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The Babylon Bee
Their graphics guy learned some new skills. Not their funniest joke. They've had better in the past few weeks, but I love the graphics here. They're so bad, they go back around to be great.
https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-s ... lic-school
Public schools are a lot different today than they were years ago. In the old days, Christian kids could blend right in with the crowd at public schools. Today? Not so much. God-fearing, Bible-believing kids tend to stick out like sore thumbs at school these days.
How easy is it to spot them? The Babylon Bee is here with a list of dead giveaways.
There you have it. If you notice any kids at your school fitting the description of the items listed above, you'll know you're really with one of those Jesus Freaks!
- They do this weird thing where they close their eyes and fold their hands before eating lunch: Suspicious!
They have zero holes in their face, their hair isn't rainbow colored, and you can confidently tell their gender: Total Jesus freak.
They point to the sky after booting a home run in kickball: We see you, Timmy!
They ask the band director if they can play the hand bell: That one's a freebie.
Uses bigoted phrases like "Yes, ma'am" and "Yes, sir": The nerve of these Christian kids!
Always wearing a "Kirk Cameron Rulz" T-shirt: Guaranteed to believe Jesus rules.
Politely asks if they can learn about math instead of queer theory: That's got Christian written all over it.
Parent-teacher conference has to be called because they keep baptizing other students in the school pool: A big clue!
did a woman write thisThe_Mask wrote: ↑ September 27th, 2023, 21:08https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-s ... lic-school
Public schools are a lot different today than they were years ago. In the old days, Christian kids could blend right in with the crowd at public schools. Today? Not so much. God-fearing, Bible-believing kids tend to stick out like sore thumbs at school these days.
How easy is it to spot them? The Babylon Bee is here with a list of dead giveaways.
There you have it. If you notice any kids at your school fitting the description of the items listed above, you'll know you're really with one of those Jesus Freaks!
- They do this weird thing where they close their eyes and fold their hands before eating lunch: Suspicious!
They have zero holes in their face, their hair isn't rainbow colored, and you can confidently tell their gender: Total Jesus freak.
They point to the sky after booting a home run in kickball: We see you, Timmy!
They ask the band director if they can play the hand bell: That one's a freebie.
Uses bigoted phrases like "Yes, ma'am" and "Yes, sir": The nerve of these Christian kids!
Always wearing a "Kirk Cameron Rulz" T-shirt: Guaranteed to believe Jesus rules.
Politely asks if they can learn about math instead of queer theory: That's got Christian written all over it.
Parent-teacher conference has to be called because they keep baptizing other students in the school pool: A big clue!
Probably. But I still thought it was in good fun. I smiled. It's like when someone tries, fails, but they have such a kind heart you can't help and smile.
Very corny. The kind of stuff that will make boomers piss their pants and scream with laughter while they ignore talking about any actually subversive topics though.
But being with my family caused a lot of my mental problems.
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If you're going to post Tatu, at least go for something of theirs that was actually art. Basically Carousel. 
RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Good one Bill!
I know this isn't exactly the funniest joke in the world, but I just thought the graphic is on point:
It's topical too considering that the investigation into Biden recommended no charges since he's too senile to stand trial.The_Mask wrote: ↑ February 9th, 2024, 21:29I know this isn't exactly the funniest joke in the world, but I just thought the graphic is on point:
Because he forgot the year his son died, that he was ever vice-president and is convinced that he recently talked to people who have been dead for years.
I think it's topical because it came out today in direct response to the investigation and subsequent direct response by Biden fanbuddy.SoLong wrote: ↑ February 9th, 2024, 22:29It's topical too considering that the investigation into Biden recommended no charges since he's too senile to stand trial.
Doesn't even use BusterThe_Mask wrote: ↑ February 9th, 2024, 21:29I know this isn't exactly the funniest joke in the world, but I just thought the graphic is on point:
ngmi
The worship of Moloch is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.SoLong wrote: ↑ February 9th, 2024, 22:29and is convinced that he recently talked to people who have been dead for years
We're in a world where it's difficult to tell the difference between satire and reality. Sad times.The_Mask wrote: ↑ February 22nd, 2024, 23:02Man... they say this one's a joke, but is it really? XD XD XD
Like @maidenhaver, she just gets fatter with age.
