I'll take that over the blue aliens with spaghetti hair and the black-balloon-face lady. At least she's HUMAN, you knowEmphyrio wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:32yeah but she's also a spess marineIrenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:09I remember liking Ashley because she was a christian racist.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:08
i remember people called ashley a racist because she pointed out that having aliens on the top secret human ship was probably not wise
nothing you can do about it anyway iirc
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you don't have to take anyIrenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:34I'll take that over the blue aliens with spaghetti hair and the black-balloon-face lady. At least she's HUMAN, you knowEmphyrio wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:32yeah but she's also a spess marineIrenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:09
I remember liking Ashley because she was a christian racist.
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I never actually reached the phase in the game where you pick up these slores.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:34you don't have to take anyIrenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:34I'll take that over the blue aliens with spaghetti hair and the black-balloon-face lady. At least she's HUMAN, you know
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Didn't they have to specifically retcon Tali being a thief because people noticed?rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 16:57I picked ashley because tali is a spy who is on your ship to send information back to her people you tards
I always let her die because I feel bad for betraying Carth in a past life.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:32yeah but she's also a spess marineIrenaeus wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:09I remember liking Ashley because she was a christian racist.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 17:08
i remember people called ashley a racist because she pointed out that having aliens on the top secret human ship was probably not wise
nothing you can do about it anyway iirc
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Debooonked.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 16:57I picked ashley because tali is a spy who is on your ship to send information back to her people you tards
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Behead those who insult Tali.
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BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:05Debooonked.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 16:57I picked ashley because tali is a spy who is on your ship to send information back to her people you tards
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Behead those who insult Tali.
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Indeed a faggot, but also the writer.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:07BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:05Debooonked.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 30th, 2024, 16:57I picked ashley because tali is a spy who is on your ship to send information back to her people you tards
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Behead those who insult Tali.
Tali is innocent, has your back, is a cutie (personality, the stock photo BS is just lasiness), and doesn't sit dreaming about fucking the Krogan.
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The primary writer of Mass Effect was Chris L'Etoile.BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:19Indeed a faggot, but also the writer.
Tali is innocent, has your back, is a cutie (personality, the stock photo BS is just lasiness), and doesn't sit dreaming about fucking the Krogan.
And unless we have a quote from him reboonking the other faggot writer's statement, the situation remains that Tali is innocent.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:20The primary writer of Mass Effect was Chris L'Etoile.BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:19Indeed a faggot, but also the writer.
Tali is innocent, has your back, is a cutie (personality, the stock photo BS is just lasiness), and doesn't sit dreaming about fucking the Krogan.
Salarians and Cerebus also have the same tech, btw.
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@Irenaeus i got real bad news about Ashley... she's voiced by a black KWEEN
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Salarians — also notorious spies.BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:22And unless we have a quote from him reboonking the other faggot writer's statement, the situation remains that Tali is innocent.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:20The primary writer of Mass Effect was Chris L'Etoile.BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:19
Indeed a faggot, but also the writer.
Tali is innocent, has your back, is a cutie (personality, the stock photo BS is just lasiness), and doesn't sit dreaming about fucking the Krogan.
Salarians and Cerebus also have the same tech, btw.
Cerberus — Makes sense there would be humans leaking the information to them.
david gaider is unironically a better writer than all of the current zoomer writers employed by obsidian, owlqueer and inxile.
EDIT: better than emil too.
EDIT: better than emil too.
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Maybe the Quarians got it from them, then.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:23Salarians — also notorious spies.BobT wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:22And unless we have a quote from him reboonking the other faggot writer's statement, the situation remains that Tali is innocent.rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:20
The primary writer of Mass Effect was Chris L'Etoile.
Salarians and Cerebus also have the same tech, btw.
Cerberus — Makes sense there would be humans leaking the information to them.
Regardless, I'll have a wholesome cutie that has my back anyday, over one that sits daydreaming about going bearback behind yours.
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Mass Effect is the only series with romance options where I didn't go with any of them. Got a kiss on the cheek in 2 though.
Not doing romance in the notorious space dating sim, basedOyster Sauce wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 00:26Mass Effect is the only series with romance options where I didn't go with any of them. Got a kiss on the cheek in 2 though.
i didnt pick anybody in witcher 3 either. Why should gerald waste his life with a manipulative roastie who can't even give him children. Already old, growing older. Still doing the same old thing, killing drowners. What a sad life. Depressing.
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If you imported a save from Witcher 2 with the right choices, there's a good chance your Geralt has a lot of children.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 03:53i didnt pick anybody in witcher 3 either. Why should gerald waste his life with a manipulative roastie who can't even give him children. Already old, growing older. Still doing the same old thing, killing drowners. What a sad life. Depressing.
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That’s not a very high bar. Can’t stand the condescending hack who doesn’t comprehend that people would kill to have his job and write lore for the Elder Scrolls and Fallout.
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witchers are literally sterile though, part of why Geralt gets around so much innitrusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 04:14If you imported a save from Witcher 2 with the right choices, there's a good chance your Geralt has a lot of children.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 03:53i didnt pick anybody in witcher 3 either. Why should gerald waste his life with a manipulative roastie who can't even give him children. Already old, growing older. Still doing the same old thing, killing drowners. What a sad life. Depressing.
Yeah am I missing some big spoiler here?Manny V wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 09:12witchers are literally sterile though, part of why Geralt gets around so much innitrusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 04:14If you imported a save from Witcher 2 with the right choices, there's a good chance your Geralt has a lot of children.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 03:53i didnt pick anybody in witcher 3 either. Why should gerald waste his life with a manipulative roastie who can't even give him children. Already old, growing older. Still doing the same old thing, killing drowners. What a sad life. Depressing.
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Manny V wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 09:12witchers are literally sterile though, part of why Geralt gets around so much innitrusty_shackleford wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 04:14If you imported a save from Witcher 2 with the right choices, there's a good chance your Geralt has a lot of children.Emphyrio wrote: ↑ March 31st, 2024, 03:53i didnt pick anybody in witcher 3 either. Why should gerald waste his life with a manipulative roastie who can't even give him children. Already old, growing older. Still doing the same old thing, killing drowners. What a sad life. Depressing.
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I haven't read the full thread, but isn't this a tad limited, with just the females in BG3 up for discussion? Wasn't the topic 'the best female companion in a western RPG'? Then let me introduce you to two women of Baldurs Gate 2, Aerie and Viconia, the latter unfortunately included in the disaster BG3 (she was also in BG1, but left less of an impression there and left if you were too good).
In BG2 however, both have - as is customary - a dark and troubled past, are love interests, and also go through real character development through the game, and some even if you don't romance them - they don't necessarily need your dick to ride to reach new heights. I would say these two are much better as characters than any of the BG3 ones. That is not even counting all the other companions in BG1 and 2 or for that matter any female character in say KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Bard's Tale or any other of the dozens if not hundreds of RPGs that have been made, all of which could be brought up for discussion.
Baldurs Gate 3? Pfft. Learn some gaming history, kids.
In BG2 however, both have - as is customary - a dark and troubled past, are love interests, and also go through real character development through the game, and some even if you don't romance them - they don't necessarily need your dick to ride to reach new heights. I would say these two are much better as characters than any of the BG3 ones. That is not even counting all the other companions in BG1 and 2 or for that matter any female character in say KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Bard's Tale or any other of the dozens if not hundreds of RPGs that have been made, all of which could be brought up for discussion.
Baldurs Gate 3? Pfft. Learn some gaming history, kids.
It's because this topic isn't "real", it was originally part of another thread about an entirely different subject but the thread was derailed into talking about BG3 girls, so one of the mods split it and gave it this confusing title.Oldtimer wrote: ↑ April 6th, 2024, 20:16I haven't read the full thread, but isn't this a tad limited, with just the females in BG3 up for discussion? Wasn't the topic 'the best female companion in a western RPG'? Then let me introduce you to two women of Baldurs Gate 2, Aerie and Viconia, the latter unfortunately included in the disaster BG3 (she was also in BG1, but left less of an impression there and left if you were too good).
In BG2 however, both have - as is customary - a dark and troubled past, are love interests, and also go through real character development through the game, and some even if you don't romance them - they don't necessarily need your dick to ride to reach new heights. I would say these two are much better as characters than any of the BG3 ones. That is not even counting all the other companions in BG1 and 2 or for that matter any female character in say KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Bard's Tale or any other of the dozens if not hundreds of RPGs that have been made, all of which could be brought up for discussion.
Baldurs Gate 3? Pfft. Learn some gaming history, kids.
There was never actually a real thread about RPG girls. We need to make one.
It was originally a thread about how Shadowheart is written as cuckold fetish bait, and Rusty's meltdown on learning such information.Oldtimer wrote: ↑ April 6th, 2024, 20:16I haven't read the full thread, but isn't this a tad limited, with just the females in BG3 up for discussion? Wasn't the topic 'the best female companion in a western RPG'? Then let me introduce you to two women of Baldurs Gate 2, Aerie and Viconia, the latter unfortunately included in the disaster BG3 (she was also in BG1, but left less of an impression there and left if you were too good).
In BG2 however, both have - as is customary - a dark and troubled past, are love interests, and also go through real character development through the game, and some even if you don't romance them - they don't necessarily need your dick to ride to reach new heights. I would say these two are much better as characters than any of the BG3 ones. That is not even counting all the other companions in BG1 and 2 or for that matter any female character in say KOTOR, Neverwinter Nights, Bard's Tale or any other of the dozens if not hundreds of RPGs that have been made, all of which could be brought up for discussion.
Baldurs Gate 3? Pfft. Learn some gaming history, kids.