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Rimworld Episode 37: Raiding Vaults
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I build new walls. Smoothing is free, but it takes forever and if they're ever destroyed you need to place new walls that don't match which drives me insane.Jordy wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 08:07RIP Raviola.
@Oyster Sauce Do you smooth the walls in the mountain or do you mine them and build new walls?
I stopped reading this post before I got to spoilers you rat fink bastardFinarfin wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 09:23If you decide to destroy the cube, do it when you knockout those that are obsessed with it. Read somewhere that those that are obsessed turn hostile upon destroying it and perhaps knocking them out before you get rid of it, might keep them on our side. Not sure tho.
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I wasn't sure if the smoothing took the same time as mining + building.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 15:49I build new walls. Smoothing is free, but it takes forever and if they're ever destroyed you need to place new walls that don't match which drives me insane.Jordy wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 08:07RIP Raviola.
@Oyster Sauce Do you smooth the walls in the mountain or do you mine them and build new walls?
I stopped reading this post before I got to spoilers you rat fink bastardFinarfin wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 09:23If you decide to destroy the cube, do it when you knockout those that are obsessed with it. Read somewhere that those that are obsessed turn hostile upon destroying it and perhaps knocking them out before you get rid of it, might keep them on our side. Not sure tho.
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Takes a lot longer in my experience. It's also the lowest priority construction job, so your guys will run around doing anything else first unless you mod the work tab to be more customizable.Jordy wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 16:14I wasn't sure if the smoothing took the same time as mining + building.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 15:49I build new walls. Smoothing is free, but it takes forever and if they're ever destroyed you need to place new walls that don't match which drives me insane.Jordy wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 08:07RIP Raviola.
@Oyster Sauce Do you smooth the walls in the mountain or do you mine them and build new walls?
I stopped reading this post before I got to spoilers you rat fink bastardFinarfin wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 09:23If you decide to destroy the cube, do it when you knockout those that are obsessed with it. Read somewhere that those that are obsessed turn hostile upon destroying it and perhaps knocking them out before you get rid of it, might keep them on our side. Not sure tho.
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The cubeys are going to be our downfall.
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Well, should we chuck it out or what?
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Sell it.
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Does it even do anything besides fuck everyone's brains up? I know it can be an aspiration, but so are lots of unwholesome things.
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Suggestion discarded, you're obsessed with the cubeStack of Turtles wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 16:33Sell it.
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Drop a tile of unsupported mountain onto it to erase it from existence.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 16:35Suggestion discarded, you're obsessed with the cube
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We should probably get rid of it...while there's still time, but if we don't then I want to spend my turtle coins on a bribe for a magical no-cube obsession force field.
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I want to spend mine on a bribe to get uncubed.
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I completely forgot to mention that Val brought a resurrector mech serum looted from the village back with him. If it's the will of the people, Raviola could be brought back. Did she die too soon? Or should it be saved?
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vetoedOyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 6th, 2025, 02:57I completely forgot to mention that Val brought a resurrector mech serum looted from the village back with him. If it's the will of the people, Raviola could be brought back. Did she die too soon? Or should it be saved?
also, at least lock the cube up and stop us all from touching it
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It should be saved, of course. What if you need it later?Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 6th, 2025, 02:57I completely forgot to mention that Val brought a resurrector mech serum looted from the village back with him. If it's the will of the people, Raviola could be brought back. Did she die too soon? Or should it be saved?
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It's more time-consuming, but also, cannot be botched, and is therefore useful to assign as busywork to noob builders train up their skill so they're not fucking up real jobs.Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 5th, 2025, 16:25Takes a lot longer in my experience. It's also the lowest priority construction job, so your guys will run around doing anything else first unless you mod the work tab to be more customizable.
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Oof, Careful Shooter. Absolutely terribad trait for ranged, someone's a melee fighter forever now, I guess.
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Obviously, Opie doesn't understand how terrible it is for a ranged fighter: It absolutely TRASHES your ranged aim speed, while offering practically no benefit to accuracy outside of the noob level...where you weren't gonna hit anything anyway. It massively destroys your DPS compared to Triggerhappy. Easily one of the WORST ranged traits.
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Episode 36: DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO
Musa invites the woman he hooked up with to the colony. She accepts!

Getting sick of everybody fucking with this golden cube

We load it into a transport pod along with a bunch of garbage and send it to an enemy base on the map

Some dweebs show up to organize a raid against us

The mortars take them out before they can do anything



Stack's first child is born

Because his wife has an archotech womb, all of their children will get these bonuses. The pregnancies are also sped up quite a bit and can never have poor outcomes.

We receive a gift since it was a political marriage.

Musa's lover arrives

We're up to 5 useless eaters kids in the colony

Without the cube, the addicts fall into withdrawal comas one by one. They'll be out of commission for a few weeks, but it doesn't seem like a big deal otherwise.


Musa reunites with Koskos.

Coizz gets the Diplomat trait for her birthday

The boys on the way back from the incident where we lost the helicopter. All of those greyish tiles are infested by insects, with the main hive being that fucked up brownish icon in the mountains. Passing through them means frequent ambushes.

Yoko has broken free of her AI restraints. David Cage would be proud.

She gets a bunch of passions and the Germaphobe trait.

They've made it back from their long and arduous journey

and dropped everything they were carrying on the ground for others to clean up

The ARC generator has been built. It's a decent source of power that can be upgraded over time. To unlock the next tier, it just needs to run for 3 days straight.

Kirsten starts a social fight with Tangerine. He takes it easy on her.

Fin undergoes a bestowing ceremony and goes down the path of the Harmonist


@頬白鮫's first child is born. Finally... after all these years...

School's in session. Stack doesn't want kids in his room, so Caretta has been stuffed into a corner here.

A new helicopter has been built. Needs a name and color scheme.

A nasty lightning strike takes out a wind turbine and two mortars. Good thing it didn't hit the shells...

After running for 3 days, the ARC gets wood furnaces stuck onto it, increasing output by a decent amount. The next upgrade unlocks after 700 wood is burned.

Lightning getting too close to the brand new chopper. I don't think lightning rods are a thing.

We can now make synthetic organs. Slightly more effective than an organic one and with no chance of failure.

We accept a quest to bait enemies into setting up a toxic spewer. It'll kill plants and eventually poison us until it's destroyed.

Picked the reward with a persona toxblade, which psychically boosts fertility and hunger rates

The spewer isn't far so a bunch of fighters go to deal with it real quick. While they're away, a horde of armored wildpods attack.

All that was defending the spewer were rabid poodles. It's destroyed immediately. The squad returns right next to the wildpods and engages.

It's a blood battle. Rusty loses a foot.

Celebrating Christmas

A floating sphere has appeared. We can destroy it or study it. Any suggestions?

For now, Vergil rolls it back into the base.

Yoko is delivering Waifu's baby when suddenly she needs to shut down and reformat to free up memory.

Despite that, the baby is born healthy. @Chuck and @Waifu need to agree on a name for their catboi.

We discovered a nearby steel mining site. Steel is something we run out of often.

So we roll in and take everything they've got.

This'll build a few lamps

Sparse attendance at MC and Gaylene's wedding since half of the colony is out murdering and robbing people.

They return with plenty of supplies and prisoners.

@Val's kid hits an age milestone and can choose 3 passions and a trait.

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Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 2/3
Boon = 3/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 0/3
Chuck = 3/3
Duke = 1/3
Elias = 3/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 1/3
Kalarion = 3/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 3/3
Tangerine = 1/3
Val = 3/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 3/3
Waifu = 1/3 (頬白鮫 used up his vaccine!)
Zoth = 3/3
Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Queue for chronophagy ritual on a prisoner - 3 (current queue: Hoss)
Get vaxed - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?
You can also buy any of the above for your NPC family members
Musa invites the woman he hooked up with to the colony. She accepts!

Getting sick of everybody fucking with this golden cube

We load it into a transport pod along with a bunch of garbage and send it to an enemy base on the map

Some dweebs show up to organize a raid against us

The mortars take them out before they can do anything



Stack's first child is born

Because his wife has an archotech womb, all of their children will get these bonuses. The pregnancies are also sped up quite a bit and can never have poor outcomes.

We receive a gift since it was a political marriage.

Musa's lover arrives

We're up to 5 useless eaters kids in the colony

Without the cube, the addicts fall into withdrawal comas one by one. They'll be out of commission for a few weeks, but it doesn't seem like a big deal otherwise.


Musa reunites with Koskos.

Coizz gets the Diplomat trait for her birthday

The boys on the way back from the incident where we lost the helicopter. All of those greyish tiles are infested by insects, with the main hive being that fucked up brownish icon in the mountains. Passing through them means frequent ambushes.

Yoko has broken free of her AI restraints. David Cage would be proud.

She gets a bunch of passions and the Germaphobe trait.

They've made it back from their long and arduous journey

and dropped everything they were carrying on the ground for others to clean up

The ARC generator has been built. It's a decent source of power that can be upgraded over time. To unlock the next tier, it just needs to run for 3 days straight.

Kirsten starts a social fight with Tangerine. He takes it easy on her.

Fin undergoes a bestowing ceremony and goes down the path of the Harmonist


@頬白鮫's first child is born. Finally... after all these years...

School's in session. Stack doesn't want kids in his room, so Caretta has been stuffed into a corner here.

A new helicopter has been built. Needs a name and color scheme.

A nasty lightning strike takes out a wind turbine and two mortars. Good thing it didn't hit the shells...

After running for 3 days, the ARC gets wood furnaces stuck onto it, increasing output by a decent amount. The next upgrade unlocks after 700 wood is burned.

Lightning getting too close to the brand new chopper. I don't think lightning rods are a thing.

We can now make synthetic organs. Slightly more effective than an organic one and with no chance of failure.

We accept a quest to bait enemies into setting up a toxic spewer. It'll kill plants and eventually poison us until it's destroyed.

Picked the reward with a persona toxblade, which psychically boosts fertility and hunger rates

The spewer isn't far so a bunch of fighters go to deal with it real quick. While they're away, a horde of armored wildpods attack.

All that was defending the spewer were rabid poodles. It's destroyed immediately. The squad returns right next to the wildpods and engages.

It's a blood battle. Rusty loses a foot.

Celebrating Christmas

A floating sphere has appeared. We can destroy it or study it. Any suggestions?

For now, Vergil rolls it back into the base.

Yoko is delivering Waifu's baby when suddenly she needs to shut down and reformat to free up memory.

Despite that, the baby is born healthy. @Chuck and @Waifu need to agree on a name for their catboi.

We discovered a nearby steel mining site. Steel is something we run out of often.

So we roll in and take everything they've got.

This'll build a few lamps

Sparse attendance at MC and Gaylene's wedding since half of the colony is out murdering and robbing people.

They return with plenty of supplies and prisoners.

@Val's kid hits an age milestone and can choose 3 passions and a trait.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Turtle Coins™
Black Dog = 2/3
Boon = 3/3
Boot = 3/3
Captain = 0/3
Chuck = 3/3
Duke = 1/3
Elias = 3/3
GhostCow = 3/3
Hoss = 1/3
Kalarion = 3/3
Musa = 3/3
Raviola = 3/3
Rusty = 3/3
Stack = 3/3
Tangerine = 1/3
Val = 3/3
Vergil = 3/3
Vitya = 3/3
Waifu = 1/3 (頬白鮫 used up his vaccine!)
Zoth = 3/3
Increase skill by 1 (0-5) - 1
Gain a passion point - 1
Summon pet turtle - 1
Romance attempt - 1
Fistfight someone - 1
Summon rabid tortoises (automatic next enemy raid) - 2
Remove negative trait - 2
Get inspiration relevant to skills - 2
Decide fate of a prisoner (execute, release, organ harvest, arena fight, enslave, etc) - 2
Respec expertise - 2
Roll the D8 of Time - 2
Increase skill by 1 (5-10) - 2
Gain positive trait - 3
Queue for chronophagy ritual on a prisoner - 3 (current queue: Hoss)
Get vaxed - 3
Recruit slave in relationship with colonist - 3
Roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell - 3
Increase skill by 1 (10-20) - 3
Bribe me to do something for you - ?
You can also buy any of the above for your NPC family members
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RIP Rusty's foot 
Diana passions:
Consume 3 turtle coins to roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell

Diana passions:
- Melee swordswoman like her father
- Social
- Cooking
Consume 3 turtle coins to roll the D20 of Heaven and Hell
D20 of Heaven and hell
Result: 15
1d20
= 15
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I think I'd like to get that persona sword to have more kids 

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@Oyster Sauce If Yoko desides left Vitya, he will kill her, with his machine gun. What their romance status?
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Together. You can bang, but she can't get pregnant. I guess you'll have to construct any kids if you want them. She can also be forcibly reprogrammed into having no free will again.Faceless_Sentinel wrote: ↑ April 14th, 2025, 04:14@Oyster Sauce If Yoko desides left Vitya, he will kill her, with his machine gun. What their romance status?
Val stuff hehe
Result: 61
1d64
= 61
typo hehehe
Result: 8
1d54
= 8
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In this situation, kids are too risky. Let them bang as much as theywant. What our relationship status? Is Yoko personality changed after shutting down and reformatting?Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 14th, 2025, 04:16Together. You can bang, but she can't get pregnant. I guess you'll have to construct any kids if you want them. She can also be forcibly reprogrammed into having no free will again.Faceless_Sentinel wrote: ↑ April 14th, 2025, 04:14@Oyster Sauce If Yoko desides left Vitya, he will kill her, with his machine gun. What their romance status?
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You're in a relationship. Androids just need to reformat sometimes instead of sleeping.Faceless_Sentinel wrote: ↑ April 14th, 2025, 04:25In this situation, kids are too risky. Let them bang as much as theywant. What our relationship status? Is Yoko personality changed after shutting down and reformatting?Oyster Sauce wrote: ↑ April 14th, 2025, 04:16Together. You can bang, but she can't get pregnant. I guess you'll have to construct any kids if you want them. She can also be forcibly reprogrammed into having no free will again.Faceless_Sentinel wrote: ↑ April 14th, 2025, 04:14@Oyster Sauce If Yoko desides left Vitya, he will kill her, with his machine gun. What their romance status?
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I had a dream I lost my foot.


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Gib BD cyberdick or something to allow him to have kids.
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I spend the 3 coins on giving Catboi the most positive trait from either Chuck or Waifu.
I spend the 3 coins on giving Catboi the most positive trait from either Chuck or Waifu.