Russian Kingdom Come Deliverance - Смута

[maidenhaver]

A couple of weeks ago they announced a release day - February 26th, 2024.


There's also a new trailer. Looks shitty.

i like the trailer, maybe i will get the game when it comes out

Trailers hype shitty games.

[wndrbr]

idk... still looks like an asset flip.

[Wretch]

idk... still looks like an asset flip.

Russian games (made for Russia not garbage like pozzfinder) always have soul. Worst case scenario is you get something like pathologic that has a ton of heart and is interesting but clunky and unrefined.

The game being pulpy and fantasy book inspired is actually a huge boon because “historical” does not transfer over to video games. Video games are inherently pulpy as a medium.

This looks like a Russian take on a narrative focused choice heavy RPG. Considering that westerners can no longer tell enjoyable narratives due to the zog influence and japs tell the same second hand embarrassment inducing gnostic story about killing God across every jrpg it will be interesting to see the Russian take on this formula. I think regardless of how the game turns out it will be enjoyable for RPG fans just to see what they end up doing and if it succeeds or explodes comically.

Russians all being raised on morrowind and the star wars prequels has made it so the media they create is always bizarre, soulful, and over the top. I love it.

[rusty_shackleford]

russia has always had a very poor gamedev scene for whatever reason

[KnightoftheWind]

I have a hunch it's due to the rampant piracy in the region, so making games specifically for Russians would lead to low sales as a result. And if they wanted to publish it elsewhere, they would need to localize it and that isn't especially doable in recent times.

[Vergil]

idk... still looks like an asset flip.

"Trailers" that are just a character walking slowly through an environment in unreal 5 = this "game" barely exists.

Russian games (made for Russia not garbage like pozzfinder) always have soul. Worst case scenario is you get something like pathologic that has a ton of heart and is interesting but clunky and unrefined.

I wish the greeks weren't so pozzed so that every right wing Orthdoox nigga weren't insane russophiles.
Come on bro this is quite literally
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags:
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags (russia):

[KnightoftheWind]

I can't tell this "asset flip" from an "original" AAA release, so if it is one it's on the right track. I doubt any normie could tell the difference either.

[Wretch]

idk... still looks like an asset flip.

"Trailers" that are just a character walking slowly through an environment in unreal 5 = this "game" barely exists.

Russian games (made for Russia not garbage like pozzfinder) always have soul. Worst case scenario is you get something like pathologic that has a ton of heart and is interesting but clunky and unrefined.

I wish the greeks weren't so pozzed so that every right wing Orthdoox nigga weren't insane russophiles.
Come on bro this is quite literally
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags:
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags (russia):

I don’t like much of Russian culture so you’re pretty off the mark on this one. If you haven’t played pathologic 2 I recommend you do so, it’s a very interesting game.

[Vergil]

idk... still looks like an asset flip.

"Trailers" that are just a character walking slowly through an environment in unreal 5 = this "game" barely exists.

Russian games (made for Russia not garbage like pozzfinder) always have soul. Worst case scenario is you get something like pathologic that has a ton of heart and is interesting but clunky and unrefined.

I wish the greeks weren't so pozzed so that every right wing Orthdoox nigga weren't insane russophiles.
Come on bro this is quite literally
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags:
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags (russia):

I don’t like much of Russian culture so you’re pretty off the mark on this one.

Between this and that goofy awful looking schizo film you're making it a hard conclusion not to come to.

[Wretch]

"Trailers" that are just a character walking slowly through an environment in unreal 5 = this "game" barely exists.

I wish the greeks weren't so pozzed so that every right wing Orthdoox nigga weren't insane russophiles.
Come on bro this is quite literally
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags:
Shitty asset flip with nothing but red flags (russia):

I don’t like much of Russian culture so you’re pretty off the mark on this one.

Between this and that goofy awful looking schizo film you're making it a hard conclusion not to come to.

If you’re sperging out about Children Versus Wizards idk what to tell you. Anybody who can’t appreciate a Christian charity group and a couple of Russian Orthodox Priests facetiously clowning on the western antichrist system is pretty jaded and demoralized.

I know a lot of Russians in person and they share gems like these with me. My views on their culture and media are seen through the lens of actually interacting with and experiencing them, which is to say reality. Obviously my views will differ from people who have some warped internet idea of their culture and just see it through the lens whatever internet memes and political propaganda they come across.

[NEG]

I knew Suka or Smut or whatever it's called would be Eurojank garbage at best and total scam vaporware at worst.

That trailer with all the Bloom looks like a Skyrim mod.

[herkzter]

i'd rather play mount and blade: with fire and sword or some warband total conversion instead of this. it doesn't look very engaging, with what the cutscenes to pad everything out

[rusty_shackleford]

I don’t like much of Russian culture so you’re pretty off the mark on this one. If you haven’t played pathologic 2 I recommend you do so, it’s a very interesting game.

pathologic 2 is like half of the entirety of rusian games worth playing

[Nammu Archag]

I like Russian games

[ManjuShri]

Lizards Mus Die just had a recent co-op update.

Have a good day, Slavic brothers!

Today, finally, according to your requests, we are releasing a major addition for the Lizards must die game. Call your bros and friends, now the treacherous lizards can be scattered together! Drink strong kvass or Baikal water, and go into battle!

What awaits you, Russian brothers:
1) Cooperative game mode. Hit the become a voivode button and invite your friends to join your adventures!
2) The opportunity to play with 4 or even 5, if you really want, heroes!
3) New adventures of Rus - map of AFRICA! Help the black-Russian brothers to clear the pyramids of foot-and-mouth disease
4) New types of snake lizards in Africa, a new enemy and a new miniboss
5) A new character is Mstislav Dubolyub, a master of a two-handed club, slow but POWERFUL
6) WE FIXED A LOT OF BUGS, lizards now don't kick your ass at any point in the game, and alien herods don't trample the player 24/7
7) Two new achievements
8) Another new character is VICTOR, the master of the spear and shield, an original skin and a new appearance, all proceeds will go to the development of a NEW GAME

[Oyster Sauce]

Lizards Mus Die just had a recent co-op update.

Have a good day, Slavic brothers!

Today, finally, according to your requests, we are releasing a major addition for the Lizards must die game. Call your bros and friends, now the treacherous lizards can be scattered together! Drink strong kvass or Baikal water, and go into battle!

What awaits you, Russian brothers:
1) Cooperative game mode. Hit the become a voivode button and invite your friends to join your adventures!
2) The opportunity to play with 4 or even 5, if you really want, heroes!
3) New adventures of Rus - map of AFRICA! Help the black-Russian brothers to clear the pyramids of foot-and-mouth disease
4) New types of snake lizards in Africa, a new enemy and a new miniboss
5) A new character is Mstislav Dubolyub, a master of a two-handed club, slow but POWERFUL
6) WE FIXED A LOT OF BUGS, lizards now don't kick your ass at any point in the game, and alien herods don't trample the player 24/7
7) Two new achievements
8) Another new character is VICTOR, the master of the spear and shield, an original skin and a new appearance, all proceeds will go to the development of a NEW GAME

@Tweed @Vergil

[Vergil]

Lizards Mus Die just had a recent co-op update.

Have a good day, Slavic brothers!

Today, finally, according to your requests, we are releasing a major addition for the Lizards must die game. Call your bros and friends, now the treacherous lizards can be scattered together! Drink strong kvass or Baikal water, and go into battle!

What awaits you, Russian brothers:
1) Cooperative game mode. Hit the become a voivode button and invite your friends to join your adventures!
2) The opportunity to play with 4 or even 5, if you really want, heroes!
3) New adventures of Rus - map of AFRICA! Help the black-Russian brothers to clear the pyramids of foot-and-mouth disease
4) New types of snake lizards in Africa, a new enemy and a new miniboss
5) A new character is Mstislav Dubolyub, a master of a two-handed club, slow but POWERFUL
6) WE FIXED A LOT OF BUGS, lizards now don't kick your ass at any point in the game, and alien herods don't trample the player 24/7
7) Two new achievements
8) Another new character is VICTOR, the master of the spear and shield, an original skin and a new appearance, all proceeds will go to the development of a NEW GAME

@Tweed @Vergil

Wow. That is DISGUSTING. Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Ignorant crap. It makes me sick. Inhuman. VILE! NO!

[Wretch]

Lizards Mus Die just had a recent co-op update.

Have a good day, Slavic brothers!

Today, finally, according to your requests, we are releasing a major addition for the Lizards must die game. Call your bros and friends, now the treacherous lizards can be scattered together! Drink strong kvass or Baikal water, and go into battle!

What awaits you, Russian brothers:
1) Cooperative game mode. Hit the become a voivode button and invite your friends to join your adventures!
2) The opportunity to play with 4 or even 5, if you really want, heroes!
3) New adventures of Rus - map of AFRICA! Help the black-Russian brothers to clear the pyramids of foot-and-mouth disease
4) New types of snake lizards in Africa, a new enemy and a new miniboss
5) A new character is Mstislav Dubolyub, a master of a two-handed club, slow but POWERFUL
6) WE FIXED A LOT OF BUGS, lizards now don't kick your ass at any point in the game, and alien herods don't trample the player 24/7
7) Two new achievements
8) Another new character is VICTOR, the master of the spear and shield, an original skin and a new appearance, all proceeds will go to the development of a NEW GAME

@Tweed @Vergil

Wow. That is DISGUSTING. Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Ignorant crap. It makes me sick. Inhuman. VILE! NO!

You had your chance to live an honest life in chains toiling away in the kwama mines but it’s too late now. Now the black-Russian brothers of africa have come to cleanse you unholy creatures.

[Tweed]

Lizards Mus Die just had a recent co-op update.

Have a good day, Slavic brothers!

Today, finally, according to your requests, we are releasing a major addition for the Lizards must die game. Call your bros and friends, now the treacherous lizards can be scattered together! Drink strong kvass or Baikal water, and go into battle!

What awaits you, Russian brothers:
1) Cooperative game mode. Hit the become a voivode button and invite your friends to join your adventures!
2) The opportunity to play with 4 or even 5, if you really want, heroes!
3) New adventures of Rus - map of AFRICA! Help the black-Russian brothers to clear the pyramids of foot-and-mouth disease
4) New types of snake lizards in Africa, a new enemy and a new miniboss
5) A new character is Mstislav Dubolyub, a master of a two-handed club, slow but POWERFUL
6) WE FIXED A LOT OF BUGS, lizards now don't kick your ass at any point in the game, and alien herods don't trample the player 24/7
7) Two new achievements
8) Another new character is VICTOR, the master of the spear and shield, an original skin and a new appearance, all proceeds will go to the development of a NEW GAME

@Tweed @Vergil

DELETE THIS!

[maidenhaver]

Lizards are disgusting.

[Vergil]

Lizards are disgusting.

The cold blood stare: when a hairless pigskin ape says something so hot headed you gotta hit em with the cold blood stare

[maidenhaver]

I built your cage for my amusement, because the lizards brain is a box of amusement.

[Wretch]

I don’t like much of Russian culture so you’re pretty off the mark on this one. If you haven’t played pathologic 2 I recommend you do so, it’s a very interesting game.

pathologic 2 is like half of the entirety of rusian games worth playing

Pathologic 2 is like half of the games released in the last decade worth playing.

[Galdred]

- at this moment the game is considered to be a VK Play exclusive, i.e. likely won't appear on Steam.

Fucking NATO kikes.

They could just open a branch in Malta, like everyone else does these days, so it must be some variation of VK exclusive indeed.

[Element]

russia has always had a very poor gamedev scene for whatever reason

More 'big' companies to nab programmers eg. yandex and vk, whilst the artists would prefer to work on commission for western companies. Ukraine didn't have the former, so more people chanced making games instead.

[wndrbr]

a whopping hour of pure gameplay. The downside is that you're gonna have to endure some thot's face in the left side of the screen.



Looks like a real game, albeit a bad one.

[Rand]

japs tell the same second hand embarrassment inducing gnostic story about killing God across every jrpg

I forget which one (possibly Dragon Quest VII), but I remember playing a JRPG where you can meet and recruit "God" to your town.

[maidenhaver]

Its bad enough they let a woman speak, but I can't watch a woman play as a man. Its troon behavior.

[Vaako]

looks more like assassins creed vahalla, with enemy healthbars, the ui and human enemies which are hp sponges if they arent even wearing plate armor.

[Vergil]

You've got me fucked up if you think I'm watching a slavnigger let alone a female one play some janky scam game for an hour.