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> It's real

We lost Chuds..

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Shillitron wrote: January 17th, 2025, 01:23
> It's real

We lost Chuds..

I thought the guy from Black Panther died.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 00:41
Tweed wrote: January 17th, 2025, 00:40
What is it about the slavbrain that leans towards pozz?
Innate desire for self destruction
Can confirm, as a slav-***** mutt I myself inherent the worst characteristics from both races including this.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 00:41
Tweed wrote: January 17th, 2025, 00:40
What is it about the slavbrain that leans towards pozz?
Innate desire for self destruction
Can confirm. I would also add suffering to the list.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 16th, 2025, 23:54
skdursh wrote: January 16th, 2025, 23:52
Warhorse Studios are based in Czechia, kind of splitting the line between the ideological East and West. Up till now I would have considered them proper slavs, though perhaps I was being too generous.
they're gigapozzed like a proper slav
Tbf, once you realize actual Slavs don't exist anymore, it's very easy to understand.

They were killed in large numbers, and replaced by Bolshevik *****. All 'Slavs' alive now have **** admixture - they are literally mutts

Poland is the most obvious case of this.
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RangerBoo wrote: January 16th, 2025, 23:13

in the West we glorify it and brainwash our youth into thinking that homosexual relationships are more loving and stable than heterosexual relationships when that isn't the case.
Heh HQs local ******* peddle the same thing :scratch-pipe:
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After playing kcd for a bit(and getting bored + uninstalling), the most standout part of it is most of the ruling class is competent, wise, and fair. I expect this to change severely in kcd2. All feudal lords were evil racists who used commoners as expendable slaves.
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got like 500 coomer-liberals screaming at me on xwitter that malians are moors
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Don't worry the sex scenes will be skippable.
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cope levels off the charts, chuds will be proven right again and nobody will learn anything
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 00:13
Not my fault slavs keep making the most overly pozzed games

That's a funny way of spelling Canada (BioWare), Norway (Dustborn) and France (Don't Nod).

In short, we dindu nuffin.

How could they have predicted that the wise scholar from Mali would not have been met with praise?

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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:49
cope levels off the charts, chuds will be proven right again and nobody will learn anything
"trust us bro, just give us your money"

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gerey wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:49
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 00:13
Not my fault slavs keep making the most overly pozzed games
That's a funny way of spelling Canada (BioWare), Norway (Dustborn) and France (Don't Nod).

In short, we dindu nuffin.
even BG3 couldn't top cyberpozz, it took painstakingly recreating medieval europe just to insert ******* and ******* into it to top it
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:51
even BG3 couldn't top cyberpozz, it took painstakingly recreating medieval europe just to insert ******* and ******* into it to top it
Veilguard and Dustborn topped Soyberpunk in pozz content and intensity, Q.E.D.
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TKVNC wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:51
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:49
cope levels off the charts, chuds will be proven right again and nobody will learn anything
"trust us bro, just give us your money"
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"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" is code for he's in the game, but we're going to split hairs on hIsToRIcAL acCUrACy

Malian scholars were in medieval Bohemia. You might disagree. You might have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: do you really want to risk your job over this?

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gerey wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:52
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:51
even BG3 couldn't top cyberpozz, it took painstakingly recreating medieval europe just to insert ******* and ******* into it to top it
Veilguard and Dustborn topped Soyberpunk in pozz content and intensity, Q.E.D.
Nobody played those games so it doesn't matter.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:55
Nobody played those games so it doesn't matter.
Thank you for so graciously conceding your defeat.
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gerey wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:00
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:55
Nobody played those games so it doesn't matter.
Thank you for so graciously conceding your defeat.
It's like saying some indie ****** simulator is pozzed, nobody cares and it doesn't count
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:04
It's like saying some indie ****** simulator is pozzed, nobody cares and it doesn't count
Really, there's no need for you to humble yourself further, but I do appreciate the gesture.
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TKVNC wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:51
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 09:49
cope levels off the charts, chuds will be proven right again and nobody will learn anything
"trust us bro, just give us your money"
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"Don't believe everything you see on the internet" is code for he's in the game, but we're going to split hairs on hIsToRIcAL acCUrACy

Strange how they have to wait multiple days to get an official response when a simple tweet saying “ we at warhorse studios will adhere to accuracy of the time period time in KCD 2 with no historical revisionism”


But they didn’t and waiting as close to the release date in making sure they maximize pre order and first week sales.How convenient. There are people out there with a straight face saying you overreacting and there’s nothing to worry about.

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It's because it's worse than you think by far and the only reason it's not leaking is because the people with keys had to sign a legally binding NDA and are using denuvo watermarked copies of the game.
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Unhelpful Contrarian wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:26
Strange how they have to wait multiple days to get an official response when a simple tweet saying “ we at warhorse studios will adhere to accuracy of the time period time in KCD 2 with no historical revisionism”
PR needed a few days to figure out how best to spin the pozz in the game. The "caught by surprise" part is genuine though, the cretins didn't think there was going to be anyone brave/stupid enough to risk breaking the NDA to post leaks online.
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I played A Woman's Lot DLC just the other day and you spend your entire time avoiding combat. I killed one cuman I snuck up on and shoved a knife in his neck from behind. I had to crawl thru a creek while narrowly avoiding being seen.

Fully expecting KCD2 to have warrior women in full plate armor at this point.
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gerey wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:29
the cretins didn't think there was going to be anyone brave/stupid enough to risk breaking the NDA to post leaks online.
I'm blaming this one on putler, if they had sent keys to russians we'd have the full game leaked onto youtube by now
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:30
I played A Woman's Lot DLC just the other day and you spend your entire time avoiding combat. I killed one cuman I snuck up on and shoved a knife in his neck from behind. I had to crawl thru a creek while narrowly avoiding being seen.

Fully expecting KCD2 to have warrior women in full plate armor at this point.
You can use a sword to BTFO cumans in a womans lot. I killed every single Cuman in Skalitz both during the day and the night. The dog is entirely OP for dumpstering those swarthoids.

I should add, the way it's supposed to be played is entirely subterfuge, it's just a game system that let's you massacre them. I guess stabbing them in the neck is slightly believable, perhaps not the whole hold them still while you do though...

I doubt a 16-7 +/- peasant girl would be willing to murder that many men tho
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TKVNC wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:35
rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:30
I played A Woman's Lot DLC just the other day and you spend your entire time avoiding combat. I killed one cuman I snuck up on and shoved a knife in his neck from behind. I had to crawl thru a creek while narrowly avoiding being seen.

Fully expecting KCD2 to have warrior women in full plate armor at this point.
You can use a sword to BTFO cumans in a womans lot. I killed every single Cuman in Skalitz both during the day and the night. The dog is entirely OP for dumpstering those swarthoids.
I played it like it was intended to be played you cheater
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I already knew it was going to be pozzed when I saw this, but I didn't think it would have malian scholar-doctors.

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How difficult was reloading a late medieval era crossbow? Does the average woman have enough upper-body strength to perform it?
Reloading a late medieval crossbow ranged from exceedingly difficult to manageable depending on the method employed. Without mechanical aids, manually spanning a typical late medieval crossbow would have been exceptionally challenging, if not impossible, for the average woman due to the significant upper-body strength required.
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rusty_shackleford wrote: January 17th, 2025, 10:39
Image
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How difficult was reloading a late medieval era crossbow? Does the average woman have enough upper-body strength to perform it?
Reloading a late medieval crossbow ranged from exceedingly difficult to manageable depending on the method employed. Without mechanical aids, manually spanning a typical late medieval crossbow would have been exceptionally challenging, if not impossible, for the average woman due to the significant upper-body strength required.
Pre-windlass crossbows were still minimum 70lbs, for hand pulled.

Military crossbows were far in excess, and required belts with hooks, and most of your back and leg strength to load. They're unironically no easier than Warbows. It is a mans weapon.

Also, I suppose I should add, it's not a stirrup crossbow, has no placement for a windlass. Also it has a wooden lath that is not particularly big (much bigger wooden lathes are found on high poundage bows, or they're made of metal), meaning it is not likely to be a warbow.

All in all, probably a hunting bow, and so very unlikely to do much to plate armour
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