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Thousand Year Old Vampire Game
- SiMtRy
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Thousand Year Old Vampire Game
Been Interested in maybe Posting a Solo Playthrough of "Thousand Year Old Vampire".
The game is essentially a solo journaling game where you chronicle the life of a vampire, navigating their unlife, and navigating the advancement of time. It's not really a CYOA book, but more of a creative writing exercise, with dice rolling. So far I've played a couple of games and its been great!
Was thinking people in the forums can help me out with the vampire creation, Each vampire needs a backstory Afterall, this includes who they were, 3 characters they knew previously, their resources (possessions, wealth, gear, etc), 3 skills your vampire convertee had pre conversion (e.g Sword fighting, Slight of hand, Silent Walk, basically skills your character has), 3 Mortal Characters (Someone important to them in their pre-undeath life, be it friend or foe), and 1 immortal character (this will be your sire).
Anyway if there is interest i could perhaps explain it more in the hopes of running it in the Play by Post Sub-Forum.
The game is essentially a solo journaling game where you chronicle the life of a vampire, navigating their unlife, and navigating the advancement of time. It's not really a CYOA book, but more of a creative writing exercise, with dice rolling. So far I've played a couple of games and its been great!
Was thinking people in the forums can help me out with the vampire creation, Each vampire needs a backstory Afterall, this includes who they were, 3 characters they knew previously, their resources (possessions, wealth, gear, etc), 3 skills your vampire convertee had pre conversion (e.g Sword fighting, Slight of hand, Silent Walk, basically skills your character has), 3 Mortal Characters (Someone important to them in their pre-undeath life, be it friend or foe), and 1 immortal character (this will be your sire).
Anyway if there is interest i could perhaps explain it more in the hopes of running it in the Play by Post Sub-Forum.
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SiMtRy wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 19:26Was thinking people in the forums can help me out with the vampire creation
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Woah based, he wants me to steal from him because hes a little fag?
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I think he wants you to dieA Chinese opium den wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:11Woah based, he wants me to steal from him because hes a little fag?
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I like when people that hate me make free stuff for meElement wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:34I think he wants you to dieA Chinese opium den wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:11Woah based, he wants me to steal from him because hes a little fag?
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I didn't read it so actually he said whatever I think he did. Libtard words don't even enter my conciousness.Element wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:34I think he wants you to dieA Chinese opium den wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:11Woah based, he wants me to steal from him because hes a little fag?
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libtards made death of the author because all the stuff they wanted to use was made by people they hate
you can use death of the author to steal death of the author
you can use death of the author to steal death of the author

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"You expect me to pirate your games?"Element wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:34I think he wants you to dieA Chinese opium den wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:11Woah based, he wants me to steal from him because hes a little fag?
"No, Mr.ACOD. I expect you to die."
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You can't be media illiterate if the intent of the author doesn't matter.rusty_shackleford wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 20:38libtards made death of the author because all the stuff they wanted to use was made by people they hate
you can use death of the author to steal death of the author![]()
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repent and find god in your heart
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Death of the Author is actually dead. Today's authors rise from their graves to try and make sure their work isn't misunderstood, and in the case of games, they try to lock them down from modification.
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Take an Indian. Replace the rapey horniness for sex with blood. Make him slightly stereotypically French/European. You're like 75% of the way there.Irenaeus wrote: β April 21st, 2025, 21:20@Vergil help the OP create a vampire; you're the expert.
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Is this piece of shit subhuman shaming me for not believing his jew lies anymore and trying to appeal to the readers emotion while doing so? Kill yourself, you absolute insufferable faggot. I hope you lose everything and become homeless in the gutter. You have no idea how much suffering people have endured the past 10 years because of out of touch, femboy champaign communists like yourself. This little faggot has never worked hard a day in the real world. Don't even get me started on that fake pandemic stunt designed to rob people of their jobs for not taking poison. Never forgive, never forget.

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Look out, he's gonna kill us!

Steal everything this guy makes.

Steal everything this guy makes.
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He looks like AIDs-Sam-Hyde.Acrux wrote: β April 22nd, 2025, 02:46Look out, he's gonna kill us!
Steal everything this guy makes.
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Sam Hyde looks like AIDS-Sam-Hydelogincrash wrote: β April 22nd, 2025, 03:16He looks like AIDs-Sam-Hyde.Acrux wrote: β April 22nd, 2025, 02:46Look out, he's gonna kill us!
Steal everything this guy makes.
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Didn't know the author was a faggot. i got the game in a pdf Trove when /tg/ was still alive lol.
There's nothing wrong with the system itself though. i've read through it a few times the only thing thats kinda gay is this warning he gives where it goes " oOooOooOoOOoo our game is not for the faint of heart! its le scary and will make you contemplate death !" or some shit like that.
The prompts in the game in no way steer you to be a libtard vampire who hates white people or what ever.
anyway since people in this thread seems to be dismissive of the idea on the count of the author being a gay libtard faggot and not ultra based darkie hater, how about i just share you guys a trove of pdfs i've collected over the years. Its got VtMB stuff, Harn, Some solo Rpgs, Oldschool Essentials and a few more things. Table Top PDFS
There's nothing wrong with the system itself though. i've read through it a few times the only thing thats kinda gay is this warning he gives where it goes " oOooOooOoOOoo our game is not for the faint of heart! its le scary and will make you contemplate death !" or some shit like that.
The prompts in the game in no way steer you to be a libtard vampire who hates white people or what ever.
anyway since people in this thread seems to be dismissive of the idea on the count of the author being a gay libtard faggot and not ultra based darkie hater, how about i just share you guys a trove of pdfs i've collected over the years. Its got VtMB stuff, Harn, Some solo Rpgs, Oldschool Essentials and a few more things. Table Top PDFS
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TTRPG players don't buy books, they download them.
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Thanks. Probably won't play it, but downloaded it out of spite.SiMtRy wrote: β April 22nd, 2025, 08:17Didn't know the author was a faggot. i got the game in a pdf Trove when /tg/ was still alive lol.
There's nothing wrong with the system itself though. i've read through it a few times the only thing thats kinda gay is this warning he gives where it goes " oOooOooOoOOoo our game is not for the faint of heart! its le scary and will make you contemplate death !" or some shit like that.
The prompts in the game in no way steer you to be a libtard vampire who hates white people or what ever.
anyway since people in this thread seems to be dismissive of the idea on the count of the author being a gay libtard faggot and not ultra based darkie hater, how about i just share you guys a trove of pdfs i've collected over the years. Its got VtMB stuff, Harn, Some solo Rpgs, Oldschool Essentials and a few more things. Table Top PDFS
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Site says files are 'in cold storage' and that I need to import them to my acc, which is a premium featureSiMtRy wrote: β April 22nd, 2025, 08:17Didn't know the author was a faggot. i got the game in a pdf Trove when /tg/ was still alive lol.
There's nothing wrong with the system itself though. i've read through it a few times the only thing thats kinda gay is this warning he gives where it goes " oOooOooOoOOoo our game is not for the faint of heart! its le scary and will make you contemplate death !" or some shit like that.
The prompts in the game in no way steer you to be a libtard vampire who hates white people or what ever.
anyway since people in this thread seems to be dismissive of the idea on the count of the author being a gay libtard faggot and not ultra based darkie hater, how about i just share you guys a trove of pdfs i've collected over the years. Its got VtMB stuff, Harn, Some solo Rpgs, Oldschool Essentials and a few more things. Table Top PDFS