Various tabletop stuff not deserving its own thread

[WhiteShark]

For ages, the orcs of Belkzen have been marginalized, subjugated, and vilified, relegated to the rocky northern wastes. Yet in recent battles waged against their undead nemeses, orcs showed the world that they have a common enemy—the evil lich-lord known as the Whispering Tyrant. Now, openminded leaders like Ardax the White-Hair have initiated a grand diplomatic campaign to bury old grudges and forge alliances across the continent. There are few takers.

In the Triumph of the Tusk Adventure Path, the PCs are dignitaries representing the few orc communities or foreign organizations who answered Ardax’s call. Their mission of peace soon turns violent when supernatural weather disasters, betrayals, undead uprisings, and even deicide turn the orcs’ homeland into a desperate battlefield. With the PCs’ help, Belkzen won’t just survive, but will earn the respect it has always deserved!

Note: these same orcs used to work for the lich and the citizens of the only human settlement in the region each carried a suicide knife in case of capture by orcs.

[maidenhaver]

Its like these cocksuckers know that orcs are niggers.

[WhiteShark]

Its like these cocksuckers know that orcs are niggers.

Orcs are vastly superior to niggers: tougher, stronger, smarter, and, unlike blacks, seem to pose a continuous existential military threat to the civilized races of every setting in which they're found.

[WhiteShark]

Paeliryons believe that information is the key to power. Frequently found running extensive spy rings on nearly every plane, they have minions gathering secrets wherever such information could translate into furthering a paeliryon’s goals.

A paeliryon’s skin color is a mix of sickly green and pink. It stands nearly 20 feet high, but its height is overshadowed by its massive obesity. Heavy, batlike wings sprout from its back, and it stinks of unwashed bodies and brimstone. The devil’s body combines elements of both male and female anatomy. The most disturbing feature about a paeliryon, though, is its face. The devil’s hideous visage sports an overly wide mouth full of sharp teeth. Warts and boils erupt all over its face, which is painted in a mockery of a courtesan’s. Rouge is applied thickly to the paeliryon’s cheeks, its lips shine with a waxy red sheen, and its wide, reptilian eyes are surrounded by blue makeup. To top it all off, a paeliryon’s long fingernails are always stained a brilliant red that never fades.

Scary! It's a good thing creatures like this only exist in fiction.