04:15

WhiteShark wrote: ↑ May 23rd, 2024, 03:39

wndrbr wrote: ↑ May 23rd, 2024, 03:29
Could be also just a tanned Mediterranean.
Even if that were the intent, it were still weird for a Norse mythology-themed game.

it's a revenge for making Yasuke the main character in the first Assassin's Creed game that takes place in Japan.

Val the Moofia Boss · Post by **Val the Moofia Boss** » May 23rd, 2024, 18:31

New Kai no Kiseki (aka Kuro 3) trailer:

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » May 23rd, 2024, 18:52

this is the main character of Valkyrie Elysium. I don't understand, what's the problem?

This game flopped btw, it's supposed to be a spiritual successor to Valkyrie Profile but they decided to make it a lame action game instead, made on a shoestring budget too. Obviously old-school Valkyrie Profile fans wanted nothing to do with it, and new fans just looked at it and saw it looks lame.

Surprised it even got DLC.

LemonDemonGirl · Post by **LemonDemonGirl** » May 24th, 2024, 07:34

[Minorly NSFW audio]
He makes Bwonsamdi seem like a fucking Saint

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » May 24th, 2024, 07:37

LemonDemonGirl wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 07:34
Bwonsamdi

Troll

Yankee Zulu · Post by **Yankee Zulu** » May 24th, 2024, 12:46

You cant take a dump in it afaik

https://newatlas.com/computers/cluvens- ... rkstation/

Post by **Segata** » May 24th, 2024, 20:25

Soon to come to your nearest Hooray: Shitty gamedevs being fired thread

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » May 24th, 2024, 20:30

Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 12:46
You cant take a dump in it afaik

https://newatlas.com/computers/cluvens- ... rkstation/

Wow they made the overseer's desk from Fallout into a real thing

Segata wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 20:25
Soon to come to your nearest Hooray: Shitty gamedevs being fired thread

Couldn't happen to a worse developer.

A Chinese opium den · Post by **A Chinese opium den** » May 24th, 2024, 21:28

Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 12:46
You cant take a dump in it afaik

https://newatlas.com/computers/cluvens- ... rkstation/

I would buy this just to drive it to the grocery store and roll up to the wagies asking them to grab me something off the shelf while I remain seated checking all of my shitcoin prices in real time.

1998 · Post by **1998** » May 25th, 2024, 02:01

Segata wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 20:25
Soon to come to your nearest Hooray: Shitty gamedevs being fired thread

Surprised to see Hellblade II even behind Redfall, so I had to check.

According to Steam Charts:

Hi-FI RUSH: 6,043

Redfall: 1,560

Hellblade II: 3,892

Roguey · Post by **Roguey** » May 25th, 2024, 02:17

It's a 5 hour game and 3 hours of those are cinematics. It's getting the numbers it deserves.

1998 · Post by **1998** » May 25th, 2024, 05:00

And judging by the first game calling the 2 hours between cutscenes gameplay is already quite generous

1998 · Post by **1998** » May 25th, 2024, 10:44

Best achievements ever

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » May 25th, 2024, 10:46

1998 wrote: ↑ May 25th, 2024, 10:44
Best achievements ever

Post by **Segata** » May 26th, 2024, 21:32

Based or cringe?

gerey · Post by **gerey** » May 26th, 2024, 21:41

There is nothing to be gained by pandering to women and homosexuals.

bloodedhunter · Post by **bloodedhunter** » May 26th, 2024, 22:06

A Chinese opium den wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 21:28

Yankee Zulu wrote: ↑ May 24th, 2024, 12:46
You cant take a dump in it afaik

https://newatlas.com/computers/cluvens- ... rkstation/
I would buy this just to drive it to the grocery store and roll up to the wagies asking them to grab me something off the shelf while I remain seated checking all of my shitcoin prices in real time.

Its a fucking mobility scooter.

I got a good laugh out that post.

Rand · Post by **Rand** » May 26th, 2024, 22:09

gerey wrote: ↑ May 26th, 2024, 21:41
There is nothing to be gained by pandering to women and homosexuals.

Did you forget who did most of the work fixing BG3?
(to the extent it CAN be fixed...)

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » May 27th, 2024, 00:20

Rand wrote: ↑ May 26th, 2024, 22:09

gerey wrote: ↑ May 26th, 2024, 21:41
There is nothing to be gained by pandering to women and homosexuals.
Did you forget who did most of the work fixing BG3?
(to the extent it CAN be fixed...)

Some faggot rewrote the plot and all dialogues?

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » May 27th, 2024, 00:21

Segata wrote: ↑ May 26th, 2024, 21:32
Based or cringe?

This isn't the thread about playing female characters making you gay

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » May 27th, 2024, 11:11

This is what NexusMods premium gets you btw

No, I didn't pay for it, they gave it to modders who had their mods downloaded enough times.