Woke Content Detector's Curated List of Games

[Finarfin]

Typical swedecucks

[maidenhaver]

Life is generally pretty shitty up there. That's why they have one of the most depressed populations in Europe.

https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/web/produ ... 20210910-1

Yeah they're too stupid in Malta to know how awful they are. This graph makes sense.

All the smart norse went south eons ago. Winters fuck with your head, some of my White brothers don't understand this.

[DreamMachine]

Disappointing to see that the games from my previous post haven't been added to the list yet. Nevertheless below are more woke titles to add.

- Portal Stories: Mel: Your robot companion is gay. There is another robot in the game that is also gay. One of the offices has a rainbow flag on the wall.

- Control: The protagonist is lesbian and there is romantic tension between her and another character in the game. There is also a strong black female leader character present in the game.

- Mutazione: The protagonist is lesbian. One of the females in the game cheats on her boyfriend and gets pregnant. When both males are confronted, the female, instead of taking responsibility (and without input of both males who are complete simps), decides to put the responsibility of raising the kid on the entire community. Absolutely disgusting.

- Close to the Sun: The story revolves around a woman looking for her genius sister aboard a huge ship built by Nikola Tesla. When taking a closer look at the name plates of the living quarters, you can clearly see that most residents/scientists are female. There is also an indication that a game was being played between some of the residents and the leaderboard of this game is dominated by one of the women.

- Nine Sols: A couple of minutes into the game and the first singular they/them reference pops up. I stopped playing.

- Atomfall: At the very start of the game you meet a male scientist. A few minutes later the menu refers to him as they/them. I can't bother with the rest of the game, but I'd like to bet it probably gets worse. Rebellion is evil.

- Dead Island 2: The player is referred to as they/them. Very insulting.

- Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order: Already on the list but I just want to mention that the entire game revolves around an ancient nonbinary alien race called the Zeffo. Or at least I think they are nonbinary as they are referred to as they/them only. The whole game is filled to the brim with singular they/them references, but it's very inconsistent in my opinion. Stormtroopers are they/them (if I recall correctly) but your robot companion (who doesn't even have a mechanical penis) is a him. I seriously get the feeling this game is just a psyop with a Star Wars skin.

At this point I have come to the conclusion that almost every modern game at least contains woke elements. There is no escape. The only thing you can do is limit yourself to older games. Also, stick with original version as well as remasters/remakes/etc are probably "updated" for useful idiots/modern audiences.

I also wish the list was in another format. Google is evil and you can't even print or download it. Why block people's ability to save an offline copy for future reference? I don't appreciate this to say the least. Long gone are the days when the internet was a place of freedom where you could just copy, share and download whatever you wanted.

Also, can someone please refer me to specific examples of singular they/them being used in games/movies/tv shows from at least 15-20 years ago? People claim that this has always been a thing, but this feels like gaslighting to me. I have been entertaining myself with games, movies etc for decades, and the first time I consciously noticed this singular they/them stuff was only a couple of years ago in Disney's Dreamlight Valley. I didn't know what the heck was going on... The fact that the game referred to a character as "they" was really puzzling and confusing to me. If this had been a thing before, I should not have been so confused. Hence, my theory is that this is being done on purpose in part to confuse people.

[rusty_shackleford]

Disappointing to see that the games from my previous post haven't been added to the list yet.

I haven't heard from @Furin for a bit, he may be busy. I'll try poking him on Steam.

[DreamMachine]

Disappointing to see that the games from my previous post haven't been added to the list yet.

I haven't heard from @Furin for a bit, he may be busy. I'll try poking him on Steam.

Thank you. If I come across more woke games I will post them here.

[Nessa]

All the smart norse went south eons ago. Winters fuck with your head, some of my White brothers don't understand this.

Yeah that does explain why everyone up there is stark raving mad. Then again, apparently Malta wasn't one of those destinations.

[rusty_shackleford]

Space Haven added a new campaign mode, features a stereotypical strong female warrior who beats up all the people yadda yadda as your security leader.
The game also generates an improbable number of homosexuals, link to developer comment: https://steamcommunity.com/app/979110/d ... 0763430922

[Tangerine]

Space Haven added a new campaign mode, features a stereotypical strong female warrior who beats up all the people yadda yadda as your security leader.
The game also generates an improbable number of homosexuals, link to developer comment: https://steamcommunity.com/app/979110/d ... 0763430922

I hate this "tee hee it's only RNG that's just how the distribution works" excuse devs trot out to explain why they didn't add a couple of checks. They intended this and were hoping to slide it under the radar.

[UltraFan123]

I hate this "tee hee it's only RNG that's just how the distribution works" excuse devs trot out to explain why they didn't add a couple of checks. They intended this and were hoping to slide it under the radar.

They love that "it's just RNG! We don't directly control that!" even though the devs of InZoi were actively apologizing for their game's RNG creating "too many straight couples" and vowed to fix that.

[rusty_shackleford]

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[rusty_shackleford]

Think furin is on vacation because people are starting to contact me to complain

[logincrash]

>who is your curator
>Im giving him a piece of my mind
Fucking LMAO.

[maidenhaver]

[Jordy]

If only anyone could make lists with what they want on it and it wasn't limited to the elite few.

[traxtan]

Normies nowadays think "Woke" is the ugliest, gayest and most horrendous thing forced upon you. If it doesn't induce you to vomit on sight then it can be excused or is not woke.

[Reichspepe]

"What do you mean giving both Joel and his brother black women as wives and mixed-race kids in the TLOU TV show is woke? You're just seeing woke everywhere."

[traxtan]

"What do you mean giving both Joel and his brother black women as wives and mixed-race kids in the TLOU TV show is woke? You're just seeing woke everywhere."

"What do you mean Ellie kissing a black girl is woke? It was in the original game too!"
"What do you meant a 90 minute gay love story where you see men kissing and anal buttsex on screen is woke? It was implied in the original game!"

[Reichspepe]

To think people make these statements unironically makes me despair sometimes.

[Jordy]

To think people make these statements unironically makes me despair sometimes.

I'm pretty sure they're just trying to control the narrative. You see it all the time on steam forums and 4chan.

[Reichspepe]

@Jordy Oh no doubt about that, but I still believe many people are just serious without any hidden motives when making these statements.

[UltraFan123]

The Last of Us was always overrated normie stuff anyways. Even back when the first one came out I always knew it was just another post-ap zombie story.

[Submech]

From the Barotrauma tutorial

[maidenhaver]

Dude, dude.

[Kain]

From the Barotrauma tutorial

Just looking at that screen is traumatic enough for me, so I will skip.

[DemoGraph]

I've just discovered this list.

You guys went too far in antiwoke direction.

[rusty_shackleford]

You guys went too far in antiwoke direction.

Nowhere near far enough.

[logincrash]

I've just discovered this list.

You guys went too far in antiwoke direction.

You found your favourite game on the list and it feels like a personal attack on your sense of taste in games? Yeah, it happens to a lot of people.

[Tangerine]

I'm more perturbed that RDR2 is marked as informational instead of not recommended.

[UltraFan123]

I'm more perturbed that RDR2 is marked as informational instead of not recommended.

Yeah afaik that games pushes the retarded "native americans were innocent angels genocided by White man" lie that anyone who knows actual history can debunk.

[Roguey]

"What do you mean giving both Joel and his brother black women as wives and mixed-race kids in the TLOU TV show is woke? You're just seeing woke everywhere."

"What do you mean Ellie kissing a black girl is woke? It was in the original game too!"
"What do you meant a 90 minute gay love story where you see men kissing and anal buttsex on screen is woke? It was implied in the original game!"

If your point is that the original game was already woke so you shouldn't even bother watching the adaptation then yes I agree.