Culinary terrorism and other food talk

[Vergil]

Now that the dust has settled, was it autism?

[OnTilt]

I see nothing different from any other kind of women. Except east asians maybe, who still prioritize successful men (and don't fuck half the world prior to that exactly to appease them) like any woman should do

Well they're all batshit crazy. I'm talking about being fat, uppity roasties so shot up with birth control and vaxes that they're infertile. And unlike American women she was raised with the expectation that she would be a wife and mother. So she knows how to do things like cooking.

Maybe I really have indian worms in my head like Vergil said because I'm struggling to understand you. So you're a racist but think all white women are inferior specimen?

I would say I'm a race-realist to be specific. And no, I don't think every white women is garbage -- but generally speaking American white women are among the worst of their kind. Its not like I got a whiff of pussy and married the first hole that I could, I put a lot of thought into my decision and almost broke things off early because of concerns of mixed heritage. I don't think anyone wants my whole life story though -- and I've already derailed the thread too much.

But she can cook.

Bet she makes a killer sopa de macaco

No, but the pozole is good.

[Vergil]

No, but the poz(h)ole is good.

[Oyster Sauce]

Now that the dust has settled, was it autism?

G-Dog's burg is retardly tall, but the bun on this piece of shit doesn't come close to being the right size. You've got to push it to the edge to hold it and then eat half the burger with no top bun.

[Anon]

Now that the dust has settled, was it autism?

I think he's simply gotten too arrogant from too much fame and wealth, nobody would dare say in his face his hamburger is ridiculous and he's being a hypocrite.

I think cancelling him for that is woke-tier cancel though, people can afford to be rather inconsistent sometimes.

[Vergil]

Now that the dust has settled, was it autism?

G-Dog's burg is retardly tall, but the bun on this piece of shit doesn't come close to being the right size. You've got to push it to the edge to hold it and then eat half the burger with no top bun.

As sinful as that is at least I could bite the patty that's coming off of the bun. It's stupid, it's not how it should be, it's a worse dining experience, but my mouth can physically eat it which gives it an edge over gordan's retard burger.

[Acrux]

My wife is half-mexican

[Vergil]

"Tastes like a very, very good egg"

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[rusty_shackleford]

real mexican food is cooked grasshoppers and corn fungus btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

[Vergil]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

This is what tik tokers have been reduced to referring to porn as btw.

[OnTilt]

"Tastes like a very, very good egg"

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Eats sand for breakfast, wonders why they have no teeth at 25.

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The best British cuisine has to offer

[Vergil]

The best British cuisine has to offer

Something about their faces at the end made me almost throw up unironically.
So fucking glad british people aren't real.

[Anon]

real mexican food is cooked grasshoppers and corn fungus btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

You're only proving my point. If they can make crop infecting fungus into decent food, then they know how to make good food.

[Godjjjita]

real mexican food is cooked grasshoppers and corn fungus btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

Dear fucking Lord, Mexicans eat this? is it normal food or like dog meat is to south Koreans (Something traditional old people eat but not the general populace)?

[Vergil]

A big issue is that "mexican" is not a real race or people. I imagine castizos probably make decent food and the mestizos with high amerindian DNA are eating the gutter oil.

[Anon]

real mexican food is cooked grasshoppers and corn fungus btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

Dear fucking Lord, Mexicans eat this? is it normal food or like dog meat is to south Koreans (Something traditional old people eat but not the general populace)?

This is the kind of food developed in famine times (for example, the corn got infected but you still have to eat it, then you discover the fungus actually tastes decent in some recipes), then it turns into culture/delicacy.

The nords also have some crap food for famine times like surströmming. But contrary to browns, white people seem to not be as competent in making as good famine food for some reason.

[rusty_shackleford]

real mexican food is cooked grasshoppers and corn fungus btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

Dear fucking Lord, Mexicans eat this? is it normal food or like dog meat is to south Koreans (Something traditional old people eat but not the general populace)?

This is the kind of food developed in famine times (for example, the corn got infected but you still have to eat it, then you discover the fungus actually tastes decent in some recipes), then it turns into culture/delicacy.

The nords also have some crap food for famine times like surströmming. But contrary to browns, white people seem to not be as competent in making as good famine food for some reason.

White people just got rid of famines instead of eating bugs.

[OnTilt]

real mexican food is cooked grasshoppers and corn fungus btw
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chapulines
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_smut

Dear fucking Lord, Mexicans eat this? is it normal food or like dog meat is to south Koreans (Something traditional old people eat but not the general populace)?

This is the kind of food developed in famine times (for example, the corn got infected but you still have to eat it, then you discover the fungus actually tastes decent in some recipes), then it turns into culture/delicacy.

The nords also have some crap food for famine times like surströmming. But contrary to browns, white people seem to not be as competent in making as good famine food for some reason.

What spices are native to northern Europe?

[Anon]

Dear fucking Lord, Mexicans eat this? is it normal food or like dog meat is to south Koreans (Something traditional old people eat but not the general populace)?

This is the kind of food developed in famine times (for example, the corn got infected but you still have to eat it, then you discover the fungus actually tastes decent in some recipes), then it turns into culture/delicacy.

The nords also have some crap food for famine times like surströmming. But contrary to browns, white people seem to not be as competent in making as good famine food for some reason.

White people just got rid of famines instead of eating bugs.

Until 20th century famine was also pretty widespread there. Maybe even more than in other places since harsh winters were a bitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines

What spices are native to northern Europe?

Fair point.

[rusty_shackleford]

This is the kind of food developed in famine times (for example, the corn got infected but you still have to eat it, then you discover the fungus actually tastes decent in some recipes), then it turns into culture/delicacy.

The nords also have some crap food for famine times like surströmming. But contrary to browns, white people seem to not be as competent in making as good famine food for some reason.

White people just got rid of famines instead of eating bugs.

Until 20th century famine was also pretty widespread there. Maybe even more than in other places since harsh winters were a bitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines

What spices are native to northern Europe?

Fair point.

Like anything else using historical data, it's not that it was more common it was that europeans were capable of actually recording their history.

[Anon]

White people just got rid of famines instead of eating bugs.

Until 20th century famine was also pretty widespread there. Maybe even more than in other places since harsh winters were a bitch.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_famines

What spices are native to northern Europe?

Fair point.

Like anything else using historical data, it's not that it was more common it was that europeans were capable of actually recording their history.

Yeah I have to agree. Main point still stands.

[maidenhaver]

The White Man ate cabbage.

[Anon]

The White Man ate cabbage.

Sauerkraut is pretty great btw

[Anon]

I imagine castizos probably make decent food and the mestizos with high amerindian DNA are eating the gutter oil.

Amerindians invented chocolate tho

[Oyster Sauce]

I imagine castizos probably make decent food and the mestizos with high amerindian DNA are eating the gutter oil.

It's amerindians who invented chocolate tho

Yeah well maybe they should have put some fucking milk in it

[Vergil]

I imagine castizos probably make decent food and the mestizos with high amerindian DNA are eating the gutter oil.

Amerindians invented chocolate tho

It's White people who made it actually enjoyable to consume.

[rusty_shackleford]

*eat bean from tree*
"wow this is totally just like chocolate, we made dis!"

[maidenhaver]

Where does Fromunda cheese come from?

[Anon]

I imagine castizos probably make decent food and the mestizos with high amerindian DNA are eating the gutter oil.

It's amerindians who invented chocolate tho

Yeah well maybe they should have put some fucking milk in it

99% chocolate is still fucking great

I imagine castizos probably make decent food and the mestizos with high amerindian DNA are eating the gutter oil.

Amerindians invented chocolate tho

It's White people who made it actually enjoyable to consume.

Agreed.

*eat bean from tree*
"wow this is totally just like chocolate, we made dis!"

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