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Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: July 21st, 2025, 22:16
by Valter
Valter wrote: July 21st, 2025, 21:56
rusty_shackleford wrote: July 21st, 2025, 19:44
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: July 4th, 2025, 03:30
Blue Archive has gotten a Steam release.

Valter wrote: July 4th, 2025, 04:01


It's been ten thousand years...
:waiting:
Finarfin wrote: July 4th, 2025, 11:19


God, I hate Germany sometimes. Blue Archive is not available here.
Finarfin wrote: July 4th, 2025, 14:05
******* ****** off that I can't get Blue Archive on Steam. I don't want to play it on my phone. Don't they offer a non-steam PC version?
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Yeah? Enlighten me
@rusty_shackleford

sorry if that came off as snippy, just tired of being accused of raping toddlers for liking this game


Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: July 21st, 2025, 22:27
by Finarfin
He did mean that though.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: July 22nd, 2025, 01:19
by Valter
Finarfin wrote: July 21st, 2025, 22:27
He did mean that though.
Which is... not fine, but understandable. The playerbase has inflicted this reputation on itself. A jab here or there is expected, should be expected. But it's gotten worse since it launched on Steam.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: July 22nd, 2025, 01:25
by rusty_shackleford
Valter wrote: July 22nd, 2025, 01:19
Finarfin wrote: July 21st, 2025, 22:27
He did mean that though.
Which is... not fine, but understandable. The playerbase has inflicted this reputation on itself. A jab here or there is expected, should be expected. But it's gotten worse since it launched on Steam.
It was a joke. :heart:

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: July 22nd, 2025, 17:50
by Val the Moofia Boss
It would appear that Genshin Impact's 6.0 expansion has been announced, and it will not be the 7th nation of Snezhnaya, but be some new region called Nod Krai. It has a lineup of a dozen Wuthering Waves rejects to last several months, so it can't just be a patch or two. I wonder why the devs are diverging from their 7 chapter story outline they laid out way back when. Maybe they are trying to stall and pad out the time until they reach the ending. Wonder if they will have the Traveler acquire any new abilities in 6.0 if it's not Cryo powers.


Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 2nd, 2025, 02:53
by Val the Moofia Boss
Some neat machinimas:










Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 2nd, 2025, 09:42
by Valter
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: August 2nd, 2025, 02:53
Some neat machinimas:

Huh. Now that you mention it, isn't Svarog their version of Berserker? And their story also takes place in a snowy region

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No such thing as a coincidence. Star Rail devs are giga Fate weebs :wise:

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 4th, 2025, 22:56
by WhiteShark
Valter wrote: August 2nd, 2025, 09:42
No such thing as a coincidence. Star Rail devs are giga Fate weebs :wise:
miHoYo is weebs all the way down. The mi in the company name is a reference to Hatsune Miku and their slogan is 'tech otakus save the world'.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 4th, 2025, 23:00
by Valter
WhiteShark wrote: August 4th, 2025, 22:56
Valter wrote: August 2nd, 2025, 09:42
No such thing as a coincidence. Star Rail devs are giga Fate weebs :wise:
miHoYo is weebs all the way down. The mi in the company name is a reference to Hatsune Miku and their slogan is 'tech otakus save the world'.
I remember they had the slogan front and center back when I played Honkai Impact 3rd. :old: Kinda endearing. Do they still have it on their other games' startup screens?

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 4th, 2025, 23:01
by Valter
Valter wrote: August 4th, 2025, 23:00
WhiteShark wrote: August 4th, 2025, 22:56
Valter wrote: August 2nd, 2025, 09:42
No such thing as a coincidence. Star Rail devs are giga Fate weebs :wise:
miHoYo is weebs all the way down. The mi in the company name is a reference to Hatsune Miku and their slogan is 'tech otakus save the world'.
I remember they had the slogan front and center back when I played Honkai Impact 3rd. :old: Kinda endearing. Do they still have it on their other games' startup screens?
@Val the Moofia Boss boot up Star Rail NOW :broken:

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 4th, 2025, 23:04
by WhiteShark
Valter wrote: August 4th, 2025, 23:00
I remember they had the slogan front and center back when I played Honkai Impact 3rd. :old: Kinda endearing. Do they still have it on their other games' startup screens?
No idea. I only read about it on Wikipedia. :read:

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 5th, 2025, 00:14
by Brother Michael
I’ve been playing Lego Star Wars on my phone. It’s exquisite.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 5th, 2025, 01:17
by Val the Moofia Boss
Valter wrote: August 4th, 2025, 23:01
Valter wrote: August 4th, 2025, 23:00
WhiteShark wrote: August 4th, 2025, 22:56

miHoYo is weebs all the way down. The mi in the company name is a reference to Hatsune Miku and their slogan is 'tech otakus save the world'.
I remember they had the slogan front and center back when I played Honkai Impact 3rd. :old: Kinda endearing. Do they still have it on their other games' startup screens?
@Val the Moofia Boss boot up Star Rail NOW :broken:
HSR loginscreen:

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Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 5th, 2025, 02:15
by rusty_shackleford
Brother Michael wrote: August 5th, 2025, 00:14
I’ve been playing Lego Star Wars on my phone. It’s exquisite.
I had one of these for the gamecube, it was very fun

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 5th, 2025, 03:26
by Kriptini
Valter wrote: August 4th, 2025, 23:00
I remember they had the slogan front and center back when I played Honkai Impact 3rd. :old: Kinda endearing. Do they still have it on their other games' startup screens?
It was front and center when I applied to work for them earlier this year. :mrgreen:

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 11th, 2025, 15:13
by Valter
Star Rail might have the single most unappealing mascot I've seen in a gacha. Little furry **** just makes me wanna kick it when I get bad pulls
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Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 01:07
by Val the Moofia Boss
I love Pom Pom. I wrote on the last survey that I wanted to see more of him (along with Welt and Himeko).
► Pom Pom art

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 07:20
by A Chinese opium den
This thread reads like a different website.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 12:28
by Tangerine
A Chinese opium den wrote: August 12th, 2025, 07:20
This thread reads like a different website.
You mean I'm not on Rich Paypig Gamers HQ?

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 18:05
by Valter
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: August 12th, 2025, 01:07
I love Pom Pom. I wrote on the last survey that I wanted to see more of him (along with Welt and Himeko).
► Pom Pom art
But he dresses so silly! :mad:

You like Pom Pom more than the ZZZ mascot?
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Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 18:08
by Finarfin
And I like both.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 18:15
by Val the Moofia Boss
I love Overtime Boo too.

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Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 18:25
by Valter
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: August 12th, 2025, 18:15
I love Overtime Boo too.

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Oh wtf there's more of him :bounce:

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 12th, 2025, 19:06
by Valter
Brother Michael wrote: August 5th, 2025, 00:14
I’ve been playing Lego Star Wars on my phone. It’s exquisite.
I have to say, Lego Star Wars was quite fun when I was younger. I'm glad it's still going

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 13th, 2025, 05:05
by Val the Moofia Boss
I hate hours long server maintenance. Arena Net did the world a disservice by patenting the idea of keeping up servers for people to continue playing the old/current version of a game on while other servers are patched and go up so that you can quit and patch your game and immediately play again as soon as those are up.


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The new character of Hysilens feels disappointing following Phainon and his transformation, the reality marble with the apocalyptic hellscape, his spectacular moon drops and colossal sword swings, etc. She seems to just have one cutscene animation with the whale and it does a rather weak swallow. The whale Lost Art from Kuro 2 felt like it had some weight.

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Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 13th, 2025, 09:16
by Trickster
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: August 12th, 2025, 18:15
I love Overtime Boo too.

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Literally me. I'm so tired....

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 13th, 2025, 10:56
by Norfleet
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: August 13th, 2025, 05:05
I hate hours long server maintenance. Arena Net did the world a disservice by patenting the idea of keeping up servers for people to continue playing the old/current version of a game on while other servers are patched and go up so that you can quit and patch your game and immediately play again as soon as those are up.
I'm not sure why they would patent something so ******. Let me tell you about an even older piece of tech, from back in the days of MUDs: You didn't even have to log out or quit. When the servers were patched, it was just BAM, instantly patched, with only the announcement that the game would briefly pause for a second while the patch went online. You could be fighting some ******, the game could patch IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT, and aside from a brief 5 second hiccup, you would just keep right on fighting that ******.

But developers are talentless hacks these days, so this has apparently become lostech.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 19th, 2025, 01:45
by Val the Moofia Boss
► HSR 4.X 2026 anniversary character leak

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 24th, 2025, 02:19
by Val the Moofia Boss
Norfleet wrote: August 24th, 2025, 00:35
You and your weeb ****. What the hell does that even mean? Only two of those are real words and neither one has any meaning when used together with the other two.
This requires a little bit of a history lesson.
► A short history of Mihoyo
Then they made a fourth Houkai/Honkai game, Honkai Star Rail. Same story revolving around supernatural calamities (this time called Stellarons instead of Houkai). The "Star Rail" part refers to the main party's vehicle, the Astral Express (inspired by the Galaxy Express 999 anime). It appears that by default, most vessels in the HSR setting are incapable of interstellar travel. The Astral Express was created by a man who ascended and became a god named Akivili to discover new worlds, and open up tears in the fabric of space that allow people who follow in the Express' wake to travel to other worlds. This path is called the Star Rail. The first few arcs have you retrace the Astral Express' path to established worlds, but the current arc has you go off grid into uncharted territory to establish the Star Rail there.

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In the background codex lore, Genshin and HSR actually all take place in the same overall universe of the Imaginary Tree in HI3. Alternate universe/rehashes of HI3 characters appear in Genshin and HSR. HSR is also somewhat of a sequel to HI3, with an actual character (Welt) from HI3 having travelled across universes to HSR after the ending of HI3.

Mihoyo's latest game, Zenless Zone Zero, has been declared by Mihoyo to have zero connection to the Honkaiverse whatsoever. No similar names, no character rehashes/expies, no shared far background setting of the Imaginary Tree, etc. They do share the same overall story idea of the game taking place in the wake of an apocalypse.

Shithole (Mobile Games, Gacha, Android/IOS games)

Posted: August 24th, 2025, 03:51
by Norfleet
I regret asking already.