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Children Versus Wizards

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Children Versus Wizards

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I present to you a modern masterpiece, Children Versus Wizards. It’s a cartoon based off a popular book series, The Science of Winning, in Russia making fun of harry potter and the current antichrist western zeitgeist in general.

Here is a western site complaining about the antisemitism in the movie.

https://theworld.org/stories/2016-03-07 ... toon-movie

Some notable excerpts
In Zervas’ book, interest in Harry Potter (who’s a real person, in the story’s universe) is what allows the evil wizards to infiltrate Russia in the first place. Potter is described as Merlin’s greatest student (and, at the end of the book, he’s revealed to be Hermione’s hormone-injecting, transvestite sister). Public interest in Potter weakens the “spiritual shield” around Russia, which has until now preserved it as one of the world’s last bastions of Christianity.

Not all of the book’s villains are warped versions of JK Rowling’s beloved characters, however. There’s also Leo Ryabinovsky, Kokhan Kosh, and “the famous American wizard Moisha Skopidofl.” (These are all stereotypical Jewish names.)

Who made this?

The film is the work of the St. Sergius of Radonezh Charity Foundation, an organization that says its primary function is providing support to orphans, handicapped persons, and veterans. While the foundation says it operates without regard for “nationality, citizenship, or religion,” it appears to have close ties to state and religious officials in Russia. On its website, the group says it produced “Children Versus Wizards” with help from the Russian Orthodox Church, the Russian Orthodox publishing house “Foma,” and the Suvorov Military School, as well as the Ministry of Defense and the Ministry of Culture. It’s unclear what support exactly these groups offered to the film.

Asanbekova also said Orthodox priests agreed to bless the film’s production, and they provided the voices for the movie’s cleric characters.
And the masterpiece itself:



Spoilers

Dumbledore is found out to secretly be voldemort all along and he is a jewish pedophile who molests and kills the children he tricks into enrolling in his wizard school.
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Sounds amazing. Let me know when someone uses AI to generate a dubbed audio track.
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