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Various tabletop stuff not deserving its own thread

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For ages, the orcs of Belkzen have been marginalized, subjugated, and vilified, relegated to the rocky northern wastes. Yet in recent battles waged against their undead nemeses, orcs showed the world that they have a common enemy—the evil lich-lord known as the Whispering Tyrant. Now, openminded leaders like Ardax the White-Hair have initiated a grand diplomatic campaign to bury old grudges and forge alliances across the continent. There are few takers.

In the Triumph of the Tusk Adventure Path, the PCs are dignitaries representing the few orc communities or foreign organizations who answered Ardax’s call. Their mission of peace soon turns violent when supernatural weather disasters, betrayals, undead uprisings, and even deicide turn the orcs’ homeland into a desperate battlefield. With the PCs’ help, Belkzen won’t just survive, but will earn the respect it has always deserved!
Note: these same orcs used to work for the lich and the citizens of the only human settlement in the region each carried a suicide knife in case of capture by orcs.
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Its like these cocksuckers know that orcs are niggers.
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maidenhaver wrote: May 2nd, 2024, 10:05
Its like these cocksuckers know that orcs are niggers.
Orcs are vastly superior to niggers: tougher, stronger, smarter, and, unlike blacks, seem to pose a continuous existential military threat to the civilized races of every setting in which they're found.
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Paeliryons believe that information is the key to power. Frequently found running extensive spy rings on nearly every plane, they have minions gathering secrets wherever such information could translate into furthering a paeliryon’s goals.

A paeliryon’s skin color is a mix of sickly green and pink. It stands nearly 20 feet high, but its height is overshadowed by its massive obesity. Heavy, batlike wings sprout from its back, and it stinks of unwashed bodies and brimstone. The devil’s body combines elements of both male and female anatomy. The most disturbing feature about a paeliryon, though, is its face. The devil’s hideous visage sports an overly wide mouth full of sharp teeth. Warts and boils erupt all over its face, which is painted in a mockery of a courtesan’s. Rouge is applied thickly to the paeliryon’s cheeks, its lips shine with a waxy red sheen, and its wide, reptilian eyes are surrounded by blue makeup. To top it all off, a paeliryon’s long fingernails are always stained a brilliant red that never fades.
Scary! It's a good thing creatures like this only exist in fiction.
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destinyhntr wrote: Yesterday, 21:33
I did find one group that was pretty chill but unfortunately can't play with them any longer and it's way too much work to wade through all the weirdos to find more normal people. Wish dnd was more popular so I could just have people irl to play it with.
This statement confuses me. D&D is very popular right now. I could have a group organized and ready to play IRL by this weekend, if I wanted to, just from people I know. I could also probably walk into any game store and join some adventurer's league group. Do you live on the moon or something?
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Its pretty dead if you are looking for something not gay.
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maidenhaver wrote: Yesterday, 22:19
Its pretty dead if you are looking for something not gay.
Well, I assumed @destinyhntr meant 5e, so its being gay is part of the package. If she meant any other edition, then I could understand her difficulty finding a group.
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Oh, she. In that case, she probably can't find a group, because she's lost.
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WhiteShark wrote: Yesterday, 22:33
maidenhaver wrote: Yesterday, 22:19
Its pretty dead if you are looking for something not gay.
Well, I assumed @destinyhntr meant 5e, so it being gay is part of the package. If she meant any other edition, then I can understand her difficulty finding a group.
A lack of irl friends who play is an issue. And yes, I don't mind lgbt people but I don't really want to play a roleplaying game with them (since my christian morals tend to make me uncomfortable when they start trying to insert irl politics, sex, and other junk into the game). When I was playing, it was 5e and P2e.
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maidenhaver wrote: Yesterday, 22:43
Oh, she. In that case, she probably can't find a group, because she's lost.
It's true. I frankly don't know why I keep coming back here.
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destinyhntr wrote: Today, 01:50
they start trying to insert irl politics, sex, and other junk into the game
I once played in an online group with a guy who picked a really gay looking piece of art for his snakeman character. I was under the impression he had been unable to find anything better, so I searched diligently and found him some alternatives. He rejected them, saying he was satisfied with the one he had chosen. I found out later he was an ERPer and that that's how the GM had met him...
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destinyhntr wrote: Today, 01:52
It's true. I frankly don't know why I keep coming back here.
like all women you love the abuse.
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WhiteShark wrote: Today, 01:58
destinyhntr wrote: Today, 01:50
they start trying to insert irl politics, sex, and other junk into the game
I once played in an online group with a guy who picked a really gay looking piece of art for his snakeman character. I was under the impression he had been unable to find anything better, so I searched diligently and found him some alternatives. He rejected them, saying he was satisfied with the one he had chosen. I found out later he was an ERPer and that that's how the GM had met him...
Erotic role play? Yeah. All of the trans women used these super sexual profiles for their characters. Definitely felt weird coming in with my normal goblin rogue
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