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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 16:00
by rusty_shackleford
Embracer cutting costs left and right after repeated failures
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/embracer- ... -employees
This followed terminations at Crystal Dynamics, Beamdog, and Gearbox Publishing, which are also owned by the Swedish company and have been affected by its restructuring program.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 16:23
by maidenhaver
7eleven is hiring.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 16:24
by wndrbr
I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 16:25
by rusty_shackleford
wndrbr wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:24
I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).
they're the devs responsible for the tombraider gore fetish games right
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 16:55
by Phos
It's threads like these why I have bookmarked this website. =)
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 16:57
by gerey
wndrbr wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:24
I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).
They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).
Yup.
They used to be the guys responsible for the Blood Omen/Legacy of Kain games, but those good old days are long behind us.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:07
by rusty_shackleford
Embracer completely ****** itself by mass purchasing a bunch of worthless companies that make nothing of note and full of people who don't work
no idea what their strategy was
Perhaps Lars wanted to save gaming by making them all go down in flames?
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:12
by gerey
IIRC their plan was to purchase as many IPs as possible to make themselves an attractive sale, and then have someone else purchase them, only for the c00f, and now the wars, to hit and make investors far stingier.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:34
by Rand
Beamdog is an okay games company.
I don't think anyone is against Gearbox, either.
There are real **** companies, but these two aren't.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:40
by Rand
Okay
@rusty_shackleford, this should be amusing.
What's your gripe with Beamdog and/or Gearbox?
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:45
by rusty_shackleford
beamshit inserted butthurt libtard propaganda into the BG EEs, BG2 companion is an insufferable ugly negress vampire(they even trick you by having a temporary attractive white companion lead you to her) that is all around the best character in terms of stats(wow, surprising), SoD has ****** & sodomite propaganda with a stronk female character protagonist, IE game ""enhanced"" editions hurt the actual open source GemRB remakes and set them back who knows how many years by making people less interested in participating in their development
also their most recent game was more libtard propaganda with STRONK HEAR ME ROAR womyn who don't need no man despite trying to be an 80s nostalgia-bait game, it sold maybe 4 copies total or something idk, it was a complete failure
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:47
by Rand
Oh, yeah. I forgot about this dogshit.

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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 17:49
by rusty_shackleford
game journo outlets were drooling over that propaganda piece
turns out there's barely anyone ******* interested in that kind of soy
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 18:15
by Oyster Sauce
Rand wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 17:34
Beamdog is an okay games company.
I don't think anyone is against Gearbox, either.
There are real **** companies, but these two aren't.
We thinking of the same Gearbox?

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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 18:51
by gerey
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 19:40
by J1M
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 17:07
Embracer completely ****** itself by mass purchasing a bunch of worthless companies that make nothing of note and full of people who don't work
no idea what their strategy was
Perhaps Lars wanted to save gaming by making them all go down in flames?
Interest rates were low and IP has value. Nobody predicted interest rates going from 1% to 6% in a year.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 20:43
by Slavic Sorcerer
Let me guess
Blonde Paladin - strong, independent woman, possible interest in the sorcerres'/wizardess' panties
Wizardess - white woman, strong and independent, possibly slutty, leading Blonde Paladin into scizzoring
****** - enough said, looks like always morally correct one too
Vaguely asian bard/rogue - I bet a buck he's gay or at least bicurious + slutty
Vampire lady - looks like normal villain to me, but after Carmilla I've got a feeling she's the one pulling the strings
Beastman - written as the avatar of toxic masculinity
****, even the Dracula-esque villian on the top looks vaguely like a minority
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 21:20
by General Reign
Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 20:43
Let me guess
Blonde Paladin - strong, independent woman, possible interest in the sorcerres'/wizardess' panties
Wizardess - white woman, strong and independent, possibly slutty, leading Blonde Paladin into scizzoring
****** - enough said, looks like always morally correct one too
Vaguely asian bard/rogue - I bet a buck he's gay or at least bicurious + slutty
Vampire lady - looks like normal villain to me, but after Carmilla I've got a feeling she's the one pulling the strings
Beastman - written as the avatar of toxic masculinity
****, even the Dracula-esque villian on the top looks vaguely like a minority
Dracula was a minority tho.

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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 21:32
by Slavic Sorcerer
I should've rephrased
looks vaguely like a minority to
looks vaguely asian
Belo Lugosi, the first Dracula's actor, was Hungarian
Also, what's with current animation style that makes male lips more prominent?
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 21:34
by General Reign
Slavic Sorcerer wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 21:32
I should've rephrased
looks vaguely like a minority to
looks vaguely asian
Belo Lugosi, the first Dracula's actor, was Hungarian
Also, what's with current animation style that makes male lips more prominent?
The gays and anime no doubt.
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Posted: October 29th, 2023, 22:54
by J1M
The sad part is that I would like to see games made with art that looks like an 80s cartoon. When the 85 IQ marketing executives look at why that game failed they won't divorce ESG from art.
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 01:00
by wndrbr
gerey wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:57
wndrbr wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:24
I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).
They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).
yeah but that's on Square Enix. NuLaras were competently made (unlike modern AAA games).
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 02:10
by aweigh
wndrbr wrote: ↑
October 30th, 2023, 01:00
gerey wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:57
wndrbr wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:24
I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).
They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).
yeah but that's on Square Enix. NuLaras were competently made (unlike modern AAA games).
If i remember right the woke Avengers game was made by the core team behind the nuLara Croft games, and the (pretty good, IMO) Guardians of the Galaxy game was made by the core team behind the nuDeus Ex games.
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 02:20
by wndrbr
aweigh wrote: ↑
October 30th, 2023, 02:10
wndrbr wrote: ↑
October 30th, 2023, 01:00
gerey wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 16:57
They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).
yeah but that's on Square Enix. NuLaras were competently made (unlike modern AAA games).
If i remember right the woke Avengers game was made by the core team behind the nuLara Croft games, and the (pretty good, IMO) Guardians of the Galaxy game was made by the core team behind the nuDeus Ex games.
nuDesu Ex dev studio (Eidos Montreal) wasn't mentioned in the news cuz they weren't hit with layoffs.
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 16:00
by Red7
oh so they will fire like 12 from 20 indian guys who do all the coding 0.2 usd per hour and 100 rest will be all vagina equity hire ensuring soy control.
gaYming is ******* dead. only new **** that dont look like CUMFACTOR testosterone levels is that new robocop game. will see.
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 23:34
by rusty_shackleford
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 23:36
by Acrux
Wrong. We got Caves of Lore and a few other really great games this year. But none of them came from your stupid big studios.
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 23:38
by rusty_shackleford
developer famous for stealing content from customers after they bought it suddenly has developers stolen from them
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/bungie-af ... by-layoffs
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Posted: October 30th, 2023, 23:55
by The_Mask
Bela.
And he was born in Transylvania. But yes, he was Hungarian. He is, in fact, the only actor ever that has portrayed Dracula to actually be born in Transylvania. Just a fun fact.
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Posted: November 12th, 2023, 12:29
by Norfleet
rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑
October 29th, 2023, 17:07
Embracer completely ****** itself by mass purchasing a bunch of worthless companies that make nothing of note and full of people who don't work
no idea what their strategy was
Their strategy was to immediately flip those companies to the Saudis for profit. When the Saudi deal fell through, they suddenly found that they had spent money they didn't actually have buying companies that couldn't deliver the goods.