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Baby Steps - soulslike walking sim as a white millenial

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Baby Steps - soulslike walking sim as a white millenial

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the absolute state of video games.
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Look at its competition in 2024, its already goty. Games are dead.
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WTF did I just watch? My god Zoomers are ******* braindead.
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MadPreacher wrote: June 12th, 2023, 11:03
zoom zoom zoomies. Zoomers going zoom.
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maidenhaver wrote: June 12th, 2023, 11:48
MadPreacher wrote: June 12th, 2023, 11:03
zoom zoom zoomies. Zoomers going zoom.
Made by a genX aussie named Bennet Foddy.
For a zoomer audience and he's Australian. They lost their man cards and rank equally to you Slavs. That is less than human.
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The retardation never ends
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I don't know what's worse, either this is being taken seriously or it's an attempt at a "joke", either result is horrifying. I cannot fathom the depths of such degeneracy. I can only imagine how many Youtube thumbnails of grown men with their mouths agape will exist, as they "play" this "game".
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you guys are dogpiling.

The trailer was pretty funny. Dunno how much fun a game like this could be though. There was a similar game where you're an octopus pretending to be a dad and you had to control the individual octopus limbs awkwardly.

even though it's about a "millenial" agewise the target audience is probably zoomers, they love the portal story ****
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What makes this game Soulslike? Does Soulslike just mean ******?
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Emphyrio wrote: June 12th, 2023, 19:17
you guys are dogpiling.

The trailer was pretty funny. Dunno how much fun a game like this could be though. There was a similar game where you're an octopus pretending to be a dad and you had to control the individual octopus limbs awkwardly.

even though it's about a "millenial" agewise the target audience is probably zoomers, they love the portal story ****
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You could always spend 10,000 dollars and 6 months of training and hundreds of hours or modding and playtesting to play ARMA or DCS or any other current game on steam to just get ****** off at wasting your life before throwing your computer in the trash and ramming your car through the front of the state courthouse.

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Acrux wrote: June 12th, 2023, 19:20
What makes this game Soulslike? Does Soulslike just mean ******?
"Soulslike" in the sense players are expected to die repeatedly to chase that feeling of jubilation after finally beating a difficult boss. In Baby Steps's case, the rush will come after successfully crossing a narrow, natural bridge in the 67th attempt.

Does this mean the game will be ******? To players who hate the die-repeatedly-win-once mechanic, then, yes, it won't be the game for them.
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Ah, yes, Foddy games. This is his thing, take a game involving a task that is relatively simple and attach a really micromanaged UI to it to turn it into the entire game.
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I wanna make a game called baby penis where you control a foreskin and have to dodge a jewish guy with a knife
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