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I remember when Randy "The *****" Savage got eaten up by my boy

Jake

The Snake

Roberts

Jake Roberts and Randy Savage\u2019s infamous cobra bite segment: WWE Superstars, Nov. 23, 1991
It's no wonder there isn't a single HQser who wants to claim this pathetic wrestler...

You should assign the undertaker guy to Vergil

Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 18:16

Jordy wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 18:13

No one claiming The Macho Man...

He is still a free agent

Not anymore. I claim The Macho Man.

Edit: If Jordy wants Macho Man, I'll take Andre the Giant.

Tinky Winky wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 16:43

Boomer and fake. EuroChads have it much better in both terms of skill and entertainment. You want some dumb fun? There's Telephone Booth Boxing which is quite popular in Eastern Europe, much more interesting than scripted wrestling.

Count on Europe to make wrestling somehow gayer.

Tangerine wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 18:32

Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 18:16

Jordy wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 18:13

No one claiming The Macho Man...

He is still a free agent

Not anymore. I claim The Macho Man.

Edit: If Jordy wants Macho Man, I'll take Andre the Giant.

Jordy claimed Razor Ramon

@Tangerine is now the proud owner of RANDY THE MACHO MAN SAVAGE

@Tangerine

@Val the Moofia Boss should take Yokozuna.

@Val the Moofia Boss

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

[This post has been deletedby the HQ Wrestling Federation]

By the way, there will be a payoff to all of this.



(not really)

Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 18:05

Xenich wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 17:41

'Rowdy' Roddy Piper

@Xenich has something to tell everybody

"If a woman hits me, I will knock her out"

Yeah... I can live with that.

I'll pick one of the billionaires.

Here's a cool match between @rusty_shackleford and @Stack of Turtles

IRS vs. Shawn Michaels 1995

(Edit: Replaced with higher quality video including funny promos)

Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 19:00

I'll pick one of the billionaires.

Donald J Trump is reserved for @Donald J Trump

If you want Vince, you can have him

Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 13th, 2026, 19:01

Here's a cool match between @rusty_shackleford and @Stack of Turtles

This was a really good fight but Rusty beat Stack 1-0

Huge Matchup tonight!

The Macho Man @Tangerine Savage vs The Ultimate @Mordred


PROMOS:



MATCH:



I expect this to be a good, clean match with no possible shenanigans from @Kalarion or anyone else.

This fine morning we present to you: A wholesome ladder match between @Jordy and @rusty_shackleford

Unfortunately this match video doesn't have the walk up intros so i'll post some stand-in intros in their place.

INTRODUCING, at 6'7, 287 lbs, from Miami, Florida... RAZOR.... RAMON! @Jordy


And from San Antonio, Texas... at 6'1, weighing 227 lbs... The heart break kid... SHAWN MICHAELS! @rusty_shackleford


AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR LADDER MATCH: (Commentary provided by @Val the Moofia Boss )

I watch McMahons “Life isn’t fair promo” at least 8x a year for motivation

Here's a very special DARK MATCH (Meaning no announcer commentary) between our very own "Nature Boy" @Kalarion Vs. @logincrash"The ****** Hater" Hogan!

PROMO:


DARK MATCH:


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Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 18th, 2026, 09:14

Here's a very special DARK MATCH (Meaning no announcer commentary) between our very own "Nature Boy" @Kalarion Vs. @logincrash"The ****** Hater" Hogan!

PROMO:


DARK MATCH:


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Is it just me, or is the crowd a little upset with the outcome? To be... continued

The puffed up @Nature BOY fought dirty but still lost against a real American MAN.

Just note: This the HQ Wrestling Federation, and the rules of the space/time continuum do not matter here. Matches can and will be played out of chronological order. That means if there is another challenger out there who wants to pick a wrestler, it's never too late. There are still plenty of great wrestlers to choose. Sign up at any time. You could change history.

1 Undertaker, please!

Manny V wrote: ↑ March 18th, 2026, 10:19

1 Undertaker, please!

THE TAKER

HAS BEEN

TAKEN

(play both videos at the same time for the best effect) Trust Me.
1994


2004

Bertram_Tung wrote: ↑ March 15th, 2026, 06:06

Huge Matchup tonight!



@Tangerine vs @Mordred

I expect this to be a good, clean match with no possible shenanigans from @Kalarion or anyone else.

What an amazing fight this was, despite @Kalarion 's interference.

Bonus footage after the fight:

Are we seeing the beginning of a beautiful relationship between @Tangerine and @Mordred ?

I'll play. This one's easy.

King of Kings, with a big nose.

Long overdue for a @Xenich match, sorry @Xenich

@Xenich vs @logincrash

\u0022Hollywood\u0022 Hulk Hogan vs. \u0022Rowdy\u0022 Roddy Piper: WCW Starrcade 1996

For those of you (not) keeping up at home, here are the current standings:
(This is in the OP now)

don't ping me about this

Stack of Turtles wrote: ↑ March 21st, 2026, 08:39

don't ping me about this

Taxes aren't optional, therefore your participation isn't optional either, Mr. Schyster.

Irwin R. Schyster\u0027s top 10 tax tips (WWE Network Exclusive)