Most useful tool when speak to muricans

[Nooneatall]

I hope Russia conquers all of Europe. Seethe eurofags

[Red7]

American police don't have a duty to protect citizens or prevent crime

This is interesting. What they have a duty to do than?

Conceal crimes and take a knee for dead niggers.

many more tasks too. like

-escort your son to gay strip club
-take your son to sex change surgery without your knowledge
-shoot your son 17 times if acorn falls on cop car roof
-elevate donut prices
-monopolize violence to help jews and reptilians

and mnay others. like vagina pigs shooting u cause she thought it was taser and u had unpleasant threatening voice

[Red7]

I hope Russia conquers all of Europe. Seethe eurofags

as eurokuk i approve this notion. fuck eruo so homo jew kuked its disgusting.
i would go to murica and collect 3k monthly plus free rent maybe squat myself some boomer real estate, if i didnt thought theres gonna be lots of native vs illegal alien violence in murica soon.

it way more likely than russia invading outside jewkriane. altho they may need to bomb some gay neighbouring states
and france

[Red7]

Europeans are so smug and insufferable. I almost don't feel bad their lands are being stolen from them.

europeans dont have land. we dont even have moms basements here as most live in shitty small apartments

[Rand]

I'm seeing an awful lot of brown sub-100 IQ metric countries here compared to only one brown sub-100 IQ Imperial country

it makes sense.
imperial system is so retarded and convoluted brown ppl much rather adopt metric one that they can actually comprehend.

Bullshit. The browns can't even handle the metric system. A system designed for simplicity and elegance, so of course they usually fail at it.

[Red7]

If you believe that China is communistic, please study what communism is

Gentlemen, I rest my case

china is actually national fascist. commie shit are remnanats of jewish infiltration/propaganda
they run partially nationalized profit markets with capital control. if they were commies they all would strave by now like jews intended

[SoLong]

Reminder that the NASA wasted millions of Dollars when the Mars Climate Orbiter crashed.

Why did it crash? Because good old 'murican Lockheed Martin forgot that sane people don't use retard units when they programmed the navigation software. So when the orbiter received the command to approach Mars no closer than 150 km the retard units struck and it go so close to the planet that it got destroyed in Mars' atmosphere.

Retard Units: Because everything's bigger in America, including the bills for destroyed space probes.

[Oyster Sauce]

Reminder that the NASA wasted millions of Dollars when the Mars Climate Orbiter crashed.

Why did it crash? Because good old 'murican Lockheed Martin forgot that sane people don't use retard units when they programmed the navigation software. So when the orbiter received the command to approach Mars no closer than 150 km the retard units struck and it go so close to the planet that it got destroyed in Mars' atmosphere.

Retard Units: Because everything's bigger in America, including the bills for destroyed space probes.

Damn it's crazy that a mission failed because someone insisted on using metric

[SoLong]

Damn it's crazy that a mission failed because someone insisted on using metric

If Lockheed Martin writes "This unit works with SI units" into their Software Interface Specification then it better put its result in those same units instead of spitting out retard units.

Not that this absolves NASA of apparently not testing their equipment beforehand. But hey, they're both American so it's embarassing in any event.

Luckily neither NASA nor the rest of the USA ever work with technology or parts form other countries nor do they collaborate with them on anything. Therefore this mistake will never repeat itself.

Go team retard!

[Rand]

Reminder that the NASA wasted millions of Dollars when the Mars Climate Orbiter crashed.

Why did it crash? Because good old 'murican Lockheed Martin forgot that sane people don't use retard units when they programmed the navigation software. So when the orbiter received the command to approach Mars no closer than 150 km the retard units struck and it go so close to the planet that it got destroyed in Mars' atmosphere.

Retard Units: Because everything's bigger in America, including the bills for destroyed space probes.

Damn it's crazy that a mission failed because someone insisted on using metric

Nice try, but ALL science and engineering (above your local toilet plumber) uses SI metric units.
How some utter moron thought he should use miles in a space probe is a condemnation of whatever American institution gave the retard his diploma, and the agency that foolishly hired the dolt.

[Nooneatall]

All this space shit is fake and probably didn't happen.

[Vergil]

Why do Americans say that "Fahrenheit is superior because the difference between 30°C and 31°C is too great" but then use 1/16ths of an inch instead of using millimetres and feet instead of using cemtimetres when it comes to measuring shit?

Usually it's a negative reaction to euros getting uppity about their measurement system like it really matters. Nobody is going to try and restructure the way they've been taught to measure things for decades on either side.

[BLofbr]

All this space shit is fake and probably didn't happen.

America cant even REDO a Moon space mission, and when people point it out, the go like muh moon landing and shit.

[Oyster Sauce]

Can't believe Americans use minutes instead of millibongs. Where's the logic in that?

[BLofbr]

MCdonalds is goyslop

[Red7]

All this space shit is fake and probably didn't happen.

lots of it was fake but some of it happen just footage was fake cause all the fucking alien and nazi craft, like moon landing

[Red7]

MCdonalds is goyslop

mcdonalds used to be quality i have read. very healthy shit they used animal fat for fries

then jews took it over just like with other cancer shit like campbell soups etc

[BLofbr]

MCdonalds is goyslop

mcdonalds used to be quality i have read. very healthy shit they used animal fat for fries

then jews took it over just like with other cancer shit like campbell soups etc

And it didnt cost a lot like nowdays

[Red7]

Are you allowed to own a shit ton of guns in countries that use metric?

Why do we need guns when police do their job?

is this suppose to be joke?

[BLofbr]

Police doesnt do their job but the black man does it better.

[BLofbr]

MCdonalds is goyslop

mcdonalds used to be quality i have read. very healthy shit they used animal fat for fries

then jews took it over just like with other cancer shit like campbell soups etc

I heard they cooked it in Beef tallow

[Red7]

Police doesnt do their job but the black man does it better.

i would rather deal with niggers than pigs. niggers dont have unlimited jew budget and air support

[Anon]

Elon Musk can barely reach earth orbit with his billions and billions and high-end technology. But a human crew was able to go to the moon and come back in fucking 60s. Yeah.

[asf]

money isnt as important as plebs think

[Red7]

Elon Musk can barely reach earth orbit with his billions and billions and high-end technology. But a human crew was able to go to the moon and come back in fucking 60s. Yeah.

we had colonies on mars in seventies actually.

[Red7]

money isnt as important as plebs think

only billionaire should say this.

btw those 5+ "missing" trillions went to illegal space program and outside solar system colonies

[Anon]

money isnt as important as plebs think

only billionaire should say this.

btw those 5+ "missing" trillions went to illegal space program and outside solar system colonies

The people who have the power can print 1 trillion for their purposes whenever they want. Money is just yet another tool in their portfolio.

[maidenhaver]

I only measure in caliber.

[Ratcatcher]

Americans are so smug about their beloved imperial sytem. I was even forced to learn it, since most pnp systems use that for measurement...

And yet, their reality is so fragile. Unless God Emperor Trump manages to save the day, I'm pretty sure we're less than a couple years away from:

Inch ---> Clitty
foot ---> Bbc
yard ---> Sexy midget/Child drag queen (depending on how that other agenda proceeds)

[Oyster Sauce]

Americans are so smug about their beloved imperial sytem. I was even forced to learn it, since most pnp systems use that for measurement...

And yet, their reality is so fragile. Unless God Emperor Trump manages to save the day, I'm pretty sure we're less than a couple years away from:

Inch ---> Clitty
foot ---> Bbc
yard ---> Sexy midget/Child drag queen (depending on how that other agenda proceeds)

I'll show those Americans by revealing my deep obsession with black penises!