The Whatever Pops in your Head Thread

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » November 19th, 2023, 11:25

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑November 19th, 2023, 07:56
broke my glasses and I'm out of contacts
reeeeee

Oh my fellow blind brother. Imagine if we had perfect eyesight on top of everything else.

-Humbaba

Slavic Sorcerer · Post by **Slavic Sorcerer** » November 19th, 2023, 11:49

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑November 19th, 2023, 07:56
broke my glasses and I'm out of contacts
reeeeee

Fellow four eyes sending his blessings to you

Acrux · Post by **Acrux** » November 19th, 2023, 11:54

Updating my journal regarding Rusty's claims of being an ubermensch.

Watser · Post by **Watser** » November 19th, 2023, 12:41

Nerds.

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » November 19th, 2023, 13:09

Its been so long since I used my computer, I forgot the password.

asf · Post by **asf** » November 19th, 2023, 15:33

fags
.

Post by **Dead** » November 19th, 2023, 15:54

cringe

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » November 19th, 2023, 20:22

Rusty - The Cooler Rusty

revenant · Post by **revenant** » November 20th, 2023, 16:04

Some supermarket stories from today

Wanted to buy a baguette, there was only one baguette bag left so I took a baguette, slid it inside and lo and surprise it slipped through and fell to the floor, either the bag was torn and someone left it there or it tore without a sound. I stuck the baguette into the now empty bag compartment and walked away

A bit later I came back to submit empty bottles for money into an automated receptacle. I keep large bags of empty bottles outside in the shed, and once I get to the bottom of one bag lo and behold, a dead mouse is lying inside it. It's not like I can take the mouse out because it's all bloated from being dead, so I just stuck the bottle with the mouse into the receptacle and it crushed the bottle and the mouse corpse inside. A guy came to replace bags inside the receptacle once I filled them with my numerous bottle, he had no idea he was carrying a mouse corpse inside. Someone will find it when recycling the bottles, probably

Post by **Dead** » November 20th, 2023, 17:50

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » November 20th, 2023, 19:46

Dude some faggot put a dead mouse in a bottle today and the crushed remains dribbled all over my dick, wtf like this job isn't shit enough.

-Bottlebaba

Emphyrio · Post by **Emphyrio** » November 21st, 2023, 18:36

a jogger broke into my minivan

Nemesis · Post by **Nemesis** » November 21st, 2023, 20:39

Did your security camera capture footage?

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » November 21st, 2023, 23:30

onlyfans is the main thing I have to thank for quitting porn, it took over everything and I can't get off if I know a woman is profiting from it

gerey · Post by **gerey** » November 22nd, 2023, 12:30

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑November 21st, 2023, 23:30
if I know a woman is profiting from it

If it's any consolation, 99% of the e-thots make less than $100 a month from OnlyFans. By the time you deduct OF's cut, the electricity and internet bill and other miscellaneous costs, they're likely paying in to whore themselves online.

Emphyrio · Post by **Emphyrio** » November 22nd, 2023, 16:08

hate having dreams that i never graduated highschool and have to go back to finish taking a class but i already missed three weeks and can't find the class schedule

also crumbly teeth

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » November 23rd, 2023, 10:39

just ate half a pumpkin pie covered in cool whip

maidenhaver · Post by **maidenhaver** » November 23rd, 2023, 12:23

Fatty.

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » November 24th, 2023, 12:25

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » November 24th, 2023, 12:29

Emphyrio wrote: ↑November 22nd, 2023, 16:08
also crumbly teeth

The one where you're taking out your teeth in front of a mirror and throwing all of them in the bathroom sink always wakes me up.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » November 24th, 2023, 19:05

Bro wtf is this christmas ass shit dawg and how do I get it off my screen, it's NOVEMBER and turn that fucking music off!

-Humbaba

Post by **rusty_shackleford** » November 24th, 2023, 19:09

rusty_shackleford wrote: ↑November 23rd, 2023, 10:39
just ate half a pumpkin pie covered in cool whip

Ate the other half.

Shillitron · Post by **Shillitron** » November 24th, 2023, 19:19

This website makes me crave eggnog with cinnamon.

If you read this - you are now craving eggnog with cinnamon.

Humbaba · Post by **Humbaba** » November 24th, 2023, 19:53

Shillitron · Post by **Shillitron** » November 24th, 2023, 20:15

@Humbaba avatar should probably be the forum default for new users / users that don't pick one.

EDIT

Lol he changed it. Bring back glowie rusty.

Post by **Segata Sanshiro** » November 24th, 2023, 22:41

Humbaba wrote: ↑November 24th, 2023, 19:05
turn that fucking music off!

I don't hear any music.

Sweeper · Post by **Sweeper** » November 25th, 2023, 05:00

Segata Sanshiro wrote: ↑November 24th, 2023, 22:41

Humbaba wrote: ↑November 24th, 2023, 19:05
turn that fucking music off!
I don't hear any music.

You're not hearing music because you're not a schizo, unlike Humbaba. I bet he's listening to YMCA 24/7.

Boontaker · Post by **Boontaker** » November 25th, 2023, 20:33

Multiple games I want to play now, have major patch releases in December. For some reason when I discover this I lose all motivation to play them until patch....

Post by **Segata Sanshiro** » November 25th, 2023, 21:07

Boontaker wrote: ↑November 25th, 2023, 20:33
Multiple games I want to play now, have major patch releases in December. For some reason when I discover this I lose all motivation to play them until patch....

And then the patch ruins them

Rand · Post by **Rand** » November 25th, 2023, 21:14

Humbaba wrote: ↑November 24th, 2023, 19:05
Bro wtf is this christmas ass shit dawg and how do I get it off my screen, it's NOVEMBER and turn that fucking music off!
-Humbaba

Music?
Dude, you may be hearing things that aren't really happening.