Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls started its life on the PS3, PlayStation Vita, and iPhone, back in 2009. This review is for the PC version released in 2020. The big change for this version is that, unlike its original release, all of the DLC is already included in the game. There is one free DLC, the Growth Fruit, which can optionally be installed for either the Steam or GOG releases. I'll cover what that does later in the review. The important thing is this version appears to be the complete kit and includes all the DLC dungeons.




Wizardry is a series of RPG dungeon crawlers where you would assemble a party of heroes to conquer a mazelike multifloor dungeon. Labyrinth of Lost Souls is not a remake of an earlier title but instead a new entry in the series. Although later games in the Wizardry series allow for more unrestricted movement, both the original games and Labyrinth of Lost Souls keep the party moving on a grid with only the ability to face one of the cardinal directions.




There are five races and eight classes to create your party from. Creating a new character has it randomly roll for an amount of bonus stat points, which you can assign to whichever stats you wish. As each class has a minimum stat requirement, the race's base stats and these assigned bonus stats will directly determine which of the classes the character is eligible to select. There are also a few restrictions on which alignments are allowed to use each class, but for the most part, only the Ninja requires (Evil). (Good) and (Neutral) are used by everything else.

As both a character's chosen alignment and starting stats can be altered during the adventure, these initial choices won't lock you out of anything. Whenever in town, there is an option to promote each character into a different class. This returns their level to 1, keeps half of their HP, and preserves all know spells. As over time each character's stats will increase (or, rarely, randomly decrease) as the character levels up, they may not be able to become a Lord or Ninja when they are first created but will very likely have that option eventually if you desire it.

Besides the distinction between the classes being whether they are a melee or a magic user, an important attribute of each class is its special skill. This skill doesn't transfer when the class is promoted and can be powerful enough to turn the tide of battle in combat, or in some cases, very useful outside of combat. The Bishop can identify unknown items for example.

Races mainly determine the base/max stats but have one other effect on the character, and that is their visual appearance. Unfortunately customization of the look of each character is very limited. Only two portraits per race, one for each gender. With one exception, the first character created as the main character gets a color swapped variant of that race's portrait.




As your party moves through the dungeon, they randomly encounter groups of monsters. Combat has both the enemy and party divided into rows. For the player's party, the left side of the screen's three slots are the front row with the right side's slots being a more protected backrow. The more distant a row, the longer reaching melee weapon is required to strike at it.

Magic users can learn spells as they level and gain individual charges for each tier of spells called magic points. To cast a spell requires the expenditure of one of these points in a corresponding spell's tier. There are many types of spells per tier of magic. They can be used to deal damage, heal the party, cure status effects, or have other utility functions like teleporting around the maze.

Although enemy monsters can fling as many spells as they want (And they will...), the player's magic user's limited magic points can only be restored by resting at the inn back on the surface or when they gain a level. Magic users can be very highly effective but the melee fighters will be doing the heavy lifting the majority of the time due to this limited magic ammo.

Enemy monsters are all visually displayed as reasonably detailed still images. Each row of enemy monsters can contain several of the same beast. There is no way to directly target a specific individual monster in a row. Instead, the target row of monsters is selected when attacking, and one of the enemies in that row will be randomly chosen to receive the attack.

Aside from health diminishing melee and magic attacks, many monster's inflict crippling status effects and may even have a chance to drain a character's level or outright kill them regardless of their current HP. Enemies that target the entire party with a potentially lethal instant kill attack are common. Better armor and higher levels can provide some resistance to this, but there is always a chance of suffering an unlucky fatality.

There are consumable items that can be acquired and used during combat. I made it to the end of the game barely using any of these, so they aren't really important.




There are three dungeons to choose from in Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls. Floors are composed of individual tiles that can be stepped between in a 20 by 20 grid. Usually almost all, if not all, the locations in those grids are able to be traversed with very little sections of the floor being left unused. Although it may sound a bit compact, I'd say the dungeon floor design is one of the better parts of the game.

Additionally the dungeon walls wrap around, so if you move west from the western edge of the map, you'll pop up on the eastern side of the dungeon in the same row. The standard bag of dungeon crawling tricks are all here: Hidden doors, traps, spinning floors, areas covered in darkness, teleporters and levers that open doors elsewhere.

The third dungeon is filled with very high level monsters and was no doubt meant to sell the "Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls - Limit Free Levels" DLC for the original version of the game. This DLC unlocked the level cap so that each character could increase their level to 99. The PC version already has this DLC included.




Unlike the original Wizardry, there is no need for physical graph paper to map the dungeon. Either by carrying an ingame map item or casting a spell, a detailed map of the currently explored sections of the dungeon can be displayed. This map screen can also switch which floor it is currently displaying, which can be useful in some situations.




What story there is isn't that interesting. The story is delivered through a sparse number of visual novel segments with still images of various NPCs. If you're thinking of playing this game, don't buy it hoping for a compelling narrative.

There are several quests that can be taken from the town's adventurer guild or from other townsfolk while your party is outside of the dungeon. Unfortunately they usually boil down to: "Bring me X of item randomly dropped by a monster." or "Go to place X... but I won't tell you exactly where".

Some of the quests are maddening in how they are setup. Unfortunately to activate a quest, a prerequisite must have been completed before you are given it. What this means is that you may have completely explored a dungeon floor before being given a quests that requires you to go 'somewhere' on that floor. The only solution is to carefully step through that entire dungeon section again...

I'd go so far as to say the quest design is the worst part of this game.

Some events are visible as a floating skull or hooded figure while moving about the dungeon. Others are invisible until you step on the right grid coordinate.




There's a really odd design choice in Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls involving its economy. All monsters drop gold and there is a shop back in the town to purchase items from. However this shop only has a finite number of each item and you will quickly find purchasing from it next to useless. You can sell items to this shop for gold, and buy them back later if you wish. Another use for gold is to very expensively identify items, which a Bishop can do for free...

So what use is gold? There is pretty much only one answer to this. If you visit the temple, gold can be converted directly into EXP leveling a selected character.

... that's it.

Spending gold for EXP is very useful. It just is a strange choice that there is really nothing else to do with it.

The majority of the equipment your party will use is acquired either by finding chests after combat or found in the dungeon. This is where the thief class's talents go to work disarming any traps that would otherwise go off when the chest is opened.

The adventurer's guild in town also allows the player to swap a specific item for another specific item. Which item can be exchanged for which periodically changes. (This trade costs no gold...)




The early game combat isn't that difficult, and with strategy, the chance of getting wiped out by the more lethal opponents can be greatly reduced. If a party member is lost, there are a few ways to bring them back to life. Many of these come with a terrible risk. If a resurrection attempt fails, that character will turn to ash. If another attempt is made to revive the ash pile and it fails... the character is gone for good.

So yes, permadeath plus enemies that can on-hit-kill a party member remains a constant threat throughout the game.




In the sound department, each of the character's in your party are voiced, although not in english. The female dwarf is kind of funny as she has a tendency to loudly yell "NEEEEEE~!" if you accidentally walk into a wall. The visual novel style event dialogue is also voiced. As with your party characters, this is also not in english. What music is present in the town and during battle is pretty good:




The game has good controller support. With the exclusion of typing in a character's name, the entire game can be played with a gamepad. I don't remember seeing a way to rebind the controls, but they were laid out pretty well, so I'd recommend it for this one.

The speed of both combat and movement in the dungeon can be increased. There is also a button which when pressed will automatically set all characters to attack with their melee weapon during combat. Considering there is a bit of grinding to be done in this game, these features are very welcome.




If you have installed the Growth Fruit DLC then during character creation, you will be able to use a limited number of growth fruit to increase the available bonus stats of a character. This is useful if you want to make sure a character has enough stats to start as a specific class. There is no way to get more of this fruit during the game, so use them wisely.




Unfortunately, yes.

I encountered two bugs during my play through. The first isn't all that bad and involves the chest image after combat being replaced by a white square. Certainly annoying but not that serious.

The second one is a terrible corruption of one of the later quests. There is a solution that managed to get me past it, but it really sucks, as it requires a lot of grinding if you aren't already carrying specific items.

SpellSword wrote: ↑ May 28th, 2025, 19:21

Nature of the bug:
Areas of the dungeon that should load an event trigger the wrong event, no event, or provide an incorrect message that the event on that dungeon tile has already been activated... which it unfortunately hasn't and does not count it towards the quest's completion. There are also scatterings of strange events I've been encountering randomly on these dungeon floors that vanish if I reload the game. Often these seemingly randomly placed events don't trigger anything when stepped on, so they are yet more corrupted mess.

From what I've read, this is an often encountered issue with this quest, and there may be a solution:

Seth0708 wrote:

Quest: Judgment of the Disturbers

It also can be pretty glitchy, so if something is not where it should be you will need to go and complete one of the repeatable quests to "reset" it and hopefully make the trigger spawn where it should be on this quest; on the forums I have seen it claimed that The Cursed Weapon will cause a "reset" properly every time.

The design for some of the quests and the terrible bug I mention above unfortunately leads me to say that you may want to skip Wizardry: Labyrinth of Lost Souls. It just isn't polished enough to be worth the frustration.

Deadzone: Rogue is “a fast-paced roguelite FPS set in deep space”, as developer Prophecy Games puts it. You awaken on a massive colony ship bound for Mars with no memory of who you are and a whole lot of enemies to kill. Deadzone is a rogue-like looter shooter where you die endlessly so that you might become stronger on your next run and something I cautiously recommend at the current stage.



The game starts with the nameless player awakening on a small ship docked with the colony vessel, still orbiting Earth, and no memories. So, without anything else better to do, he takes the elevator down to figure out what’s going on and kill many robots and genetic horrors along the way. The plot is slowly revealed over the course of the main storyline missions and supplemented with crew logs found randomly as you progress through each zone. There's a boss at the end of each storyline mission, while the side missions act as challenges.




There are three zones on the ship, but only two are available at the time of this review. Zone is a nice way of saying, “slightly different enemies and wall textures with some new missions.” In order to reach the next zone, you have to finish all of the missions in the current one, simple enough.

Prophecy Games fails to mention that Deadzone: Rogue is the latest incarnation of their previously failed Starsiege Deadzone title. Although previous owners of that game are getting comped Deadzone for free, this isn’t where Prophecy’s troubles end. Tribes 3 Rivals, another Prophecy Games title, has also been left in an unfinished and sorry state, which is not a good look for a studio trying to win players over. Perhaps three times is the charm?


The ship you start in acts as a hub for mission selection, upgrading your stats, and talking to Planty. Planty is your best and only friend on this godforsaken vessel. Once you select a mission, it’s time to hit the elevator. Each mission consists of a certain number of sectors, which is a nice way of saying, “arena”. You start with nothing but your dinky little pistol, but some missions will hand you special equipment or perks as part of the challenge. Missions include things like Headhunter, a sniper rifle-only mode, or the dreaded Glass Cannon mission, where you deal loads of damage and start with tons of health, but healing is reduced to almost nothing.


Every sector starts in stealth mode, giving you a chance to scope out the area to see what you’re up against. Stealth mode lasts until you attack, so you have time to pick the best area to kick things off, set up explosive barrels, and see what needs to die first. Clearing a sector gets you a reward; each reward type is shown to you before you enter the room. The first reward is always a weapon cache, and this is the only time it appears. Rewards include perks, items, and later on special elite bonuses. The goodies always come in three, and occasionally the game tosses you an enhanced version of a regular item.




A looter shooter is nothing without things to shoot; to that end, Deadzone provides a cast of highly irritating things that all need to die. You get shooting robots, melee robots, flying robots, healing robots, shielding robots, sniper robots, flamethrower robots, and some other kinds of robots too. If that’s not enough, Deadzone also offers non-robotic enemies like flaming skeleton guys in suits that set you on fire, giant CEO clones that want to smash your guts out, and spider cyborg abominations.


Deadzone affords you one primary gun, one secondary, one melee weapon, and one grenade. Primaries are where all the fun weapons are, like the snipers, shotguns, and miniguns. Secondaries are mostly pistols, SMGs, and a few smaller shotguns. Melee is limited to a fast knife and a slow axe. Grenades are grenades, but at least you can’t blow yourself up with them. Aside from that, you also get a handy dashing ability, which is great because your normal move speed is slower than molasses. Dashing works on a cooldown, which can be upgraded with tech or altered with modifiers from gear.


Enemy composition determines how you should tackle a room. For example, healing and shield drones make it almost impossible to kill anything being protected by them, so they have to go first. A sector with nothing but spider robots that explode into a vortex should be approached by letting them all come to you from a distance, when possible. However, some missions, like Uniform Chaos, will randomly select rooms and enemies, and some combos are almost impossible to survive. I had a bridge with no cover and a room full of guys with shields and heavy guns and died within seconds of stepping out of stealth.


A looter shooter is nothing without things to loot. Enemies drop scrap and tech when they die, or rather, it comes bursting out of them like a piñata. Scrap is currency; it is spent at the safe rooms for upgrading and buying new equipment. Tech is for upgrading your stats between runs. Sometimes enemies also drop weapons and armor.



After so many sectors, you’ll reach a safe room. This one safe place provides limited healing and a chance to spend all of that scrap you’ve been accumulating. The replicator lets you buy new junk, upgrade old junk, and purchase one or two health kits if you’ve taken a massive beating. Every piece of gear has ten levels of quality and five levels of rarity. Each level of rarity adds new affixes to your weapons that do everything from steal health to reloading your unequipped gun when you kill something. You can reroll your affixes several times, and there’s a perk that lets you gain additional rerolls. Rarity levels can be upgraded one time, but there’s a perk that lets you do it twice too if you’ve found the perfect gun that you can’t part with.


Deadzone’s armory offers something for everyone: sniper rifles, shotguns, axes, knives, etc. What you end up using the most is usually determined by what perks you pick, and this is where you get to define your playstyle. RNG takes a guiding role, and you won’t always get what you want, but adaptation is part of the game.

A good example is the perks that extend your magazine size and provide bonuses for every round missing in your mag. This is ideal if you intend to use assault rifles or the minigun, provided you can get your hands on one. If you’re lucky, you’ll get an item that extends your magazine size even further. If you’re very lucky, you’ll also get an elite item that boosts your damage for every round you reload. There are also perks for getting up close and personal and ones for improving your melee attacks.


All weapons beyond common rarity have an elemental damage type affixed to them. There are four types of damage: fire, ice, electric, and void; each element has two types of effects. Ice-based weapons do shatter, which is an AoE explosive ice effect (I think, the game is a bit vague on some of them) and freeze which coats enemies in ice and slows them down. Void can trap enemies in a singularity, holding them back for a time, or summon up void tendrils to attack nearby enemies; you get the idea. The bad news is that several enemies come packing the same kind of elemental attacks, so expect to get slowed down in ice, flung about in vortexes, and set on fire. As near as I can figure, there are no resistances or weaknesses to elemental types, which means you can choose fire-based guns without any fear of them not working properly on fire-based attackers.



Perks define your character, and the first one you choose has the largest impact. There are perks for close-range combat, long-range combat, and the aforementioned magazine booster. Beyond that, you have slots for three other perks with branching upgrades. Once you choose a perk, it’s locked in, no take-backsies. The smaller perks include boosts to health, shields, elemental damage, melee, or a handy robot companion who will attack enemies and draw their fire.


Elemental perks will enhance the damage and special effects of your weapons. You can only pick one of these, so choose wisely. Upgrading your fire perk will let you set enemies ablaze with damage over time. Upgrading ice will let you choose a perk that surrounds you with a blizzard effect. You get the general idea. My personal favorite is ice, since being able to freeze and slow down enemies tends to enhance my survival chances, but like I said, you don’t always get what you want.


The only thing certain in a roguelike is death, and you will die, over and over and over again. Dying ends your run, and you wake up back in your ship with nothing but your pistol again and whatever tech you managed to scrape up. Tech comes in two forms: the generic currency needed to upgrade things to their next level and the parts for each specific tech. You can have thousands of tech points, but they mean nothing if you can’t upgrade what you want.


Upgrades come in three different flavors: Tech Masteries, Superior Items, and Synergies. Each one is unlocked as you arrive at a new zone, so you start with Tech Masteries and get Superior Items later on, with Synergies currently MIA along with the third zone. Ideally, the more upgrades you get, the farther you’ll go before dying until you can complete the zone, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.



You tell me. After countless attempts at fixing my problems, including contacting Prophecy’s tech support, I could never, ever get Deadzone to log in through Steam.



The first few hours of Deadzone are fun enough, but once the novelty fades, you’re left with room after room of monsters with some slight alteration on the theme of destruction. At about fifteen hours in, I’d already tapped the available content, and while I could ratchet up the difficulty, all this will do is reward me with more tech at the end of each mission. The third zone isn’t available yet, so there’s not much motivation for boosting myself any further when I’ve seen all that Deadzone has to offer at this point. I’m not sure how much more content Zone 3 will offer or how far Prophecy Games intends to take Deadzone. One should keep in mind that this studio has a fairly poor track record so far for finishing games.


Deadzone itself is fun, but there’s a major frustration in losing the run to something stupid. The much maligned Glass Cannon mission was toned down, and it’s still ridiculously difficult; I had to turn it down to easy to get it done. I’m sure that Deadzone has more entertainment value for those who can enjoy co-op mode, but since I could never get it to log in, I have to enjoy it as a single-player game.


Deadzone is decent fun for those who enjoy the repetitive, “get stronger with each run” style of gameplay, though I wouldn’t call it anything special, and potential buyers should be aware of the studio’s history and the general caution of buying an early access title.

Mirage 7 is a dark fairytale third-person adventure game that blends fantasy and sci-fi elements. Nadira, a young girl, journeys through a desert with her pet lizard, Jiji, in search of a lost oasis, hoping to find a way to save her sister. The game is developed by Drakkar Studios, an Italy-based developer.

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Story and Worldbuilding

The game opens in the Jahenazir desert, with a cutscene taking place at a secret military base. A drone patrolling the area is intercepted, triggering an EMP charge hidden within it. The blast disables a transmission tower, awakening a mysterious woman with an unsettling appearance.

As Nadira progresses, she discovers scattered diary pages and tablets detailing various events, from an employee’s struggle to survive after getting lost in the desert to sinister experiments on able-bodied individuals aimed at extending human life. Later, a man awakens Nadira and introduces himself as the Vizier to Taishma, the lost princess. He has been tracking Nadira’s journey from the start. Lost in the desert, Nadira requests assistance, but the Vizier questions her intentions before offering help. Nadira seeks Princess Taishma, fabled for granting any wish, to rescue her sister, Rasha, who was abducted by soldiers. Offended by Nadira’s directness, the Vizier demands respect and a gesture of service. He instructs her to play a tune for the princess, who loves music, but insists it must be with a magical lute. Nadira learns of the Celestial Chanter, located in the dangerous Temple of Aranya, and the Vizier warns that the journey will be perilous. This setup establishes the desert setting, key characters, and Nadira’s quest to save her sister.

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Gameplay

In the style of classic action-adventure games, you explore environments, collect items, navigate treacherous heights, and battle various enemies.
Accompanied by her pet lizard, Jiji, Nadira gains access to a unique gameplay feature called "Lizard Eyes." This ability allows you, the player, to detect nearby items and uncover hidden ones within a short range. Some items can be combined, reminiscent of traditional point-and-click adventure games. For example, Nadira discovers a campsite but lacks the means to light a campfire. By searching the area, you find dry wood and use Lizard Eyes to locate a flintstone to spark a flame.

Hunger sets in, as Nadira hasn't eaten in a while, but the fruit on nearby trees is rotten. Fortunately, you spot a tree with edible fruit, though it's out of reach. To solve this, you search for a stick to craft a slingshot. However, a slingshot needs a sling. Recalling an earlier encounter, you use a tendon from a defeated Sandigger to complete the slingshot. With it, you shoot down the dates, securing a meal.

Combat is quite simplistic, you have a dagger and attack the enemy while dodging the attacks. That's it so far.

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Sound

The voice acting is adequate but has room for improvement, with some performances sounding amateurish, slurred, or mumbled. The soundtrack is good, featuring a distinct Arabic theme. The oud is prominently used, enhancing the game’s atmosphere.

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Difficulties

The game offers standard difficulty options, with no unique variations. It’s too early to assess how well-balanced these difficulty levels are.
Story Mode (Easy)
Normal Mode (Normal)
Challenge Mode (Hard)

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Enemies

The current version of the game has two enemies:
The Sandigger has two attacks: a lunge directly at Nadira and a burrowing move, where it digs underground and emerges beneath her.
In the "Protect Nadira" segment, scorpions move directly toward Nadira without a specific attack pattern. The objective is to prevent them from reaching her, as the game ends in a Game Over if they do.

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Characters

Nadira is a young woman embarking on a journey to find her younger sister, Rasha. She is accompanied by her pet lizard, Jiji. No further details about her background are provided at this point.
The Vizier is a mysterious and sickly looking man, who shows up out of nowhere; he serves Princess Taishma.
Rasha is Nadira's younger sister, who was taken by the military.

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Visuals

The graphics are good, with detailed, stylized character models. The environments are high-quality, bringing the desert to life through visible heat effects and footprints in the sand, left by both Nadira and Jiji.

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Conclusion

The Mirage 7 demo shows promise with its unique blend of fantasy and sci-fi elements. The gameplay feels straightforward so far, but the full release is expected to feature more complex systems. With further polish, the game has strong potential to be highly enjoyable.

PC Specifications:

Processor: Intel Core i7-4790
Graphics Card: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960
Memory (RAM): 16 GB RAM

Game Version: 1.0.1
Price Point: 29.99$

I found that I like survival crafters. Figuring things out when exploring is great, and it gives the old lizard brain that nice scratch it so loves, which is why I still enjoy the first Subnautica despite the devs being twats. Anyway, this game is one of the latest contestants chasing that trend: Forever Skies! I had high hopes for this one, though maybe I should have adjusted my expectations after spotting the burning airship on the cover image.

Anyway, we're going to explore a ruined Earth, cure a plague, dive under a deadly layer of Dust and learn to hate PETA and Greenpeace while doing so. Let's go!

Also, this review contains spoilers. You were warned.

Story

The narrative of Forever Skies is serviceable on the surface but ultimately forgettable. The opening act is good, offering a clear sense of purpose and momentum: you're a random guy sent back to a poisoned Earth to re-establish contact with an expedition that went there to find a cure for a deadly disease. Giving the player a family photo to remind you why you’re down on ruined Earth is a nice touch: find the cure for the Grey Plague to save your loved ones. How nice, a man out to save his family and there is no shrieking woman in sight to lecture us! The only fly in the ointment is that I’m not sure how a White man and an Asian woman produce what looks like a black daughter. Clearly the genetic mutations on the space station are out of control; I don’t even want to know what kind of freak the player character is.

The story also wastes no time telling you what the ultimate evil is: humans, and their environmental pollution. Yes, this is the post apocalypse supposedly caused by human meddling with technology, so you could excuse this as a realistic mindset on the part of the few survivors facing the imminent extinction of their race. Still, as the game wears on the message becomes ever more grating.

Then, to my shock and confusion, the story takes a sharp turn with its main antagonist: an eco-terrorist AI determined to eliminate humanity under the guise of environmental preservation. This plot twist aims for shock value but feels disjointed, especially given the AI's role in actively sabotaging efforts to repair the world’s ecosystem and stop said deadly plague, and despite the AI itself also wanting the cure. The moral messaging is heavy-handed, and the lack of nuance in its portrayal of environmental themes comes off as excessively preachy. The fact is that the message manages to undermine itself by making the main villain an AI humans built with the express intent to help protect the environment is just the cherry on top.


To make matters even worse, every confrontation with the AI lacks emotional weight. There’s a clear attempt to emulate Portal: the AI is a hippy GLaDOS but without any the sarcastic menace, biting wit, or complexity. The result is a villain that feels more like a narrative obligation than a genuine threat. It’s a shame, as the initial world-building hinted at a deeper exploration of survival and rebuilding in a post-apocalyptic world. Instead, the plot leans too heavily into “save the environment” clichés, to the point that the message from the developers in the end tells the player that they hope the game will remain fictional. I get preached at less when I go to church, and they don’t bill me thirty bucks for the privilege!

The story itself is also really short, with my playthrough clocking in at 28 hours, with a significant portion of that being owed to my obsession to try and find blueprints. If you don’t care about building an airship, I wouldn’t be surprised to find the entire game being a little over 10 hours.

Graphics

Visually, Forever Skies is a mixed bag. The initial locations are crafted with a good level of detail, with vibrant colors contrasting the greys of collapsing buildings, towering structures, and suitable environments that invite exploration. The airship itself is highly customizable, and its evolving appearance reflects your progress in the game, which is a strong visual reward. In fact, I’d go so far as to say that building your airship is the greatest draw in the game. Unfortunately, this level of attention doesn’t extend to later areas. The world, while vast, becomes repetitive, with identical-looking ruined islands and structures that lack variety. The art style is appropriately apocalyptic, but its charm is diluted by the copy-pasted aesthetic that dominates the game's back half. The sky really does go on forever, but by the time you realize that it has become a threat rather than a promise. For a game that emphasizes exploration, a greater variety of landscapes would have elevated my enjoyment considerably. At least the game’s theme is on point, in that the later sections are increasingly overrun with mutated plant life and reclaimed by nature. The more overgrown a building is, the greater the threat, at least in theory. The unfortunately small areas under the Dust are as visually impressive as the game gets, but even they get copypasted to hell and back.


As you can see from my PC specs, my machine is basically a glorified potato battery at this point, yet the game runs fine even with the best textures, and the settings menu is both detailed and offers perfect controller support, which is something I really appreciate in my survival crafters.

Gameplay

The real heart of Forever Skies lies in its construction mechanics. Building your own airship is not only the main attraction but arguably the game’s saving grace. The customization options are actually quite deep, allowing for functional, aesthetic, and strategic choices that genuinely impact gameplay. As an example, some of the buildings are so utterly wrecked that you can’t land on them. In order to still access them, you need an extendable boarding ramp. Later on (or too late, as the case may be), you can automate resource gathering and build an entire automated farming setup.

However, the pacing of blueprint acquisition is annoyingly uneven. Core blueprints necessary for functional upgrades are reasonably spaced, but cosmetic options are all crammed into the final areas. This decision feels counterintuitive, hampering player creativity during the main stretch of the game. Base building is at its best when experimentation is possible early and often, not throttled until the end. Subnautica did this well, and it becomes incredibly obvious that this game is trying to put a spin on the concept. Unfortunately it whiffs every other attempt to improve and blunders from one questionable design choice to another. This is apparent very early on, since the game copies Subnautica’s approach to base building: you have a tool with which you walk around your ship to build stuff.

And here the shortsightedness of the design becomes apparent: Subnautica is set under water, meaning you have complete access to every part of your base by swimming around it. Forever Skies, as the name implies, is set in the sky, and as such you have to land for large parts of the construction, which is incredibly annoying and fiddly, especially for ships that need a larger landing platform. Also, you need to constantly watch your step as you walk around your ship, lest you plummet to your death while building.


Additionally, while the game offers post-main-story exploration, there’s very little incentive to continue. The world feels empty and repetitive, with nothing in the way of secrets or meaningful encounters. The lack of interesting gameplay elements or unique challenges post-game means that once the final mission is complete, there’s little reason to stay invested. This means that I never actually bothered building the airship I’d planned, since acquiring the blueprints took so long the game was over before I got even the basic rooms and walls I’d wanted for it.

The game is at its best in the early sections, while you struggle to find food and drinkable water in the ruins, flying around in your half-finished airship the size of a shoebox. I actually had a lot of fun there, because everything was still full of exploration and I hadn’t yet realized how shallow the game ultimately was.


Combat:

The game does have weapons and a combat element, but I almost wish it didn’t. Like with so many other things in the game I can almost taste the desperation of the poor, talented developer who wrote the combat AI and other, under-the-hood programs, only to have all his work wasted. There is one, exactly one type of enemy that can attack you in your airship: something called a scrap hatchery, which latches onto the ship and slowly tears off the piece it has latched onto. The enemy has no actually damaging attacks and is defeated by aiming the basic deconstruction tool at it. That’s it.

There are other enemies that can actually damage you, but all of those save for a single one are static: yes, even the swarm of wasps doesn’t attack or follow you unless you literally walk into their attack radius. There is a nice idea buried in the combat though: enemy attacks (and tainted water, and uncooked food) give you certain diseases that distort your vision, make you hallucinate or slowly kill you… but only near the end of the game, because your immunity is at 100% at the beginning of the game, and diseases become threatening only when it has degraded severely, which is gated by story events.

There was only a single “fight” where I was actually in danger of losing: the fight against three mantises, the only competent enemy in the game. And even that is mostly owed to my own stupidity, since I was too busy fighting to notice that I could have simply climbed back up the ladder and attacked them with electric bolts from a safe distance.


Final Thoughts:

Forever Skies shines where it lets the player tinker and create, but falls off the railing in its pacing, narrative execution, and endgame content. If you’re drawn to the idea of building and customizing your own flying fortress, there’s enjoyment to be found here as long as you can live with the game trying to keep you from your fun until the story is over and done with. However, if you’re looking for a deep narrative or engaging post-game experience, you might find it lacking. Wait for a sale if you’re on the fence; otherwise, it’s a pass for those seeking more than just brief, surface-level engagement. Personally, if I could go back in time I wouldn’t buy it purely because the preaching makes me want to spite the developers.

Rating: 4.5/10

Baldur's Gate 3 is the biggest rpg of the decade and one of the most successful of all time, for better or for worse. Personally, when I heard that Larian were gonna be the ones making it, I was extremely sceptical and didn't look forward to its release at all. Eventually, I still played it, however, just to see what the fuss was about. Now that patch 8 has released and the game is in its final form, it is only fair to review it at this stage and replay it. This particular playthrough was done while using @orinEsque's highly influential and controversial "No Alphabets" mod removing homosexual ideology from the game and @loregamer and @Silver's "Realms Restored" mod, both hosted EXCLUSIVELY here on rpghq. No Alphabets is thoroughly recommended, basically mandatory, while Realms Restored contains too many subjective changes to too many NPCs for my liking, so use at your own risk. Anyway, big thanks to them!

Since I don't think this game needs any further introduction, let's dive straight in and see if it has deserved all its praise. Full spoilers ahead.

Chargen

Let's start right at the beginning. Like any good rpg, you first have to create a character. You can also forgo this and choose a Larian brand "origin" character that is premade. They also double as your companions, should you choose none of them. If you do that, you're left to choose between a blank slate (not recommended) and the Dark Urge, who is technically also an origin character but won't show up if you don't choose him or her. Dark Urge is widely considered to be the intended way of playing and you only gain content by picking him, so going Durge for your first playthrough is highly recommended. In fact, several things suggest that Dark Urge was just gonna be the default background for everybody but that was changed during EA because people whined about their character being a psycho.

If you've been in a coma ever since you first beat Baldur's Gate 2 on release, you'll be shocked to learn that DnD is in its 5th edition now and it differs greatly from 2nd ed. ADnD. Race selection is mostly the same, with the addition of Tieflings and Githyanki. Classes have subclasses now that you can choose once you hit level 3. Your selection of class also comes with some reactivity, giving you exclusive dialogue options at various point in the game. 5th edition in many ways is a lot more simplified compared to 2nd but I can't tell you that one is strictly better or worse than the other. I like the 5th edition ruleset and think it's alright, which is the same I could say for 2nd edition. Your mileage may wary but I don't think the ruleset is going to be a dealbreaker for anybody.

There's enough depth here for any regular buildfag, the way I see it. Mages do feel a lot weaker than they did back in 2nd ed. but to make up for that, playing a bard is great fun, gives you many unique dialogue checks and actually let's you play some music. 5th ed. has a very boring selection of feats though, with some of them being absolute must takes, greatly reducing build variety. You always take great weapon mastery, sharpshooter, war caster etc. and then you're left with some niche choices or plain old ability score improvement. I wouldn't much recommend ASI though, as controversial as that may be. There's tons of spells, gear and potions that increase your stats, should you need that, there's little point in wasting a feat on it.

A change that I liked a lot is that more spells remain viable for much longer when compared to 2nd ed. Things like Sleep, Hold Person or Fear fell off extremely hard past the early game back in the day but in 5th ed. those remain useful until the end. This does not distract from the fact that martial classes are the undeniable kings of 5th ed. You can go through the entire game without a wizard, most likely even without a cleric but you absolutely cannot do without a fighter, barbarian or monk without completely handicapping yourself for no reason. Same goes for rogues. Traps are nowhere near as lethal as they used to be in previous titles and most doors and chests can just be smashed open with no penalty. Those that can't, usually have keys nearby that open them.

That's not to say that a well built rogue cannot deal some absurdly high sneak attack damage. I personally went for a multiclassed fighter/rogue this time, prioritizing increasing my crit chances via the reduction the champion subclass gets at level 3 and all sorts of items that also increase crit chance. I also chose the assassin subclass. This resulted in a build that can deal well over a hundred damage on a critical sneak attack with the Bhaalist murder aura active and can stay invisible permanently by chaining one shot kills together round after round while wearing the Deathstalker Mantle. Good build, greatly enjoyed instakilling Minsc in the first round after all that big talk he'd been talking. Being able to consistently deal massive burst damage with high accuracy made Tactician difficulty a breeze, with only a few encounters here and there that gave me trouble.

Alignments and racial stat bonuses have since been deemed by the High Committee for Totalitarian Social Justice at WotC to be politically inconvenient and removed. Horrific ethical implications aside, I don't care much about their removal and I caught myself being bothered about it a grand total of zero times. Others may think different, but for me it's a minor thing at best.


On the cosmetic front, the character creator is quite in-depth and you'll have great fun customizing your guy or gal. A rarity for isometric rpgs, you actually get to see your character close up, a ton of times even, meaning that the way your toon looks actually matters somewhat. Once you're done with creating your character, the game will have you make a "Guardian", which is where we come to BG3's first missstep, albeit a minor one. This game is in many ways unfinished and whatever they were going for with the Guardian was left on the cutting room floor.


Your Guardian's appearance has no bearing on anything so go nuts. Once you're done with that, it's off to

Act 1

Going with Dark Urge, you wake up with amnesia aboard a nautiloid, a spelljammer ship used by Illithids. You've got one of their tadpoles in your brain, which is bad because that means that you'll become a Mindflayer sooner or later. With a worm in your head and no memories, you're off to wander around the ship that's been attacked by Githyanki terrorists moments earlier and now you're stuck in Hell.

What sounds like an exciting start is BG3's second missstep. The tutorial area is boring, especially when compared to the masterclass that is the Irenicus dungeon from BG2. While it does a decent job of tutorializing essential mechanics, it does little in the way of grabbing your attention and serves as a terrible plot hook. The amnesia premise is old and played out and extremely impersonal. I am of the opinion that it is vital that a game's plot revolve around the player and not any sort of condition, circumstance or setting. Simply put, someone needs to come and shit on the protagonists couch. BG1 understood that, BG2 refined that but BG3 has regressed to a state even unworthy of the first entry in the series. I am walking around an uninteresting burning wreckage that amounts to a series of round rooms linked together by "sphincters".


While running around the crashing Nautiloid, you come across your very first companion, Lae'zel, and your very second companion, Shadowheart. Which leads me to

Tangent #1: Companions

Before you get your hopes up, let me tell you that this games' companions are bad. Their dialogue is well written and they're voiced and animated very well but they are boring and a serious step down from the previous two entries in the series. First of all, there's a grand total of 10 companions and four of those you may never have in your party. Not like you're missing out on much. Compare this to BG2's 16 for instance.

This reduction in companions could be excused, if the quality of the companions compensated for it. Sadly, it doesn't. You get exactly one single rogue, one single cleric, one single wizard, a warlock (subpar gimmick class), one single fighter and a barbarian (fighter with less money for clothes). In addition, party size has been cut from six to four for no discernable reason. One slot is taken up by the PC, the second by Shadowheart unless the PC is already a healer, leaving you with only two slots to experiment with. Party composition is extremely limited, which also limits the ways in which you can approach individual combat encounters. Since the combat is arguably the game's main draw, this is quite a drawback. Yes, you can freely respec everybody to be any class, if you want to have your immersion obliterated and make up some headcanon why Shadowheart is now a bard. A class is part of a PC's or NPC's character and should not be treated like a job you can switch at any moment.


Aside from a lack of mechanical room to play with, from a narrative perspective, the companions suck as well. You have Lae'zel, who is an extremely one note riff on a Klingon that never evolves, Shadowheart, who is actually alright but suffers heavily from "Tragic Backstory Syndrome", Wyll, who is an unlikable smarmy, self righteous yet somehow bland hypocrite and also suffers from TBS, Astarion, who is a gay vampire that never evolves and the game tries to make us feel sorry for in the last few seconds of his companion quest and Karlach, girlboss extraordinaire with the heaviest case of TBS yet. And let's not forget Gale, who is what every redditor thinks they're like, that's to say unbearably smug yet somehow likeable. I could go through each of their companion quests one by one to further illustrate my point but I think that'd be beyond the scope of this obscure review on an obscure website no one's ever heard of so I'll just leave it at that. It bears special mentioning that Wyll got entirely reworked (read: ruined) between Early Access and the final release, with the Wyll we got, not resembling the original vision at all. Mercifully, the game provides you with tons of excuses to get rid of your companions, so there's that I suppose.

I should speak on how outdated the structure of their quests are, because they follow the bog standard "1 phase per act" blueprint that feels about as organic as Chinese, hormone filled chicken tenders. My, how convenient it is that in every act, every one of my companions discovers something about whatever it is that's bothering them and I'm right there with a free slot in my schedule to help them with that. This sort of structure was outdated back when BG2 came out and has been thoroughly proven to be unnecessary by contemporary rpgs like Wrath of the Righteous, which handled this way better. There is no excuse for a game with about 10 times the budget and resources to fumble this bit. The devs also expect you to manually interrogate them about their background at camp instead of having most of this come up naturally throughout the course of the game. Maybe if they were more interesting, I would've sat through all that dialogue but as it stands, I can't be bothered.


The game's premise also feels the need to contrive a reason for everybody having been on the same nautiloid and be infected with a tadpole. How exactly does this timeline look? Let's take Wyll for example: somehow, he's on the ship the same time as the player, crashes at the same time, but somehow gets to the grove first and establishes himself for enough time to become something of a member of the community and trusted enough to go and train Tiefling kids. As coincidence would have it, Karlach, the woman he'd been hunting, was on the ship as well. But they somehow never met at the crash site and Karlach had enough time to get into a tussle with a group of fake paladins and end up a long way from the crash site. Talk about coincidences. If enough time has elapsed for several crash survivors to go their own way, then how long were I and Shadowheart knocked out on the beach for? How long has Lae'zel been trapped in the cage by the time we find her? How come that Astarion is still just hanging around the crash site, instead of having left about the same time the others did? Why is he hanging around there in the first place? What's his plan? To just stand around and hopefully ambush someone for no reason? This all seems extremely implausible if I'm being quite honest. There was no need to have EVERYONE infected you know, the others except for the PC, Shadowheart and Lae'zel could've come along for other reasons.

Anyway

Once the ship crashlands on a Larian brand beach, you're left to wander around a beautifully made and absolutely huge map, very similar to a BG1 style map. That's to say that exploration is very much free form, giving you the opportunity to stumble into random little side adventures. This is exciting and good, glad to see that at least one lesson was learned from the previous games. The environments are highly interactive and have an imsim-like quality to them, giving you the opportunity to move boxes around and such. Many of these interactions remain superfluous though mechanically speaking but it does help make the world feel believable and alive. One path leads you to a grove of druids, where a bunch of Tiefling refugees have holed up in and that is getting attacked by goblins by the time you get there.

This gives you a first real taste of BG3's combat outside of the laughably simple tutorial encounters. Combat is turn based and thus can drag on for quite a while. Fortunately, however, combat is extremely good and easily the game's strongest point. It features free form movement, without any gamy nuCom style grid. While I was initially apprehensive about the simplified 5e rule system, I found it to have quite a bit of depth and had great fun with in in total. The excellent enemy and encounter design contributed heavily to my enjoyment. There are no random encounters and no trash mobs. Every encounter is tailor made and features one or more unique configurations, not to say gimmicks, giving each of them a puzzle-like quality, the likes of which you don't generally see in an rpg. Great use is made of the terrain, a good amount of verticality and sightlines (relevant to stealth plays). Due to the high interactivity of the environments, you're free to toss explosive barrels at the enemy at your discretion. You can even place them right in front of their noses before you set them off, proving that interactivity =/reactivity. Quite honestly, Larian missed their calling as a developer of turn based tactical games.


Once you've done away with Les Gobelins, you're let into the grove, where you find out that the druids are alt-right mega chuds who HATE the Tiefling refugees because they're RACIST and want them gone. The Tiefugees don't wanna leave, because there's more hostile gooblens on the road that'll kill them on sight. Zevlor, the Tiefling leader wants you to go kill the Gobleaders, Kagha, girlboss of the druids, wants you to just kick the Tieflings out. This is a very classica dyadic quest dynamic. Do you side with the Tieflings or the druids? What do you stand to gain? What do you stand to lose? What do you care anyway? Those are questions I *would* be asking, if Larian didn't completely fumble this absolute layup of a setup. This brings me to

Tangent #2: Quest Design and General Structure

You cannot side with the druids. You read that right. You CANNOT side with the other side in this two-sides quest. This is something that should bother any rpg veteran. If you are yourself a druid and wanna roleplay as a hardline druid nationalist (or something idk) then I'm sorry to say that you have no opportunity to act accordingly. How they missed this is beyond me.

Quest design is all around a bit bad. While you cannot side with the druids, who have somewhat legitimate grievances, you can side with the goblins, who serve a new god called The Absolute (preposterously stupid name) and are part of the Mindflayer cult that's infected you. That's right, you can side with your enemy and help them achieve the victory that would most certainly doom you. Why? Not sure. The game never gives you a good reason for doing so. I think most people would just stumble into this quest branch.

These sorts of questionable choices extend to many other questlines in the game that are too many to list, but it all ties into how BG3 has a massive problem structuring and pacing itself. For example, while running around the wilds, you may come across a temple, where you find some zombie named Withers. Withers is a plot critical NPC, thus unkillable and provides you with the important ability to resurrect companions and hire "Hirelings" to fill out your roster, should you need them. He is also entirely missable. That's correct. Should you never come across him in the temple, then he'll just eventually show up at your camp with no explanation. Why did they do this? This could've been easily avoided by making his discovery part of a mandatory tutorial section. To me, this is indicative of a severe lack of structural planning that plagues the game in many other places as well.


One notable exception to the general subpar quality of quests are the one involving Auntie Ethel, a fantastically executed concept of a hag and recurring villain, who really should've played a bigger role and upstages even the main villains and the Dark Urge's personal quest. While I did say that the amnesiac angle was sorta boring, the buildup and payoff in Durge's quest is actually pretty great. Why? First of all, you get a butler, Sceleritas Fell, easily the best animated, written and voiced character in the entire game and a cool callback to Cespenar, who was your butler in Throne of Bhaal. He provides a much needed amount of levity and comedic relief in an otherwise rather grim storyline. Just in case you don't know, the eponymous Dark Urge refers to your character's psychotic need to kill and having to fight intrusive thoughts about murdering people.


This sounds very messed up and to the game's credit it does absolutely not mess around, though much of the gruesome details are exaggerated to the point of black comedy. We've had similar amnesiac storylines before, most notably in Planescape but while in that game, the assholish ways of your past were and felt far removed, BG3 makes certain that you're confronted by your sick nature regularly. The game has you involuntarily butcher a character early on, just so you get an idea what you're dealing with.This is a crucial and very effective moment in the questline, because from that point on, there's no denying that you, yes YOU, are a vile murderer and you cannot really hide behind the amnesia excuse anymore. If you weren't a killer before, you're one now and now you have to deal with that. This is a genuinely brave piece of writing most games would shy away from.

So About Those Goblins

Whether or not you decide to join the goblins and the destroy the grove for no reason, you eventually get to Goblin HQ, Subsidiary of Absolute Inc., which is a big playground. The game loves to give you those playgrounds, where you can mess around and engineer a solution to whatever problem you're faced with. Where BG3 stumbles in matters of quest design, it does a lot better in giving you things to do and a variety of options to approach things. There's tons of different ways to even enter Goblin HQ and hidden pathways in an out of it, some of which even lead you to some useful loot. Once inside, you can decide to start combat in the courtyard immediately, or just act like you're part of the team and then enter the inner sanctum. There, you'll meet the three goblin leaders, which you can either kill, lead to the grove or even completely ignore and just head towards story progression via a hidden ladder to the Underdark.

Again, this freedom of choice is pretty great, however, there are some caveats. For one, the game misses yet another layup by giving you no non-combat option to get rid of the goblin leaders, though this would've been a prime opportunity for it. Only one of them can be taking out non-conventionally and that's only when you fail multiple skill checks. The other two, you're either forced to fight, ignore or (temporarily) side with. What's more, if you do start combat, involving about a dozen of combatants, the rest of the HQ does not care and will acknowledge none of it. This feels incredibly weird and internally inconsistent and makes me wonder if they thought any of this part of the game through. The other thing is that, while you are given the option of ignoring all of this, there is absolutely no benefit to doing so. In fact, you miss out on tons of content, experience and equipment that way. I suppose it's still nice that the option is there in the first place, even if it makes no sense to take it and stacking a bunch of explosive barrels around Dror Ragzlin and pushing Minthara down a hole is very funny, I'll not deny that.

So you fight the goblins, probably make a quick detour to the Githyanki Crèche that you believe has the cure for your tadpole problem in it and head to

Act 2

We're in the Underdark fellas, technically still in act 1 but it feels like act 2 at any rate. Let's call it act 1.5. You can also skip the Underdark by going through the mountain pass and a highly obnoxious combat encounter but I don't recommend that personally. The Underdark is filled with cool loot and even some interesting locations.

While down beneath the earth, veterans of the series will notice how bland everything looks. Once more, the game has you wandering about the wilderness, except this time it's a bit dim and there's mushrooms instead of trees. The Underdark is supposed to be this utterly alien and incredibly dangerous environment, something that was conveyed very well in BG2 over two decades ago. BG3's Underdark just feels like any old cave that also has roads for some reason. No cool city to explore, no beholder caves to raid. In fact, there's only one single beholder and that one's just a Spectator. It all feels like something that by all rights should've turned out much better.

Instead of a Drow city, you get mushroom fields, glowing trees and even something resembling a dungeon in the Arcane Tower. I said "resembling" because

Tangent #3: This Game Has No Dungeons!

You read that right. The Dungeons and Dragons game has no dungeons. I'm sure the developers thought they were dungeons but rest assured, they're not dungeons. At best, they're the dungeon equivalent of an elevator pitch. "Goblin Fortress", "Wizard Tower", "Vampire Mansion" etc.; concepts that were hardly realized beyond a token effort.

This is frankly inexcusable and disqualifies BG3 from any conversation about the best rpgs of all time if you ask me. Older and contemporary rpgs blow this multimillion, high profile production out of the water without much contest. Larian may understand how to build a playground but has no idea how to build a theme park.


Let's take the Arcane Tower for instance. All the ingredients for a dungeon are there: set up, background lore, puzzles and exploration. However, they are implement so incredibly sparsely that it feels like when you're promised a half pound filet mignon and get handed some meatloaf instead. Yeah, both are made of meat and and about equally as filling but it's not quite the same is it? All the pieces for a memorable dungeon were in place, but Larian never bothered to put them together.

An exception to this is the Grymforge, which feels like a mix between a traditional dungeon and a BG3 brand playground. There's tons of lore to uncover, loot to get, people to interact with and quests to solve, all culminating in a cool and memorable boss and big battle encounter. The Duergar are delightful dickheads, the forge strange and interesting to explore and the adamantine forge is a fantastic reward for uncovering the place's secrets. I wish there were more places like this, it's a rather short detour and it's the game's best dungeon.

On To The Shadowlands

After you're done with that, you can either progress via a passage in the Grymforge or you can return to the previously mentioned mountain pass. The first drops you off at a patrol of Harpers getting attacked by spooky shadow creatures, the second gets you an escorted tour straight to Tilted Moonrise Towers, which is where the bad guys are holed up in. Meanwhile, the first path leads you to Last Light Inn, which is where the good guys are holed up in. Both beginnings to act 2, while very different and both offering great variety, converge rather quickly and are mostly the same past the initial divergence. The Moonrise Towers start is especially recommended for Durge, because it gives some great opportunities for learning more about your mysterious past. Aside from this, I almost prefer that start from a story telling perspective, because it gives you an effective introduction to this act's main villain, Ketheric Thorm.


This introduction is not absent, when you choose the other route but it does come later, when really such a scene must come as early as possible. That is a big shame and I'd even say that that's another one of Larian's misssteps. Going through Last Light first gives you nothing but flavor text (some of which you can even find earlier in act 1) and heaping loads of telling and not showing. This could've been easily avoided by having the introductory section be the same, regardless which way you came and then instead have the rest of the act diverge from that point on, instead of the other way around. This is another case of the game being somewhat badly structured.

Moonrise Towers is a cool area. The prison in the basement is yet another great playground, where you have the option to bust out a group of deep gnome terrorists, where you're extremely free to approach this issue. I'd even say, you're a bit too free, to the point of some of the more non-conventional solutions feeling janky. The "traditional" way, let's call it, has you toss the gnomes a hammer, whereafter they break out, alerting the guards and initiating combat.

You will inevitably find Last Light inn by exploring the map normally, where you will meet returning champion and immortal hagboss Jaheira. How, when and where she ended up here or what she's been up to sinceThrone of Bhaal I'm sure is written somewhere but I don't care. What I care more about is how, when and where she got nerfed into the ground. Last time I saw her, she was an epic level mega druid, powerful enough to slaughter armies and contend with dragons and demigods. And since when is her signature fighting style dual scimitars? That's Drizzt's brand. I suppose that's just something we're supposed to let go. BG3 is a reboot, not a sequel in some ways.

Whereas visually act 2 is extremely dull (it was an extremely stupid choice to have a dimly lit area followed by ANOTHER dimly lit area), narratively, it has a lot to offer. In Last Light, you'll witness first hand some nice CnC. If you saved the Tieflings in the grove, some of em will be there. If you busted the gnomes outta jail, they'll be there as well. Found the ox? You bet he made it too. You'll also encounter very well made Talk-no-Jutsu minibosses throughout the map, the children of General Thorm, and they're actually extremely well done, easily some of the best examples of Talk-no-Jutsu done right.


Instead of just succeeding a single speech/persuasion/deception/intimidation check, you either have to pass several in a row or are presented with several other options relating to many other skills or even your class. In so doing, the devs have successfully avoided the trap of making CHA builds easy mode, a sickness that has plagued the rpg genre ever since Fallout. The Thorms sadly remain the only examples of their kind and I honestly don't see why this philosophy of boss design couldn't have been extended to all bosses. Granted, many other encounters can be at least skipped if you find a certain item for example, rewarding you for thorough exploration, like with Bernard or Ketheric Thorm himself, which I also like a lot.

Last Light can serves as your base of operations, should you choose to play this way. If you are Durge though then you get a very heavy incentive to slaughter the entire place. That's right, I told you they didn't mess around. Through either your own intuition or some additional prodding by Murderbutler, you're pointed in the direction of killing Isobel, the Selunite cleric keeping the Shadowcurse plaguing the land from devouring all life within it. Strategically, this is stupid, morally it's completely reprehensible. But if you do it, you'll get the ability to transform into the returning champion and four armed blender that is the Slayer.

The Slayer is otherwise unavailable until near the very end of the game, making the mass murder definitely worth it, if you're going for an evil Durge run anyway. I don't think I've ever seen a game reward the player for doing something this Stupid Evil. Turns out, more games should do that because boy is it fun to just see how messed up you can make things and get away with it. This point, sadly, also highlights how badly the companions are realized, because by all accounts, after this they should all run screaming in the other direction or put you down themselves. They'll voice their discontent if you talk to them about it, but that's the extent of it. It's not like you're the chosen one who has to be kept alive at all costs. I for one would've found it extremely interesting to be given the Slayer form but as a trade off be forced into a solo playthrough from that point forward. I suppose that would've been a bit difficult to balance the game around though but you know, Wrathfinder did it, just saying.


Whatever you do, you're gonna learn that Ketheric Thorm is immortal, because he's got an Aasimar chained up in the Shadowfell named Sir Aelen, who is a MAN and has never been anything other than a MAN and most definitely NOT a lesbian woman! Small point of contention here, Aelen is definitely not an Aasimar and it's something the devs most certainly got mixed up and the millions of playtesters never questioned. He is clearly an Outsider aligned with his mom Selune, a Deva or something like it. Even the bg3wiki acknowledges this.

Anyway, to get to him you have to go through the Gauntlet of Shar, which a lost Sharran temple. It is also by consensus a terrible excuse for a dungeon and I am inclined to very much agree. The sidequest involving Yurgir, a trapped Orthon, is a lot more fun to do than anything else. What is this "anything else"? A series of three """"""puzzles"""""" that are boring the first time you do em and even more so on any repeat playthroughs. The devs must've known that they had phoned it in on this one because the final door blocking progression can be opened by a Knock spell and all of the puzzles skipped entirely. This is an hilarious oversight on Shar's part.

Once the door's been opened you jump straight into the Shadowfell and fight Balthazar, a disgustingly fat Necromancer. If you're a highly intelligent genius like me though, then you'll have killed him already in the Gauntlet and avoided having to do an annoying boss fight. Again, nice nonlinear choice. One way or another, you'll be faced with Aelen, the Nightsong, as he's called by his fans and can free him from his prison, removing Ketheric Thorm's immortality. If Shadowheart is with you (which she will be in 90% of all cases I think), she'll want to kill him in order to become Shar's chosen. She can be talked out of it or into it. I personally recommend doing it, because you get tons of cool gear and abilities if you do. If you don't, Shadowheart becomes a Selunite and Aelen joins you in the fight against Ketheric Thorm.


You can also hand the Nightsong over to Balthazar, earning you an audience with Ketheric himself. He'll throw you in jail though if you do, after which you'll have to kill him. If you don't, then you'll have to storm Moonrise Tower and then kill him. If you haven't been a bloodthirsty moron, then you'll get Jaheira and her Harpers to conduct a full frontal assault, during which most of them will die but draw enough fire for your party to eventually win the encounter. If they're all dead, you're on your own. I much prefer this option personally, because figuring out how to infiltrate, not storm the tower, not only spares you the agony of sitting through an hour long battle involving about two dozen combatants but it's also more fun and unconventional. What I did for example, was hop over on the docks, throw the guards in the water and then fly up the tower using a potion of flight thrown strategically at the party's feet. This is CnC at its absolute finest, which act 2 is already full of. It's easily the best of all acts.

Atop the Tower you'll find Ketheric and yet more CnC. Having sided with neither the Harpers, nor the Nightsong, nor Balthazar, you'll have to fight him along with his cronies, including a 250 hp drider, that's a pain to hit, gives a huge AoE debuff to your AC and hits like your drunk stepdad. If you sold out the Nightsong, the fight is skipped but you're sent to jail, like I said earlier, and if you freed him he'll fight with you, turning out to be the single best meat shield ever, because he's immortal, won't stay dead and Ketheric tends to aggro on him most of the time. Without that, You'll feel the full brunt of the drider and Ketheric, who is himself incredibly unfun to fight, having a preposterously high AC and virtual immunity to most important debuffs. This fight was hard and was the game's way of punishing me for being Stupid Evil earlier. BG3 giveth and BG3 taketh away.

Thankfully you don't actually have to kill Ketheric Thorm but have to reduce him to about 30% health, whereafter he flees into the Mindflayer colony that's been there the entire time. If you're Durge, you'll find out that you were originally dumped there, before you were shipped off on the nautiloid. Sadly, the game doesn't give you the opportunity to ask Ketheric for more info, seeing as he clearly knows who Durge is. Not like he'd tell you anything but not having the option feels a bit inorganic in that moment. The Mindflayer colony is yet another "dungeon" but fails where all the others fail as well, I won't harp on about it any longer, I think I've made my point.

At the end, you'll discover that Ketheric isn't actually the game's main villain, as you may have been thinking up to this point. It turns out that he's a Paladin of Myrkul, his chosen even, and has enslaved an Elder Brain along with the chosen of the other members of the Dead Three, Orin (no relation to our Orin) and Turkish bastard Lord Enver Gortaş, representing Bhaal and Bane respectively.


Together, the three stooges cooked up a plan to hijack an Elder Brain and build an army full of potential mindflayers controlled via proxy, with the stated final goal being Lord Gort ruling Baldur's Gate and later the world. Ketheric is to launch a false flag attack on the city, Orin to commit acts of terrorism within it and Enver Pasha ultimately stops it all, becoming a hero and getting to be the city's mayor forever. They've also kidnapped Duke Ravengard and mind controlled him so he can make it official. The cult of the Absolute is just a front for the whole operation.

Tangent #4: This Plot Makes Absolutely (heh) No Sense

It really, really doesn't. Let's just begin with the motivation of the antagonists. Even better, let's start with the motivation of the gods they serve. Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul once agreed to split up the portfolio of Jergal, who is now dead (or so we think!). Bane got tyranny, ambition etc., Bhaal got MURDER and Myrkul became god of death. Bhaal specifically explained his choice thus:

"I choose death...I can destroy your kingdom, Bane, by murdering your subjects, and I can starve your kingdom, Myrkul, by staying my hand."

Keep this quote in mind. Why Bane's on board with he plan is rather obvious, he's supporting and funding some guy's megalomaniacal quest for power. Bhaal may as well be on board, since there'll be murder involved. Why, though, is Myrkul participating? He stands to gain nothing from any of it, people will die regardless of what he does. Ketheric will tell you that Myrkul expects him to take over the cult and betray his two allies but to what end is never explained and I couldn't imagine a single good reason. The god of death has no need of any intricate plots in order for people to die, does he? What's he gonna do with the cult?

Let's accept that all three stand to gain something, just for the sake of argument, and say, they all came together and chose their chosen so they could conquer Baldur's Gate, the world or whatever. There is no need to go through the trouble of hijacking an Elder Brain in order to execute the exact same plan. None. Need an army? Have Ketheric raise some zombies. I'm sure Myrkul can spare the odd death knight or two. Bhaal's involvement does not hinge on any tadpoling whatsoever and I couldn't imagine Bane having need of illithid mind control powers.

You'll learn that Mindflayers are in fact soulless, thus robbing gods of their worshippers and power. Having gods behind a plot to turn people into Mindflayers does raise some questions in-game. Bane will, in a semi-hidden dialogue, explain that they're doing the Mindflayer thing to stick it to the other gods. But Bane, you ARE a god yourself and you are also losing potential and actual followers. "You don't spread fear by tending your fields but by burning your enemy's". Um, MORON you are burning YOUR fields too! It's official, Bane does it to own the libs. Amazing.

You'll also later learn that the whole thing was Bhaal's idea. He wants to eradicate all life. When did annihilation become part of portfolio? Remember the quote from earlier? By killing everybody, he just gives up his role as the great balancer between Bane and Myrkul and decides to give Myrkul all the dead he wants. Again, why? And why did he need the help of the others to do this? His chosen alone could enslave the Elder Brain and build a Mindflayer army of his own. No need for this complicated cult front and 4d chess involving the conquest of Baldur's Gate, if just killing people was the endgame.

The Dead Three, aside from Bane, should have anything to do with this. Myrkul gets his dead no matter what he does, has no use for a weird tadpole cult and Bhaal has his followers commit murder fine as is. And even if the three all agreed on this hairbrained scheme, then there still would be no need to rope Mindflayers into this. This plot is complete garbage. Any fan fiction writer could've done better.


Why is Ketheric going along with any of this anyway? He only came to worship Myrkul in order to revive his dead daughter, which he did. She wants nothing to do with him but his main goal seems to and should be getting her back. He tries to kidnap her too. That's where his motivation should start and end. Did Myrkul command him to join up? If so, why? As established earlier, Myrkul also has no real reason to get involved.

It often feels like the writers could not decide whether to make the Mindflayers or the Dead Three the villains, compromised and cobbled together this mess of a plot. Either would've work completely fine on their own and this mish mash we got sacrifices the potential of either. I would've loved to explore alien Mindflayer facilities, hives, cooperate with the Githyanki against them and even see the odd Ulitharid or Alhoon. An adventure taking us to the edges of the planes fighting eldritch horrors beyond space and time would've made for a great and original setup. Likewise, a plot around the Dead Three exclusively would've also worked fantastically, fighting the minions of Bane, Bhaal and Myrkul, one act to each, would've been a more traditional affair but it that would have been fine by me. If they so desperately wanted to shoehorn both parties in there, then at least they could've gone for gathering the Dead Three in an alliance against an impending Mindflayer invasion, whose soullessness would've threatened the very gods themselves.

Imma Be Here All Day, So Let's Just Continue To Act 3

You eventually defeat Ketheric, get his Netherstone, a McGuffin used to control the Elder Brain, and go after the other two and their Netherstones. The game jumps the shark here. Ketheric turns into the avatar of Myrkul himself, creating the most spectacular encounter in the entire game, which no other boss fight past this point can live up to. Ketheric was built up as the main villain but now the player is getting rugpulled and is now left with two other dweebs, that haven't been built up nearly as much, do not possess an equal cool factor and all in all don't feel as threatening as Ketheric. He could've and should've been the game's main villain and he'd have been great. Instead, we get this weird tripartite alliance no one asked for.

Speaking of dweebs, those went to Baldur's Gate, meaning that for the first time since BG1, there's actually a Baldur's Gate in Baldur's Gate. On your way though, your dream guardian is under attack by Githyanki monks, forcing you to enter the Astral Prism that's been protecting you from getting enslaved by the Elder Brain and defend your friend. It is at this point that it is revealed that the dream guardian is a Mindflayer. Decent twist, but if you're anything like me then, you never trusted that weirdo in the first place. In a stark contrast to the excellent CnC of act 2, act 3 opens with the false choice of either siding with the Mindflayer or the Githyanki. If you side with the Yanks and kill the Mindflayer, it's game over, so you'll have to side with him. It turns out that the Prism is a prison for Prince Orpheus, only son of Gith, who has the power to disrupt Elder Brain signals or something. It is actually him who's been keeping the party from transforming, not the Mindflayer, who introduces himself as Da The Emperor.

At this point, the plot falls apart even more. If Orpheus is the source of our protection, then why do we need the Emperor? Why does killing the squid end the protection? Not to get ahead of the plot, but should you decide to send the Emperor away before the final boss, he leaves the Astral Prism, and guess what, NOTHING HAPPENS. Why do we lose our protection in this moment but not in the other? The game seems insistent on having Orpheus ultimately being what stops Elder Brain influence but it pulls this false game over just in order to railroad he player.


Aside from this, the Emperor is actually a great villain, because he keeps pretending to be your friend and to protect you for any other reason than for his own needs and because he's obsessed with turning you into a Mindflayer for some reason. Gaslight, gatekeep, squidboss. The people who side with him unironically have lost the plot and missed the point and I'm sure most of them would be very delighted to see a flyer from Scientology in their mailbox.

After that little incident, it's on to fancy, glorious and exciting Rivington! Rivington is the mandatory outskirts area of the big city region that has you faff about for a couple of hours with things no one really cares about. Sidequests include, finding some idiot's mail, going on an endless and notoriously boring fetch quest for a clown's bodyparts and ending the occupation of a house by illegal settlers, violating international law. There are some better plot hooks here, like the hunt for Cazador, a vampire lord and Astarion's former rapist molester master, and solving the mystery surrounding a string of Bhaalist murders and the emergence of the Stone Lord, boss of a newly formed crime syndicate. Again, lots to do here, but as opposed to previous content, the stuff here is more miss than hit.


Beyond Rivington there's Wyrm's Crossing. The big bridge from BG1 returns, something that we've all been waiting for. I personally really like that they made it historically accurate and put a bunch of dense housing on it, after all, people used to live on bridges back in those times. Visually, the bridge and the city of Baldur's Gate across from it, are visually fantastic, easily some of the best urban environment design I've ever seen in an rpg. The city actually feels medieval with winding roads, chaotic, clearly unplanned layouts, the roofing etc. A minor thing maybe would be that Baldur's Gate feels a lot more like Athkatla from BG2 than Baldur's Gate, and to me it's apparent that they took their design cues mainly from Athkatla. However, it feels a lot emptier in regards to content. Even Wyrm's Crossing for all its elaborate design and verticality has very little content, compared to areas in the previous two acts and even when compared to Baldur's Gate in BG1. It is common for rpgs to run out of steam toward the end but even this dropoff is quite steep.

Act 3's big gimmick, aside from gathering the Netherstones, is gathering allies for your final confrontation with the Elder Brain that's apparently been supercharged by the Crown of Karsus placed on it and has now become the Netherbrain, a world ending threat, capable of reestablishing the Mindflayer empire all on its own, so we're told. If you're Durge, your personal quest concludes in this act as well. In an extremely inelegant and lazy plot dump, you'll randomly keel over and get a vision, explaining that you're a Bhaalspawn. Not a huge shocker to be honest. However, not only are you a Bhaalspawn you are THE Bhaalspawn, the single purest Bhaalspawn ever made. Not born, MADE, basically Bhaalspawn Jesus and former leader of the cult of Bhaal in Baldur's Gate. And not only THAT, the entire plot around the Absolute was your idea.




You were the villain all along. While this is a cool reveal, it could've been executed a lot better than just dumping all of this stuff on you. Orin is your sister and the one who put a tadpole in your head in order to usurp your position as Bhaal's chosen. Now, it is time for REVENGE. You can get your groove back, murder two people using stealth jank and then get the possibility to drip yourself out in mad Bhaalist drip. I guess this as good a time as any to talk a bit about

Tangent #5 Itemization

BG3 has the right idea when it comes to itemization, prioritizing giving out good items very sparingly over showering the player constantly with new, possibly randomized gear. It also makes sure to give items interesting properties instead of just giving bonuses to rolls for example, though many items do that, along with other things. Sometimes, however, it feels like they went a bit overboard with this philosophy and made the properties of many items way too niche to be useful for anybody, unless you headed out with the intention to center your build entirely around dealing acid damage or whatever.

Aside from those, there still are many items that I personally would consider virtually useless but also many others that I'd say are irreplaceable. Both kinds are bad, because the one you'll never use and the other you'll always use, with the result being limited equipment and build variety. There are quite a number of weapons and armor especially that you can get in act 1 that will last you either the entirety of the game or at least until act 3. The adamantine splint armor comes to mind, as does the adamantine shield, the Blood of Lathander, the Soulbreaker Greatsword, the Knife of the Undermountain King and I'm sure many others I'm not even thinking of.


What's more, many items you get as quest rewards are very much underwhelming and often vastly inferior to the stuff you can buy from a vendor. Act 2 is a veritable desert of good items and much of your gear won't find a suitable replacement until act 3. In my opinion, good itemization is a very careful balancing act between flooding you with new stuff and starving you for it for too long. I think BG3 does a decent job at striking that balance but there are many moments where I ended up disappointed at the gear I found and saw no point in using, because I had gotten something better ages ago. All in all, it's far from a dealbreaker but I've seen it done better.

Back To Murdering

Returning champion and your grandpa Sarevok reinitiates you into the cult of Bhaal. This is one of the coolest moments in the game I think. Good revenge stories never get old. This sibling rivalry comes to a head upon getting to the Temple of Bhaal in the Undercity, culminating in a one on one duel to decide who's dad's favorite. The Temple itself is easily the coolest area in the game and while it doesn't really look like the Undercity from BG1, it feels as it should and it's just got the right vibes. The walk down to the Temple, during which you're retold the prophecy of Wise Alaundo, is a great little touch. Someone at Larian made it a priority to throw fans of the previous titles a bone, it seems.

If you've gotten the Slayer form beforehand, then the encounter with Orin often turns into a complete stomp, in either direction that is. While the encounter isn't great mechanically, narratively is absolutely perfect. Truly, the biggest highlight for me. You then are anointed Bhaal's favorite child by the god himself and are ordered to head out to destroy the planet. Again, none of your companions object to this and then act completely shocked when you actually do. Whatever, we've been over this.

There are other pretty cool high level boss fights to be had in act 3. For example, you can go back and fight Sarevok and get his sword and helmet if you win. That fight especially has a distinct puzzle like quality that's fun and interesting to figure out the solution to. Giving him the Deathbringer Assault is also a very nice touch of nostalgia, making Sarevok feel quite lore accurate. Special mention is reserved for the horrid and rancid grindathon that's the fight against Cazador that takes a gorillion years to finish. Not only are there tons of minions to get rid off, including eternally respawning spam bats but Cazador uses these incredibly swingy spells like Call Lightning or Blight that can either damage you for 5 or 500 hp if you fail your save, prompting a quick reload, should that happen at the wrong moment.


Aside from bosses ranging from great to terrible, there are a couple of interesting areas to explore in Baldur's Gate, even if the vast mass of houses and hidden alleyway would suggest that there'd be a lot more of it. Ramazith's Tower, yes, the very same, contains some very good hidden loot, though getting to it isn't the most exciting thing in the world. The sewers are back, minus the carrion crawlers, as is Sorcerous Sundries. Sadly, however, I have to conclude that the city is a lot more style than substance and feels kinda empty at times. The entire act is in service of finding allies for the final battle, which in itself is not that interesting to do from a narrative standpoint, and offers little in the way of more substantial plot development. The game tries its hand at some non conventional stuff, like tasking you with busting out some prisoners of an underwater maximum security correctional facility (it's the Iron Throne, they just dumped it in the ocean), which I thought was a neat little challenge. Aside from that though, it's all rather generic.

Act 3 consist of many different disconnected side stories that only serve to earn yourself a favor from somebody so that they'll help you in the endgame, making for an uninspired narrative structure and pacing that reminds me of a monster-of-the-week TV series. This is coupled with the fact that the remaining two villains, Orin and Gortash do not get nearly enough development or screentime to make them interesting, especially considering that they have to complete with Ketheric in that regard. They tried their best with Orin, having her screw you around with her shapeshifter powers, and as Durge, the conflict with her feels personal enough but as a regular ol' Tav, there is absolute no personality involved there.

Gortash is boring no matter how you slice it. He had potential, being a shrewd inventor sort of guy, who fights you using traps and gadgets, rather than his own raw skills but he's around for what feels like 15 minutes and gets little to no development in that time. You can ally with him in order to battle the Netherbrain but that is yet another false choice, because if you do, he gets obliterated by the brain immediately, and the rest of the game proceeds as it normally would. Speaking of missed potential, the entirety of the upper city of Baldur's Gate was cut, intended to be implemented but then given up on. You gotta understand, Larian only had millions of dollars and several years of outsourced unpaid playtesting via Early Access, you can't expect them to actually FINISH their game, now can you. This is extremely disappointing especially for fans of the series, who would've loved to see the entirety of the city reimagined with modern age technology. BG1's Baldur's Gate felt bigger, because it was, and had a lot more content, and that game is decades old and had only a fraction of the budget. I don't think there's much of an excuse to be found here.

Another bigger problem with act 3 and by extension the whole game is that the level cap is too low at a measly level 12. The actual problem is not the cap itself but that you hit it waaaaaaaaaaaay too early, long before you're even close with being done with act 3. This makes exp useless and takes a ton of incentive out of questing, so unless you really want some item or another that's given as a quest reward, you may as well head straight to the final boss for all the difference it makes. This is yet another indicator of BG3's overarching structuring problem. I can't think of any other rpg that messed up its level pacing to this degree. In BG1 and BG2 you have to put some real effort into even hitting the level cap in the first place and you may not even hit it when going solo and thus sucking up all the exp for yourself. This is something that should've never escaped playtesting and I don't see why the level cap could've been at least 14.


The meaninglessness of exp also means that the otherwise excellent combat starts to wear out its welcome by this point in the game. After close to a hundred hours, the game starts to run out of tricks and gimmicks to make its encounters interesting and the absence of substantial level ups also means that from here on out, you're not gonna see much variation in how you get to approach things anymore. The underwhelming dragon boss or the fanservice cameos by Minsc and Viconia do nothing for me in the absence of an engaging plot and combat. For all the intricate visual design that went into designing the city of Baldur's Gate, it can't help but feel hollow and reeks of wasted potential.

So. You've gathered all the allies you want, hit the level cap and are kitted out with the best magic gear money and blood can buy and got all three Netherstones. You're now ready for the endgame and if you're a crpg veteran then that thought should scare the hell out of you; crpgs have a notorious history of completely pissing the bed in the final moments. BG3's endgame starts off on completely the wrong foot and has you traverse a boring cavern hallway, containing exactly one single encounter that is completely inconsequential because you'll be healed and restored to full only minutes later. Then the game has you do a couple of superfluous checks to try and dominate the Netherbrain. You can fail those at your leisure, the only thing you'll get out of them is a minor health reduction of the final boss. The story still plays out just the same.


It turns out that the Brain is actually just Uka-Uka from Crash 3 and had the entire plot orchestrated in order to be brought the Netherstones and be set free from its shackles. That's right, first we thought, it's the Mindflayers, then we got twisted into thinking it's the Dead Three and then we got twisted right back. It's the old classic triple twist to the original status quo, plus with the reveal of the ultimate villain at the last second. I haven't seen this amount of tripe since I last played a jrpg.

You fail to dominate the Brehn and are told by the Emperor that now only a Mindflayer can dominate the supercharged abomination. He now suggests to eat Orpheus, absorb his power and take the Netherstones to dominate the brain. This raises so many questions with the game's already holey (as in riddled with holes) plot. Why didn't he eat Orpheus earlier? Why doesn't he do it right in that moment in order to make himself indispensable? If you refuse him, he just leaves and joins the Netherbrain. You don't fight him right then and there for who gets to enjoy freedom from the brain, he just throws up his slimy little hands, goes "Well, I tried!" and just gives up. What the hell? And like I said earlier, once he leaves, nothing happens to you, making the game over at the start of act 3 a massive plot hole and choosing to give the Emperor the stones objectively a wrong and stupid decision. So I did what any thinking person with a brain would do, told the squid to get lost and freed Orpheus.

Actually, any thinking person would try and get Omeluum, the friendly Mindflayer you can free from the Iron Throne, to fill in here but that's another plothole the writers in Belgium were too drunk to notice was there, so that's not an option. Once freed, Orpheus is hella pissed and very correctly explains that, had the party been killed by his honor guard, he'd have been freed earlier and able to easily defeat the Brain before it became too powerful. You know, drunk though they may be, but it takes an extremely ballsy kind of writer to just torpedo and obliterate their own plot like this. The guy's 100% right, you and the gang are a pile of morons and the world would have been better for all of your deaths. Oops!

Plot's been torn up, burned and ruined, does the endgame at least play well? While I feel like the endgame may absolutely not be everyone's cup of tea, I for one liked the final battle for Hoover Dam, I mean Baldur's Gate, along with the allies you've been gathering for the past few hours. They just show up and are all gathered in a conveniently not yet destroyed building like it's a high school reunion but I personally can look past this small contrivance, gamey as it may be.


All that stands between the gang and the final boss is one single hugely large encounter, and some weird escape sequence where you have to outrun a cannon barrage from a nearby nautiloid. Both can be skipped entirely using invisibility and having your designated Mindflayer just fly to the end. Not sure if that's intentional but then again they never fixed this, so I suppose Larian entirely meant for the endgame to be trivialized.

The final boss consists of another large encounter on the top of the Netherbrain itself (it's grown by a thousandfold, don't ask), which is prime time to summon all of your allies into combat. This is a cool moment, even if those summons primarily serve to draw fire, except for Yurgir, who's seemingly the only one capable of killing things. You don't need to beat the encounter, all you need to do is spend a turn opening a portal to the Brain's inner psyche or whatever and then engage in a 5 round dps race with it. Do that and you win.

And that's BG3. You get various different ending cutscenes depending on what you've done and if the narrative had been actually engaging then I'd have actually enjoyed them. I don't like ending slides as a concept much anyway, they don't influence the game at all and are only really impactful if the game's plot has been interesting up to that point, which in many rpgs it just isn't. You can get a very sappy anime-esque reunion party at the end, with everyone explaining, what they've been up to since saving the world, but, who cares. There's also a post credits scene with Withers roasting the Dead Three for whatever reason. Whatever they originally planned for that guy evidently did not pan out.

Is THIS The Game Of The Decade? Is THIS, Dare I Say, a Masterpiece?

No. That's the long and short of it. If you're gonna take away only a single thing from this review, let it be that BG3 does not live up to the hype or its reputation. This is not to say that it is bad; if you like the combat, the exploration and exploiting the game's systems, then there's a perfectly fine 7/10 rpg to be found here. If you don't, especially if you can't get anything out of the combat, then I am afraid there's nothing to offer you. I personally had fun, though act 1 drags on a bit on replays due to the lack of meaningful diverging paths you can take and act 3 seems so tacked on, insubstantial and unfinished in places, that I wanted to get it over with as soon as I could. Act 3 has its moments, but aside from that, nothing much else.

I could recommend the game or I couldn't. Either way, it makes little difference. The game's already turned a massive profit and is already being hailed as the new gold standard for video gaming, proof that single player games are not dead and economically viable, a shining example of writing and production as well as game design. They got Swen out here giving hour long interviews like he and Larian are the saviors of the industry, not dissimilar from how people kept praising CDPR after Witcher 3 came out.


I think we all know what became of CDPR and the lofty heights from which they fell. I am not in the business of gassing up mediocre developers just because they released a serviceable game in current year. Truth is, I've played better. BG2 surpasses BG3 in every aspect, except graphics and arguably combat, which to be fair to BG3 is excellent for the most part. However, in total BG2 did tons of things right decades ago, with a fraction of the manpower, budget and testing that Larian did wrong here. BG3 fails in too many areas to be considered one of the greats and comes up short even against titles of its own series.

This game is indicative of how low standards have become, a trend prevalent in other sorts of media as well. They rereleased Revenge of the Sith recently, a movie that was panned in its day, but today, in the absence of anything but Marvel slop, remakes and remasters, looks like Citizen Kane in comparison. Something, something, one eyed man is the king among the blind, something something.

Again, the game's fun, very good in parts even, but that is it. It's worth playing but do not expect a life changing experience or to find your new favorite game of all time. Here's hoping that it attracts tons of more people to the genre and leads them to try better games.