The Whatever Pops in your Head Thread

[Oyster Sauce]

how do i remain forever young

Moisturize+sun screen+no drugs or alcohol

[asf]

sounds like geriatric copium

[Metalhead33]

Organic meatbags are inferior to the superior AI.

[Nooneatall]

Why is this not your avatar?
This and the Astarion one are great lol.

Was going to use it if anyone called me a newfag, but everyone has been quite nice

Fuck you, newfag

[maidenhaver]

Disco Elysium's art looks like aislop.

[Acrux]

Are the good times really over, bros?

[A Chinese opium den]

Are the good times really over, bros?

Its still good times if you can talk to your bros

[Metalhead33]

I never played Skyrim as a Stealth Archer, and probably never will.

[Manny V]

I never played Skyrim as a Stealth Archer, and probably never will.

sneaking up and slitting throats is the only way to do it

[Segata]

I never played Skyrim. Oblivion was enough punishment.

[Oyster Sauce]

I never played Skyrim as a Stealth Archer, and probably never will.

sneaking up and slitting throats is the only way to do it

slitting the air 10 inches in front of the eyes*

[Red7]

@asf
if ppl were living underground life span would increase up to 200-300 years. radiation exposure reduce life span

that or u can go on regenerative vacation on venus, which is tropical paradise planet where reptilain serves like soros go to fuck little boys.
btw vietnam war was just cover up of venus invasion where they wiped out primtive natives with same gear they used in vietnam.

[Breathe]

@asf
if ppl were living underground life span would increase up to 200-300 years. radiation exposure reduce life span

that or u can go on regenerative vacation on venus, which is tropical paradise planet where reptilain serves like soros go to fuck little boys.
btw vietnam war was just cover up of venus invasion where they wiped out primtive natives with same gear they used in vietnam.

mmhmm mhmm. Go on...

[StudiedAsleep]

@asf
if ppl were living underground life span would increase up to 200-300 years. radiation exposure reduce life span

that or u can go on regenerative vacation on venus, which is tropical paradise planet where reptilain serves like soros go to fuck little boys.
btw vietnam war was just cover up of venus invasion where they wiped out primtive natives with same gear they used in vietnam.

Most radiation comes from the ground tho

[Val the Moofia Boss]

how do i remain forever young

• Don't drink alcohol. Don't smoke. Don't do drugs.
• Don't have baggy eyes. If you're too tired during the day then you need to go to bed earlier and run before work.
• Don't be fat. If you are fat, then you lose weight by self disciplining how much you eat. Calories burned > calories eaten = you're losing weight. Stop eating M&Ms and cheetos and start eating fulfilling healthy food like spaghetti, taco salads, etc, so you feel less hungry. Grab smaller plates and bowls so you don't fill them with as much food.
• Don't be cooking out there in 110 degree Californian heat. If you spend a lot of time outdoors, get a hat and/or sunscreen.
• Take a shower every morning. Use shampoo. Comb your hair. Put on deodorant.
• Wash your face every day using facial soap. If you have acne then you need to use some acne cream.
• Shave so that you show the definition of your face. Tie your hair back or cut it short. You will look thinner and your shoulders will look broader.
• Dress like a man. Stop wearing a T-shirt and jeans and running shoes. Go get measured and try on clothes that fit. Put on chinos and a button up shirt (have a deep v neck undershirt underneath) and a sport coat. The sport coat will build up your shoulders and slim down your waist, and if you're fat it will help hide your belly. Get leather shoes. Go to Allen Edmonds and get measured and spend $400 on good shoes, they are worth it. Chukka boots will give you an additional inch or two of height. Also, learn how to tie your shoelaces correctly. The knot your parents taught you is probably wrong, angles sideways, and keeps coming undone. Get a western Stetson straw hat. It will keep the sun out of your eyes, keep your face from getting skin cancer, and make you look taller. No, you do not need to be a cowboy or live in Texas to wear one.
• Walk with your chin up. Eyes forward. Don't be looking down at the ground. Nod and smile to people you walk by. Walk fast and take long steps.

It's not hard. You just have to give a damn.

[maidenhaver]

[*]Take a shower every morning. Use shampoo. Comb your hair. Put on deodorant.
[*]Dress like a man. Stop wearing a T-shirt and jeans and running shoes. Go get measured and try on clothes that fit. Put on chinos and a button up shirt (have a deep v neck undershirt underneath) and a sport coat. The sport coat will build up your shoulders and slim down your waist, and if you're fat it will help hide your belly. Get leather shoes. Go to Allen Edmonds and get measured and spend $400 on good shoes, they are worth it. Chukka boots will give you an additional inch or two of height. Also, learn how to tie your shoelaces correctly. The knot your parents taught you is probably wrong, angles sideways, and keeps coming undone. Get a western Stetson straw hat. It will keep the sun out of your eyes, keep your face from getting skin cancer, and make you look taller. No, you do not need to be a cowboy or live in Texas to wear one.
[*]Walk with your chin up. Eyes forward. Don't be looking down at the ground. Nod and smile to people you walk by. Walk fast and take long steps.[/list]

It's not hard. You just have to give a damn.

No.

[WhiteShark]

Use shampoo.[...] Put on deodorant.

Careful with these two. Most have chemicals that your body will absorb and are not good for you, like xenostrogens and aluminum.

[Nooneatall]

how do i remain forever young

• Don't drink alcohol. Don't smoke. Don't do drugs.
• Don't have baggy eyes. If you're too tired during the day then you need to go to bed earlier and run before work.
• Don't be fat. If you are fat, then you lose weight by self disciplining how much you eat. Calories burned > calories eaten = you're losing weight. Stop eating M&Ms and cheetos and start eating fulfilling healthy food like spaghetti, taco salads, etc, so you feel less hungry. Grab smaller plates and bowls so you don't fill them with as much food.
• Don't be cooking out there in 110 degree Californian heat. If you spend a lot of time outdoors, get a hat and/or sunscreen.
• Take a shower every morning. Use shampoo. Comb your hair. Put on deodorant.
• Wash your face every day using facial soap. If you have acne then you need to use some acne cream.
• Shave so that you show the definition of your face. Tie your hair back or cut it short. You will look thinner and your shoulders will look broader.
• Dress like a man. Stop wearing a T-shirt and jeans and running shoes. Go get measured and try on clothes that fit. Put on chinos and a button up shirt (have a deep v neck undershirt underneath) and a sport coat. The sport coat will build up your shoulders and slim down your waist, and if you're fat it will help hide your belly. Get leather shoes. Go to Allen Edmonds and get measured and spend $400 on good shoes, they are worth it. Chukka boots will give you an additional inch or two of height. Also, learn how to tie your shoelaces correctly. The knot your parents taught you is probably wrong, angles sideways, and keeps coming undone. Get a western Stetson straw hat. It will keep the sun out of your eyes, keep your face from getting skin cancer, and make you look taller. No, you do not need to be a cowboy or live in Texas to wear one.
• Walk with your chin up. Eyes forward. Don't be looking down at the ground. Nod and smile to people you walk by. Walk fast and take long steps.

It's not hard. You just have to give a damn.

So be a metrosexual/faggot?
I'm cool with some of the list like exercise and keeping clean but you go to far with the queer fashion advice

[Red7]

@asf
if ppl were living underground life span would increase up to 200-300 years. radiation exposure reduce life span

that or u can go on regenerative vacation on venus, which is tropical paradise planet where reptilain serves like soros go to fuck little boys.
btw vietnam war was just cover up of venus invasion where they wiped out primtive natives with same gear they used in vietnam.

Most radiation comes from the ground tho

i meant sun radiation obviously, mostly xray. no idea wtf u talk about. couple km underground u are pretty well shielded, which why jews builded entire citites in underground systems under usa, especially regarding micronova

all need to be purged from jew/alien presence

[TKVNC]

So be a metrosexual/faggot?
I'm cool with some of the list like exercise and keeping clean but you go to far with the queer fashion advice

Here's some real fashion advice:

Go into every store you're not banned from and shoplift whatever you can - wear that. Then shoplift some more.

If it doesn't match, it doesn't matter. It was free, and that's all that matters. As the Jews would say "Tasty is the fish stolen clothes from someone elses table clothing shop".

[Oyster Sauce]

Use shampoo.[...] Put on deodorant.

Careful with these two. Most have chemicals that your body will absorb and are not good for you, like xenostrogens and aluminum.

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[Red7]

how do i remain forever young

• Don't drink alcohol. Don't smoke. Don't do drugs.
• Don't have baggy eyes. If you're too tired during the day then you need to go to bed earlier and run before work.
• Don't be fat. If you are fat, then you lose weight by self disciplining how much you eat. Calories burned > calories eaten = you're losing weight. Stop eating M&Ms and cheetos and start eating fulfilling healthy food like spaghetti, taco salads, etc, so you feel less hungry. Grab smaller plates and bowls so you don't fill them with as much food.
• Don't be cooking out there in 110 degree Californian heat. If you spend a lot of time outdoors, get a hat and/or sunscreen.
• Take a shower every morning. Use shampoo. Comb your hair. Put on deodorant.
• Wash your face every day using facial soap. If you have acne then you need to use some acne cream.
• Shave so that you show the definition of your face. Tie your hair back or cut it short. You will look thinner and your shoulders will look broader.
• Dress like a man. Stop wearing a T-shirt and jeans and running shoes. Go get measured and try on clothes that fit. Put on chinos and a button up shirt (have a deep v neck undershirt underneath) and a sport coat. The sport coat will build up your shoulders and slim down your waist, and if you're fat it will help hide your belly. Get leather shoes. Go to Allen Edmonds and get measured and spend $400 on good shoes, they are worth it. Chukka boots will give you an additional inch or two of height. Also, learn how to tie your shoelaces correctly. The knot your parents taught you is probably wrong, angles sideways, and keeps coming undone. Get a western Stetson straw hat. It will keep the sun out of your eyes, keep your face from getting skin cancer, and make you look taller. No, you do not need to be a cowboy or live in Texas to wear one.
• Walk with your chin up. Eyes forward. Don't be looking down at the ground. Nod and smile to people you walk by. Walk fast and take long steps.

It's not hard. You just have to give a damn.

i would like to see your forearm picture.

btw deodorants contains brain damaging substances and obfuscate smell of testosterone. unless u dont have the later...

400 usd shoes is typical price for quality goretex boots, they are worth it to, i agree

[Red7]

So be a metrosexual/faggot?
I'm cool with some of the list like exercise and keeping clean but you go to far with the queer fashion advice

Here's some real fashion advice:

Go into every store you're not banned from and shoplift whatever you can - wear that. Then shoplift some more.

If it doesn't match, it doesn't matter. It was free, and that's all that matters. As the Jews would say "Tasty is the fish stolen clothes from someone elses table clothing shop".

only nigger or vagina (cause she can get away with it) would take such huge risk for such petty crime. unless u stealling some of these 50k gay bags i suppose but who the fuck would buy it from u.

its like opposite of jew fu

[TKVNC]

only nigger or vagina (cause she can get away with it) would take such huge risk for such petty crime. unless u stealling some of these 50k gay bags i suppose but who the fuck would buy it from u.

its like opposite of jew fu

It's called fashion - look it up.

[Red7]

only nigger or vagina (cause she can get away with it) would take such huge risk for such petty crime. unless u stealling some of these 50k gay bags i suppose but who the fuck would buy it from u.

its like opposite of jew fu

It's called fashion - look it up.

self respecting hetero nigger would never wear this kike made pussy gear

[TKVNC]

self respecting hetero nigger would never wear this kike made pussy gear

I wear self-tanned, handstitched, leather gimp suits exclusively.

[Nemesis]

how do i remain forever young

• Don't drink alcohol. Don't smoke. Don't do drugs.
• Don't have baggy eyes. If you're too tired during the day then you need to go to bed earlier and run before work.
• Don't be fat. If you are fat, then you lose weight by self disciplining how much you eat. Calories burned > calories eaten = you're losing weight. Stop eating M&Ms and cheetos and start eating fulfilling healthy food like spaghetti, taco salads, etc, so you feel less hungry. Grab smaller plates and bowls so you don't fill them with as much food.
• Don't be cooking out there in 110 degree Californian heat. If you spend a lot of time outdoors, get a hat and/or sunscreen.
• Take a shower every morning. Use shampoo. Comb your hair. Put on deodorant.
• Wash your face every day using facial soap. If you have acne then you need to use some acne cream.
• Shave so that you show the definition of your face. Tie your hair back or cut it short. You will look thinner and your shoulders will look broader.
• Dress like a man. Stop wearing a T-shirt and jeans and running shoes. Go get measured and try on clothes that fit. Put on chinos and a button up shirt (have a deep v neck undershirt underneath) and a sport coat. The sport coat will build up your shoulders and slim down your waist, and if you're fat it will help hide your belly. Get leather shoes. Go to Allen Edmonds and get measured and spend $400 on good shoes, they are worth it. Chukka boots will give you an additional inch or two of height. Also, learn how to tie your shoelaces correctly. The knot your parents taught you is probably wrong, angles sideways, and keeps coming undone. Get a western Stetson straw hat. It will keep the sun out of your eyes, keep your face from getting skin cancer, and make you look taller. No, you do not need to be a cowboy or live in Texas to wear one.
• Walk with your chin up. Eyes forward. Don't be looking down at the ground. Nod and smile to people you walk by. Walk fast and take long steps.

It's not hard. You just have to give a damn.

You forgot having good oral hygiene: Flossing and brushing your teeth at least twice a day; using non-alcoholic mouthwash, if you must us it; and getting a professional cleaning by a certified dental hygienist at least twice a year.

[maidenhaver]

only nigger or vagina (cause she can get away with it) would take such huge risk for such petty crime. unless u stealling some of these 50k gay bags i suppose but who the fuck would buy it from u.

its like opposite of jew fu

It's called fashion - look it up.

self respecting hetero nigger would never wear this kike made pussy gear

Put a white anime character in it and they will.

[boot]

Take me awaaay, sunray

[Metalhead33]

I said it before and I'll say it again: if you claim to be "right-wing", but publicly, openly and sincerely support (((Israel))), you are left-wing / woke to me.
No, I don't care about woke people like Greta Thunberg or Alexandra Ocasion Cortez supporting Palestine.
What kind of Chud are you, if you don't even know about the JQ, or openly support a (((Jewish state))) blowing up Christian churches? (Yes, contrary to the popular myth, not all Palestinians are Muslim).
If you don't know about the JQ, you're not a true Chud. You're a cuckservative.