The Elon Musk Thread

Emphyrio · Post by **Emphyrio** » February 6th, 2024, 23:05

The_Mask wrote: ↑ January 30th, 2024, 22:27

dont know what that judge was thinking. what a stupid bitch.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 6th, 2024, 23:21

Element · Post by **Element** » February 7th, 2024, 09:51

Tesla down almost 45% since the day that the xitter takeover was announced.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 8th, 2024, 09:17

Rand · Post by **Rand** » February 8th, 2024, 14:32

jcd wrote: ↑ January 30th, 2024, 21:51

Wretch wrote: ↑ January 30th, 2024, 19:23
God protects His flock and loves all of man.
I like how in Christianity its followers are unambiguously compared to literal sheep.

That's interesting actually. As usual, the metaphors in the book are all over the place.
There's the shepherd and flock idea, but also parent and children.
Those are VERY different relationships.

Yes, the shepherd looks after his sheep, seeks to increase the herd and so on and may even feel affection for some, but none of that is for the sheeps' benefit.
In return for the protection and care of the shepherd, they are completely dominated and are compelled to complete obedience, and have no choice in what is taken at will by the shepherd: their milk, their wool, their young, and even their lives, to be eaten as meat, should the shepherd decide to.
And shepherds often use dogs (wolves) the sheep's ancient main predator to control them through fear and minor violence. I'm sure the sheep see these as monsters, given the way they respond.
This is a very puzzling metaphor to use for a supposedly loving creator, especially in conjunction with also interspersing using the parent and child one.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 9th, 2024, 08:58

I know this was meant as a Elon Musk/X flex, but all I see is that Australians are retarded.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 15th, 2024, 00:39

Elon's hate of Delaware has no limits. LOL

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » February 15th, 2024, 00:54

Well, everyone can agree with him that Delaware sucks and should be destroyed.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 22nd, 2024, 03:53

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » February 22nd, 2024, 11:54

The_Mask wrote: ↑ February 22nd, 2024, 03:53

ArcaneLurker · Post by **ArcaneLurker** » February 22nd, 2024, 14:35

The_Mask wrote: ↑ February 8th, 2024, 09:17

"Gestapo" ah yes, the well known anti-white hate group, the Nazis. Totally not Stazi or anything to do with Bolshevism or Marxism!

All this 'diversity' is just showing me how much Kikes relied upon and took advantage of White men. The comparisons of quality that can be made are stark.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 22nd, 2024, 16:05

But those aren't fake... OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH~!

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » February 23rd, 2024, 00:33

The crying faggot he's dunking on is the kike (don't be fooled by the fake Polish surname) responsible for Google's nigger image AI

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 23rd, 2024, 02:04

I can't even: Google giving a dub to Elon, while Elon's doing quite literally nothing.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 23rd, 2024, 02:39

Elon's full of zingers today:

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » February 27th, 2024, 01:29

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » February 27th, 2024, 01:33

So giving nsa access was ok? Or allowing at&t, bell, verizon, viacom, etc to track you was alright?

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » February 28th, 2024, 23:57

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » March 1st, 2024, 05:27

As long as you pay Elon, you can now understand every piece of legislature that is being passed in less than 15 minutes.

I theorize this will make the current class of politicians obsolete. What do you think?

In the coming weeks, Grok will summarize these mammoth laws before they are passed by Congress, so you know what their real purpose is

Oyster Sauce · Post by **Oyster Sauce** » March 3rd, 2024, 12:47

The misgendering/deadname rule is now back in effect.

The_Mask · Post by **The_Mask** » March 5th, 2024, 16:16

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » March 11th, 2024, 00:14

https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/a ... xas-ranch/

Angela Chao, Sen. Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law, spent her last minutes alive frantically calling her friends for help as her Tesla slowly sank in a pond on a remote Texas ranch, according to a report.

Chao, the billionaire former CEO of dry bulk shipping giant Foremost Group, tragically died at the age of 50 on Feb. 10 after accidentally backing her car into the pond while making a three-point turn.

The driving mishap was detailed in a report by The Wall Street Journal that shed light on the chaotic rescue efforts that ultimately came up short, turning what was supposed to be a celebratory weekend with friends into a nightmare.

Chao invited several of her girlfriends from Harvard Business School to spend the weekend on a gorgeous, sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse, the Journal reported.

After eating dinner together and celebrating the Chinese New Year on Friday night, Chao left the guesthouse around 11:30 p.m. to head back to the main house, where her son was sleeping. It was cold out, so she decided to take her Tesla Model X SUV for the four-minute drive rather than walk.

But within minutes, she called one of her friends in a panic.

While making a K-turn, she put the car in reverse instead of drive, she told them.

While going backwards, the car went over an embankment and into a pond — and was sinking fast.

Her friends immediately ran to help and one woman jumped in the pond, the Journal reported.

The property’s ranch manager and his wife came outside after hearing the commotion and somebody called 911.

Blanco County emergency units finally arrived at 12:28 a.m. — a full 24 minutes after they received the call, according to an incident report obtained by the paper.

Due to the rugged terrain, a number of responders got out of their cars and walked to the scene.

One responder described the Tesla as completely submerged.

At least one tow truck driver, however, said he was afraid of being electrocuted by the electric vehicle, a person at the scene told the paper.

A two-man rescue crew eventually pulled Chao from the car around 12:56 a.m., police said.

Hundreds of gallons of water gushed out from the car when the doors were open.

Chao was unresponsive, and EMS responders attempted to resuscitate her for 43 minutes to no avail, police said.

Details about the billionaire’s death had been scant.

Both this gook and her kike husband (previously deceased) are now burning in Hell.

Xenich · Post by **Xenich** » March 11th, 2024, 00:23

The_Mask wrote: ↑ March 1st, 2024, 05:27
As long as you pay Elon, you can now understand every piece of legislature that is being passed in less than 15 minutes.

I theorize this will make the current class of politicians obsolete. What do you think?

In the coming weeks, Grok will summarize these mammoth laws before they are passed by Congress, so you know what their real purpose is

Nope, people will just bitch and comp... Squirl!

BobT · Post by **BobT** » March 11th, 2024, 00:56

Irenaeus wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 00:14
https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/a ... xas-ranch/

Angela Chao, Sen. Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law, spent her last minutes alive frantically calling her friends for help as her Tesla slowly sank in a pond on a remote Texas ranch, according to a report.

Chao, the billionaire former CEO of dry bulk shipping giant Foremost Group, tragically died at the age of 50 on Feb. 10 after accidentally backing her car into the pond while making a three-point turn.

The driving mishap was detailed in a report by The Wall Street Journal that shed light on the chaotic rescue efforts that ultimately came up short, turning what was supposed to be a celebratory weekend with friends into a nightmare.

Chao invited several of her girlfriends from Harvard Business School to spend the weekend on a gorgeous, sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse, the Journal reported.

After eating dinner together and celebrating the Chinese New Year on Friday night, Chao left the guesthouse around 11:30 p.m. to head back to the main house, where her son was sleeping. It was cold out, so she decided to take her Tesla Model X SUV for the four-minute drive rather than walk.

But within minutes, she called one of her friends in a panic.

While making a K-turn, she put the car in reverse instead of drive, she told them.

While going backwards, the car went over an embankment and into a pond — and was sinking fast.

Her friends immediately ran to help and one woman jumped in the pond, the Journal reported.

The property’s ranch manager and his wife came outside after hearing the commotion and somebody called 911.

Blanco County emergency units finally arrived at 12:28 a.m. — a full 24 minutes after they received the call, according to an incident report obtained by the paper.

Due to the rugged terrain, a number of responders got out of their cars and walked to the scene.

One responder described the Tesla as completely submerged.

At least one tow truck driver, however, said he was afraid of being electrocuted by the electric vehicle, a person at the scene told the paper.

A two-man rescue crew eventually pulled Chao from the car around 12:56 a.m., police said.

Hundreds of gallons of water gushed out from the car when the doors were open.

Chao was unresponsive, and EMS responders attempted to resuscitate her for 43 minutes to no avail, police said.

Details about the billionaire’s death had been scant.

Both this gook and her kike husband (previously deceased) are now burning in Hell.

Don't these work on tesla windows? I know they're laminating the side ones in some cars, now.

► Window Breaker

wndrbr · Post by **wndrbr** » March 11th, 2024, 01:42

Irenaeus wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 00:14
https://nypost.com/2024/03/09/us-news/a ... xas-ranch/

Angela Chao, Sen. Mitch McConnell’s billionaire sister-in-law, spent her last minutes alive frantically calling her friends for help as her Tesla slowly sank in a pond on a remote Texas ranch, according to a report.

Chao, the billionaire former CEO of dry bulk shipping giant Foremost Group, tragically died at the age of 50 on Feb. 10 after accidentally backing her car into the pond while making a three-point turn.

The driving mishap was detailed in a report by The Wall Street Journal that shed light on the chaotic rescue efforts that ultimately came up short, turning what was supposed to be a celebratory weekend with friends into a nightmare.

Chao invited several of her girlfriends from Harvard Business School to spend the weekend on a gorgeous, sprawling 900-acre private property in Texas’ Hill Country, that included horse stables, a swimming pool and a 10-bedroom guesthouse, the Journal reported.

After eating dinner together and celebrating the Chinese New Year on Friday night, Chao left the guesthouse around 11:30 p.m. to head back to the main house, where her son was sleeping. It was cold out, so she decided to take her Tesla Model X SUV for the four-minute drive rather than walk.

But within minutes, she called one of her friends in a panic.

While making a K-turn, she put the car in reverse instead of drive, she told them.

While going backwards, the car went over an embankment and into a pond — and was sinking fast.

Her friends immediately ran to help and one woman jumped in the pond, the Journal reported.

The property’s ranch manager and his wife came outside after hearing the commotion and somebody called 911.

Blanco County emergency units finally arrived at 12:28 a.m. — a full 24 minutes after they received the call, according to an incident report obtained by the paper.

Due to the rugged terrain, a number of responders got out of their cars and walked to the scene.

One responder described the Tesla as completely submerged.

At least one tow truck driver, however, said he was afraid of being electrocuted by the electric vehicle, a person at the scene told the paper.

A two-man rescue crew eventually pulled Chao from the car around 12:56 a.m., police said.

Hundreds of gallons of water gushed out from the car when the doors were open.

Chao was unresponsive, and EMS responders attempted to resuscitate her for 43 minutes to no avail, police said.

Details about the billionaire’s death had been scant.

Both this gook and her kike husband (previously deceased) are now burning in Hell.

a billionaire dies by backing a smart car fitted with all kinds of electronics and safety measures into the pond.

This needs to be moved to the glow thread.

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » March 11th, 2024, 01:45

What they probably left out: She was wasted

After eating dinner together and celebrating the Chinese New Year on Friday night, Chao left the guesthouse around 11:30 p.m. to head back to the main house, where her son was sleeping. It was cold out, so she decided to take her Tesla Model X SUV for the four-minute drive rather than walk.

BobT · Post by **BobT** » March 11th, 2024, 03:06

Interesting how they specified four-minute drive, too. Her son is apparently three years old. I hope the husband or a babysitter was with him while he was sleeping in the other house while she was out partying..

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » March 11th, 2024, 11:33

BobT wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 03:06
Her son is apparently three years old. I hope the husband or a babysitter was with him while he was sleeping in the other house while she was out partying..

I hope Elon Musk targets the kid next to rid the world of this cursed dinasty.

Xenich · Post by **Xenich** » March 11th, 2024, 15:02

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 11th, 2024, 01:45
What they probably left out: She was wasted
After eating dinner together and celebrating the Chinese New Year on Friday night, Chao left the guesthouse around 11:30 p.m. to head back to the main house, where her son was sleeping. It was cold out, so she decided to take her Tesla Model X SUV for the four-minute drive rather than walk.

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr."

edit: Maybe too detailed of a joke. The phrase from "Idiocrasy" as many might already have known, but... it was due to the constant need to "advertise" the car brand for political purposes or advertisement means when it is obvious stating "so she decided to take her car for the four-minute drive rather than walk." is all that was required. The "Tesla Model X SUV" is pushing crap, much like the movies point of "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." was about advertising something unrelated or unimportant to the point being conveyed. This programming is everywhere, news does it all the time. Anyway, like I said, too complicated of a setup maybe, so the joke might be... lost.

Red7 · Post by **Red7** » March 14th, 2024, 09:43

@rusty_shackleford hey, is that your shitcoin of choice?