The INDIA thread

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:25

chuds can't handle the beauty of Bharat

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:34

traditional indian cuisine (don't click)

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maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » January 5th, 2024, 05:34

How to use India in English:

If you'll excuse me, I must take an India.

That India was packed solid like clay. I could not flush the toilet.

Fucking Indy games.

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:36

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:40

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8239506/

https://phnompenhpost.com/lifestyle/don ... end-diwali

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:44

https://scroll.in/latest/804195/nearly- ... dia-centre

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:47

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/cit ... 045099.cms

aweigh · Post by **aweigh** » January 5th, 2024, 05:56

not india but don't feel like making a separate thread

back to india

brief sidetrack to Phillipines

back to india

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » January 5th, 2024, 06:04

What's the matter guys?, they're just Starfield devs!. Can't be that bad if Todd gave them the go ahead!.

Oyster Sauce · Post by **Oyster Sauce** » January 5th, 2024, 07:04

In 2008 a Chinese tourist visited India for a few months and took pictures of what he saw in the Ganges river. There are photos of the bloated corpses of babies and children, as well as animals like cows and dogs. Others show several packs of wild dogs gnawing on skeletons and rotting remains. That's pretty fucking disgusting, but even worse are the ones showing Indians drinking, brushing their teeth, bathing, and swimming around for pleasure right next to the fucking bodies. I think you can even see Vivek cannonballing in one of them.

I can't find the original blog post, but it's preserved here.
https://www.planetcustodian.com/over-50 ... hina/8134/ - images
https://www.chinasmack.com/filthy-india ... -reactions - images have trouble loading but it has the commentary that I remember

Rand · Post by **Rand** » January 5th, 2024, 07:30

aweigh wrote: ↑ January 5th, 2024, 05:25
chuds can't handle the beauty of Bharat

I prefer to call it "brownrat" for greater accuracy across languages.

Hauberk · Post by **Hauberk** » January 19th, 2024, 18:05

Have you caught the diabeetus? Tooth ache? Bubonic plague? Chyna Bat Disease? The remedy is but a sip away.

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Goth-Girl-Supremacy

I can't tell you how much I hate Indians. I wish there was a way to mod IRL and turn them all into garlic bread. They are the worst people on Earth and always unpleasant. They smell like shit, have some unearned superiority complex, take homes away from young couples with their 30 person royal rumble families, think they have the guile to scam anything but those with severe dementia, and worship multi-limbed retard gods.

If you've ever worked with Indians you will understand why every person walks away from the experience with a newfound lust for wanting to see this shitstain group of people die. And look at the way they eat and conduct themselves in their homeland. I'd call them goblins but even goblins would have the wherewithal to defecate in a bush. If you like them you probably are them or agoraphobic.

Kill all Indians.

somerandomdude · Post by **somerandomdude** » January 19th, 2024, 22:40

Indians are an open defecation on humanity.

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 19th, 2024, 22:51

Goth-Girl-Supremacy wrote: ↑ January 19th, 2024, 22:18
have some unearned superiority complex

This is probably the worst part for me. Bottom feeder untouchable brown dravidian mother fuckers having pride over the sub-continent open sewer they come from. Dealing with these retards trying to haggle over anything and "trick" you with their 80IQ word smithing makes you want to blow your fucking brains out.

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 21st, 2024, 00:49

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » January 21st, 2024, 01:03

B-B-But India is going to be a superpower in 20 years!. Mark my words!. I read it on CNN!.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » January 21st, 2024, 01:08

aweigh wrote: ↑ January 5th, 2024, 05:47

Hello, trust me with your spiritual destiny.

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » January 21st, 2024, 01:11

maidenhaver wrote: ↑ January 21st, 2024, 01:08

aweigh wrote: ↑ January 5th, 2024, 05:47

Hello, trust me with your spiritual destiny.

This book is sold out at the moment, but it's a great read and really goes into what really goes on when it comes to India's "spiritual teachings".

https://www.amazon.com/Behind-Veil-Fath ... don&sr=8-1

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 21st, 2024, 01:17

KnightoftheWind wrote: ↑ January 21st, 2024, 01:03
B-B-But India is going to be a superpower in 20 years!. Mark my words!. I read it on CNN!.

Can't believe it's been 4 years since India became a super pooper power...

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 21st, 2024, 05:22

Indian CEO of US-based firm falls to death at Ramoji Film City in Hyderabad

Sanjay Shah, CEO of a US-based private company, succumbed to his injuries and another official suffered serious injuries in an accident during the silver jubilee celebrations of the firm at Ramoji Film City in Hyderabad, police said on Friday.

Shah, the CEO of software firm Vistex, and his colleague Raju Datla, the president of the firm, entered an iron cage, during celebrations on Thursday evening, intended to be lowered from a height. However, one side of the iron chain supporting the cage broke, leading to the fall of both individuals.

Vistex had arranged accommodations for its staff at Ramoji Film City and had planned a two-day celebration for its silver jubilee. "Shah and Raju being lowered from the cage onto the dais was a planned event to kickstart the celebrations," a company official told The Times of India.

"Suddenly, one of the two wires attached to the cage snapped. Both plunged more than 15 feet and landed on the concrete dais. This caused multiple injuries," sub- inspector D Karunakar Reddy of Abdullapurmet police station told the newspaper.

They were rushed to the hospital, but Shah passed away while undergoing treatment, and his colleague is in serious condition, the police said. They added that a case was registered against the Film City event management authorities based on a complaint made by another company official.
Vistex is an Illinois-based firm specialising in revenue management solutions and services. With 20 global offices and more than 2,000 employees, the company serves leading brands such as GM, Barilla, and Bayer.

Shah, the founder of Vistex, has also established the Vistex Foundation and the Vistex Institute for Executive Learning and Research at Lehigh University.

Raju Datla, who has been with Vistex since 2000, has played a key role in shaping and expanding the firm's Solution Delivery capabilities, the company's website reads.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/business ... 59337.html

Rand · Post by **Rand** » January 21st, 2024, 06:22

Headline for above:
Imbecilic corporate grandstanding for the ego of top executives goes hilariously awry. Dickheads get what they deserve.

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 21st, 2024, 06:33

Got a little too used to America and forgot how they kick it back home when it comes to safety.

Goth-Girl-Supremacy

KnightoftheWind · Post by **KnightoftheWind** » January 21st, 2024, 06:48

Goth-Girl-Supremacy wrote: ↑ January 21st, 2024, 06:44

India in 2024: Cow turd

India in 2030: Cow turd with sprinkles on top

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 21st, 2024, 06:50

Only accurate part of that video is the british boomer deceiving himself saying India is so "modern" and "cultured".

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Goth-Girl-Supremacy

Can't wait to visit India with their lambo taxis! 2030 here I come.

Vergil · Post by **Vergil** » January 21st, 2024, 07:06

Something very funny about the street shots using b-role footage of Dubai. Kind of pathetic when (I'm guess this was filmed around 2000-ish) your utopian view of the country in 30 years is what another country has currently.

Hey maybe in another 30 years they can reach the living quality of a first world nation in the 30-40s.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » January 21st, 2024, 12:03

Rand wrote: ↑ January 21st, 2024, 06:22
Headline for above:
Imbecilic corporate grandstanding for the ego of top executives goes hilariously awry. Dickheads get what they deserve.

A headline is more like 3 words.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » January 21st, 2024, 15:26

I just saw a Consumer Cellular commercial where the joke was somebody butt dialing a poojeeta.