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Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 05:54
by Val the Moofia Boss
Trickster wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 05:43
Why are you playing as gay lizard men?
I usually play as cool inhuman beastmen if that is an option. The bear in Tekken, the wolf guy in Vantage Masters, Tauren and Pandaren in WoW, Charr in GW2, etc. But they need to be cool. Khajit and Argonians aren't cool.

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These Dragonborn are kinda cool-ish. I found a digitigrade legs mods but I am afraid of installing more mods during my playthrough and whether or not it will conflict with some outfit alteration mods I already have installed like Dignify.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 06:01
by buttfucker 3000
Cipher wrote: December 21st, 2025, 10:41
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 21st, 2025, 05:20

Which BG3 party members are generally regarded as the best story wise? I wonder if I should install that mod that just plays all party member cutscenes regardless of whether or not they are in your party.
They are all really bad.

Lae'zel shows a change after you earn enough friendship points with her and while still brutally honest and abrasive, is nevertheless loyal to you. I hated her sassy attitude in the beginning but ended up really liking her by the end. Specially because she is the only one of the party members that doesn't have a secret that she is hiding from you. She is just an earnest githyanki warrior trying to remove the tadpole to stay alive as per the knowledge she has due to her upbringing. I wouldn't call her "great" but certainly was the best of the bunch who all keep trying to "one up" each other with their snowflake main character syndrome.

Gale is alright, if a little bit pretentious. If you use the mod that makes him straight (which everyone should) then he shouldn't be a degenerate houndog salivating for your hide and should just be a nice wizard pal.

Wyll is alright if you use the Wyll's of Toril mod to make him a Baldurian instead of a ******. He is kind of a poser but at least he is genuinely heroic in the sense that he tries to do the right thing unlike the other edgelords in your party.

Shadowheart is an emo goth all the way to the very end until you finish her personal quest, then she mellows out but its not really worth all the hassle. She is not bloodthirsty like Astarion so if you are playing a heroic character you can bring her along without having to suffer her nagging too much. Just never push her on her secrets and let her keep the facade and she won't dislike you/***** too much.

Karlach is a straight up redditor. Talks like one too. She has a good melee class, but so does Lae'zel and Lae'zel is considerably less insufferable. Karlach's one good trait is that she is also heroic so she won't be bitching if you are not an evil murder hobo. That's it. It's her only redeeming feature. If you can tolerate the word choices she uses, are playing a heroic character and are looking for another melee character besides Lae'zel, then I guess she is alright.

Astarion is a ****** and as a vampire that tried to feast on my character, he got stake in the heart just like all filthy bloodsuckers deserve, as Lathander intended. From what I've read he is really evil, emo and pretentious. Some find his humor hilarious but I just don't fraternize with evil monsters.

Halsin is just as much of a horndog as Gale, if not more so. Make sure to get that mod or else he is insurable. With the mod, he is somewhat boring with nothing really interesting to add or say. Once you learn that he was only added as a companion due to crazy fujoshi fans wanted him to bear rape them, it all makes sense. I guess he is inoffensive enough.

Jaheira is just as bossy and naggy as she was in BG 1 and 2. I don't particularly care for her that much. I am one of those few that actually liked Khalid and was sad to see him so unceremoniously disposed in BG2.

Minsc is a caricature of the original and Matt Merzer does a parody impression of Jim Cummings. If original Minsc was seasons 1 to 9 Homer Simpson, then BG3 Minsc is late season Homer Simpson, completely flanderized without all the nuance his character once had.

I am being extremely charitable here, I still stand by my statement that they are all really bad but if you decide to engage with the game's companions on the game's terms, then those three, in that order and with those mods, are decent enough. Also, there's a way to have a party of 6 like in the original BG games but it really destroys the difficulty curve, even playing on Tactician.

In terms of "story" content:
► Show Spoiler
All in all, I don't really think any character is crucial to the plot so bring whoever you like best or whoever has the class features that better suit your party composition.
Pretty sure Gale is already straight, and he's easily the most tolerable of the origin companions.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 06:05
by Oyster Sauce
buttfucker 3000 wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 06:01
Cipher wrote: December 21st, 2025, 10:41
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 21st, 2025, 05:20

Which BG3 party members are generally regarded as the best story wise? I wonder if I should install that mod that just plays all party member cutscenes regardless of whether or not they are in your party.
They are all really bad.

Lae'zel shows a change after you earn enough friendship points with her and while still brutally honest and abrasive, is nevertheless loyal to you. I hated her sassy attitude in the beginning but ended up really liking her by the end. Specially because she is the only one of the party members that doesn't have a secret that she is hiding from you. She is just an earnest githyanki warrior trying to remove the tadpole to stay alive as per the knowledge she has due to her upbringing. I wouldn't call her "great" but certainly was the best of the bunch who all keep trying to "one up" each other with their snowflake main character syndrome.

Gale is alright, if a little bit pretentious. If you use the mod that makes him straight (which everyone should) then he shouldn't be a degenerate houndog salivating for your hide and should just be a nice wizard pal.

Wyll is alright if you use the Wyll's of Toril mod to make him a Baldurian instead of a ******. He is kind of a poser but at least he is genuinely heroic in the sense that he tries to do the right thing unlike the other edgelords in your party.

Shadowheart is an emo goth all the way to the very end until you finish her personal quest, then she mellows out but its not really worth all the hassle. She is not bloodthirsty like Astarion so if you are playing a heroic character you can bring her along without having to suffer her nagging too much. Just never push her on her secrets and let her keep the facade and she won't dislike you/***** too much.

Karlach is a straight up redditor. Talks like one too. She has a good melee class, but so does Lae'zel and Lae'zel is considerably less insufferable. Karlach's one good trait is that she is also heroic so she won't be bitching if you are not an evil murder hobo. That's it. It's her only redeeming feature. If you can tolerate the word choices she uses, are playing a heroic character and are looking for another melee character besides Lae'zel, then I guess she is alright.

Astarion is a ****** and as a vampire that tried to feast on my character, he got stake in the heart just like all filthy bloodsuckers deserve, as Lathander intended. From what I've read he is really evil, emo and pretentious. Some find his humor hilarious but I just don't fraternize with evil monsters.

Halsin is just as much of a horndog as Gale, if not more so. Make sure to get that mod or else he is insurable. With the mod, he is somewhat boring with nothing really interesting to add or say. Once you learn that he was only added as a companion due to crazy fujoshi fans wanted him to bear rape them, it all makes sense. I guess he is inoffensive enough.

Jaheira is just as bossy and naggy as she was in BG 1 and 2. I don't particularly care for her that much. I am one of those few that actually liked Khalid and was sad to see him so unceremoniously disposed in BG2.

Minsc is a caricature of the original and Matt Merzer does a parody impression of Jim Cummings. If original Minsc was seasons 1 to 9 Homer Simpson, then BG3 Minsc is late season Homer Simpson, completely flanderized without all the nuance his character once had.

I am being extremely charitable here, I still stand by my statement that they are all really bad but if you decide to engage with the game's companions on the game's terms, then those three, in that order and with those mods, are decent enough. Also, there's a way to have a party of 6 like in the original BG games but it really destroys the difficulty curve, even playing on Tactician.

In terms of "story" content:
► Show Spoiler
All in all, I don't really think any character is crucial to the plot so bring whoever you like best or whoever has the class features that better suit your party composition.
Pretty sure Gale is already straight, and he's easily the most tolerable of the origin companions.
He was furious at me because I didn't have gay sex with him

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 06:12
by buttfucker 3000
Oyster Sauce wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 06:05
buttfucker 3000 wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 06:01
Cipher wrote: December 21st, 2025, 10:41


They are all really bad.

Lae'zel shows a change after you earn enough friendship points with her and while still brutally honest and abrasive, is nevertheless loyal to you. I hated her sassy attitude in the beginning but ended up really liking her by the end. Specially because she is the only one of the party members that doesn't have a secret that she is hiding from you. She is just an earnest githyanki warrior trying to remove the tadpole to stay alive as per the knowledge she has due to her upbringing. I wouldn't call her "great" but certainly was the best of the bunch who all keep trying to "one up" each other with their snowflake main character syndrome.

Gale is alright, if a little bit pretentious. If you use the mod that makes him straight (which everyone should) then he shouldn't be a degenerate houndog salivating for your hide and should just be a nice wizard pal.

Wyll is alright if you use the Wyll's of Toril mod to make him a Baldurian instead of a ******. He is kind of a poser but at least he is genuinely heroic in the sense that he tries to do the right thing unlike the other edgelords in your party.

Shadowheart is an emo goth all the way to the very end until you finish her personal quest, then she mellows out but its not really worth all the hassle. She is not bloodthirsty like Astarion so if you are playing a heroic character you can bring her along without having to suffer her nagging too much. Just never push her on her secrets and let her keep the facade and she won't dislike you/***** too much.

Karlach is a straight up redditor. Talks like one too. She has a good melee class, but so does Lae'zel and Lae'zel is considerably less insufferable. Karlach's one good trait is that she is also heroic so she won't be bitching if you are not an evil murder hobo. That's it. It's her only redeeming feature. If you can tolerate the word choices she uses, are playing a heroic character and are looking for another melee character besides Lae'zel, then I guess she is alright.

Astarion is a ****** and as a vampire that tried to feast on my character, he got stake in the heart just like all filthy bloodsuckers deserve, as Lathander intended. From what I've read he is really evil, emo and pretentious. Some find his humor hilarious but I just don't fraternize with evil monsters.

Halsin is just as much of a horndog as Gale, if not more so. Make sure to get that mod or else he is insurable. With the mod, he is somewhat boring with nothing really interesting to add or say. Once you learn that he was only added as a companion due to crazy fujoshi fans wanted him to bear rape them, it all makes sense. I guess he is inoffensive enough.

Jaheira is just as bossy and naggy as she was in BG 1 and 2. I don't particularly care for her that much. I am one of those few that actually liked Khalid and was sad to see him so unceremoniously disposed in BG2.

Minsc is a caricature of the original and Matt Merzer does a parody impression of Jim Cummings. If original Minsc was seasons 1 to 9 Homer Simpson, then BG3 Minsc is late season Homer Simpson, completely flanderized without all the nuance his character once had.

I am being extremely charitable here, I still stand by my statement that they are all really bad but if you decide to engage with the game's companions on the game's terms, then those three, in that order and with those mods, are decent enough. Also, there's a way to have a party of 6 like in the original BG games but it really destroys the difficulty curve, even playing on Tactician.

In terms of "story" content:
► Show Spoiler
All in all, I don't really think any character is crucial to the plot so bring whoever you like best or whoever has the class features that better suit your party composition.
Pretty sure Gale is already straight, and he's easily the most tolerable of the origin companions.
He was furious at me because I didn't have gay sex with him
Woah that's weird

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 06:17
by rusty_shackleford
silly me for thinking I'd learn a useful cantrip or something

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 06:17
by Trickster
CheesusCrust wrote: November 21st, 2025, 17:19
interesting ****. so this user openly posted her de-niggafied Wyll on surodmg's server about two hours ago, replacing him with Xavier from Love and Deepspace. i see no **** screeching about d*versity in sight. what in matrix bug i just witnessed? :lol:

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They are cowards. One reason why women are woke cultists is the fear of being cut off from their social group, receiving the cult's disapproval, and being canceled. Wokies are hyper-conformists who view themselves as the moral mainstream while casting any critic as a social pariah (a rich irony for supposed "We wuzz marginalized") 'Therefore, they will never go against popular things like Love and Deepspace. They will find a hundred justifications: "safe horny" "empowering women," etc. This is how it was with Bayonetta, whom they initially accused of sexism; but when they failed to cancel it and the game became a cult hit, they tried to appropriate it, proclaiming her a "feminist icon" and a "lesbian". Their ideology is just a pile of lying excuses for their own vile nature.

Case in point: "Safe horny" didn't prevent them from banning the Ser Aelin mod, which was obviously woman-oriented. Because woke ideology is an openly conformist, hypocritical mixture of nonsensical urges (I can't even call them ideas), whose adherents are faceless gremlins who can only attack and brigade those who are isolated, unpopular, and weak.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 07:04
by Cipher
buttfucker 3000 wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 06:01

Pretty sure Gale is already straight, and he's easily the most tolerable of the origin companions.
Incorrect. All the NPCs that can be in your party are written to always be "player sexual" meaning they will thirst for the Player no matter his or her sex, given that you can create ****** in the character creator. Some are more thirsty than others, before the "Better Romance Mod" that lets you disable romances altogether or make the characters straight, meaning Gale and Halsin will only thirst for a female Main Character, you can easily stumble upon their romance chains if you are just mildly friendly with them.

Take Gale, for example. In his 2nd convo, he tells you about how magic works and the Weave and such. If you inquiry about it he will elaborate and, at some point, offers to show you a "magic light show". If you happen to agree, the magic light show ends with Gale and your character gazing lovingly at each other, triggering the romance.

At another point later, he tells you that throughout his life he has had many acquaintances but not true friends and asks you if he can consider you as such. One would imagine that you can agree to be pals with the Wizard, but that assumption would be wrong.

You have 4 options:

1.- "No, we are not friends."

2,. "Yes... I actually consider you something of more of a friend."

3.- Some other flirty dialogue, but this one is very overt and explicit, unlike the one above.

4.- End the conversation right then and there, without answering.

So, according to the writers, you are either straight up allies by chance and explicitly not friends, you thirst for the Wizard or nothing. That's it.


Halsin is even worst. If you so much as look his way during the celebration after cleansing the Goblin camp of the filth, he instantly thirst for you and you trigger the romance. He even says that he is a horndog, in many more words.

In my opinion, the Better Romance mod is obligatory. Even if you wish to engage (for some reason) with the romance system, instead of disabling it, with the companion characters you are going to get ****** trapped without it.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 07:19
by rusty_shackleford
Cipher wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 07:04
Take Gale, for example. In his 2nd convo, he tells you about how magic works and the Weave and such. If you inquiry about it he will elaborate and, at some point, offers to show you a "magic light show". If you happen to agree, the magic light show ends with Gale and your character gazing lovingly at each other, triggering the romance.
this is actually after they changed it, before it would just trigger a romance scene because you agreed to learn a magic trick

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 08:50
by Trickster
rusty_shackleford wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 07:19
Cipher wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 07:04
Take Gale, for example. In his 2nd convo, he tells you about how magic works and the Weave and such. If you inquiry about it he will elaborate and, at some point, offers to show you a "magic light show". If you happen to agree, the magic light show ends with Gale and your character gazing lovingly at each other, triggering the romance.
this is actually after they changed it, before it would just trigger a romance scene because you agreed to learn a magic trick
"Wanna see a magic trick? Here is your ***, and here's my ****!"

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 11:20
by maidenhaver
The "Weave" xDD

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 22nd, 2025, 21:40
by Val the Moofia Boss
Act 1 to toll house and gnoll horde
► Show Spoiler

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 23rd, 2025, 00:09
by Cipher
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 21:40
Act 1 to toll house and gnoll horde
► Show Spoiler

Spoilers for BG3 Act 1:
► Show Spoiler

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 23rd, 2025, 09:59
by Val the Moofia Boss
I just had an extremely frustrating time where now I might have to redo several hours of playtime because of a bug that there is apparently no mod to fix. :headbang:
► Act 1 Karlach and Witch quest

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 23rd, 2025, 09:59
by rusty_shackleford
Many of the encounters have no 'right' way to do them, which is something I enjoyed. It feels similar to the Gothic games in that you feel like you're sorta breaking the game but it's intended.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 24th, 2025, 10:58
by Val the Moofia Boss
The saga continues.
► Act 1: Wyll, Anders, huntsman, Astarion, Gale, burning inn

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 24th, 2025, 11:19
by Finarfin
Cretin wrote: September 30th, 2025, 02:49
rusty_shackleford wrote: July 19th, 2025, 06:29
Try to find your favorite comment


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Most people have absolutely no idea what the demographics of people who play RPGs is.
The entire game is porn-brained, not romantic in either the modern or classical sense, but as it is Laezel is the best romance in the game and I will die on that hill. If they made laezel look like this:

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instead of a frogwoman, shart would be some weird ****** ****** who is also just a moody **** most of the time. Laezel's romance is the only one that has an actual arc and significant character development. Then theres the fact that laezel stomps the **** out of everything in the game while shart is just a mediocre healbot unless you respec.

Also laezel is a fascist, clearly, shes the choice for any self-respecting racist bodybuilder.

You can probably mod Lae'zel to look more human. I used to play with a mod that made her look less gith and more "human with paint and prosthetics on"


Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 24th, 2025, 19:59
by Cipher
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 23rd, 2025, 09:59
I just had an extremely frustrating time where now I might have to redo several hours of playtime because of a bug that there is apparently no mod to fix. :headbang:
► Act 1 Karlach and Witch quest
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 24th, 2025, 10:58
The saga continues.
► Act 1: Wyll, Anders, huntsman, Astarion, Gale, burning inn
► Show Spoiler

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 24th, 2025, 20:58
by MrTwinkls
There is a mod that shows if you have available events in camp to not miss them and to not waste time by resting when there are none. The game lets itself be broken too easily.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 24th, 2025, 21:00
by Cipher
MrTwinkls wrote: December 24th, 2025, 20:58
There is a mod that shows if you have available events in camp to not miss them and to not waste time by resting when there are none. The game lets itself be broken too easily.
I thought that's only if you are already at the camp, showing which NPCs you need to talk to.

Does that alert you when not in camp that you should go to the camp?

EDIT: Nevermind, I clicked and found the answer. Good mod.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 26th, 2025, 11:06
by Val the Moofia Boss
► Village basement, village well/cave, meeting space orc captain

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 27th, 2025, 12:31
by Val the Moofia Boss
► Act 1: the Spectator boss, Drow band

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 27th, 2025, 12:42
by rusty_shackleford
I suspect the outcome may be different if you're also drow, but perhaps not

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 27th, 2025, 14:36
by Norfleet
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 22nd, 2025, 05:54
But they need to be cool. Khajit and Argonians aren't cool.
But at least they have wares if you have coin.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 27th, 2025, 18:03
by Oyster Sauce
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 27th, 2025, 12:31
► Act 1: the Spectator boss, Drow band
Stop cheating

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: December 28th, 2025, 12:35
by Val the Moofia Boss
► Act 1: character weirdness, neat Myconids, tree roots fight, evil dwarves, karen dwarf

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: January 3rd, 2026, 03:54
by Val the Moofia Boss
So far, I am not sure what is the point of the narrator. 98% of the time, he is just describing stuff that is conveyed by the visuals. *Character looks at a book* Narrator: "You look at a book". He doesn't do any interesting narrator stuff like saying "and then the next time these people met, it was not as friends but as sworn enemies!" or poems and so on. He only has only been relevant a handful of times when describing non-audio visual stuff like how the tad pole effect feels in your head.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: January 3rd, 2026, 04:09
by Rand
Val the Moofia Boss wrote: December 26th, 2025, 11:06
Gale becomes unusually amoral and gets mad that I want to destroy the evil book.
He just wants to eat it.
I'm sure an animated evil book's magic is completely neutral to absorb.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: January 5th, 2026, 20:44
by Val the Moofia Boss
► Act 1: Grymforge

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: January 5th, 2026, 20:59
by Oyster Sauce
@Val the Moofia Boss it's not conveyed well, but after clearing the Grymforge map (just read it) you can go back to the first area and then into the mountain pass to do everything there. Both the pass and the forge have entrances to act 2 that cut you off from all act 1 content, but you can freely explore them and go back and forth until you decide to leave.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: January 5th, 2026, 21:08
by Oyster Sauce
Oyster Sauce wrote: January 5th, 2026, 20:59
@Val the Moofia Boss it's not conveyed well, but after clearing the Grymforge map (just read it) you can go back to the first area and then into the mountain pass to do everything there. Both the pass and the forge have entrances to act 2 that cut you off from all act 1 content, but you can freely explore them and go back and forth until you decide to leave.
Really feels like you were initially supposed to choose between routes. Dunno if the earliest EA version let you go that far.