Lutheran thread (also protestantlols)

[rusty_shackleford]

https://lstc.edu/story/preaching-jesus- ... s-webinar/

Preaching Jesus Without Anti-Semitic Bias in 2023: practical webinar in preparation for Lent

Rev. Dr. Barbara R. Rossing

Rabbi Anna

Rev. Jennie English-Dumont serves as the pastor of Bethlehem Lutheran Church

I'd add something funny but honestly protestantism is its own joke.

[Atlantico]

https://www.wnd.com/2020/09/big-breaste ... ntroversy/

(ICELAND MONITOR) -- An advertisement from the National Church of Iceland, encouraging children to attend Sunday school, caused quite a controversy over the weekend. It depicts a big-breasted, bearded Jesus, wearing a white dress and makeup, cheerfully dancing under a rainbow.

The ad had been posted on the church’s website and Facebook page but was removed Saturday. The cheerful Jesus will continue to adorn Reykjavík buses, though, for at least two more weeks.

Pétur Georg Markan, media representative for the church, recently told mbl.is that the church believes it is positive and natural for Jesus to appear to people in all possible forms. In that way, the church celebrates diversity.

[maidenhaver]

What's the difference between Lutherism and Catholicism?

[rusty_shackleford]

What's the difference between Lutherism and Catholicism?

lutherans claim they know how to really interpret the bible then make homosexual women their pastors

[Atlantico]

What's the difference between Lutherism and Catholicism?

If Catholicism was invented by autistic Germans = Lutheranism

It is the most German of all Christianity.

[Klerik]

Christians don't care about Jesus.

[rusty_shackleford]

Luther would make a bad Lutheran.

[rusty_shackleford]

just read the whole thread

[Klerik]

WE GIT IT.

WE GIT IT.

WE GIT IT.

You researched very hard to find the best character class for your RPG.

[rusty_shackleford]

just read the whole thread

same guy who posted the thread was later harassed by his own church after posting this + antifa snitching on him btw. His entire church, top to bottom(I don't merely mean his local pastor), came out against him and harassed him + his family.
no, I'm not joking. If you got a few minutes, just scroll through this thread. He recorded the audio + took logs of everything.

[rusty_shackleford]

WE GIT IT.

WE GIT IT.

WE GIT IT.

You researched very hard to find the best character class for your RPG.

I'd never make an RPG with a jester class, too tacky.

[Klerik]

Don't worry, if I cover you in bleach, scrub really hard with a wire brush, light it on fire, and then send you to boarding school, all will be fine.

[KnightoftheWind]

Protestants continue to be the laughing stock of Christendom, but also the sole reason for it's decline in the West. When people visualise the Church, they probably think of their neighbourhood protestant house, and that's not a good thing.

[MadPreacher]

Protestants continue to be the laughing stock of Christendom, but also the sole reason for it's decline in the West. When people visualise the Church, they probably think of their neighbourhood protestant house, and that's not a good thing.

Naw I think of all the degenerates that are Catholics and Orthodox that worship Satan and their idols.

[The_Mask]

I'd never make an RPG with a jester class, too tacky.

The difference between a Jester and a Clown is just its location. Besides... didn't BG II have a Jester class?

I was going to type down "it can't be that tacky of a choice", but thinking about it a bit harder, I'm not so sure anymore. LOL

[Klerik]

rename this to the autism chicken tendies thread.

[maidenhaver]

I'm an agnostic ultramontanist. Religion is good, ritually speaking, but I don't like any of the options. I was born christian, believed for a long time, and simply lost interest. Tried other religions, but the only one that makes sense is ancestor worship and the Vestal hearth fire, which is dead.

[Klerik]

Here's a cool video I like that no one watches. No one likes it because it challenges everyone.

[madbringer]

Protestants continue to be the laughing stock of Christendom, but also the sole reason for it's decline in the West. When people visualise the Church, they probably think of their neighbourhood protestant house, and that's not a good thing.

Naw I think of all the degenerates that are Catholics and Orthodox that worship Satan and their idols.

How about you think of all the pedophile pornographer jews that poison Christian churches with their venom?

[Klerik]

Any seat that revolves around the mechanizations of a fat man at a distance with no regard of the prang on his actions upon those he intends to enslave is the seat of Satan itself and the world itself has many a fat soul.

[maidenhaver]

Here's a cool video I like that no one watches. No one likes it because it challenges everyone.

I was born into a calvinist, presbyterian family. They're the founding religion, and perhaps the biggest mistake the continental congress made, was not establishing a state religion. Religion is fundamental to a state, they're inseparable on every level.

[MadPreacher]

Here's a cool video I like that no one watches. No one likes it because it challenges everyone.

I was born into a calvinist, presbyterian family. They're the founding religion, and perhaps the biggest mistake the continental congress made, was not establishing a state religion. Religion is fundamental to a state, they're inseparable on every level.

Behold the historically illiterate speaks. Virginia Colony was founded in 1609 and the church there was the Church of England.

The rest is you being a fucking idiot that ignores the long abuses of church courts on innocent people like Joan de Arc.

[MadPreacher]

Protestants continue to be the laughing stock of Christendom, but also the sole reason for it's decline in the West. When people visualise the Church, they probably think of their neighbourhood protestant house, and that's not a good thing.

Naw I think of all the degenerates that are Catholics and Orthodox that worship Satan and their idols.

How about you think of all the pedophile pornographer jews that poison Christian churches with their venom?

Catholics have no problem molesting children all on their own and be protected by the Antichrist Dope on a Rope.

[Klerik]

My childlike brain just wants to cut everything up and dissect it so it can fit the narrative of the original starwars movies. The pope looks like Palpatine.

[maidenhaver]

Here's a cool video I like that no one watches. No one likes it because it challenges everyone.

I was born into a calvinist, presbyterian family. They're the founding religion, and perhaps the biggest mistake the continental congress made, was not establishing a state religion. Religion is fundamental to a state, they're inseparable on every level.

Behold the historically illiterate speaks. Virginia Colony was founded in 1609 and the church there was the Church of England.

The rest is you being a fucking idiot that ignores the long abuses of church courts on innocent people like Joan de Arc.

Nobody cares, and your faith and god are fables. You're asshurt that tradcath is popular on the internet, right now. That's your whole gimmick, like klerik is supposed to be the cool kid who posts vids with <10k views. Maryland was the first colony, it was catholic, and I don't care what real christianity is in your opinion. Everyone has their own take on the bible. The lesson is, religion's inseparable from state, they don't work separately. Also: https://epublications.marquette.edu/dis ... AI3172505/

[MadPreacher]

Nobody cares what I think because I'm a fucking moron.

Yes nobody gives a flying fuck what you think retard.

By the way, retard, the Church of England and the Puritans weren't fucking CATHOLIC. They are protestants. Go sit down you illiterate ignorant bitch.

EDIT: No, retard, Virginia Colony was the first at it was chartered and settled in 1609. Plymouth came next in 1621. Maryland was third in 1632. You do know how to use fucking calendar you byproduct of incest between your uncle and mother?

[Klerik]

[ like klerik is supposed to be the cool kid who posts vids with <10k views.

I am very uncool brah. Modern culture is just so shitty my nu-metal mindset is still better.

Also, when I read your posts my mind automatically pictures someone talking while stuffing their mouth with a ham-sandwhich.

[maidenhaver]

@MadPreacher you're 53?

[MadPreacher]

@MadPreacher you're 53?

You're what exactly? The byproduct of a botched abortion and missing 90% of your brain?

I mock you because I can and you have shown not one once of respect towards me. You get what you give you cumstain on your whore mother's mattress.

[maidenhaver]

[ like klerik is supposed to be the cool kid who posts vids with <10k views.

I am very uncool brah. Modern culture is just so shitty my nu-metal mindset is still better.

Also, when I read your posts my mind automatically pictures someone talking while stuffing their mouth with a ham-sandwhich.

No, you're too ironic to not be trying.