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Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 15:52
by The_Mask
Baldur’s Gate 3 is out now on PC!



It's time to gather your party and venture forth. Make sure you're sufficiently prepared with our tips for ensuring a smooth transition from Early Access to release. If you have questions or run into issues, check the FAQ below or contact our support team.

Look for more updates from us in the coming days, but for now, here's a message from our founder & creative director, Swen Vincke.

It’s hard to express how much love went into creating Baldur’s Gate 3. For over six years, more than 400 of us poured our hearts and souls into making this, helped by over 2.5 million Early Access players who spent countless hours giving us feedback.

The result is a beautiful, rich universe where you can escape from your daily worries, experience adventure and wonder, and have many many cool and exciting encounters. It’s a place where your identity and choices matter, where surprise lies around every corner, and where your agency is truly rewarded.

I’m super proud of what our team accomplished and I hope you will have an incredible amount of fun exploring what we prepared for you.

-- Swen Vincke

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 16:45
by Shillitron
Why is some ******* with Rusty's IP not seeding though? I'm kicking you off my peer network. :notsureif:

(jk)

The_Mask wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 15:52
Baldur’s Gate 3 is out now on PC!
blah blah blah

I feel very threatened by your posting habits.. You trying to put me out of a job?

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 17:00
by The_Mask
Shillitron wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 16:45
I feel very threatened by your posting habits.. You trying to put me out of a job?
If I tried to put you out of a job, I'd do that with every RPG I encounter, just like you do.

Coincidentally, what you do is sucking the life out of a forum, because people won't add organically, they'll just become lazy, and rely on you to do it.

I just add to what I like. Others do, too. That's how the ball keeps rolling organically.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 17:26
by rusty_shackleford

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 17:42
by Shillitron
The_Mask wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 17:00
Coincidentally, what you do is sucking the life out of a forum, because people won't add organically, they'll just become lazy, and rely on you to do it.
If I didn't do it.. then my forum wouldn't get perks and goodies from the development teams.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 17:45
by rusty_shackleford
wait I get a free copy of BG3 if I shill for the game?

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 18:02
by The_Mask

Swen either drunk or high out of his mind, right now:


Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 19:41
by Shillitron
> Be Albino Chad Dragonborn
> Alpha male of Faerun
> Peek Performance
> Except... Tiny Micro Penis
> Dragonbro's.. ... No... Not like this..
> Shadowheart is gonna laugh at us...
> I should probably just kill everyone.. **** it

Sorry for the Dark Urge Spoiler..

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Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 20:52
by Tweed
Slim Goodbody meets HR Giger. Did someone at Larian really think this was attractive?

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 20:59
by Fedora Master
Shillitron wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 19:41
> Be Albino Chad Dragonborn
> Alpha male of Faerun
> Peek Performance
> Except... Tiny Micro Penis
> Dragonbro's.. ... No... Not like this..
> Shadowheart is gonna laugh at us...
> I should probably just kill everyone.. **** it

Sorry for the Dark Urge Spoiler..

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Should've given it a vagina cloaka

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 21:14
by rusty_shackleford
fr fr no cap
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Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 23:48
by rusty_shackleford
I like how the characters slowly accumulate dirt/blood on them from combat.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 3rd, 2023, 23:56
by The_Mask
rusty_shackleford wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 23:48
I like how the characters slowly accumulate dirt/blood on them from combat.
What character did you make?

(I think I know the answer, but still... )

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 00:06
by rusty_shackleford
The_Mask wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 23:56
rusty_shackleford wrote: August 3rd, 2023, 23:48
I like how the characters slowly accumulate dirt/blood on them from combat.
What character did you make?

(I think I know the answer, but still... )
Male human fighter

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 00:50
by krokodil
anyone and everyone who plays this game will become increasingly woke the more they are exposed to it. if they play multiple times they WILL eventually ***** out by the end of the decade.

you have been warned.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 00:51
by General Reign
If you are so weak willed that a video game corrupts your thought process you deserve it.

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Posted: August 4th, 2023, 00:58
by krokodil
General Reign wrote: August 4th, 2023, 00:51
If you are so weak willed that a video game corrupts your thought process you deserve it.
is it really so shocking to think that the people who claim to be against wokeness but just HAVE to play this because of FOMO are NPCs?

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 01:00
by Goth-Girl-Supremacy
What's the catch with the half-elf girl? She got one of 'em hermaphrodite dicks down there? Loves BBC? Wants to rim you? Indoctrinates you into some green peace cult? Polyamorous? Secretly transsexual? Fucks horses?

There is no chance these assholes put her in purely to have missionary sex with.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 01:09
by General Reign
krokodil wrote: August 4th, 2023, 00:58
General Reign wrote: August 4th, 2023, 00:51
If you are so weak willed that a video game corrupts your thought process you deserve it.
is it really so shocking to think that the people who claim to be against wokeness but just HAVE to play this because of FOMO are NPCs?
Sounds like another online culture war thing that normal people do not concern themselves with even though they also hate woke ****.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 01:26
by Dangerous_JB
Are you **** actually playing this ****? Larian couldn’t make a good game if their lives depended on it. Plus it’s pozzed to hell like all western games made in current year.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 01:29
by General Reign
I will likely play it when it is 10 dollars if there is more to the game than ******* nig-nogs and bears.

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Posted: August 4th, 2023, 01:56
by Goth-Girl-Supremacy
Micah's actually just waiting for the wheelchair & dungeon ramps DLC.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 02:13
by rusty_shackleford
Dangerous_JB wrote: August 4th, 2023, 01:26
Are you **** actually playing this ****? Larian couldn’t make a good game if their lives depended on it. Plus it’s pozzed to hell like all western games made in current year.
Good to know the game has gay warding properties.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 02:17
by The_Mask
Dangerous_JB wrote: August 4th, 2023, 01:26
Are you **** actually playing this ****? Larian couldn’t make a good game if their lives depended on it. Plus it’s pozzed to hell like all western games made in current year.
I am, and I am going to kill any male companions. Just in case.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 02:27
by Gregz
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Posted: August 4th, 2023, 02:49
by krokodil
Play BLACK GEYSER instead of this **** if you really must play a BG game.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 03:03
by General Reign
Black Geyser sounds like a codeword for ****** sex.

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 05:37
by J1M
I killed the level 8 devil leader in the intro that you are supposed to run past. He dropped a flaming greatsword. Not bad for level 1.

Probably going to stop reading this thread for a couple weeks to avoid spoilers.

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Posted: August 4th, 2023, 07:06
by rusty_shackleford
most of the annoying **** I've encountered is just modern D&Disms
like trying to make me feel bad for gutting a devil because DEY WERE AKSHUALLY GUD

Baldur's Gate 3

Posted: August 4th, 2023, 09:28
by rusty_shackleford
Think Tactician might be overtuned, at the lower levels anyways. Enemies feel pretty bloaty with it on.