RPG Best Girl Thread

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » March 29th, 2024, 21:34

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:30
Damn, Vergil. Envy green doesnt suit you really well

I throw rocks at and kill Halsin

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:30
Kaidan, Mass Effect 3 (I maybe played it for like 20h)

I always thought it was annoying they randomly made him gay so that if you be a bro in ME1 and save him he suddenly is begging for you to fuck him up his fag ass out of nowhere in ME3.

Slavic Sorcerer · Post by **Slavic Sorcerer** » March 29th, 2024, 21:48

Anon wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:32

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:30

Anon wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:11

Yeah I really envy you, must be awesome having Gale, Wyll and Halsin as your options
Gale, Halsin, and Astarion

Wyll is a negro.
He gets killed on sight and forgotten about
I forgot about Astarion lol

Why not use Wylls of Toril?

Maybe one day

Vergil wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:34

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:30
Damn, Vergil. Envy green doesnt suit you really well
I throw rocks at and kill Halsin

I allowed my Dark Urge to kill Astarion I romanced

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » March 29th, 2024, 21:52

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:48
I allowed my Dark Urge to kill Astarion I romanced

Anon · Post by **Anon** » March 29th, 2024, 21:54

The best way to kill Halsin is when he ambushes you after you exterminate the grove. You can make him even more mad and then kill him

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » March 29th, 2024, 21:55

We have a literal faggot in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com

Metalhead33 · Post by **Metalhead33** » March 29th, 2024, 21:56

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal faggot in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com

r/rpghq

Anon · Post by **Anon** » March 29th, 2024, 21:57

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal faggot in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com

Slavic doesn't try to spread gay porn in the forum, why would anyone have any issue with him?

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » March 29th, 2024, 22:00

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:55
Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games.

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:55
A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com

Yea call us redditors because as you know people HATE posting porn on reddit!

I see you finally got brave enough to return to the discussion shouldn't you be busy figuring out how you're gonna broach this topic with your priest and whether to do it tomorrow or Sunday?

TKVNC · Post by **TKVNC** » March 29th, 2024, 22:02

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal faggot in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com

Your pfp is showing hair, where is her veil?

Hold on, let me fetch the stones.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » March 29th, 2024, 22:02

Didn't know Vergil was some sort of gang leader btw, we always learn something new with the coomers in this forum

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 29th, 2024, 22:03

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » March 29th, 2024, 22:05

Anon wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 22:02
Didn't know Vergil was some sort of gang leader btw, we always learn something new with the coomers in this forum

Come on don't you know I'm the leader of an IRC/Discord chat where I summon all of you to support me in arguments?

aweigh wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 22:03

Isn't she a bit too old for you anyway?

aweigh wrote: ↑ March 20th, 2024, 20:10
The #1 porn category is 'teen'. 'Nuff said. Men want to fuck hot busty teen sluts with tight cunny. This is as normal and natural as apple pie. Sure you can split hairs (heh) about what the cutoff age is, 14, 15, 16, but we all want to fuck a hot teen slut.

HOWEVER!

We can't do this, we'd get in trouble for it. And if *we* can't do it then sure as FUCK I'm not going to allow some fucking BITCH to do it either. Fuck that whore, fucking cunt, I'd love to smash her face in. THROW HER ASS IN JAIL. This fucking piece of shit. Jail the kids she fucked too... they committed the crime of fucking an ugly roastie. MAXIMUM SENTENCE.

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

RAPE

Metalhead33 · Post by **Metalhead33** » March 29th, 2024, 22:07

aweigh wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 22:03

Nammu Archag · Post by **Nammu Archag** » March 29th, 2024, 22:12

Honestly, I just killed Halsin because I hate druids and banged Minthara, went the evil path with Shadowheart and banged her, and then also banged the female Drow prostitute for good measure. Then I romance Minthara.

Slavic Sorcerer · Post by **Slavic Sorcerer** » March 29th, 2024, 22:17

Anon wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:57

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 21:55
We have a literal faggot in this forum, and Vergil and his gang are going off about women showing their ankles in video games. A year from now and you might as well call this r/games.com
Slavic doesn't try to spread gay porn in the forum, why would anyone have any issue with him?

Thank you, Anon. I appreciate that

Nammu Archag wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 22:12
Honestly, I just killed Halsin because I hate druids and banged Minthara, went the evil path with Shadowheart and banged her, and then also banged the female Drow prostitute for good measure. Then I romance Minthara.

Damn, gonna call you Archwhore from now on

Got soft spot for evil ladies?

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » March 29th, 2024, 22:18

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 22:17
Got soft spot for evil ladies?

I imagine that would make such feats very difficult

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 29th, 2024, 22:53

Nammu Archag · Post by **Nammu Archag** » March 30th, 2024, 00:41

Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑ March 29th, 2024, 22:17

Damn, gonna call you Archwhore from now on

Got soft spot for evil ladies?

Magnetism towards is probably more accurate. If you have a soft spot towards them you will die

Anon · Post by **Anon** » March 30th, 2024, 00:42

I mean Karlach is the only truly "good" woman, so going for the evil/morally grey ones is the natural course

Irenaeus · Post by **Irenaeus** » March 30th, 2024, 00:45

Oyster Sauce · Post by **Oyster Sauce** » March 30th, 2024, 01:02

Irenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 00:45

the only woman to ever compliment my penis

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » March 30th, 2024, 01:03

<3 NEESHKA

Nammu Archag · Post by **Nammu Archag** » March 30th, 2024, 01:05

Irenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 00:45

is that a tiefling or a wood elf

Rand · Post by **Rand** » March 30th, 2024, 01:48

Nammu Archag wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 01:05

Irenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 00:45

is that a tiefling or a wood elf

Tiefling companion from Neverwinter Nights 2.
I never finished, but she's a likable character as far as I saw.

Nammu Archag · Post by **Nammu Archag** » March 30th, 2024, 04:17

Rand wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 01:48

Nammu Archag wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 01:05

Irenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 00:45

is that a tiefling or a wood elf
Tiefling companion from Neverwinter Nights 2.
I never finished, but she's a likable character as far as I saw.

weird seeing a tiefling that isn't a red or blue or yellow abomination

Oyster Sauce · Post by **Oyster Sauce** » March 30th, 2024, 05:08

Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » March 30th, 2024, 05:11

Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:08
Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?

What kind of mods were you installing?

Oyster Sauce · Post by **Oyster Sauce** » March 30th, 2024, 05:18

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:11

Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:08
Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?
What kind of mods were you installing?

I swear Kelly has a line about being a free use slut for any crew member who needs to get off, for morale purposes.

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » March 30th, 2024, 05:22

Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:18

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:11

Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:08
Remember when there was a designated hooker for the crew to use on your space ship in Mass Effect for some reason?
What kind of mods were you installing?
I swear Kelly has a line about being a free use slut for any crew member who needs to get off, for morale purposes.

Remember when Mass Effect 1 had an actively religious Christian crew member who you could show your support of her faith and then the series avoided religion almost entirely?

Envergence · Post by **Envergence** » March 30th, 2024, 05:36

Vergil wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 05:22
Remember when Mass Effect 1 had an actively religious Christian crew member who you could show your support of her faith and then the series avoided religion almost entirely?

That's the one thing I liked about Ashley. Shame there were pretty much no other moments in the trilogy where Shepard could express things like that. Ryder can in Andromeda at least, when talking to Suvi. It's nice.