Bald Astarion 1.0.0 — Baldur's Gate 3
Posted: February 17th, 2024, 07:18
Don't you worry, Vergil. I'm going to be making a special mod for your best, sweet boy Astarion. It'll soothe your wounds from such an offensive content.

Hahaha well he didn't go clean shaven so I guess 2 is still true

He was an elven magistrate who got turned into a vampire at the age of 39 iirc.
If he was turned at 39, he wouldn't have been fit to be magistrate, unless Larian took some insane liberties or Forgotten Realms have degenerated even more than I thought, because elves aren't usually considered adults until ~110.Silver wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 17:27He was an elven magistrate who got turned into a vampire at the age of 39 iirc.
He's not supposed to be bald in any way, shape or form from his race alone. Unless you think baldness comes as a job prerequisite.![]()
But it is undeniably funny to see him like this.
Being turned at such a young (elven) age is part of the tragedy of his character.Luckmann wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 19:38If he was turned at 39, he wouldn't have been fit to be magistrate, unless Larian took some insane libertiesSilver wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 17:27He was an elven magistrate who got turned into a vampire at the age of 39 iirc.
He's not supposed to be bald in any way, shape or form from his race alone. Unless you think baldness comes as a job prerequisite.![]()
But it is undeniably funny to see him like this.
Maybe, just maybe this is a mod that's meant to be a ****-take rather than a serious lore-friendly one. I might be wrong though.Luckmann wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 19:38If he was turned at 39, he wouldn't have been fit to be magistrate, unless Larian took some insane liberties or Forgotten Realms have degenerated even more than I thought, because elves aren't usually considered adults until ~110.Silver wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 17:27He was an elven magistrate who got turned into a vampire at the age of 39 iirc.
He's not supposed to be bald in any way, shape or form from his race alone. Unless you think baldness comes as a job prerequisite.![]()
But it is undeniably funny to see him like this.
And I wouldn't even mind if it was a job prerequisite. It's not like there's no historical precedent for certain learned professions and callings favoring various hairstyles.
Or just call it male pattern baldness. Not every realmself wins the genetic lottery.
Muhahaha I'm evil

Evil coward? what was this in response to? What a bunch of fuckheads
Uh achktchually, this is the most lore friendly mod that exists. How else do we justify what an insufferable ***** he is?orinEsque wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 22:56Maybe, just maybe this is a mod that's meant to be a ****-take rather than a serious lore-friendly one. I might be wrong though.
Jordan Peterson calls anyone anonymous online a coward, and it's probably in response to either a critique/ mockery of him or something about ****. Such an amusing way with words.orinEsque wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 23:23Evil coward? what was this in response to? What a bunch of fuckheads
I'd be angry too, if that was my hairline.loregamer wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 23:23Uh achktchually, this is the most lore friendly mod that exists. How else do we justify what an insufferable ***** he is?orinEsque wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 22:56Maybe, just maybe this is a mod that's meant to be a ****-take rather than a serious lore-friendly one. I might be wrong though.
*PetersteinArcaneLurker wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 23:29Jordan Peterson calls anyone anonymous online a coward, and it's probably in response to either a critique/ mockery of him or something about ****. Such an amusing way with words.orinEsque wrote: ↑ February 21st, 2024, 23:23Evil coward? what was this in response to? What a bunch of fuckheads