Game journalists being subhumans
Posted: March 13th, 2023, 18:39
We all know that (game) journalists are subhumans, but I wanted to make a thread chronicling their ineptitude at playing games.
Now, some may argue that there's plenty of people that are bad at games, but I'd counter that argument by saying that game journalists play games as if they were mentally and physically impaired. Watching them play a game, any game, is like witnessing a chromosome hoarder suffering from Parkinson's trying to do it. They transcended merely being shit at games, doubly so because playing games is their fucking job - they're literally paid to sit on their asses and play games. Even a monkey could figure out how to play game if you had him play games for 4 hours a day for a year.
Now, some may argue that there's plenty of people that are bad at games, but I'd counter that argument by saying that game journalists play games as if they were mentally and physically impaired. Watching them play a game, any game, is like witnessing a chromosome hoarder suffering from Parkinson's trying to do it. They transcended merely being shit at games, doubly so because playing games is their fucking job - they're literally paid to sit on their asses and play games. Even a monkey could figure out how to play game if you had him play games for 4 hours a day for a year.
