Game journalists being subhumans

[gerey]

We all know that (game) journalists are subhumans, but I wanted to make a thread chronicling their ineptitude at playing games.

Now, some may argue that there's plenty of people that are bad at games, but I'd counter that argument by saying that game journalists play games as if they were mentally and physically impaired. Watching them play a game, any game, is like witnessing a chromosome hoarder suffering from Parkinson's trying to do it. They transcended merely being shit at games, doubly so because playing games is their fucking job - they're literally paid to sit on their asses and play games. Even a monkey could figure out how to play game if you had him play games for 4 hours a day for a year.

[rusty_shackleford]

reminder the spongebob game was designed for kids aged 10 and up.

[WhiteShark]

I wanted to contribute but you posted all the videos I had saved in the OP.

[Fedora Master]

They're playing shooters on consoles, of course they're retarded

[Fargus]

No need to know how to play games when your real job is to brainwash the stupidest of goyim by writing pretentious activist pieces masquerading as game reviews.

[Segata Sanshiro]

[SpellSword]

To this day I remain stunned by this display.

[Shillitron]

To this day I remain stunned by this display.

I will never forget that cuphead video.

The instructions are literally on the screen.
Forget about skill level.. can't even read. The fact we let these animals operate motor vehicles is a travesty.