Nintendo Fans Get Ass Raped and Thank Nintendo for the Privilege

[Vergil]

Nintendo Switch 2 Games Will Cost Up To $80 For Digital, $90 For Physical
https://insider-gaming.com/nintendo-swi ... -physical/

Hey remember when Nintendo fans were reporting the discords of emulation groups and celebrating Nintendo's lawsuits against them? Here's your reward guys enjoy your remastered Wii U games that'll be 90 dollars plus tax plus tip balls deep no lube

[maidenhaver]

I'm glad I steal from japan.

[maidenhaver]

If you want to know who rules, ask who you aren't allowed to criticize.

[Oyster Sauce]

Nintendo has always had the most horribly priced games that never get discounted. Breath of the Wild is nearly 10 years old and $5 cheaper than a full price game.

[maidenhaver]

Its because the Tokyo fish market's run the world since AD 938.

[Vergil]

Breath of the Wild is nearly 10 years old and $5 cheaper than a full price game.

Hey now if you already own Breath of the Wild on Switch for a generous fee plus tax you can upgrade it to the Switch 2 version (minor resolution and framerate boost)

[rusty_shackleford]

Now, some of you may think to ask: "How come the price of games keeps going up but games are selling vastly more copies than ever?"

But don't forget, games now take 15 years to make because of women and minorities.

[Finarfin]

Not sure if it is false but I saw that these upgrades are basically 30-60 bucks, so almost the same prices as the game as is.

[rusty_shackleford]

Is it rape if they're willing?

[Vergil]

Is it rape if they're willing?

Nintendo fans are essentially mentally disabled so it's kind of like a statutory rape situation

[Fox1]

Now, some of you may think to ask: "How come the price of games keeps going up but games are selling vastly more copies than ever?"

But don't forget, games now take 15 years to make because of women and minorities.

Their incompetence and inflated wages are also subsidized into the price

[LemonDemonGirl]

90$? Jesus Christ, why are game companies so (((greedy)))?

No wonder people make ROMs. That's just retarded.

[Vergil]

Iconic Tears of the Kingdom ROM

[rusty_shackleford]

90$? Jesus Christ, why are game companies so (((greedy)))?

Nintendo is a very poor company that can't afford to pay their employees without this, please understand.

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[Vergil]

Leave the multi billion dollar company who has repeatedly abused it's consumer base and shown nothing but contempt for fans alone....

[1998]

Too cheap. Increase to 200 please

[rusty_shackleford]

Fun fact: nintendies obsessively block anything negative from going onto Nintendo's wikipedia page. They do it for FREE.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nint ... realistic?

Near any other company forcing someone to give them 30% of his salary for the rest of his life might get at least a small mention.

Do you think I'm exaggerating?
There's a "Nintendo Task Force" for Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia ... s/Nintendo

Want to get something added? Better hope it gets past some of these guys!

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[Vergil]

I'm glad I steal from japan.

@aweigh thoughts?

[MrTwinkls]

Am I the only crazy one who doesn't like any of Nintendo games and who doesn't understand what is so special about them?

[rusty_shackleford]

Am I the only crazy one who doesn't like any of Nintendo games and who doesn't understand what is so special about them?

They're for children and therefore attract adults that are mentally children as their primary customer base

[Fox1]

Wikipedia continues to be the joke that never ends. Can we get a userbox for "This user is a no life fag"?

[Oyster Sauce]

Am I the only crazy one who doesn't like any of Nintendo games and who doesn't understand what is so special about them?

They're for children and therefore attract adults that are mentally children as their primary customer base

All games are for children :weeb:

[rusty_shackleford]

Am I the only crazy one who doesn't like any of Nintendo games and who doesn't understand what is so special about them?

They're for children and therefore attract adults that are mentally children as their primary customer base

All games are for children :weeb:

Stop trying to get kids to play porn games

[Oyster Sauce]

They're for children and therefore attract adults that are mentally children as their primary customer base

All games are for children :weeb:

Stop trying to get kids to play porn games

They have to learn from somewhere

[ArcaneLurker]

Fromsoftware fans are suitably masochistic enough to enjoy this rape. Bloodborne 2 (with vampires) as a Switch 2 exclusive.

[Vergil]

Fromsoftware fans are suitably masochistic enough to enjoy this rape. Bloodborne 2 (with vampires) as a Switch 2 exclusive.

Alright I take it all back

[Val the Moofia Boss]

Am I the only crazy one who doesn't like any of Nintendo games and who doesn't understand what is so special about them?

They are Disney but games. Just like how parents didn't want to actually parent and dumped their kids in front of the TV as VHS animated Disney movies played (resulting in the wave of remakes to cash on in their nostalgia), so too were many kids dumped in front of a TV to play Zelda and Mario and Pokemon, and thus latched on to that. Same deal with the many kids who grew up playing with Star Wars toys and then became Star Wars consoomers watching Disney SW slop.

[wndrbr]

Fromsoftware fans are suitably masochistic enough to enjoy this rape. Bloodborne 2 (with vampires) as a Switch 2 exclusive.

it's some crappy multiplayer service game, not the actual new souls game from fromsoft.

[Vergil]

Fromsoftware fans are suitably masochistic enough to enjoy this rape. Bloodborne 2 (with vampires) as a Switch 2 exclusive.

it's some crappy multiplayer service game, not the actual new souls game from fromsoft.

DOA

[Valter]

There's a "Nintendo Task Force" for Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia ... s/Nintendo

With this project we hope to focus our efforts with each other and with Wikipedians

No way they just call themselves Wikipedians