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The All-Purpose Gaming Showcase Thread - Now with 20% more Zest

Posted: May 28th, 2025, 21:52
by Finarfin
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https://www.summergamefest.com/
I'm preparing the thread for the summer game fest that is happening on June 6th.
Going to watch them all to the best of my ability (Timezones and stuff might prevent me from watching some, I'll rewatch them in that case)
State of Unreal DONE
June 3, 2025
6:30 am PT / 9:30 am ET
What’s next for Unreal Engine and the Epic ecosystem
PlayStation: State of Play DONE
June 4, 2025
2:00 pm PT / 5:00 am ETPlayStation presents 40 minutes of updates from game creators across the globe.
Summer Game Fest DONE
June 6, 2025
2:00 PM PT / 5:00 PM ET
Live from YouTube Theater, join Geoff Keighley and thousands of fans for a look at what's next in video games.
Day of the Devs DONE
June 6, 2025
4:00 PM PT / 7:00 PM ET
A look at upcoming indie games from the non-profit Day of the Devs.
Wholesome Direct DONE
June 7, 2025
9:00 AM PT / 12:00 PM ET
Get ready for a vibrant lineup of artistic, uplifting, and emotionally resonant games from developers of all sizes from around the world.
Women-Led Games SKIPPED
June 7, 2025
10:00 AM PT / 1:00 PM ET
Women-Led Games returns this June in partnership with Summer Game Fest for their second year in a row! ☀️
Latin American Games Showcase SKIPPED
June 7, 2025
11:00 AM PT / 2:00 PM ET
A first look at the future of Latin American indie games—50+ titles, one vibrant region.
South East Asian Games Showcase SKIPPED
June 7, 2025
12:00 PM PT / 3:00 PM ET
Sharing exclusive game announcements and updates by developers from Southeast Asia.
Green Games SKIPPED
June 7, 2025
1:00 PM PT / 4:00 PM ET
Discover how the world’s most exciting games are driving real-world change.
Frosty Games Fest SKIPPED
June 7, 2025
4:00 PM PT / 7:00 PM ET
Frosty Games Fest is a showcase of the coolest upcoming and recently released games made in Australia and Aotearoa New Zealand.
Xbox Games Showcase
June 8, 2025
10:00 AM PT / 1:00 PM ET
Xbox reveals what's next, followed by The Outer Worlds 2 Direct.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: May 28th, 2025, 21:53
by rusty_shackleford
that's spring

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: May 28th, 2025, 21:54
by loregamer
Half Life 3 surely announced

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: May 28th, 2025, 21:55
by Vergil
How zesty we talkin?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: May 29th, 2025, 00:33
by Roguey
I don't remember last year's Geoffs being this gay, god ****.

Going to ignore all that **** and just laugh my way through the main event and xbox and then dreamily look at Frankie during the PC gaming show as usual.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 3rd, 2025, 13:46
by Finarfin
State of Unreal
June 3, 2025
6:30 am PT / 9:30 am ET
What’s next for Unreal Engine and the Epic ecosystem

Alright first up is Unreal.
RP- M Rating

Spheres of water? Oh just the opening.

Horses. Some guys are on the road and something keeps attacking them. Guy gets attacked by a winged monster. Could be Witcher 1 remake. Monster eats the guy. Someone picks up the coin he dropped and it is Ciri. She looks less ****** up now. Very curvy too.
Some polacks are on the stage. They welcome you and will show you whats next with Unreal but first CD Projekt Red.
They will show gameplay now. Game is running on a PS5 at 4k 60FPS with Raytracing it seems. We are in Kovir, Ciri is investigating the monster. You meet Kelpie, her horse. Horse riding will feel seamless and fluid. Should feel realistic. They show the tech on Kelpie, muscles stretching. But they show environment first now. They introduce Nanite Foliage. Voxel based I think which makes it easier to render? Sorry not really a big tech nerd. Environment looks great though.
Going back to Ciri now, she reaches Wargrest (?) She explores on foot now, guard reacted negative to her and spat on the ground. Ciri bounced into a npc and the basket full of apples fell. There are even dwarven guards. She now talks with the Quest giver and the game switches to cutscene seamlessly. Her mannerisms and stuff feel a bit too smug girlbossy. Now we look at Characters and their interactions. We see a fishmonger selling his goods. NPCs will react to changes in the environments and NPCs will gather around when there is entertainment. New animation framework. There are 300 animation agents at the same time without impacting performance. Last check in with Ciri. She is now outside the village. Didn't understand the guy because of the accent but they showed a keep at the end.
Thats it from them and now Julien comes onto the stage.

Sorry but the technical stuff you have to watch yourself.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 3rd, 2025, 13:53
by Finarfin
Gotta have to stop watching since this is all more technical stuff and less about the games themselves tbh. They show the tech behind it sooo. See ya tomorrow I guess for the absolute state of play.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 3rd, 2025, 13:59
by gerey
Where are the uppity black women at?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 3rd, 2025, 15:45
by Finarfin
OMG ******* GOD, I HAVE HAD IT.
There is a animated Predator movie coming out called Killer of Killers, apparently with Vikings and of course the main viking is a ******* ugly *** woman.
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SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 19:43
by Finarfin
PlayStation: State of Play
June 4, 2025
2:00 pm PT / 5:00 am ETPlayStation presents 40 minutes of updates from game creators across the globe.
Next up is Sony.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 20:13
by Oyster Sauce
game creators
So this is their solution to artists not being developers, huh?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 20:15
by gerey
Finarfin wrote: June 3rd, 2025, 15:45
the main viking is a ******* ugly *** woman
That's a woman?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 20:18
by Finarfin
gerey wrote: June 4th, 2025, 20:15
Finarfin wrote: June 3rd, 2025, 15:45
the main viking is a ******* ugly *** woman
That's a woman?
Yes, unfortunately. Saw the video and she had two shields that looked like they were crescents and she was chopping men's heads off with it and even survived an onslaught of 5-6 men hacking away at her while she was on the ground covering herself with a shield.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 21:55
by Finarfin
And here... we... go...

First up is:
A silhouette of a man walking. Multiple people. Trees. Buildings. Fishes. Astronauts.
A woman starts singing.
A Tetris like game with music and background happening. A lot of happening during gameplay.
Lumines arise Fall 2025
Game Director and Executive Producer talk about the game. Talking in Jap. Not really interesting. Just go to the next game.

Next up:
What comes after dreaming?
Some zesty sounding guy talks. Lunafilament? Generative AI? Delphi Corp. Glitches. Some dude saying something wants to kill them.
Little girl talks to a guy. Guy takes her with him. She helps with combat. Her name is Diana.
Pragmata. 2026 its real xd

Some weird looking game. They are eating curry. Guy gets attacked and dies in 15 secs but his grandpa sticks something in his eye.
We see bots going through him. Romeo is a Deadman. Action-Adventure, very bloody. Looks like 360 games. Coming 2026
Very wacky because grasshopper manufacture. Suda51 talks about it. Cuhrazy wacky.

Nexto up!
Silent Hill f.
MC talks with a schoolmate. Flashback - "You traitor"
Title screen.
Creepy sounds and environments. She runs away from something. A creepy cut up looking dollwoman attacks her, then a fat blob monster. She gets stabbed and wakes up on the floor. She walks through a field where her schoolmates are all propped up like scarecrows. A girl is crying and says she hates being alone. Then a maiden screams.
September 25th.

Going on:
16th Century. A man talks about an evil being defeated and horrors beyond all imagination.
2d platformer like Castlevania. Ikemen as protagonists (one even spoke french) @Vergil
Multiple outfits.
Bloodstained The Scarlet Engagement

Bandai Namco. Digimon Story
Looks very polished, kinda persona like.
Characters look nice. Protag can be male or female.
A lot of digimon. 2025 October 3rd.

Square Enix. Ivalice? Oh a remaster/remake of FF Tactics.
Classic and Enhanced included. 30.09.2025
Full voiced, graphical enhancement.

Next game is "special" because funny.
The cringe ****** looking game where you control the guy's feet. ******* gay and a waste of time, space and development costs.
Baby Steps September 8, 2025

Hirogami, action adventure. You change shapes into frogs, planes, armadillo and even an ape.
September 3rd, 2025

Hotshots, new entry in the series. You get pac man as a pre order bonus.
September 5th, 2025

Ninja Gaiden Ragebound. 2d platformer and made by the team of Blasphemous.
July 31, 2025

Cairn. Survival climbing game. You play a disgusting looking brown foid. You have to bandage yourself up and stuff.
November 5th,2025

Digital Eclipse?
Game Collections?
Mortal Kombat Collection. 2025

Playstation controller for fighting games.

Konami. MGS3 Delta. Gameplay. Looks cool. Ape Escape is in too. Based.
28.08.2025 and also Online Mode?

Spiritstones. Koei Tecmo. Another Ikemen Protag. Team Ninja.
NIOH 3. Cool enemies so far. You can switch between samurai and ninja? His armor changed from samurai armor to ninja gear on the fly.
Tokugawa Takechiyo introduces himself at the end.
Open fields now, no more stages.
Early 2026 Demo available

VR2 Game. Some bri'ish woman talks. A guard walks. Some thief. Please don't tell me this IS Thief.
Eidos Montreal. Oh oh... It is Thief VR Legacy of Shadow...

Tidewalker. Road 96 Devs. Some negro sounding woman talks with the MC. Breaks into an office.
Multiplayer Story. You can see what players did and see how they decided. You have to deal with their consequences. A fat lipped ****** monkey appears.
Tides of Tomorrow Feb 24 2026

Astro Bot dude talks.
Talks about the added content and how nice it was to win the award. And announces 5 new levels and new bots. And says the astro bot controller comes back.

Underwater. Memories go, memories stay.
Sea of Remnants
A pirate game with puppet like people? You have a ship, there is combat, both land and sea. Big bosses at sea. An Ariel looking boss.
Main character is swept ashore. Stands up and his friends walk past him. 2026.


Desert. Someone riding a sword. From the Abzu devs. Very cool looking. Different biomes. Deserts, Snowy Mountains, lush grass filled plains, you can do tricks.
Sword of the Sea. August 19,2025

Showing a bit of FBC Firebreak. Coop game set in the Control world.

PS PLUS Classics gets Deus Ex, Twisted Metal 3 and 4, Resident evil 2 and 3, Myst and Riven too.

Snowy mountains. IOI. James Bond 007. Two browns arguing about him. A poo lady and a ****** man.
Talking about how he is not a good fit. But poo says she is.
A young James Bond. Another ****** woman.
Bond looks like the ****** from the Boys.
A lot of brown allies and white bad guys.
Car chase. He looks either young and sometimes like some old guy.
First Light 007 - 2026

Ghost of Yotei with that disgusting non-binary foid *****. Insta ignore, sorry. GOY can suck it.
Nice, already done. **** that ****.

Another Playstation Studio game and made by ARC.
Marvel. Fighting game with Marvel characters, Cap and Iron Man duke it out, Cap calls Poo in the Loo Marvel, and Iron Man calls Spider-Man. A lot of characters switch. Ghost Rider and Star lord. Doom. Storm. 4v4 Tag Team Battles.
Looks cool but nothing for me. I guess atleast the characters look cool and the women non ugly.

Marvel Tokon Fighting Souls 2026

Showing the games in a fast cut trailer.
That's it. Quite literally a nothing burger.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 22:19
by DrSneed
Finally a remake that includes the multiplayer
MGO IS BACK BABY

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 4th, 2025, 22:53
by Unhelpful Contrarian
Finarfin wrote: June 4th, 2025, 21:55

PS PLUS Classics gets Deus Ex, Twisted Metal 3 and 4, Resident evil 2 and 3, Myst and Riven too.
The State of Play showcase was meh but Deus Ex PS2 port coming to PS Plus was the most exciting part of the show.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 5th, 2025, 01:57
by Oyster Sauce
Pedophiles and brown women are eating good this year!

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 5th, 2025, 13:04
by J1M
I've been looking forward to the Bond game because it's being made by the Hitman team. The race swapping of characters is so tiresome.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 5th, 2025, 13:29
by Unhelpful Contrarian
J1M wrote: June 5th, 2025, 13:04
I've been looking forward to the Bond game because it's being made by the Hitman team. The race swapping of characters is so tiresome.
I don’t know how you wouldn’t think it wouldn’t be woke considering the direction of the recent film and now the IP being owned by Amazon.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 5th, 2025, 13:44
by J1M
Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: June 5th, 2025, 13:29
J1M wrote: June 5th, 2025, 13:04
I've been looking forward to the Bond game because it's being made by the Hitman team. The race swapping of characters is so tiresome.
I don’t know how you wouldn’t think it wouldn’t be woke considering the direction of the recent film and now the IP being owned by Amazon.
I said it was tiresome, not a surprise.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 6th, 2025, 11:02
by Finarfin
Summer Game Fest
June 6, 2025
2:00 PM PT / 5:00 PM ET
Live from YouTube Theater, join Geoff Keighley and thousands of fans for a look at what's next in video games.
NEXT UP

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 6th, 2025, 19:30
by krokodil
you forgot the switch 2 direct
edit: wait that was 2 months ago? wtf time is moving too fast I could have sworn there was something Nintendo related a week ago... maybe there will direct announced next week they usually have one in june

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 6th, 2025, 19:50
by Finarfin
seems like nintendo is at the summer games fest it seems?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 6th, 2025, 19:53
by krokodil
Finarfin wrote: June 6th, 2025, 19:50
seems like nintendo is at the summer games fest it seems?
probably just sponsoring it and showing ads for switch 2, I doubt they'd announce anything there. maybe switch 2 edition of smash or something

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 6th, 2025, 23:00
by Finarfin
WHITE BOY SUMMER!

Alright.
Doritos Pope is on stage.
Who the **** is Donte/Dante?
New games will be shown.

Top Selling games on steam shown.
REPO, Wilds, Schedule 1, Oblivion, KCD2, Expedition 33, Split Fiction, Inzoi, CIV VII, Nightreign.

Cheering for Expedition 33. No Awards now apparently, end of the year though.
Talk talk talk.

New Game:
Dead Trees, creepy tone. Rock music starts blasting. A lot of brutal finishers. Shotguns, boltguns and melee weapons. Soulslike for sure. A lot of big fuckers to fight. Mortal Shell 2, oh forgot about that. 2026.

Fortnite now. Tomorrow they will add the Death Star Sabotage Event. June 7.

Legendary Game Creator. Hideous Kojima. Showing off Death Stranding 2. Talking... ZZZ... ZZZ...

New Trailer of Death Stranding. You see a guy walking to a door. He sees a woman at a desk. Goes up to her. Wants to smoke but the woman says.
Lucy is the womans name. Neil is the guy.
Not sure what to describe here since it is just a cutscene. IF it were atleast gameplay or ****.
Boring PR talk. I'll just wait for the PC version, also he has a new actor to jack off to. Some Italian guy.
Sunday will be a gameplay premiere.

Raw Power Games.
Knights. Walking between his soldiers, Riders attack pikemen. Knight on horse. Gameplay switch. You see a lot of troops.
Chronicles Medieval. EA 2026, seems like we play french?

Sonic Racing Crossworlds now.
It is basically Mario Kart but Sonic and other sega characters. Looks cool.

Takashi Iizuka talks engrish.
Minecraft gets added to the game.

Action RPG Bandai Namco. Fantasy.
Broken Buildings. Anime characters. Eerie tone and messed up looking enemies. Seems like you can rewind time to prevent things from happening. Gameplay switch, fast paced and probably soulslike (again), you can ride a motocycle. Huge *** bosses. Code Vein 2. 2026

Epic Games
Section 9. Dark Hallways. People walking. Top Down horror survival shooter. End of Abyss 2026.

That ****** boomershooter with mouses. Mouse PI for Hire.
Troy Baker is the MC

RTS, PC. Fantasy Franchise?
Game of Thrones. Jon Snow fights against the Night King. Jaime is there too. Daenerys . Jon keeps fighting. Her dragon blasts across the fields and her unsullied attack the enemies. Jon dies. Daenerys too. Jon wakes up as a servant of the night king.
War for Westeros. 2026.

FPS Action Adventure RPG.

Mundfish. We are in Space. A whale is created by robots. We see someone shooting a robot. Some military dudes walking.
A masked woman. Atomic Heart 2.
We see different locales, You can use hooks,get new powers and guns. you even control planes. Strip Club in Space with aliens. A lot of ****** up looking mosters. Hot women. Guy hugs a robot.

Something additional.
A giant cube in the sky. An old man narrates this all. We see hot women walking around, soldiers and also monsters. Extraction Shooter in the Atomic Heart world. The Cube Atomic Universe. MMORPG apparently.

Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Retro 4-Player Beat em Up. We meet the next characters. Rocket Raccoon and She Hulk beat up some baddies. Venom is there too, Wolverine too.

Capcom. Onimusha. Musashi fights demons, he has two cool looking clubs next to his Katana. He fights against an Ogre, very cool. Some rival with dreads lol. We see a woman emerge from his Gauntlet.
2026

Puppets? Comedic Storytelling and Fighting.
Some puppets, Boxing, guy is a wimp. He is fighting for the Orphanage. Looks like Punch-Out with Puppets
Felt That Boxing

No, we do not wishlist that.

In Deception we Trust.

Different characters. Wolves and lambs. Murder Mystery Action Game. Kill someone and clues will be left behind, Killers have to kill (duh) and Lambs have to get them ousted.
Killer Inn

TGA 2021 announced. Arc Raiders. ****** Extraction Shooter, don't bother.
(upcoming multiplayer, extraction adventure, set in a lethal future earth, ravaged by a mysterious mechanized threat known as ARC.) Won't react but first character is a negress.


DUNC. Do we have to talk about this? It is already in Advanced Access. Won't react to this.



Chrono Odyssey.
June 20th- 22 Beta

Wuthering Waves, new content update. A lot of tiddies. Cool looking locales. June 12.

Explore the Vessel. 2D- Platformer with combat akin to Hollow Knight
Mio Memories in Orbit

Stop Motion Coop Game, Out of Words.

Blonde dude and brown haired girl. Reminds me of It Takes two but 2D only. Seems like the two MCs get along well.

August Mafia Old Country.
Trailer. Enzo talks to the daughter of the mob boss. He gets introduced to the family business. He commits to the family. Isabela gets kidnapped, meaning this is family business now. August 8.

Lego Voyagers. 2 Player Coop. You build things to get further. Be it bridges, or even vehicles. Cute game. We see a rocket launching.

Nickelodeon

A powerful mage summons adventurers. Spongebob fights against enemies. Fall 2025.
Nicktoons and the Forces of Destiny.

Lies of P addon. A monstrous boss appears. P has a bow, gets claws. (He even looked like Dante in one scene)
A pretty blue lady shows up. P gets brutalized by bosses.
Today released.

Serenity Forge Publishers.
Doki Doki meets Silent Hill.

True Story? We walk through a house and garden. We plant. We cut tomatoes. We follow creepy things. Fractured Blooms.

Blade and Soul Neo and Heroes.

Gameplay, Kung Fun shieet. warlock class soon. Blade and Soul Neo now on Steam.
Diverse cast of characters fight against monsters. Turn-based it seems.

One Punch Man bad guy? Saitama? Crystal of Atlan Crossover with OPM

Gay Seven Deadly Sins Origins. Gay because it makes the demons the good guys and the angels bad guys.
Looks like an Action RPG instead of the upteemth fighting game 1v1

State of Unreal stuff recapped.

Jurassic Park, another park game. Evolution 3 I think. Ah Jurassic World Evolution 3. You can drive around it seems.
21 October 2025.

Yacht Club Games. Shovel Knight.
Next IP, Mina the Hollower?
Ah the mouse game. October 31
Looks like a nice oldschool game.

A letter from someone. Skip Silksong trailer lol. Homosexual Deadpool Meta Quest game.
Won't react to this. But wait. Ofcourse he says "He deserves this, he is a fascist" while pushing his head on propellers.

Dying Light The Beast.
City overgrown with nature. The Baron is the next bad guy. He experiments with humans to make them into super monsters. Very creepy and zombies look sick. You can drive cars. Parcour looks great. You get guns, melee weapons and can even use beast mode. August 22, this year. (I will get it for free)

Inspiration of Coming of age movies.
Mixtape (Annapurna)
Characters look like your average woke whores and *******. Has low-fps animations. You basically play anti-cop fucktard teens.

A demon. Heroes stand in anticipation. Top-down action rpg. Similar to Hades. Characters might be able to bond? Japanese styled. Towa and the Guardians of the sacred tree.
September 19

Solo Dev. Acts of Blood Summer 2026
Action Adventure with brutal fist fights and X-ray. has parcour and also melee weapons.ranged weapons too.

Tribute Games
Universal, Toronto 20XX. Different evil groups. ****** looking artstyle. Scott Pilgrim beat em up gayme. Looks very gay.
(duh, it's toronto)
Scott Pilgrim EX

Maggie Robinson, Resident Evil Village.

Price reduction for RE Village, REmake 4. Capcom Sale.

First Descendant trailer. Different characters after battle doing their stuff. Vehicles, big mechs.
Breakthrough August 7

Very chaotic. SCUM gets 1.0 release it seems, but who the **** cares? June 17.

Mindseye gameplay trailer. Ugly looking negress. Looks like a pretty cool action adventure though.
Hitman gets a crossover with Hitman.
Hakan Abrak talks about Hitman.
Hitman and Bond Crossover? Shadow Banker, LeCHIFFRE is in.
Mads, the man himself is on stage. coolio.

Update, the mission is now live and if you play it now, you get a reward for the 007 game.

Party game, lego game?
Lego Party. This is literally just Mario Party.
2025

Wildgate. Team-Shooter 20 players on ships.
July 24th on all platforms.
Entry and player starts killing before the ship explodes. Looks like a PVP game again. Pass on this ****.
Looks pretty gay.
June 9 Beta

Guacamelee devs. Alone or Coop.
Blighted.
Some guys do something with a dead guy. People who eat mysterious fruits see their past lives and share the knowledge.
A top down game similar to Hades. Interesting.

ILL
FPS Survival Horror.
Disgusting looking monsters. Brutal looking gore. Very eerie.

MECHA BREAK.
Aerial and Ground combat.
Release date soon.
Timer goes down. News talks about something. Mechs are shown.
People run away from catastrophe. Mechs rescue them. Mechs fighting against eachother.
Lots of explosions and shields getting ripped apart.
July 1.2025

Small scale players.
Infinitesimals
Gun, aims to see robots. We play bugs. Stealth, Fast paced bug and robot fighting.

Candle lit. RPD. RESIDENT EVIL
Someone sings happy birthday. (Oh Maggie Robertson)

Jun Takeuchi talks.
New Resident Evil soon.

Kenny Omega. C.Viper and Alex, Ingrid, Sagat. Street Fighter Six gets these guys.

Night Street. Some dude is walking.
A third person multiplayer shooter with cartoony artsyle. Heroes. Capture the Flag.
Last Flag. Looks fine tbh. 1970s

Wuchang Fallen Feathers.
July 24th
We see dead people.
An old man casting something.
The MC fighting against a boss, and another one and another one.
A feathered Lady shows up. Very extreme things.
MC is lying on the ground half naked.

Brass Lion.
Night, street lights. Wu-Tang Clan?
Rise of the Deceiver.
An action game but with a negress MC?
Coop game.

Guild Wars 2, player housing. Double EXP all week long.
Different scenes from different players.

Epic games Store. Mongil (Guessing the players of this can be called Mongiloids)
Another gacha game, yawn.
Wuthering Waves, Splitgate 2 and other games available on EGS

Switch 2 Cyberpunk short.

Action Roguelike.
Kazoos, really?
Some red and black thing pulls out his tooth. drinks and then pukes outside.
Some satan looking thing throws him into a well. He has to fight enemies, oh it has coop.
Into the Unwell.

Splitgate 2 (the Troonshooter)
Cries about muh cod and he wishes titanfall 3 came out. Buddy your game is literally *****: The Game.

A woman sings on the stage.
A man stands up and walks outside the club. and lights up a smoke walking upstairs. We see a lively city, jazz plays. 1943.
Different scenes. Fighting. Choices. Daito.
Project Century is now Stranger than Heaven.

One final announcement

Very special.

People walking in a office building.
Woman tipping and writing a report.
Grace Ashcroft. Talking to the black guy.
FBI? Tech Analyst? Remnant Hotel?
Creepy hallway. Missing posters.
People walking. Creepy guy talking about chosen one.
Desolate cityscape.
RESIDENT EVIL.
REQUIEM.
February 27, 2026.
Shifts in tone and gameplay. Cinematic action?

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 7th, 2025, 00:11
by Unhelpful Contrarian
Finarfin wrote: June 6th, 2025, 23:00
WHITE BOY SUMMER!

Alright.
Doritos Pope is on stage.
Who the **** is Donte/Dante?
New games will be shown.

Top Selling games on steam shown.
REPO, Wilds, Schedule 1, Oblivion, KCD2, Expedition 33, Split Fiction, Inzoi, CIV VII, Nightreign.

Cheering for Expedition 33. No Awards now apparently, end of the year though.
Talk talk talk.

New Game:
Dead Trees, creepy tone. Rock music starts blasting. A lot of brutal finishers. Shotguns, boltguns and melee weapons. Soulslike for sure. A lot of big fuckers to fight. Mortal Shell 2, oh forgot about that. 2026.

Fortnite now. Tomorrow they will add the Death Star Sabotage Event. June 7.

Legendary Game Creator. Hideous Kojima. Showing off Death Stranding 2. Talking... ZZZ... ZZZ...

New Trailer of Death Stranding. You see a guy walking to a door. He sees a woman at a desk. Goes up to her. Wants to smoke but the woman says.
Lucy is the womans name. Neil is the guy.
Not sure what to describe here since it is just a cutscene. IF it were atleast gameplay or ****.
Boring PR talk. I'll just wait for the PC version, also he has a new actor to jack off to. Some Italian guy.
Sunday will be a gameplay premiere.

Raw Power Games.
Knights. Walking between his soldiers, Riders attack pikemen. Knight on horse. Gameplay switch. You see a lot of troops.
Chronicles Medieval. EA 2026, seems like we play french?

Sonic Racing Crossworlds now.
It is basically Mario Kart but Sonic and other sega characters. Looks cool.

Takashi Iizuka talks engrish.
Minecraft gets added to the game.

Action RPG Bandai Namco. Fantasy.
Broken Buildings. Anime characters. Eerie tone and messed up looking enemies. Seems like you can rewind time to prevent things from happening. Gameplay switch, fast paced and probably soulslike (again), you can ride a motocycle. Huge *** bosses. Code Vein 2. 2026

Epic Games
Section 9. Dark Hallways. People walking. Top Down horror survival shooter. End of Abyss 2026.

That ****** boomershooter with mouses. Mouse PI for Hire.
Troy Baker is the MC

RTS, PC. Fantasy Franchise?
Game of Thrones. Jon Snow fights against the Night King. Jaime is there too. Daenerys . Jon keeps fighting. Her dragon blasts across the fields and her unsullied attack the enemies. Jon dies. Daenerys too. Jon wakes up as a servant of the night king.
War for Westeros. 2026.

FPS Action Adventure RPG.

Mundfish. We are in Space. A whale is created by robots. We see someone shooting a robot. Some military dudes walking.
A masked woman. Atomic Heart 2.
We see different locales, You can use hooks,get new powers and guns. you even control planes. Strip Club in Space with aliens. A lot of ****** up looking mosters. Hot women. Guy hugs a robot.

Something additional.
A giant cube in the sky. An old man narrates this all. We see hot women walking around, soldiers and also monsters. Extraction Shooter in the Atomic Heart world. The Cube Atomic Universe. MMORPG apparently.

Marvel Cosmic Invasion. Retro 4-Player Beat em Up. We meet the next characters. Rocket Raccoon and She Hulk beat up some baddies. Venom is there too, Wolverine too.

Capcom. Onimusha. Musashi fights demons, he has two cool looking clubs next to his Katana. He fights against an Ogre, very cool. Some rival with dreads lol. We see a woman emerge from his Gauntlet.
2026

Puppets? Comedic Storytelling and Fighting.
Some puppets, Boxing, guy is a wimp. He is fighting for the Orphanage. Looks like Punch-Out with Puppets
Felt That Boxing

No, we do not wishlist that.

In Deception we Trust.

Different characters. Wolves and lambs. Murder Mystery Action Game. Kill someone and clues will be left behind, Killers have to kill (duh) and Lambs have to get them ousted.
Killer Inn

TGA 2021 announced. Arc Raiders. ****** Extraction Shooter, don't bother.
(upcoming multiplayer, extraction adventure, set in a lethal future earth, ravaged by a mysterious mechanized threat known as ARC.) Won't react but first character is a negress.


DUNC. Do we have to talk about this? It is already in Advanced Access. Won't react to this.



Chrono Odyssey.
June 20th- 22 Beta

Wuthering Waves, new content update. A lot of tiddies. Cool looking locales. June 12.

Explore the Vessel. 2D- Platformer with combat akin to Hollow Knight
Mio Memories in Orbit

Stop Motion Coop Game, Out of Words.

Blonde dude and brown haired girl. Reminds me of It Takes two but 2D only. Seems like the two MCs get along well.

August Mafia Old Country.
Trailer. Enzo talks to the daughter of the mob boss. He gets introduced to the family business. He commits to the family. Isabela gets kidnapped, meaning this is family business now. August 8.

Lego Voyagers. 2 Player Coop. You build things to get further. Be it bridges, or even vehicles. Cute game. We see a rocket launching.

Nickelodeon

A powerful mage summons adventurers. Spongebob fights against enemies. Fall 2025.
Nicktoons and the Forces of Destiny.

Lies of P addon. A monstrous boss appears. P has a bow, gets claws. (He even looked like Dante in one scene)
A pretty blue lady shows up. P gets brutalized by bosses.
Today released.

Serenity Forge Publishers.
Doki Doki meets Silent Hill.

True Story? We walk through a house and garden. We plant. We cut tomatoes. We follow creepy things. Fractured Blooms.

Blade and Soul Neo and Heroes.

Gameplay, Kung Fun shieet. warlock class soon. Blade and Soul Neo now on Steam.
Diverse cast of characters fight against monsters. Turn-based it seems.

One Punch Man bad guy? Saitama? Crystal of Atlan Crossover with OPM

Gay Seven Deadly Sins Origins. Gay because it makes the demons the good guys and the angels bad guys.
Looks like an Action RPG instead of the upteemth fighting game 1v1

State of Unreal stuff recapped.

Jurassic Park, another park game. Evolution 3 I think. Ah Jurassic World Evolution 3. You can drive around it seems.
21 October 2025.

Yacht Club Games. Shovel Knight.
Next IP, Mina the Hollower?
Ah the mouse game. October 31
Looks like a nice oldschool game.

A letter from someone. Skip Silksong trailer lol. Homosexual Deadpool Meta Quest game.
Won't react to this. But wait. Ofcourse he says "He deserves this, he is a fascist" while pushing his head on propellers.

Dying Light The Beast.
City overgrown with nature. The Baron is the next bad guy. He experiments with humans to make them into super monsters. Very creepy and zombies look sick. You can drive cars. Parcour looks great. You get guns, melee weapons and can even use beast mode. August 22, this year. (I will get it for free)

Inspiration of Coming of age movies.
Mixtape (Annapurna)
Characters look like your average woke whores and *******. Has low-fps animations. You basically play anti-cop fucktard teens.

A demon. Heroes stand in anticipation. Top-down action rpg. Similar to Hades. Characters might be able to bond? Japanese styled. Towa and the Guardians of the sacred tree.
September 19

Solo Dev. Acts of Blood Summer 2026
Action Adventure with brutal fist fights and X-ray. has parcour and also melee weapons.ranged weapons too.

Tribute Games
Universal, Toronto 20XX. Different evil groups. ****** looking artstyle. Scott Pilgrim beat em up gayme. Looks very gay.
(duh, it's toronto)
Scott Pilgrim EX

Maggie Robinson, Resident Evil Village.

Price reduction for RE Village, REmake 4. Capcom Sale.

First Descendant trailer. Different characters after battle doing their stuff. Vehicles, big mechs.
Breakthrough August 7

Very chaotic. SCUM gets 1.0 release it seems, but who the **** cares? June 17.

Mindseye gameplay trailer. Ugly looking negress. Looks like a pretty cool action adventure though.
Hitman gets a crossover with Hitman.
Hakan Abrak talks about Hitman.
Hitman and Bond Crossover? Shadow Banker, LeCHIFFRE is in.
Mads, the man himself is on stage. coolio.

Update, the mission is now live and if you play it now, you get a reward for the 007 game.

Party game, lego game?
Lego Party. This is literally just Mario Party.
2025

Wildgate. Team-Shooter 20 players on ships.
July 24th on all platforms.
Entry and player starts killing before the ship explodes. Looks like a PVP game again. Pass on this ****.
Looks pretty gay.
June 9 Beta

Guacamelee devs. Alone or Coop.
Blighted.
Some guys do something with a dead guy. People who eat mysterious fruits see their past lives and share the knowledge.
A top down game similar to Hades. Interesting.

ILL
FPS Survival Horror.
Disgusting looking monsters. Brutal looking gore. Very eerie.

MECHA BREAK.
Aerial and Ground combat.
Release date soon.
Timer goes down. News talks about something. Mechs are shown.
People run away from catastrophe. Mechs rescue them. Mechs fighting against eachother.
Lots of explosions and shields getting ripped apart.
July 1.2025

Small scale players.
Infinitesimals
Gun, aims to see robots. We play bugs. Stealth, Fast paced bug and robot fighting.

Candle lit. RPD. RESIDENT EVIL
Someone sings happy birthday. (Oh Maggie Robertson)

Jun Takeuchi talks.
New Resident Evil soon.

Kenny Omega. C.Viper and Alex, Ingrid, Sagat. Street Fighter Six gets these guys.

Night Street. Some dude is walking.
A third person multiplayer shooter with cartoony artsyle. Heroes. Capture the Flag.
Last Flag. Looks fine tbh. 1970s

Wuchang Fallen Feathers.
July 24th
We see dead people.
An old man casting something.
The MC fighting against a boss, and another one and another one.
A feathered Lady shows up. Very extreme things.
MC is lying on the ground half naked.

Brass Lion.
Night, street lights. Wu-Tang Clan?
Rise of the Deceiver.
An action game but with a negress MC?
Coop game.

Guild Wars 2, player housing. Double EXP all week long.
Different scenes from different players.

Epic games Store. Mongil (Guessing the players of this can be called Mongiloids)
Another gacha game, yawn.
Wuthering Waves, Splitgate 2 and other games available on EGS

Switch 2 Cyberpunk short.

Action Roguelike.
Kazoos, really?
Some red and black thing pulls out his tooth. drinks and then pukes outside.
Some satan looking thing throws him into a well. He has to fight enemies, oh it has coop.
Into the Unwell.

Splitgate 2 (the Troonshooter)
Cries about muh cod and he wishes titanfall 3 came out. Buddy your game is literally *****: The Game.

A woman sings on the stage.
A man stands up and walks outside the club. and lights up a smoke walking upstairs. We see a lively city, jazz plays. 1943.
Different scenes. Fighting. Choices. Daito.
Project Century is now Stranger than Heaven.

One final announcement

Very special.

People walking in a office building.
Woman tipping and writing a report.
Grace Ashcroft. Talking to the black guy.
FBI? Tech Analyst? Remnant Hotel?
Creepy hallway. Missing posters.
People walking. Creepy guy talking about chosen one.
Desolate cityscape.
RESIDENT EVIL.
REQUIEM.
February 27, 2026.
Shifts in tone and gameplay. Cinematic action?
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SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 7th, 2025, 00:26
by Finarfin
Waste of ******* time. Maybe 2-3 good games and that's it

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 7th, 2025, 00:36
by methoxetamine
Kinda disappointed about the Lies of P DLC shadowdropping, I wanted to prepare for it properly but now I have to get all the way to chapter 9 on a fresh run. Gay, I might try to download a save

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 7th, 2025, 00:37
by Unhelpful Contrarian
Finarfin wrote: June 7th, 2025, 00:26
Waste of ******* time. Maybe 2-3 good games and that's it
I didn’t think it could worse than Sony’s State of Play but they somehow found a way.

SUMMER GAME FEST 2025- It's getting zesty in here

Posted: June 7th, 2025, 00:40
by methoxetamine
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