Hooray: Shitty gamedevs being fired thread

[rusty_shackleford]

Embracer cutting costs left and right after repeated failures
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/embracer- ... -employees

This followed terminations at Crystal Dynamics, Beamdog, and Gearbox Publishing, which are also owned by the Swedish company and have been affected by its restructuring program.

[maidenhaver]

7eleven is hiring.

[wndrbr]

I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).

[rusty_shackleford]

I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).

they're the devs responsible for the tombraider gore fetish games right

[Phos]

It's threads like these why I have bookmarked this website. =)

[gerey]

I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).

They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).

they're the devs responsible for the tombraider gore fetish games right

Yup.

They used to be the guys responsible for the Blood Omen/Legacy of Kain games, but those good old days are long behind us.

[rusty_shackleford]

Embracer completely fucked itself by mass purchasing a bunch of worthless companies that make nothing of note and full of people who don't work
no idea what their strategy was


Perhaps Lars wanted to save gaming by making them all go down in flames?

[gerey]

IIRC their plan was to purchase as many IPs as possible to make themselves an attractive sale, and then have someone else purchase them, only for the c00f, and now the wars, to hit and make investors far stingier.

[Rand]

Beamdog is an okay games company.
I don't think anyone is against Gearbox, either.

There are real shit companies, but these two aren't.

[Rand]

Okay @rusty_shackleford, this should be amusing.
What's your gripe with Beamdog and/or Gearbox?

[rusty_shackleford]

Okay @rusty_shackleford, this should be amusing.
What's your gripe with Beamdog and/or Gearbox?

beamshit inserted butthurt libtard propaganda into the BG EEs, BG2 companion is an insufferable ugly negress vampire(they even trick you by having a temporary attractive white companion lead you to her) that is all around the best character in terms of stats(wow, surprising), SoD has tranny & sodomite propaganda with a stronk female character protagonist, IE game ""enhanced"" editions hurt the actual open source GemRB remakes and set them back who knows how many years by making people less interested in participating in their development

also their most recent game was more libtard propaganda with STRONK HEAR ME ROAR womyn who don't need no man despite trying to be an 80s nostalgia-bait game, it sold maybe 4 copies total or something idk, it was a complete failure

[Rand]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about this dogshit.

[rusty_shackleford]

game journo outlets were drooling over that propaganda piece
turns out there's barely anyone fucking interested in that kind of soy

[Oyster Sauce]

Beamdog is an okay games company.
I don't think anyone is against Gearbox, either.

There are real shit companies, but these two aren't.

What's your gripe with Gearbox?

We thinking of the same Gearbox?

[gerey]

Beamdog is an okay games company.

[J1M]

Embracer completely fucked itself by mass purchasing a bunch of worthless companies that make nothing of note and full of people who don't work
no idea what their strategy was


Perhaps Lars wanted to save gaming by making them all go down in flames?

Interest rates were low and IP has value. Nobody predicted interest rates going from 1% to 6% in a year.

[Slavic Sorcerer]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about this dogshit.

Let me guess

Blonde Paladin - strong, independent woman, possible interest in the sorcerres'/wizardess' panties
Wizardess - white woman, strong and independent, possibly slutty, leading Blonde Paladin into scizzoring
Nigger - enough said, looks like always morally correct one too
Vaguely asian bard/rogue - I bet a buck he's gay or at least bicurious + slutty
Vampire lady - looks like normal villain to me, but after Carmilla I've got a feeling she's the one pulling the strings
Beastman - written as the avatar of toxic masculinity
Fuck, even the Dracula-esque villian on the top looks vaguely like a minority

[General Reign]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about this dogshit.

Let me guess

Blonde Paladin - strong, independent woman, possible interest in the sorcerres'/wizardess' panties
Wizardess - white woman, strong and independent, possibly slutty, leading Blonde Paladin into scizzoring
Nigger - enough said, looks like always morally correct one too
Vaguely asian bard/rogue - I bet a buck he's gay or at least bicurious + slutty
Vampire lady - looks like normal villain to me, but after Carmilla I've got a feeling she's the one pulling the strings
Beastman - written as the avatar of toxic masculinity
Fuck, even the Dracula-esque villian on the top looks vaguely like a minority

Dracula was a minority tho.

[Slavic Sorcerer]

Dracula was a minority tho.

I should've rephrased looks vaguely like a minority to looks vaguely asian

Belo Lugosi, the first Dracula's actor, was Hungarian

Also, what's with current animation style that makes male lips more prominent?

[General Reign]

Dracula was a minority tho.

I should've rephrased looks vaguely like a minority to looks vaguely asian

Belo Lugosi, the first Dracula's actor, was Hungarian

Also, what's with current animation style that makes male lips more prominent?

The gays and anime no doubt.

[J1M]

Oh, yeah. I forgot about this dogshit.

The sad part is that I would like to see games made with art that looks like an 80s cartoon. When the 85 IQ marketing executives look at why that game failed they won't divorce ESG from art.

[wndrbr]

I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).

They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).

yeah but that's on Square Enix. NuLaras were competently made (unlike modern AAA games).

[aweigh]

I don't remember Crystal Dynamics releasing any outright bad or incompetently-made games (Avengers doesn't count, the blame lies on Square Enix).

They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).

yeah but that's on Square Enix. NuLaras were competently made (unlike modern AAA games).

If i remember right the woke Avengers game was made by the core team behind the nuLara Croft games, and the (pretty good, IMO) Guardians of the Galaxy game was made by the core team behind the nuDeus Ex games.

[wndrbr]

They also haven't released anything profitable in a long time. 2018 is when they released the last NuLara game, and after that it was Avengers and not much else. 5 years without making a profit is a long time (and that's assuming the third NuLara game sold all that well).

yeah but that's on Square Enix. NuLaras were competently made (unlike modern AAA games).

If i remember right the woke Avengers game was made by the core team behind the nuLara Croft games, and the (pretty good, IMO) Guardians of the Galaxy game was made by the core team behind the nuDeus Ex games.

nuDesu Ex dev studio (Eidos Montreal) wasn't mentioned in the news cuz they weren't hit with layoffs.

[Red7]

oh so they will fire like 12 from 20 indian guys who do all the coding 0.2 usd per hour and 100 rest will be all vagina equity hire ensuring soy control.

gaYming is fucking dead. only new shit that dont look like CUMFACTOR testosterone levels is that new robocop game. will see.

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[rusty_shackleford]

[Acrux]

Wrong. We got Caves of Lore and a few other really great games this year. But none of them came from your stupid big studios.

[rusty_shackleford]

developer famous for stealing content from customers after they bought it suddenly has developers stolen from them
https://www.gamesindustry.biz/bungie-af ... by-layoffs

[The_Mask]

Belo Lugosi, the first Dracula's actor, was Hungarian

Bela.

And he was born in Transylvania. But yes, he was Hungarian. He is, in fact, the only actor ever that has portrayed Dracula to actually be born in Transylvania. Just a fun fact.

[Norfleet]

Embracer completely fucked itself by mass purchasing a bunch of worthless companies that make nothing of note and full of people who don't work
no idea what their strategy was

Their strategy was to immediately flip those companies to the Saudis for profit. When the Saudi deal fell through, they suddenly found that they had spent money they didn't actually have buying companies that couldn't deliver the goods.