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A Darker Life: Unique play-by-poll text adventure - Chapter 1: Metamorphosis

I am Galstaf, Sorcerer of Light
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What do you do?

Poll ended at April 11th, 2025, 12:51

Smoke some pot
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20%
Collect welfare
8
53%
Blast loud nigger music for the neighbors
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27%
 
Total votes: 15

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A Darker Life: Unique play-by-poll text adventure - Chapter 1: Metamorphosis

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As you wake one morning from uneasy dreams you found yourself transformed into a gigantic insect nigger. You were lying on your back and when you lifted your head a little you could see an unfamiliar black belly and dark monkey paws. "What has happened to me?" You thought. It was no dream. Your room, a regular human bedroom, only rather too small, lay quiet between the four familiar walls. Your eyes turned next to the window, and the overcast sky-one could hear rain drops beating on the window gutter-made you quite melancholic. What about sleeping a little longer and forgetting all this nonsense, you thought, but it could not be done, for you are a white man and as such you can't be late for work.

"Oh God", you thought, "I must be on some new crazy drug!" You barely remembers going to a college party the previous night, loud music, muffled voices and other details your lowered IQ brain no longer remembers. You slid down again into your former position. This getting up early, you thought, makes me quite stupid. A man needs his sleep. Sadly, though, you need to get up, since work starts in less than an hour. In one swift motion you rush out of bed an instinctively reach the mirror. Then the horror dawns upon you.

Your mind wasn't playing tricks on you, the reflection you knew your whole life is gone, replaced by a horrifying visage of a barely sentient primate, struggling to stand up straight. Panic settles in as your mind scrambles to deal with your new reality. Your thoughts are everywhere and nowhere: your job, your college, your family. Everything is distorted and suddenly it's all gone. Your last thoughts are something about Race and IQ, but half a second later you feel numb. The urge to fight against reality is gone, replaced with primal urges you don't fully comprehend yet. You try to scream, but the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!".

Despite your adult body, this is your first day as a nigger and you have a lot to learn. Where will you start?

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1. Introduction

Hello friends! It's your favorite eye-stabbing maniac coming to you with a unique proposal: a text based adventure, but the choices are dictated by DEMOCRACY, rather than one individual. Every new chapter brings a poll with three options that runs for about a week, maybe more depending on how busy I am. Once the poll closes whichever option is chosen will determine what happens next. Users are encouraged to post and argue for their chosen option. Users are also allowed to change their minds at any point before closing.

2. The Game

You are George, a former white man turned nigger by some otherworldly spell. You must start your journey from scratch, without having any previous life experience as a black to guide your steps. As part of your new life you must commit "acts of niggerdom", which are various actions that hold significance to the darker skinned. In doing so you will gain experience in the form of "nigger levels". As a lvl 1 nigger you're stuck being just a nuisance to society, but don't fret: earn enough experience and you'll be able to deal drugs, commit armed robbery, rape and even, if you're lucky, start a rap career. The games end when you're either shot by the police, die of an overdose, get a job or pay child support.

3. Special actions

Apart from the 3 options of the poll, you'll be able to choose any special actions that you have already met all of its requirements. These are powerful actions that will certainly result in another nigger level, or even more than one. I might come up with more, but so far I have:

- Armed robbery: requires NL 3 and a gun. Provides money, unlocking further options
- Join a gang: requires nigger level 4, contact in the drug trade, at least two successful crimes
- Start a rap career: NL 5, at least 4 crimes and (((contacts))) in the music industry

4. Character sheet:

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Name: George
Nigger Level: 1

ALRIGHT GENTLEMEN, VOTE!!!
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Shieeeet, if I'se gon be a nigger, I'se gon taik advantuge of da sistym y feel me? Gon get me some reparayshuns and shieeeet.
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Ayo, nigga, it’s too erly to be hittin’ up da welfare office. I ain’t even got my rizz up yet, feel me? I gotta get myself right, gotta bump some bass n' get in the right headspace and get that vibe goin'. Ain’t nobody tryin’ to deal with all that paperwork and shieet without being in the right mood.
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No need to fret asf, hopefully in Eyestabbers world, we can be brought back and be rebuilt.

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Finarfin wrote: April 3rd, 2025, 15:07
No need to fret asf, hopefully in Eyestabbers world, we can be brought back and be rebuilt.

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Only if you people make sensible choices. Remember, every day BILLIONS of young black Americans are shot dead by da police, so choose your options wisely. Death, job or paying child support = game over. Do try to keep your choice of actions within your current nigger level. Low level niggers shouldn't attempt to engage in high niggery. OTOH, high level niggers will gain no further levels by engaging in small scale niggery. CHOOSE WISELY!!! And feel free to argue the merits of each choice here ITT.
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i tried to translate nigger speech into human but gpt says im being offensive
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Character progression

Nigger Level 1

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You're just a wannabe gangster with no real acts of niggerdom to speak of, let alone violence. Much like Riley Freeman you're just looking for a place in the world of niggery.

Nigger Level 2

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You have dabbled in niggery, accumulating some experience in the field, but you're still just a bottom feeder. It's unlikely you'll go to prison at this stage, but PRAY TO JESUS if you do, because you'll end up as another nigger's prison bitch. NL 2 can be achieved by either grinding small scale niggery or trying your hand in a few petty crimes.

Nigger Level 3

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You're a typical nigger thug with a proper criminal past to back it up. While you've clearly earned your place in the niggerhood, you are by no means special. Niggers like you are a dime a dozen. In the war against civilization you're nothing but a foot soldier. NL 3 can't be achieved by simply existing while black, you need to get your hands dirty and commit some actual crimes. If you go to jail your prison bitch status will depend on who's your cellmate and what's your cell block like.

Nigger Level 4

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You managed to climb the ranks and now sit at a comfortable position near the top. While you're still definitely replaceable, it's undeniable that you are an important cog in the machine. Other niggers listen when you talk due to your role as a strategist like Stringer Bell or simply your reputation as a stone cold killer like Chris Partlow. You are a successful nigger, but you're not the top dog, and you best not forget it. NL 4 can't be reached without comitting some serious and violent crimes.

Nigger Level 5

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At long last you have a turf to call your own. Very few niggers reach this stage of the game, but you're luckily one of them. You no longer just play the game, you ARE the game in a sense. Other niggers line up to do your bidding, hoping to secure a place in your petty KANGdom. NL 5 requires the player to be the head of a small-to-medium gang, having secured a territory to call his own. This time you're calling the shots and butting heads with other niggers in similar positions.

Nigger Level 6

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YOU WUZ KANGZ! No, really, you are actually a KANG, not just a gang leader. You have many niggers at your beck and call and your name is constantly in the news. You don't necessarily have to be a head of state, only a particularly important figure of national significance, like the head of a major international gang or a world famous (((civil rights))) activist like MLK or Malcom-X. NL 6 requires running a successful gang and seizing the opportunity to go big.

Nigger Level 7 and beyond

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You are a world renowned PARAGON OF NIGGERNESS whose very name carries unmistakable "fuck whitey" undertones. You harnessed the full power of your melanin, transforming the world into a shittier place in the process. Going over lvl 6 is only possible for a KANG that is both successful AND (((well connected))). This is it boys, this is the end. You're the bane of civilization, the creeping darkness, a modern day Attila the Hun. You are the Scourge of God.
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Shieeeet, we finna becum a Menace II Society™ and finess these White Men (who) Can't Jump™
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Oyster Sauce wrote: April 5th, 2025, 20:02
imgur and wikia links.....
Calm your tits, it's already fixed.
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Muthafucka, if I want to read them damn words, I still be out hustlin’ in school. Stop all that jibber jabber an’ jus’ tell me what went down.
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Tangerine wrote: April 5th, 2025, 22:42
Muthafucka, if I want to read them damn words, I still be out hustlin’ in school. Stop all that jibber jabber an’ jus’ tell me what went down.
Gotta wait until the poll closes and I'll tell the story of whichever option wins. I have stories in my mind for all three options, obviously.
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Well gentlemen, the first poll is closed and the results are in: George is gonna grab himself some well deserved GIBS. Stay tuned for "Chapter 2: Reparations", releasing soon™.
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Eyestabber wrote: April 11th, 2025, 13:06
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Well gentlemen, the first poll is closed and the results are in: George is gonna grab himself some well deserved GIBS. Stay tuned for "Chapter 2: Reparations", releasing soon™.
GIBS ME DAT
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awwww shieeet nigga, holla holla get tha DOLLA, nawmsayin?
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My cuz knows all dem tricks to runnin' da welfare game. He be tellin' me the otha' day, if you burn through all yo’ EBT, dey gots to reset if you claimin’ reparayshuns. They ain’t got no choice but to do it, 'cause of dat 12th amemnent or some sheeit.
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