40k Female Custodes

[kerghnox]

What do you guys think of cucks at GW making female Custodes a thing? Something they'll backtrack, or first step to female Space Marines?

How will this effect video games you ask?
>Space Marine 2
After screeching like his team won the Super Bowl, the tranny head writer made the team drop everything to add one who will save you, she's voiced by Debra Wilson. One of the three white male programmers spoke against this and was never heard from again. His replacement is Rajesh #632. With yet another pajeet to babysit, the other two started making the logo for their suicide note.
>Owlcat
Seething eternally over it being too late to add one to Rogue Trader.
>Rumoured 40k TW
Already on the drawing board as a mixed gender elite unit.

[wndrbr]

Games Workshop sold their proverbial asses out a long time ago, so this was only a matter of time.

[wndrbr]

this was in 2020

[maidenhaver]

These Dawn of War 1 mods are getting weird.

[Shillitron]

So in the 40K setting do people ever just chill out and relax?

[Irenaeus]

So in the 40K setting do people ever just chill out and relax?

Yeah, those who do are corrupted by the Warp and their bodies turned into a portal for bringing demons in.

[Norfleet]

So in the 40K setting do people ever just chill out and relax?

No, it says so right in the setting: there is only war.

[gerey]

I remember reading that the only reason GW properties hadn't gotten worse sooner is because there were a bunch of old fossils still working there that refused to budge on some issues. I guess they were sent to pasture and now the vandalism can begin.

What do you guys think of cucks at GW making female Custodes a thing? Something they'll backtrack, or first step to female Space Marines?

40k is dead. I'm not being facetious or hyperbolic, it's now only a matter of time before female Space Marines are a thing, and likely fag or troon Primarchs. Within 10 years I bet we'll see one of the Primarchs return as a "woman".

this was in 2020

Even earlier than that - as far back as the first Horus Heresy books, and for some authors (Dan Abnett, Guy Hailey, ADB), even before that.

[WhiteShark]

[rusty_shackleford]

wh40k, like star wars, was never good

[wndrbr]

[Vergil]

Do people really fall for this "WAOW Hollywood actor is a based computer nerd just like me????" marketing schtick?

[gerey]

It makes a frightening amount of sense, since Custodes are his favorite faction, and this is the kind of infantile, petty behavior I've come to expect from the left.

wh40k, like star wars, was never good

I can't really disagree, but at least it was unique in a sea of shitlib sci-fi.

[WhiteShark]

Material for anyone who tries to tell you, like in that official Warhammer tweet in the OP, that there were always female Custodes:

[Cipher]

wh40k, like star wars, was never good

I disagree. The lore was good because it was so batshit crazy and grimdark, it crossed the line twice into being entertaining.

Custodes being female is to pave the way for both female Space Marines and also troon Space Marines.

Nevermind women had Eldar, Sisters of Silence and the Sisters of Battle.

But of course that wasn't enough. Its never enough. It has never been about "muh representation".

It has always been about fucking up stuff men like.

[TKVNC]

40K has been stupid as fuck for some time.

At first it was 'silly', crazy big armour in bright colours - basically just a off the rails version of WFB -- however, Reddit got a hold of it in the late 2000's early 2010's and made it a cesspool of distilled autism.

Gone was the silly, replaced by heckin' 'GRIMDARK' (which is an autistic term, and an even more autistic world building style) - which just as with G.R.R Martin's Game of Slop is a poor way of writing a story with any degree of melancholy or complexity. You simply replace all nuance with sadism, and gratuitious violence. Sprinkle in some 'Shades of Grey' since you're too demoralised to understand what 'Good' and 'Evil' actually are.

Ideas such as the Imperial Guard lose 10,000 men a second, and the Death Korps shell their own men, and that all Humans eat rotting bodies for food.

It's pathetic, it's stupid, and it damages the immersion by completely ignoring verisimilitude; giant walking cathedrals can pass the suspension of disbelief because they are 'cool', and because who knows what whack technology they could have in the far future -- pointless masturbatory gore and cruelty does not.

[gerey]

At first it was 'silly', crazy big armour in bright colours - basically just a off the rails version of WFB -- however, Reddit got a hold of it in the late 2000's early 2010's and made it a cesspool of distilled autism.

You're confusing two separate audiences.

Early on 40k was a satire cooked up by leftist cucks, but media illiterate audiences "missed" the point and correctly recognized that the Imperium were the good guys. Cue decades of fans forcing GW to portray the Imperium in a positive light, GW kicking and screaming about it all the while.

Later on Reddit latched on and injected their nihilistic woke worldview, so now the Imperium started to be portrayed less as a good faction forced to do evil things to guarantee the survival of the species, and more as an outright evil faction.

[TKVNC]

At first it was 'silly', crazy big armour in bright colours - basically just a off the rails version of WFB -- however, Reddit got a hold of it in the late 2000's early 2010's and made it a cesspool of distilled autism.

You're confusing two separate audiences.

Early on 40k was a satire cooked up by leftist cucks, but media illiterate audiences "missed" the point and correctly recognized that the Imperium were the good guys. Cue decades of fans forcing GW to portray the Imperium in a positive light, GW kicking and screaming about it all the while.

Later on Reddit latched on and injected their nihilistic woke worldview, so now the Imperium started to be portrayed less as a good faction forced to do evil things to guarantee the survival of the species, and more as an outright evil faction.

I'm not sure if the original 80's and 90's runs of 40k were satire as such, I think they use satirical elements, but generally it was more about trying to build a compelling world narrative, rather than to say 'How dumb these people are'. It was generally more just a science-fantasy version of WFB -- which in turn is just a DnD Spin-off.

[maidenhaver]

It was about fluff for why the dice do a thing in a table top wargame, but there were Emil-types among them who cooked the fuck out of it all, and that's how we got here.

[WhiteShark]

[Mondain]

Blackrock & vanguard own nearly the same % in every publicly traded company. Since capitalism isn't zero sum, if you invest in everything you are guaranteed to make money. It's basically a money hack.

[aweigh]

[Element]

that's meaningless

[aweigh]

[Anon]

that's meaningless

Baron Rothschild: "Okay time to double-cross some third-class jews and jew pretenders. Dump these stocks now"

Based gamers: "L0000000L LOOK THESE WOKE COMPANIES FAILING FOR THE NTH TIME, IT'S THE FALL OF THE WOKE MOVEMENT NOW FOR SURE!"

[kerghnox]

Do trannies even know what they're demanding here? They're asking to be represented by soulless freaks everyone innately fears/hates.

[gerey]

They don't care about 40k, all that matters is that they've ruined something for other people.

You can't reason or negotiate with these subhumans.

[Cipher]

They don't care about 40k, all that matters is that they've ruined something for other people.

You can't reason or negotiate with these subhumans.

Exactly.

The troons want EVERYONE to "accept" them when not even they accepted themselves.

[A Chinese opium den]

that's meaningless

Baron Rothschild: "Okay time to double-cross some third-class jews and jew pretenders. Dump these stocks now"

Based gamers: "L0000000L LOOK THESE WOKE COMPANIES FAILING FOR THE NTH TIME, IT'S THE FALL OF THE WOKE MOVEMENT NOW FOR SURE!"

I kind of agree that people make too much out of it, but you can't really be so terminally black pilled that you think stock going down 2% after a company does something retarded is purely a rothschild 50000iq move and nothing else.

[TKVNC]

that's meaningless

Baron Rothschild: "Okay time to double-cross some third-class jews and jew pretenders. Dump these stocks now"

Based gamers: "L0000000L LOOK THESE WOKE COMPANIES FAILING FOR THE NTH TIME, IT'S THE FALL OF THE WOKE MOVEMENT NOW FOR SURE!"

I kind of agree that people make too much out of it, but you can't really be so terminally black pilled that you think stock going down 2% after a company does something retarded is purely a rothschild 50000iq move and nothing else.

Honestly, anything less than 5% isn't even movement.