Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 13th, 2026, 08:38
I have Warhammer III now
What do you think of it? Which factions are your favorite?
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Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 13th, 2026, 08:58
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 13th, 2026, 09:04
I've only played a few turns as Imrik because I've been too busy or too tired to really get into the game.Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 13th, 2026, 08:58What do you think of it? Which factions are your favorite?
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 00:08
so they decided, instead of fixing the game or doing faction reworks, or even just adding more cool characters........ to add some ******** non-canon asspull furfag *****/**** 'female' tiger ***** that literally nobody asked for
https://community.creative-assembly.com ... r/blogs/94
why are gamedevs like this
https://community.creative-assembly.com ... r/blogs/94
why are gamedevs like this
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 00:14
You got Shoshon and you're complaining?Manny V wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 00:08so they decided, instead of fixing the game or doing faction reworks, or even just adding more cool characters........ to add some ******** non-canon asspull furfag *****/**** 'female' tiger ***** that literally nobody asked for
https://community.creative-assembly.com ... r/blogs/94
why are gamedevs like this
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 00:45
This is a general RTS/strategy trend. In the historical scene, you commonly witness the game developers see success and then pivot immediately to a Indian/Chinese expansion/DLC, despite the core audience being there for cool European content. Even Age of Empires 2 has taken this turn, focusing so much on oriental content instead of just giving us Crusader content that would be far more interesting and actually fit the core units and mechanics the game was designed around.Manny V wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 00:08so they decided, instead of fixing the game or doing faction reworks, or even just adding more cool characters........ to add some ******** non-canon asspull furfag *****/**** 'female' tiger ***** that literally nobody asked for
https://community.creative-assembly.com ... r/blogs/94
why are gamedevs like this
It's honestly bizarre how ******** strategy developers can be sometimes.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 00:51
it was a hard pill to swallow when Cathay was revealed to be one of the main factions for game 3ThulsaDoomer wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 00:45This is a general RTS/strategy trend. In the historical scene, you commonly witness the game developers see success and then pivot immediately to a Indian/Chinese expansion/DLC, despite the core audience being there for cool European content. Even Age of Empires 2 has taken this turn, focusing so much on oriental content instead of just giving us Crusader content that would be far more interesting and actually fit the core units and mechanics the game was designed around.Manny V wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 00:08so they decided, instead of fixing the game or doing faction reworks, or even just adding more cool characters........ to add some ******** non-canon asspull furfag *****/**** 'female' tiger ***** that literally nobody asked for
https://community.creative-assembly.com ... r/blogs/94
why are gamedevs like this
It's honestly bizarre how ******** strategy developers can be sometimes.
literal asspull faction that didn't even exist in the tabletop
fuckin ******, man
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 00:58
It's not even about appealling to the Chinese (they mostly want exotic foreign European fantasy content; just look at any Chinese MMO).
It's about showing off how well-educated they are that they have internalized the bienpensant "India and China were highly civilized bastions of technology while Europeans were scrabbling in the dirt" narrative.
It's about showing off how well-educated they are that they have internalized the bienpensant "India and China were highly civilized bastions of technology while Europeans were scrabbling in the dirt" narrative.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 01:47
3 is crap
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 02:01
ay, i wasn't even necessarily going for the 'pandering to ******' thingStack of Turtles wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 00:58It's not even about appealling to the Chinese (they mostly want exotic foreign European fantasy content; just look at any Chinese MMO).
It's about showing off how well-educated they are that they have internalized the bienpensant "India and China were highly civilized bastions of technology while Europeans were scrabbling in the dirt" narrative.
just tired of ****** in general
slant-eye fatigue
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 10:09
Oh great they added Lore of Life to Cathay and made the faction way more generic. The devs seem determined to turn the game into Warcraft 1 by removing every factions weaknesses.Manny V wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 00:08so they decided, instead of fixing the game or doing faction reworks, or even just adding more cool characters........ to add some ******** non-canon asspull furfag *****/**** 'female' tiger ***** that literally nobody asked for
https://community.creative-assembly.com ... r/blogs/94
why are gamedevs like this
"Nurgle is an extremely slow-moving, tanky, regenerating faction? Oh, I know, lets make the game better by giving them fast cavalry!"
"Slaanesh is an extremely fragile, fast-moving, melee glass dagger faction? Oh, I know, lets make the game better by giving them tanky frontline heavy infantry!"
Once TWW3 stops getting new content I'm going to make a mod that removes half the DLC units and a few of the base game units, thus improving the game x10.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 10:14
I like grandiose Asian empire factions, and the tigermen look cool.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 10:36
Yeah well that's what weeb games are for, get em out of MY WARHAMMERVal the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:14I like grandiose Asian empire factions, and the tigermen look cool.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 10:45
Do you actually hate oriental cultures in general or just the cartoony aesthetic of anime specifically? Because there are cool oriental themed miniatures that would slight right into Warhammer.Manny V wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:36Yeah well that's what weeb games are for, get em out of MY WARHAMMERVal the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:14I like grandiose Asian empire factions, and the tigermen look cool.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 10:50
I don't HATE, all oriental ****, i'm just so sick of it showing up unwarranted, especially with the whole 'ummm akshually fantasy chyna did x but better and earlier'Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:45Do you actually hate oriental cultures in general or just the cartoony aesthetic of anime specifically? Because there are cool oriental themed miniatures that would slight right into Warhammer.Manny V wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:36Yeah well that's what weeb games are for, get em out of MY WARHAMMERVal the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:14I like grandiose Asian empire factions, and the tigermen look cool.
that and the way they depicted Cathay in TWWH3 was incredibly lame and sterilized. if they had portrayed them in a more gritty manner (like in those pics you linked) it would've at least been a little more tolerable. instead they're just clean, mary-sue **** that **** on the whole setting
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 12:51
I realise this wasn't directed to me, but yes, I hate both.Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:45Do you actually hate oriental cultures in general or just the cartoony aesthetic of anime specifically?
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 13:47
Just play Lokhir Fellheart. Rape everything and leave.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 18:57
you're not gonna believe this but look at your pfpThulsaDoomer wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 12:51I realise this wasn't directed to me, but yes, I hate both.Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:45Do you actually hate oriental cultures in general or just the cartoony aesthetic of anime specifically?
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 17th, 2026, 18:59
kim is a white ***** nameVergil wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 18:57you're not gonna believe this but look at your pfpThulsaDoomer wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 12:51I realise this wasn't directed to me, but yes, I hate both.Val the Moofia Boss wrote: ↑ February 17th, 2026, 10:45Do you actually hate oriental cultures in general or just the cartoony aesthetic of anime specifically?
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 19th, 2026, 14:26
Suffering for all!
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 19th, 2026, 18:56
Anon, y-you're using Tabletop Caps Reborn, right? You're not just doing endgame unit doomstack spam, right?
...Anon?
...Anon?
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 19th, 2026, 22:07
SFO chads reporting
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: February 20th, 2026, 09:53
no need, i have a crippling addiction to variety and thematic army compsHavitner wrote: ↑ February 19th, 2026, 18:56Anon, y-you're using Tabletop Caps Reborn, right? You're not just doing endgame unit doomstack spam, right?
...Anon?
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: May 31st, 2026, 21:08
Playing 40k Dawn of War has got me more interested in the genre. Since Total War is the big boy of them (to my knowledge), and there's a 40k game on the way, I want to try this one.
(I'm a total Warhammer noob btw).
Am I right in saying that I need to own all three Warhammers in order to play as all the races? I want to play Skaven (they give me Redwall and Secret of Nimh vibes), but they're only in the second one.
(I'm a total Warhammer noob btw).
Am I right in saying that I need to own all three Warhammers in order to play as all the races? I want to play Skaven (they give me Redwall and Secret of Nimh vibes), but they're only in the second one.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: May 31st, 2026, 21:28
Buying a third party 3-in-1 key and then unlocking all of the DLC with CreamAPI was the way to do it when I played a few years ago.Bhaalspawn Jr wrote: ↑ May 31st, 2026, 21:08Playing 40k Dawn of War has got me more interested in the genre. Since Total War is the big boy of them (to my knowledge), and there's a 40k game on the way, I want to try this one.
(I'm a total Warhammer noob btw).
Am I right in saying that I need to own all three Warhammers in order to play as all the races? I want to play Skaven (they give me Redwall and Secret of Nimh vibes), but they're only in the second one.
Total War: Warhammer
Posted: May 31st, 2026, 22:07
Nice call. Was about to pay £32.50 on Steam when it's just 13.99 on Loaded. Been a while since I bought from them since there were some claims about their codes being illegitimate.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ May 31st, 2026, 21:28Buying a third party 3-in-1 key and then unlocking all of the DLC with CreamAPI was the way to do it when I played a few years ago.Bhaalspawn Jr wrote: ↑ May 31st, 2026, 21:08Playing 40k Dawn of War has got me more interested in the genre. Since Total War is the big boy of them (to my knowledge), and there's a 40k game on the way, I want to try this one.
(I'm a total Warhammer noob btw).
Am I right in saying that I need to own all three Warhammers in order to play as all the races? I want to play Skaven (they give me Redwall and Secret of Nimh vibes), but they're only in the second one.
As for CreamAPI, that's a new one for me. I'll need to investigate
