Nintendo Fans Get Ass Raped and Thank Nintendo for the Privilege

[Vergil]

Rayman

Too easy...

Speak your truth king

[Oyster Sauce]

Rayman

Too easy...

Speak your truth king

Gayman

[Vergil]

Too easy...

Speak your truth king

Gayman

[Stack of Turtles]

More like Rapedman

[Marcus]

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[Jordy]

Too easy...

Speak your truth king

Gayman

lol

[Statesman]

Imagine still buying Nintendo Products in 2025...

Nintendo: We Can Brick Your Switch Console If You Pirate Games

Nintendo has quietly updated its user agreement to warn gamers that it can brick a console if piracy or hacking is detected. The change, first spotted by GameFile, is the first update to Nintendo's user agreement since 2021. The previous version merely told customers that they were "not allowed" to adapt, reverse-engineer, or modify a Nintendo user account. In contrast, the new user agreement does not mince words. "You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with the foregoing restrictions, Nintendo may render the Nintendo Account Services and/or the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part," it says.

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Vergil is not British.

If he can call me Mexican, I can call him a Londoner. BTW, US department of travel considers Argentina safer to travel than his Caliphate aka Britain ( https://experience.arcgis.com/experienc ... 0ca3cebd9d )

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Back to Nintendo.

Anyone here doubts that few months after Switch 2, Steam Deck will be able to emulate Switch 2 games at better performance and greater battery life?

Nintendo is as shit as M$. Just has less monopolizing power.

Extremely doubtful. The Steam Deck APU is between a 1030 and a 1050; with the emulation layer on top of that, it shouldn't be capable of running a machine with superior specs (Switch 2 is rumored to be around a 1050ti with RTX capabilities).

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Imagine still buying Nintendo Products in 2025...

Nintendo: We Can Brick Your Switch Console If You Pirate Games

Nintendo has quietly updated its user agreement to warn gamers that it can brick a console if piracy or hacking is detected. The change, first spotted by GameFile, is the first update to Nintendo's user agreement since 2021. The previous version merely told customers that they were "not allowed" to adapt, reverse-engineer, or modify a Nintendo user account. In contrast, the new user agreement does not mince words. "You acknowledge that if you fail to comply with the foregoing restrictions, Nintendo may render the Nintendo Account Services and/or the applicable Nintendo device permanently unusable in whole or in part," it says.

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https://www.pcmag.com/news/nintendo-we- ... rate-games

Vergil is not British.

If he can call me Mexican, I can call him a Londoner. BTW, US department of travel considers Argentina safer to travel than his Caliphate aka Britain ( https://experience.arcgis.com/experienc ... 0ca3cebd9d )

_________________________________

Back to Nintendo.

Anyone here doubts that few months after Switch 2, Steam Deck will be able to emulate Switch 2 games at better performance and greater battery life?

Nintendo is as shit as M$. Just has less monopolizing power.

Extremely doubtful. The Steam Deck APU is between a 1030 and a 1050, with the emulation layer on top it shouldn't be capable of running a machine with superior specs (Switch is rumored to be around a 1050ti with RTX capabilities).

Can Nintendo's servers detect that you swapped out a homebrew OS on their console? What if you just don't connect to Nintendo's servers?

[WaterMage]

Extremely doubtful. The Steam Deck APU is between a 1030 and a 1050, with the emulation layer on top it shouldn't be capable of running a machine with superior specs (Switch is rumored to be around a 1050ti with RTX capabilities).

Thanks for clarifying. Maybe the next valve console will be able.

Either way, steam deck runs a "layer" with M$ spybloatware games and have a good performance for M$ spybloatware games.

Maybe I would buy a steam deck next time that I travel abroad, but I would NEVER buy anything from Nintendo. I really hate Nintendo.

[Statesman]

Can Nintendo's servers detect that you swapped out a homebrew OS on their console? What if you just don't connect to Nintendo's servers?

It can, which is why homebrew/piracy/mods use emuNAND and are not installed on sysNAND directly. Sure, you could get by if you never connect, but are you willing to wait years until/if the system is fully broken? Any games requiring updates/non-baseline firmware/online activation would require you to connect online otherwise.

[traxtan]

No platformer was ever good. It's a proto genre like adventure games that existed as stepping stones to real genres.
The only reason they're still made is because the simplicity of them appeals to normal 3 year olds and 28 year old reddit moderators.

Play Rayman Legends.

I just played a bit of Rayman Legends, around 12 hours, and it's decent fun. I'm sure you can grind it for much longer, but I had a good time. The pacing is good, the variety is great, and the movement mechanics are excellent. I'm mildly impressed.

So did you play Rayman Origins?

[Vergil]

Play Rayman Legends.

I just played a bit of Rayman Legends, around 12 hours, and it's decent fun. I'm sure you can grind it for much longer, but I had a good time. The pacing is good, the variety is great, and the movement mechanics are excellent. I'm mildly impressed.

So did you play Rayman Origins?

Gayman Oral Sins

[maidenhaver]

Are you dead yet?

[Fox1]

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>DEI policies
>Best talent
I'm not seeing any connection here. Is this guy on drugs?

[Tangerine]

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>DEI policies
>Best talent
I'm not seeing any connection here. Is this guy on drugs?

hth

Doug Spencer Bowser was born on August 11, 1965, to Jewish parents

[LemonDemonGirl]

>Bowser
Uhh I don't think Bowser would support "them", he clearly hates Kamek

[rusty_shackleford]

nintendo of america doesn't actually do anything anyone likes, not even nintendie fans

[ArcaneLurker]

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>DEI policies
>Best talent
I'm not seeing any connection here. Is this guy on drugs?

It's every time, which is why people who are like "it's totally coincidental or incidental" fucking annoy me to no end.

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[KnightoftheWind]

The Day of the Wahoo is here!.

[Ligrev]

Oh my. What a surprise. A jew.

People who buy Nintendo should be getting "I'm a retard" ID cards, double vaxx shots and mango flavored ice cream.

[methoxetamine]

Is there any more pathetic lifeform on Earth than the modern tendie?

[MC_Sea]

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>DEI policies
>Best talent
I'm not seeing any connection here. Is this guy on drugs?

hth

Doug Spencer Bowser was born on August 11, 1965, to Jewish parents

It's every time, which is why people who are like "it's totally coincidental or incidental" fucking annoy me to no end.

I'm ashamed to admit it but this kike managed to sneak past my jew radar. I never bothered looking into him since nothing about him stood out as particularly jewish. His name is probably what threw me off the most.
Since this is the first time I've seen anyone mention him being a Jew, it didn't click until now.

[ArcaneLurker]

I'm ashamed to admit it but this kike managed to sneak past my jew radar. I never bothered looking into him since nothing about him stood out as particularly jewish. His name is probably what threw me off the most.
Since this is the first time I've seen anyone mention him being a Jew, it didn't click until now.

Named after an evil lizard villain that wants to kidnap & rape blondes: Turns out to be Jewish.

Really makes you think...

[Vergil]

Hey now don't lump lizards in with jews @Tweed is a nice lil fella of Aryan extraction.

[ArcaneLurker]

Hey now don't lump lizards in with jews @Tweed is a nice lil fella of Aryan extraction.

Bowser is really a Testudine but I wanted to tie the reptilian lizard people stuff in there.

[Vergil]

Testudine

More like testicle dine

[psychic_dream]

Rayman Origins was quite challenging in certain stages, like the Desert and Gourmet levels, as well as the final one—but it was still incredibly fun. It's a shame that modern Ubisoft doesn't seem to care about making good games anymore.